Finger length pattern determines success. So, when are you going to get your index finger reduction?
>>57365058
What if my index finger is longer than my ring finger?
What if I was born without hands?
>>57365058
>Correlation is causation
Read the rules, son
>>57365161
>long index finger detected
>>57365107
you would ask that
>>57365107
this
>>57365058
So all niggers have longer ring fingers?
>>57365107
found it
>more likey to be homosexual
>>57365058
The ratio described is theorized to be a product of androgen exposure in the womb. It is not a confirmed relationship though, nor is the associations drawn in this meme image, or any inference upon them.
>getting science from infographics on the interwebs
>tfw very-slightly-shorter index master race.
Feels good mang.
Ring finger is longer but I'm a beta
Feels bad man
>>57366300
>neuroticism
>emotional problems
>headaches
>clingy
>fears and worries
>lack of attention-seeking
>verbal abilities
Fuck, thanks for nothing mum and dad
>>57365058
Fingers too fat; can't determine base to measure from
>>57366435
it's a valid strategy to wait for the other alphas to kill each other and then take charge
>>57366495
verbal abilities are crucial for 4chan success
What if my right hand's ring finger is longer but my left hand they are the same?
what if i have webbed fingers
Sagittarius,
Pisces,
Lio,
Scorpio
AND FUCKING CANCER
remove this filth it's bs
Classify neckbeard palm, pol
>different on each hand
SEND HELP
Mine are the same size and one looks bigger depending on which way I'm looking at it. Does this mean I follow both or neither?
>>57367657
RARE RARE RARE RARE
RARE
RARE
RARE
THIS JUST IN
CORRELATIONS -ALWAYS- INDICATE CAUSATIVE RELATIONSHIPS
>>57367709
pfft that khazak's been posting here for days now
get over yourself, aussie.
>>57367806
>this just in
>actual data backing these claims
>implying
>>57365058
>women
>homosexuality
It doesn't exist.
>Larger number of sex partners
Fuck you liar.
>>57365058
My index finger is shorter than my ring finger but nothing that says in your picture is true about me.
>>57367657
>>57367657
Same length master race
>>57367864
Where does the idea that only men can actually be genuinely homosexual comes from?
>>57366300
>superior verbal abilities
That's me alright.
>>57367864
Amelie Mauresmo chuckles back
>>57367961
Ur flag is rarer than mine, m8
Are u mechanic-machinist, or work on lathe?
>>57368078
obviously from men who think all they need is for them to fuck them
>>57365058
Where is my large number of sex partners?
>>57368152
Welder. Got a small business going making wood camping stoves
>>57368190
Rosie, Josie, and the ten sisters
>>57367544
left hand ring finger is about a cm longer than the index finger.
right hand ring finger is only a mm or 2 longer than the ring finger.
i have always been among the class toppers, also being above average at sports.
i wonder if both my ring fingers were significantly longer than the index fingers i would have been an Olympian with a Ph.D.
>>57367638
>cancer
woah, just because we get a bit emotional? now you are just making me cry for no reason
>>57365058
What does it mean if the index finger on your right hand is shorter than your ring finger and on your left hand they're equal length. Not trolling this is really the case, never noticed that before.
>>57367874
it should actually say "huge amount of attention (apparent to you or not) from the opposite gender (or watever gender you are interested in)
That's why women don't want to fuck me, it's because of my fingers. Should have known better
>>57368660
there actually was a scientific study along the lines that the amount of testosterone a fetus gets in the womb directly correlates to the child being successful in its life - financially, socially, academically, etc.
In the traditional gender roles, the male child receiving more testosterone in the womb was found to be more successful. exactly opposite for the female child.
more testosterone means you are more attractive and confident in traditional terms.
I'm 6'4", blonde hair with blue eyes, 250 IQ and I lift trucks daily, but my index finger is longer than my ring finger
Am I white?
>>57369319
just a smart gay guy
strong, too
>>57365058
Sounds like me, sexy fucking autist
>>57365058
>5 times profit for financial traders
source?
>>57365058
My right hand is like the bottom one but my left is like the top. Which one am i?
inb4 clean fingernails
>>57369921
absolutely disguting cut that hand ffs
>>57365058
>tfw male
>tfw index finger shorter than ring finger
>tfw studying MSc in finance
>tfw extremely attractive face
Story checks out.
>>57365058
Which hand? Right hand is bottom of pic, left hand is top.
>>57370256
>Swedish finance
lawl
>>57366368
>being proud of autism
>>57371044
Our banking to GDP ratio is like 300%, second only to the Swiss. Come at me bro :^)
>>57365058
>larger number of sex partners
>more attractive face
>more athletic
I wish your chart would be true
>>57371254
70% of your kids will be Islamic in two generations
>>57365058
What happens if when I look at them from the palm side, my index finger is longer, but when I look at them from the top my ring finger is longer?
>>57371448
some snowflakes indeed are special
>>57365058
>posting pseudoscience bullshit
Next I suppose you'll tell me about looking at my chakras with an infrared camera and telling me that I should take a homeopathic.
>>57368547
it's not that uncommon
you're right-handed, right?
>>57372575
not pseudo
higher testosterone in womb causes the pattern of the shorter index finger
more testosterone is related to more masculine brain development
>>57372673
[citation]
>>57372741
www.google.com
lazy ass
>>57372673
But on which hand?
>>57366495
HAHAHA FUCKING FAGGOT
SHORT INDEX MASTER RACE! LELELEL
