>shooters were muslim
>it was the company holiday party
>this was planned weeks ahead
>holiday parties are usually planned weeks ahead
Anyone else see where this is going?
Of course brain, but what are we going to do with three pounds of butter and a hoolahoop?
>>57351158
I love you
This is more than likely caused by Starbucks choice to remove marry christmas from their holiday cups.
God is punishing us for the terrible sin we have committed.
>Obama makes a statement that the shootings were a result of workplace violence due to the employees being racist and offensive at the holiday party.
>he condemns all employers in the US and any racially and culturally insensitive holiday parties
Well at least this means I won't have to think of and buy a secret Santa present for my office party next week!
>>57351287
If only we listened.
>>57351158
The same thing we do every night, burger - try to shitpost all over the world!
>>57351352
I refuse to believe that he actually did that. Please, for my sanity, tell me you're lying
I was in a store today, and I heard the 12 days of christmas playing, but it was "on the x'th day of the holiday" instead of "day of christmas".
first time I've ever seriously wondered if there might actually be a war on christmas.
>>57351611
Not he "did" but rather he will.
>>57350925
work place violence bro
>>57351551
I lold hard
>>57351352
>>he condemns all employers in the US and any racially and culturally insensitive holiday parties
>>57351684
You can't be serious. Source?
>>57351666
Fishy but I'll believe you satan
Ya'll had it coming, man.
I mean, celebrating Christmas is a no-no around muslims.
In my hometown, the city hasn't even put up decorations in the streets for years, because of muslim butthurt.
And that obama-tard wants even more muslims, so he can point the finger at you for having your traditional holiday parties.
Better remove kebab while you still have guns...
>>57351551
between the hours of 4am-7am american time, 4chan becomes one desolate australian shitposting site.
>>57351551
WAR ON CHRISTMAS!!!
It's finally fucking happening. Muslims kicked it off. They want us to forget about babby jesus and worship santa claus (aka consumerism).
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>>57352026
France pls
"Employees who worked at the site of the shooting and who were even at the party tell reporters that the offensive words that some employees used on Farook was "Merry Christmas"."
>>57352026
this
>>57352799
Merry Christmas is very offensive to muslims.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs5ZdmGNeR8
This has already been announced as a disgruntled employee you tard
RIP Christmas
>>57352963
Libtard detected
>>57353028
Do it. I fucking dare them. You can only kick a dog so many times.
>>57352963
that's exactly what they want you to think, it was just a coincidence he also happened to be muslim, along with his acomplices right?
>>57353058
Sorry you can't accept facts
>>57350925
FINALLY!
Fox News get's the war on Christmas they have been looking for.
Usually they drag Dave Silverman out to yell at him for being a big mean atheist who hates Christmas
I'm a liberal atheist and I love Christmas. I don't understand this war on Christmas or the atheists who claim to be offended so they have to say happy holidays and remove Christmas trees. As if the pagan tradition of trees has anything to do with the birth of Jesus, who was born in July btw, if he ever existed at all, which is unlikely. But fuck yeah. Christmas is awesome anyways. I wish my mom was still alive though.
>>57353202
You could connect them and be ignorant or you could realize they're both individual characteristics that are only compatible when a person has a mental illness.
With your logic I could talk about the Christfag who shot up the abortion clinic the other day but I don't do low shots like republicans do when they try to avoid facing arguments with proper rebuttals.
muslims fucking HATE christians and many of them have a thing for killing christians.
>>57353521
He got offended when his coworkers said Merry Christmas to him so he planned for weeks and picked what better time than the Christmas party to get his revenge.
>>57353400
>if he ever existed
You can shit on the religion, but Jesus was a real person more than likely.
>>57353785
evidence for historical jesus honestly isn't very compelling, but debating this has no real value. just saying.
>>57353194
no one's cancelling christmas, retard. calm down.
>>57350925
>Anyone else see where this is going?
Umm... it's um
Muslims are psychic?
Right?
>>57353400
>if he ever existed
>doubting the historicity of the Jewish Rabbi and philosopher known as Jesus of Nazareth whose existence was well recorded by the Roman governance of Judea
>>57353785
Pretty sure they have census records of jesus in the Vatican but I could be wrong. The question isn't whether or not he existed but whether or not he was the son of god
>>57353982
See
>>57351352
Don't say I didn't told you so tomorrow.
>>57353785
I really don't have a problem with the religion or Christians. In general they're great people and I spent a lot of years in church. But unfortunately, pol talks a lot about red pills yet can't stomach this one.
>>57353917
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus
"Nevertheless there is "near universal consensus" among scholars that Jesus existed historically"
we all kowtow to a toxic ideology while calling anyone who disagrees with it a racist
>>57352107
midnight AM repoting in
we still safe but the aussies are waking up
>>57354141
>yfw that simply five of the earthly manifestations of God throughout history
>>57353194
Was more of counter-rhetoric to the whole "ban guns" shiz.
>>57350925
O'Reilly is the ringleader?
>>57352107
This is so fucking true. I've stayed up and shitposted at all sorts of odd hours before. This site is fucking dead for like 4 or 5 hours in the middle of the night/early morning while murricans sleep. It blows my mind just how much murrica helps move this site along.
WAR ON CHRISTMAS IS HERE
fuck all Muslims to death
>>57351666
> hail Satan
Seriously though...why does anyone give a shit? If someone gets offended when you say merry Christmas then that person is likely a fuck wit who gets offended by everything.
I don't give a shit when someone happy holidays either because im a normal human being.
Hell come to think of it I don't think anyone has ever taken offense to me saying merry Christmas.
>>57354299
This is not a "simplification", all the image is a completely debunked fraud based on the Zeitgeist Project.
>>57354432
gog bless
>>57354299
But Christians don't worship all of the iterations then? The holy quintessence?
On another point, if there are any real saved and baptised Christians here, they should be ashamed of spending time in this shithole of degeneracy that is 4chan. You really think Jesus would approve of you being here instead of sharing in fellowship with your brothers or trying to help others become saved?
I expect these so called Christians might go to church, but probably don't, just spending time cleaning their rifles on Sunday morning and not understanding the faith at all.
>>57354906
DROOL
>>57353249
Wait. atheists have a president?
>>57354908
>sharing in fellowship with your brothers or trying to help others become saved?
>Implying this is not precisely what I do on /pol/
>>57355043
They say he wears three fedoras at once
>>57351666
How does that even work?
"the holiday" is 4 syllables
"Christmas" is 2 syllables
How do you even make that flow to the same tune?
>>57355169
This really isn't how evangelical Christians operate. Participating on this site is something I would expect to see someone admitting and asking forgiveness from God in a prayer meeting.
>>57355423
thats why i said it was fishy
>>57354190
A guy named Jesus probably did exist but just because some guys wrote stories about him doesn't credit the claim he had any super natural abilities
>>57353028
Ben Shapiro is an Orthodox Jew. They hate Christmas. They spend Christmas Eve making toilet-paper.
>>57353917
He was real. See: Talmud Jmmanuel.
>Obama cancels Christmas
>declares December the month of Islam
>muslims shoot up a Christmas party
>news media doesn't report from this angle at all
JUST
>>57355043
Well we don't vote for him, he's chosen by the spirit of atheism. More a community leader than a president.
>>57351551
This is the first time I've enjoyed a post from Shitpostistan.
>>57351246
I love you too f.a.m
>>57353194
Do you really thing anyone would seriously consider that, in America, the home of Capitalism?
>>57354141
>Mithras was born from a rock
>>57354908
>implying i follow all tenants of whatever specific sect of modern day keked Christianity you're referring to
>implying I don't use the Bible along with other historical literature to deduce esoteric secrets of this world
>implying Jesus Christ didn't transcend his physical form due to his pureness of spirit and strength of will
Also Jesus hung out with prostitutes and beggars. He surrounded himself with broken, disgusting people that he attempted to save. That is no different than what we are doing here.
>>57350925
>shooters were muslim
yawn
>>57353521
I thought that was a derranged liberal? That it was a conservitive white guy was the meme the left was pushing from the get go, not facts.
>>57357966
This
It's slowly eating away at Thanksgiving. I'm scared Thanksgiving won't be around for long with this PC culture and ridiculous shit like having black Friday sales 6pm on thanksgiving
>>57352026
>but what are we going to do with three pounds of butter and a hoolahoop
This.
Muslims are the biggest bigots alive. There's no way they'll let other religions be represented.
>>57355043
We do?
Why does he look like a magician?
>>57350925
>Terrorist
>Holiday party
>Cali
where is Bruce Willis when you need him?
MAKE CHRISTMAS GREAT AGAIN
#TRUMPSANTA2016
>>57351551
>>57351158
Thank you, friends
>>57353400
Who else do you not believe existed? Nero? Julius Caesar? FDR?
>>57354141
Good job you didn't have any more examples or you'd have run out of reddit reaction pics.
>>57354141
Just woke up, i have 1 questions.
1.Were they mudslimes ? proofs ?
2.Did they catch/killed them ?
>>57355738
Yes, that is what he was saying.
>>57351158
Stick your face in that butter and suffocate.
>>57354851
fucking retards, your country will get fucked just like sweden. fucking wake up
