POST YFW
>30 YEARS FROM NOW
>YOUR DAUGHTER WILL MARRY A AUSTRALIAN MAN
>SHE WILL PUT SHRIMP ON THE BBQ
>SHE WILL WEAR THONGS
>SHE WILL WILL PARTICIPATE IN >AUSTRALIA DAY
>YOUR SON WILL MARRY A AUSTRALIAN GIRL
>HE WILL WEAR THONGS AND SPEED DEALER SUNGLASSES
>HE WILL SAY WORKS LIKE CUNT FUCK AND MATE FREQUENTLY
>YOUR GRAND KIDS WILL BE AUSTRALIAN
>THEY WILL CONFORM TO OUR NORMS
>THEY WILL SHITPOST WHENEVER PRESENTED A CHANCE
>THEY WILL TALK SHIT WITH MATES AND ASSIMILATE THEM THEY WILL ALL >PARTICIPATE IN AUSTRALIA DAY PISS UPS
>YOUR FAMILY WILL DRINK ALOT CASUALLY AND JUST A VB AFTER WORK
>YOUR COUNTRY WILL BE BROUGHT INTO THE FOLD OF THE GREATER AUSTRALIAN COLONYS
its an Australian world you are just living in it
Keep dreaming Aussies
>>57375552
As long as they don't shot post on 4chan.
>>57375666
Its ok satin no more school shooting friend
There will be no need for mass arms we made it work here we can make it work there
It's true OP. My daughter married an aussie last summer. She drinks Fosters 5 times a day and started wearing traditional Australian Kaki Cargo shorts. She is leaving this week for some sort of pilgrimage "walkabout" to circle this strange Australian holy site seven times.
>>57375648
i give you 10 years until Ausimmulation begins
And you though communism was dangerous
>>57375552
>SHE WILL PUT SHRIMP ON THE BBQ
the last aussi I talked to told me only tourists put shrimps on the BBQ
[spoiler]also stopped reading there[/spoiler]
>>57375552
>implying i wouldn't be ok with that
i'm not letting the pooftas drink fosters though, that shits disgusting pleb tier trash and you lot should be ashamed for drinking that disgusting shit.
>>57375903
M8 Who ever doesnt cook shrimp on the bbq i a fucking wog or is a fucking
MaoRI
>>57375842 Ah good soon you to will identify as an Australian, all it takes is a few beer and a good chat
YOUR DAUGHTER WILL BE A SHITPOSTER YOUR DAUGHTER WILL BE A SHITPOSTER
>>57376031
Dude honestly fosters is a tourist drink they dont even have it on tap at pubs, i drink tooheys new luv it
Alot of cunts seem to think Vb is the be all end all
the last german I talked to told me allahu akbah tabkir takbir
[spoiler]shrimp love a barbie[/spoiler]
BOW TO US
So basically what I had intended anyways.
Another quality thread. Thank you Australia for being our greatest internet ally
Reminder that the 'Can White Men Even Compete?' threads are being posted from Australia
>TFW YOU GET TO BE APART OF THIS
>>57375552
Your gene pool is entirely betas and murderers from the UK.
It's like they took a shit, and distilled it into pure fecal essence. That's you.
Then they dropped you into a desert full of deadly animals and incests.
You are trash. Global warming will destroy your "country" within 100 years
>>57376337
Thank you Lithuania im glad to hear especially you say thank you for all the times we came over there to bail you Lithuanians out, you still owe us big time, but mate just give it a go once we aussimilate you and we are square :)
>>57376458
I am sorry. We are trying our best
>>57376383
And that has breed the most bad ass fucks out
>Send all bad ass prisoners to duke it out on an island tough as fuck guards with piss and whores
>survival of the fittest
>200 years later bad ass country surrounded but chinks
>tfw i dont know why im explaing this to a american why dont you go put some shackles on and parade the streets in a sorry shirt
>>57376563
We got ya f a m we fight for internet truth and keks
>>57376383
Wow epic meme combo
>>57376382
ALL AUSSIE ADVENTURES!!!!!!
>>57376337
Lithuania is based af.
Vilnius is on my return to list..
Shits on Latvia.
>>57375552
Glad to see you doing well son.
>>57375552
Australia the only Commonwealth nation that can do this is Canada. Only Canadians can kekold.
>>57375552
How do these Australians keep outdoing themselves?
>>57375552
australia you're pretty shit even canadians out shitpost you
>>57375552
Every Aussie I know are a bunch of p. swell guys. I hear you guys can even get away with killing aus-niggers due to them being classified as animals.
>>57375552
There is no other god but shitposting and Australia is his prophet
>>57376383
why are you americans so horrible with your bants?
it's like you try to be as emotional as you can at all times. not very cheeky m8.
>>57377053
You laugh now croatia
>>57377070
You aint so bad leaf bro
Your Aussimulation will be quick and easy
>>57376957
The Canadians you see shitposting are all those Chinese that managed to escape the great firewall.
>>57375552
So she will basically be british just without any class then?
>>57377163
>You laugh now croatia
I won't mind, can I come now to Australia, I'd love to
>>57377273
>Insulting best colony Australia
Fuck outta here.
>>57377279
If ya get a visa and are willing to come give it a go come up m8
>>57375552
well its better than being a Paki or Indian colony. so I'm game
>>57377319
no,the USA is the fav son desu
>>57375552
That sounds like a dream compared to what will actually happen
>>57375552
did he use it to shoot a giant spider ?
Fuck yeah, Australia!
>>57375552
All good bro
>>57375552
I just want to bang Bindi now
>>57375552
Soooooooooo nothing really changes?
Alrighty then.
>>57377495
>Americans
>get shot
>nigger president
>libkek media
>Australia
>kangaroo foightan
>Steve Irwin
>top bantz
>great weather
>shrimps on barbies
Beats becoming a muslim, I suppose
>>57375552
Even if my children will marry Australians and move with them to the Australia - they still will be Russian, their children will be Russian, even their husbands and wives will become Russian in a time.
>>57375552
fuckin hope so mate, if we keep giving free passes to people just because its >le current year xd >white shame that dream will stay just that. a dream.
>daughter
Shit, I'd marry a cute blonde/redhead blue eyed Aussie woman.
Anglo is Anglo.
>>57375552
Non Aussie scum always fall short of our superior accent, intellect and ability to handle any situation, not to mention our excellent aesthetics.
I think the reason behind this is our pro sick cunt culture, because if your not a sick cunt, your a sad cunt, and no one wants to be a sad cunt. This drives us to become some of the best people the human race has to offer.
Other countries/cultures will be playing catch up for centuries.
islam or aussies, either way we all lose.
>>57377841
>shit cunts or sick cunts
like it's even a hard choice m8
daily reminder aussies dont have double jeopardy laws so can be perpetually trialed for the same crime infinity.
>>57376211
>we were born with the bird
>molded by it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyNncvIrz8
>>57377831
sad cunts, shit cunts, and queer cunts can fuck off
>>57377930
We are no longer at war. Shitposter and Emu become one to fight the greater threat: the bonnet trasher shitaroo.
>>57377911
Wouldn't even be a problem if you got rid of the bogans and abos.
might i remind you all
THAT ITS A PRAWN
A BLOODY PRAWN
NOT A SHRIIIIIIIMMMMMMPPPPP PESBRFEI276TYVB,KE8T765I76
>>57377362
How can we even compete?
>>57375552
All those implications m8...
>>57378062
Wickus pls.
NOT ONE AUSSIE THAT I HAVE EVER MET IN MY WHOLE LIFE OF BEING ON THIS GREAT WIDE SUNBURNT LAND
HAS EVER
SAID
SHRIMP
>>57375552
>shrimp
Confirmed proxy
>>57378062
This is true fuck
>>57377718
You will see in time russia, when we storm moscow you will see
>>57378025
Is it easy to move to Australia? I'm ready for the ausimilation. C.UCK MY SHIT UP
>>57377930
I thought Trudeau was Canadian...
>>57378142
There's a difference between Shrimp and Prawns, you shitposting citykek
As long as I can have that onion thingy they have at outback steakhouse I'm fine.
>>57378083
You cant, once you turn 16 here the government locks you in a gym and gives steroids for 3 years while force feeding you protein shakes.
>>57375734
I alwsys found it so ironic thst a nstion of Britain's unwanted convicts were so restrictive and controlling of it's people.
Straya is KILL.
>>57376382
>their hands turned white
>>57378226
look gun control for the most part worked here
Its to late for the us
We have other stupid laws but no one obeys them as i spose alot of countrys do
Ever been arrested for j walking?
>>57378264
> Tfw slav
>not knowing the diffrence between an abo and a aussie
>>57375842
>flying around in flight simulator
>flying over australia
>desert
>desert
>desert
>...
>desert
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
MOTHERFUCKER
NO AUSSIE HAS EVER USED THE WORD SHRIMP
I USED TO SELL SEA FOOD
I DO BELIEVE
THERE WAS NO SHRIMP
goddamn
>>57375903
everyone i know just eats them raw, we call them prawns too.
FUCK STEVE IRWIN
FUCK CROCODILE DUNDEE
FUCK ABBOTT
FUCK AUSTRALIA
>>57378354
There are no differences
>>57375552
Better than a paki
>>57375552
trolling is a art
>>57378513
that's like saying that there isn't a difference between a pole and a human being.
objectively false.
now record yourself dancing for me and put it on youtube, you fucking subhuman pseudo-gypsy.
>>57378144
Why do kangaroos commit suicide so much?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CFv9xWHABTo
>>57378721
they are strange creatures that that do silly things but they must never be underestimated.
>>57378656
>Mad abo chimping out
Go be subhuman somewhere else
>>57378850
>acknowledging poles
We will do what germany couldnt
>>57375552
Everything that isn't sun related we were doing before Australia even existed. Then the worst of our society was sent to father you with some abbos.
>>57378721
>>57378848
Not sure about the ocean shit. Kangaroos are known to go into damns when dogs are chasing them and they drown them with their front legs. Defense mechanism, I guess.
>>57375552
>>57378980
>tfw Irish prostitute convict ancestor
It's all true.
>>57378151
If too many Russians moce to Astralia, be on watchout for little polite green men.
>>57378923
I...I love you.
>>57378630
turks is a roaches
>>57378923
>inbred former prisoners compare g themselves to Germans
Kek
You can't even stand against emus
>>57379160
That's a lace monitor right? They're so awesome. Always wanted one as a pet but I've seen that you have to handle them with thick gloves.
>>57375734
We have quite a lot of stabbing homicides dude...
>>57375850
>Ausimmulation
>>57379237
that's a lace goanna in aussie, m8
>>57375552
Romanian and aussie shitposting combined.
Oh the future is brighter than the Tsar Bomb
>TFW you will never be an Australian shitposter
>TFW you will ONLY be a Canadian shitposter
H-hold me bros... I'm not strong enough to keep on with this realization.
>>57379186
Ill miss you germony xx
We will save you when we storm europe
>>57379492
You can storm my boygina any time <3
>>57379212
Back to the toilet janusz
>>57375552
whatever, as long as theyre white and non muslim
atleast my daughter and grandson wouldnt marry a sandnigger
Imagine a world where Australia was in Mexico and Mexico in Australia. All that Anglosphere on one continent...
>>57379818
>>57379818
Anglosphere unite
It won't be so bad m8
>>57379940
>Anglos
>white
>>57375842
>7 times
Not sure if I approve or not.
>>57379539
Cletus look at the time! You should be in walmart shitting your pants.
My biggest thread :')
Sleep time
It's true, I caught my little daisy with a kangaroo in her cunt and a fosters up her ass, just like a real Australian. The transformation has already begun.
