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Say something bad about Australia
>>57362437
YOU'RE FUCKING AUSTRALIAN.
>>57362437
Marmite
>>57362437
Isn't Abbot just essentially a lil'bush?
You are not Canada
/b/ of the world
>>57362437
Criminal scum
>>57362515
Marmite is British and did nothing wrong.
>>57362437
Embraced multiculturalism, idiot country. Whom did it work for?
>>57362437
>buncha cunts
STRAYA CUNT
>>57362437
fuck off cunt
take that self hate shit over to europe
>>57362437
This stuff isn't even that good
>>57362535
Abbott is gone friend. Turnbull be praised.
>>57362437
An Australian woman catfished my best friend
There are australians there
you have another country's flag on your flag topkek
>Russel crowe fucks your wife
>walk around with a picture of him on your shirt
this is how keked u look right now fa.m
>>57362437
>Spending real money in a campaign to "respect women"
> Aussie Feminists in general
>>57362437
You never teach other countries how to master shitposting.
Casey Stoner and Mark Webber were faggota who dropped out of motogp and F1 when the competition got too real and they couldn't deal any longer.
>>57362437
>you're unaustralian.
you bet this cut deeper than the rest m8
Underarm bowling.
australian women are the worst whites for valuable female companionship, with loose, sloppy cunts
>>57362600
>Chocolate sprinkle toast
Yea i would like to order obesity, ty.
>>57362437
they got rid of tony abbott
>>57362767
There's a reason why they call 'em gangas mate
>>57362751
Not even sure how you foreign cunts can stomach this shit.
>>57362437
Your ISPs are dog shit
>>57362767
Heard from an Australian friend of mine that their women really really like American accents for some reason. Conversely they hate British accents because they sound effeminate.
>>57362863
Then why dont you try some of our stale spongecake with chocolate and coconut?
Or try some yeast extract?
>>57362563
Australia, actually. Probably because we did with a continuous small intake of immigrants rather than try and do it all in one go like a fuckwit.
absolutely fuggin nothin
>>57362437
HEY AUSTRALIA YOUR MEAT PIES ARENT AS GOOD AS ENGLANDS AND NEW ZEALANDS MEAT PIES.
>>57362680
You need to not be a newfag and it comes naturally.
Your video games are hella more expensive and censored too.
>>57362959
Then have me a case of VB in me Holden?
Telstra is for faggots
Even though you are on the other side of the planet, you are still next to a shit tone of Muslims.
>>57362437
High Latency.
>>57362437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdSgQY7fF9w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEpOBX427ZI
>>57362651
Says the country with a flag composed of 50 Somalian flags, 5 Indonesian flags and an Austrian flag.
>>57362437
Shackle Draggers
What could we possibly say about Australia that's worse than being called Australia?
I just want to ask a question.
I made a trip to Europe 1 year ago, every Australian i met was some kind of subhuman irl shitposter.
>Be in paris hostel bar drinking alone
>Australians start talking to me
>First they are friendly, but in matter of seconds i realize im being memed, the guy says he is an apache helicopter flyer but he can't hold his beer straight
>Be in Berlin hostel
>More Australians there, one is dressed with a blue cap, blue shirt, blue pants, blue shoes, and is rapping Barbie Girl nonstop through out the whole night
>Be in Prague hostel
>Australian guy in my room
>He is talking with an Australian girl outside the room, im inside but can't sleep
>They are talking about general degeneracy and how a friend of theirs fucked another Aussy in a 16 bed hostel in France while random niggers and russians fapped to their sounds
>I go out to smoke, don't say anything to them cause i don't want to talk to such trash
>They start shit-talking me
>Finish my smoke, go in the room, say "good night folks"
>Look of suicide in their face
>Be in Amsterdam, talking with Australian chick
>She tries to make me believe there are evil koalas in Australia who jump on tourists and viciously cut their throats
What the fuck is your problem man?
>>57363716
>He thinks dropbears are fake
Just come visit m8 you'll regret it
>>57363604
Australia
>23 million Shackle Draggers
USA
>40 million Shackle Draggers
>>57363636
Naming your country after the remarkable fact that it is not engaged in constant civil wars.
>>57362437
ABC
Banana Bender
Bogan
Caneater
Convict
Crikey
Dingo Fucker
Drongo
Foster
Gubbo
Hoon
Jafa
Kangaroo
Kangy
Koala
Larrikin
Oz
Roo
Roofucker
Sand Groper
>>57363604
Skip
Skippy Poofter
Emu Runner
>>57362600
take that back mate
>say something bad about Australia
Sweden:
>Did you mean vegemite?
Canada:
>Hello, it's not Canadia ay?
Murica:
>All food related banter
>typical fat cunts
>probs had their hearts broken by an sheila
Brazil:
>slow internet
England:
>You live near muslims
>England is the second most cvcked nation after Sweden
What a bunch of piss weak pole smokers.
===HIJACKING THREAD===
ITT Say something bad about Sweden, Canadia, Murica, Brazil, Russia, Fuckbagistan (England) and any other cunt.
>>57364117
Fuck off mate. We're shitting on ourselves here mate. Make your own thread.
You try to act as if everything tries to kill you in straya, but you never leave your house anyway.
>>57364062
m8 marmite is so much nicer than that shit
New Zealanders keep coming to visit.
Topless is a cultural norm
Disgraceful
>>57362437
we have shit net
Australia is an interesting country and you guys seem pretty cool. Since this is coming from an American and the whole world hates us you might be able to take that as an insult :^)
>>57364117
I had a valid point about gaming in Australia. Why'd you ignore me buddy?
I'll play your game. Something bad about America. The southwest is fucking infested with Mexicans. I lived in the same place for 30 years and watched it turn from a nice, decent place to a complete shithole. Mexicans everywhere, almost every business closed. Some replaced by businesses in Spanish. Random taco shops all over the place, love Filiberto's though. Crime way up. Even had my dog stolen by Mexicans. They'd dump trash in my yard. Walk right up to my house and drink water of my hose. Shitty music blasting all hours of the day and night.
>>57364474
I was going to say we should send the fuckers to their own christmas island but they already got two of the fucking things.
If you get looked wrong by a native animal, you're dead and that's end of story.
And they're fucking everywhere.
>>57364488
Aussie women are total babes. The accent just adds to their attractiveness. They're like Californian chicks from the other side of the planet. HNNNNNNG
Australia is.
>>57364117
>Say something bad about Canadia
>Canadia
Canadians are basically bogans, with an IQ over 70.
On a serious note, Melbourne Bounce is complete garbage. You took oldschool hard house, slowed it down, made it more obnoxious, and changed the name.
Abodigoridoos
>>57364891
right in the feels man
>>57363716
>She tries to make me believe there are evil koalas in Australia who jump on tourists and viciously cut their throats
Dropbears are no joke mate, I lost my brother to one. Have some respect.
>>57365105
Hey its one of those arabic aussies. How are you fitting in cunt? Sorry bout those moques ayy.
>>57365134
Righto mate. Took ya bout 5 minutes to reload the page. Sorry bout you situation. Living in cairns and all.
>>57364891
kek
all this thread has proven so far
is that you cunts have nothing
is the rest of the world even seriously trying
how do you get btfo by literally 20 million white people
Your internet sucks.
>>57365257
>dropbears
>bears that literally just fall out of trees and murder you
Is there anything in austrailia that won't kill you?
>>57365434
Just take a seat at the bar cunt. The beer will make it easier to get over.
>>57362713
>Casey Stoner
doesn't like the motogp rules in that he wants the whole field to ride factory prototypes
> Mark Webber
felt unmotivated, i.e. too old. he's three years older than räikkönen.
>>57362437
This cunt
>>57362437
Just give me 20 good Emus, and I'll have your country on it's knees within a month
Australia.
>>57365675
>Casey Stoner
Got scared that he kept getting rekt by Rossi, could only win if bike was seconds a lap faster than everyone else and he could keep a giant margin. Couldn't deal with head to head battling, started getting "exhausted" from the stress, quit the sport at age 25
> Mark Webber
Couldn't hang with Vettel, got sick of being embarrassingly worse than teammate, quit the sport
Lazy criminal exile genetics show their true face yet again
I don't know how you can take so much heat.
>>57362959
>or try some yeast extract
>>57362437
ENGLAND IS BETTER AT CRICKET
>he thinks his people invented pavlova
>>57366475
>>57362959
Mmmmm delicious cuntyeast sourdough with vegemite yeast extract spread delicious m8s
>>57362437
marmite is better than vegimite
>>57362600
>chocolate and sprinkles
what the fuck, you fat cunt?
aussies use marg and sprinkles and it is heaven on a slice of bread (bread that doesn't taste like fucking cake btw) and you will never know the pleasure because your whole diseased species is addicted to high fructose corn syrup and fat.
>>drop bears are real eurotrash
>>57362437
Koalas. I fucking hate koalas. Koala genocide when?
Mate. You want another war of the emus. Fuck that just crack open and cold one and sit the fuck down.
>>57362600
>chocolate
Who the fuck does that cunt
>>57368541
so do i, m8.
>The man terrorised the marsupial in the One Mile Beach car park in Port Stephens, north of Newcastle, last December 31, doing doughnuts in his car around the koala’s tree before punching it in the head.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/man-who-punched-koala-in-the-head-fined-500/story-e6freuzi-1226351798542
>>57368541
>>57368638
Fuck I forgot to fucking reply. Here cunt.
>>57368701
The knowledge that I will probably never punch a koala in the face makes me feel hollow inside.
>>57368701
just found this on the same site and lost my shit.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/business/companies/man-facing-jail-over-gollum-meme/story-fnkjkme7-1227631439552
Houses are expensive and it's hot as hard cock. Did I mention the gay scene is just fabulous? The things you see in the clubs here oh my word. Pile ons, 4 on 3s, Texas twisters, Minnesota mixers oh my word would you be jaded.
>>57362437
It was originally a penal colony.
So it's basically a country of white degenerates and abos.
Its only productive members of society are Chinese immigrants.
They can't stay on topic or contribute to discussion, they only know how to shitpost.
To uphold the image of being ebin shitposters, they try too hard, like that kid at school who tries too hard to be funny and therefore fails.
Talented and beautiful people born there often leave for other countries (muh Australian actors, all went to burgerland).
Its most interesting feature is large fucking marsupials.
Almost none of that massive landmass is arable.
Its nickname is the 'land down under', it's so bottom tier that they use redundant synonyms for low.
Doesn't make culture, only imports it from America, while claiming that America has no culture.
BTFO by fucking birds, literally the only nation to lose a war to a nonhuman species.
Its most iconic hero was killed by a stingray (~shot through the heart~), now it has nothing left.
Fosters is shit tier beer.
Khaki shorts are for faggots.
And finally, its flag is a copy of a flag with a flag on it, meta as fuck.
>>57362600
Holy fucking shit lmao, nutella on fairy bread, only a fat fucking Americunt would think of that.
You're a bunch of wild cunts.
>>57368886
>Doesn't make culture
Excuse me sweetie I'm sorry but anyone who lived in a true blue, ocka Australian family knows we have a culture. It's rough and rugged, with a bit of bite :P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQFvMFfCSGs
I've been to Australia and it's a whole country that's absolutely devoid of anything resembling decent culture.
'cunt, bbqs, outdoors, cunt, surf, coons, fuking cunts, bogans, desert'
This is the entirety of Oz culture. You ever talk to an Ozzy? Theyre like the physical embodiment of all things philistine. There's thick chavs in all countries but Australia takes the fucking cake.
Sorry mate can't think of anything.
>>57368886
>Its only productive members of society are Chinese immigrants.
lol, running stores is hardly productive.
>>57369412
Who else is gonna sell me a losing lotto ticket every week??
>>57366001
Vettel couldn't hang with riccardo
>>57368909
>Fairy bread
>I'm so poor I butter a piece of bread and put sprinkles on it and call it a pastry
I dislike that you got rid of based tone. He was my favorite reality tv-star
>>57362437
their flag is pretty lame and they barely use their land mass. Outside of the coast it's tons of nothing with the odd house here and there.
>>57368158
Your cuisine is shit m8. Get over it lel
>>57369806
Barely using their landmass is not a bad thing.
>implying anyone sane wants to live in cities
>>57364944
Yes.. I said Canadia..
Dont fucken green text me murica
>>57369889
and your food is basically indian. indonesians have better food than thais.
>>57362437
Pic related is every Aussie to me, m8y.
>>57369679
I feel çucked just by looking at that....
As soon as I finish Uni, I'm going to America.
>>57370010
>>57369889
btw indonesia is this shitty little muslim island somewhere to the north of australia.
>>57362793
Can't even scull like a proper leader.
>>57368886
fuck you'd think we nuked this guys country or something
>>57369025
No matter how often this webm gets posted, it never ceases to be amazing.
>>57362437
>>57368886
Zipperhead bringing the banter.
>>57362437
liberal voters
>>57362437
The politicians and political parties.
None of them are charismatic, intelligent, likeable or rational in anyway. It's a fucking mess.
>>57369025
gets me every time.
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>57362437
People at channel 7, 9 and 10 think racism means bigotry, also some news papers do.
>>57370330
...
She is Australian.
Refugees aren't.
kangaroo meat tastes like ass
also half your native fauna is actively trying to kill people off
>>57362437
Half the time their bantz is just pure shitposting as opposed to actual banter.
>>57370995
>Implying bogans are human
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/12/03/17/28/korean-student-coward-kicked-unconscious-in-gold-coast-mall-attack
AFRICANS AT IT AGAIN
>AUSTRALIA KEKED
>>57362437
I have a bunch of Australian Internet friends, but thanks to Australia being half across the fucking world I'll never meet them.
>>57362538
Thanks for this, was feeling a bit down but your comment cheered my right up.
>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get cancer due to no ozone layer
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>see ad sign on the dirt path
>can't tell what it says because artefacts
>continue on your way
>get to the shitposting plant
>lag back to abos
>be forced to buy them vidya for only $1499.99
>finally get to shitposting plant, get lung cancer due to pollution
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)Z
>go home
>get shot in the leg by Muhammad the Pinoy
>wait two years in the emergency room
>lose the leg
>get out
>get stung by a platypus
>lag back into the emergency room
>have to wait another 2 years
>lose another leg
>get out
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds
>>57370608
So you don't want to know what's happening in Poland right now
>>57371437
>>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
You'd have been able to stop us from doing so if you would've just gotten out of the shearing barn for long enough.
Dingo's steal your baby's
Get your shit together Aussies
>>57371735
I'm a baby and I've never been stolen, but my mum did kill me
>>57362936
Don't really like them, myself. American accents tend to be very nasal in tone, though I honestly find them far, far worse on women compared to men.
1- Your population is basically White, Asians or Muslims.
2- Too much heat
3- Taxes out of your ass. The biggest among developed countries
4- Your accent is funny. It's like a British with nasal problems
>>57366001
> Rossi
At least Stoner could win a motogp world championship on an italian bike.
>>57362437
Our grog is fuck expensive
Our ciggies are fuck expensive
Our lockout laws are fucked
We're a nanny state
