When is the OG, Jesus, coming back? Seriously. Things are worse than ever and only getting worse. It's been 1,982 years, c'mon already.
Soon.
>>57520256
He already is friend
>>57520256
Nobody knows the day or time
>>57520256
> 1,982 years, c'mon already
he did took his time tho
>>57520582
Yeah, yeah, I've heard it a million times. I really hope I get to experience it in my life time. People's expressions will be priceless, just imaging it brings a shit eating grin to my face.
>>57520256
op please
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>>57520256
Soon, just a couple more years, be ready, it'll really happen eventually.
>>57520720
You can't experience something that's never going to fucking happen, you retarded little shit.
>>57521067
I am OP, OP is a me me.
>>57520256
the bible is an allegory.
Christ's death and resurrection, departure and return, are both historical processes that currently happen in real time.
>>57520256
i had a crazy idea, maybe just maybe, he is amalgamation of a bunch of prophets that lived in a point in time where ideals and teachings where long common, and to shift political power Greek and roman aristocracy used the cult as a way to attain power and has now overstayed it's welcome a few thousand years, and maybe this mystical figure may not have existed as magic man and maybe he isn't coming back, crazy right
