I am an Australian.
I do not shitpost.
I make on-topic posts that further the discussion at hand.
Lately however, people dismiss my opinions based on my flag alone, this is not right. Yes, unfortunately it is true that some of my fellow Australians try to derail discussions but that is not me and that is not the intentions of majority of other Australians.In fact, I would argue that Americans post far more off-topic posts than other Australians. So, next time you see an Australian post, do not reply with
>do not reply, he has an aussie flag
or
>aussie flag, stay clear
do however, reply with a well-thought out response, make this board great again.
Thank you.
#NotAllAustralians
>>57355379
>I make on-topic posts
Stopped reading there 2bh.
If you think you have anything relevant to say or that Australia is relevant enough on the global stage to be able to comment on global or domestic affairs in any way shape or form you're a shitposter, fullstop, including myself.
Fucking aussies, when they arent cheating in cricket they are shitting up internet boards
everyone else just cant handle the bantz
>>57355379
>I make on-topic posts that further the discussion at hand.
Faggotry doesn't further discussion, m8
>>57355379
Maybe you should probably stop shitposting so much then eh?
>>57355379
>I do not shitpost.
...and this post is what?
Carnal knowledge we couldn't live without?
>>57355788
desu our crick community is tarnished
>>57355379
fuck off cunt
>>57355379
Go neck yourself you fucking poof.
>>57355379
I hope you guys are as funny in real life as you are online. I'll be moving to Melbourne (hopefully permanently) within 12 months.
>>57355379
We're so deep in the rabbit hole that I can't even tell if you're serious or if this is just bait/shitposting.
The only way we can show these /pol/ cunts that we don't always shitpost is to stop shitposting.
>>57355379
There is nothing more pathetic than an Australian who does not shit post! Dig and hole and shoot yourself in the face you faggot
>>57355379
You son of my dick, you are trying to tell these poor people that we are actually intelligent or something? Get back to your cave abo lover.
just took a huge dump lads
>>57355379
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>>57356054
Aussies will even shitpost other aussies.
Don't believe a word an aussie says.
[spoiler]not even if you're an aussie[/spoiler]
>>57355379
>#NotAllAustralians
SuchSubtleShitposting
>>57356548
>ITT Aussies justifiying their shitposts
s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>57356621
check a couple of those flags again pal
>>57356621
>Can't even distinguish his own flag from NZ
I can't tell if...png
>>57355379
#IllPostWithYou
>>57355379
>>57355621
>>57355799
>>57355928
>>57356119
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>>57356621
>>57356739
>when the aussies meta shitpost
ayy the BOIZ
Oooh a meta-shitpost, I like it. We're going a few layers deep now
>>57356935
noice
>>57356924
>implying NZ is any different
Yeah nah, you're a cunt.
>>57355379
don't worry Canada has been taking a lot of the heat off the Aussies... they will take over as shitposting kings and you'll get to have your say...
>>57356918
lumping kiwis in with aussies
>>57357175
Calm down Bruce you dumb fuck. At least NZ is habitable by non-abos.
>>57357324
take the heat off? m8 summer just started here yesterday
>>57357366
That's only because there are no emus here. We used to have super-emus, but then the maori killed them all off.
>this thread
K E K
E
K
>>57355379
nice blog m8
>>57357085
cheers cunt
i just ate 40 fried dumplings and now im going to go smoke ice with a centrelink employee who dose my payments for free. please send me an electronic mail when i manage to give a fuck.
brb
>>57356305
>moving to Melbourne
What a shit cunt.
I once saw an aussie who didn't shit post.
I liked him.
However several others simply said that this aussie was too stupid to shit post.
hmm...
>>57355379
Tldr you fucking shitposting dundee
>>57355379
#I'llShitPostWithYou
>>57356305
>moving to Melbourne
wew lad
>>57357847
>>57357747
Don't have a choice Bruce
>>57356305
Bestbane > Shitney > Smellbourne
>>57356305
What brings you to Melbourne?
>>57357821
>Amerilard stealing the shitpost I spent 5 whole minutes thinking up >>57356935
REEEEEE
>>57355379
>I am
stopped reading. this isn't your blog you fucking poofter.
>>57357365
You're Australia's Canada. So for far down the totem, just feel lucky we let you exist at all.
>>57357954
Think of it as correcting your grammar.
>>57357935
Work
>>57358176
>we
what position you play mate?
>>57356447
With what gun?
You know when you see a bunch of hicks sitting around a camp fire, getting drunk as fuck while telling great jokes and getting pissy at each other? And there's this great, brotherly love feeling about it?
Haven't felt such a genuine feel for such a long time. Thanks, you god blessed white 'roo-fuckers.
>>57358450
Sheep fucker detected
>>57356305
I hope you can fight with that cunt attitude of yours.
>>57358568
what
>>57358631
why would he need to fight anyone in melbourne? place is full of effeminate socialists and feminists.
>>57355379
This is some top-tier shitposting.
>>57355379
>he can't handle the bants
>>57358854
post dick, sven
>>57355379
Americans are easy to troll
>>57355379
This is /b/ nonsense that isn't that political. Fuck abos. At least the chinks are pretty faces and friendly vagoos
Tl;DR
>>57358927
>mfw im moving to texas
>>57357954
#I'llShitPostWithYou
It's okay.
#NotAllAustralians
>>57358918
I'll have you know that's trans misogyracist to ask of a trigendered demirosepetalkin such as myself.
Post abbo.
>>57355379
I prefer the australian shitposters to whiney faggots making a thread about how they're discriminated against.
>>57359118
post your non-binary, polyethnic genitals :)
>>57356305
We're not funny. At least we don't try to be. I've been trying to bring more insight and wisdom to discussion, but all I get is LMAO SHITPOSTER
I'm pretty sure most Aussies have just taken the LMAO SHITPOSTER and run with it to hide embarrassment of being shut down so often. It's a shame, I think there's a lot we can bring to the global table, but nobody will let us.
>>57359215
>assuming i have genitals
#tr*ggered
>>57359082
It's just Austin fags.
That photo taken at SXSW
>>57356305
The only reason to go to melbourne is to beat faggots with a cricket bat
>>57358927
I'd consider tacos to be an acceptable Texan tip. He have actual Mexican who make glorious Tex-Mex. Tex Mex food such as the hard shell taco is Texan, and should not be given to the spics
>>57359442
oh righto, im going to A&M next year
>>57355379
Shut up, faggot.
>>57356305
go to sydney
>>57355379
You know why historians would often cite ANZACS as the best troops in history?
Our sense of humour through hardship.
Let your thoughtful comments speak for themselves, and lighten the fuck up.
Crikey m8 you're whinging more than a dead dingo's donga. Stop being such a fucking poof and enjoy the yarn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBqlekPW9mk
>>57359448
Some of us down here are alright m80. Just stay away from northside hipster suburbs.
>>57359731
You will literally fucking love it.
A&M's better than UT, there is still libshits but it's historically a military cadet university so they are much better suppressed than elsewhere.
Also because of the strong military relationship there you should speak to some ROTC types, service guarantees citizenship as long as you stay on top of it.
at least you're not Indian
>>57355379
>>57359854
Well that and yall were merciless against the japs and turks.
Cutting filets offa jap wounded laughing and making jokes along the way
>>57360002
yeah i know, im fishing for a corps scholarship atm
>>57360114
Yeah, because it's fucking funny!
>>57355379
nice blog faggot
>>57360243
>sydney
>melbourne
they could all off themselves and nothing of value would be lost.
>>57359282
I actually posted a few months ago that the le epic auzzy shitpostre may may was making me empathize with blacks.
Being a non shitposting Aussie is like being an educated, polite, well-dressed, hard working negro who still gets stopped by police and frisked every time he goes out in public.
After a while you realise the effort isn't worth it because the abuse never stops. So you go with the flow and sooner or later you end up shitposting because if you're going to do the time, you may as well enjoy the crime.
>>57355379
>Not being proud of your natural ability to shit post like a boss.
Cunt/10
>>57360243
Mental illness is taken more seriously here than in the U.S. We even have depression organizations founded specifically for men.
>>57355788
new zealand with the 88
>>57355799
australia with the 99
literally seeing doubles with the flags and the dubs
amazing
keep it up boys
>>57360302
>uncircumcised brisbanian detected
>>57359846
>Go to Sydney
Get shot by lebbos.
>>57355379
G'DAY M90!
>>57360334
Sorry, m8
If it makes you feel better, one day everyone will see how right we are, but it will be too late.
They will beg for our intelligence, wit and wisdom, and we will turn around and say 'NOICE'
Just wait for that day.
>>57360422
Are you suffering depression, mate?
>>57355379
You think you have it bad?
>>57360490
What do you mean, swekek?
Fucking Austrians and their meta shitposting.
>>57358927
>tips
ITT: Butthurt Aussie "intellectuals."
Fucking hipster faggots.
>>57355379
>I am an Australian.
/thread
>>57355379
Dear OP,
shut the fuck up and leave.
Best,
/pol/
>>57355379
>people dismiss my opinions based on my flag alone
Highly doubtful.
More likely: you post something utterly retarded, some sort of shitty shitposting lo-quality b8. Then you get called out for it and you're too stupid to figure out how to proxy a flag outside your IP range.
>>57360687
We'd try but it'd time out due to our shitty internet.
>>57360474
Pic related is the day humor on /pol/ dies, I guarantee if it ever happened this place would be full of people wondering where the champagne banter went.
>>57360562
>>57360774
Bogan pls leave
do not reply, he has an aussie flag
aussie flag, stay clear
aussies shitpost
aussies are abos pic related
aussies have under 70 iq don't reply
aussies suck dick
aussies are gay
fuck aussies
aussies should die
ITT : strayan taqiyya
>>57361040
Nothing I love more than abusing Indian cabbies mate, so don't get me started.
I am fucking relentless. Only got hands on once, but he was being a right prick.
Learned all the Hindi insults to insult the fucking maderchod gaandu cunts
>>57361040
DEFECATE IN LAVATORY
>>57361040
Poo in loo
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>>57361040
go pray to your tendulker statue and shit in the street before working in the call centre you oxygen theif
>>57360858
Make me, you sock-fucking cum funnel.
>>57360444
Hello foreskin man
Long time no see
>>57361269
tendulkar > Bradman t.bh.
>>57355379
Quit whining you soft cunt at least you're not Greek, Swedish or Indian.
>>57361401
Loo>street
>>57355379
welcome to the club m8, seems like we're destined to experience every shithole together :DDDDDDDDDddd.DDDD
>>57357926
Brisbane is an oversized country town full of shitcunts with an inferiority complex.
>>57360823
>>57361545
What the fuck are you on about you stupid abbo
>>57362408
Hes saying fuck off we're full.
In other news:
Give me 2 Australian divisions and I will conquer the world.
Said by Rommel to Adolf Hitler. Battle of Tobruk.
If I had to take hell, I would use the Australians to take it and the New Zealanders to hold it.
Said about the Australians and New Zealanders after facing an Australian-New Zealand infantry division in North Africa.
If I'd had one division of Maori, I would have taken the canal in a week. If I'd had three, I'd have taken Baghdad.
>>57363128
Fuck off. We just wanted to be able to crack open a fucking cold one in piece. Fuck we have enough trouble with the fire tornados and shit.
