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https://www.change.org/p/malcolm-turnbull-mp-rename-australian-to-shitpostistan
>>57349687
low quality b8
Have you ever tried to put a bowling ball in your pee hole?
>>57349687
>Not Shitpostan
weak
>For too long, strayans have been running amok our glorious boards, terrorizing innocent posters with their unending storm of shitposts. /Pol/ proposes that by having Australia renamed to "Shitpostistan" and Australians formally referred to as "spoidah fuckahs" the Internet can become a safer place.
>>57349687
low quality bants indeed.
All that free speech and this Amerifat still hasn't figured out how to bring the bants...
>>57349784
Fuck off spoidah fuckah
is america tumblr irl?
The strayan is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a shitposter and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
We should nuke Iraq, Iran, Syria, North Korea, and Afghanistan. They are all garbage countries.
>>57350279
>>57349784
>>57350440
>go on vacation to Australia
>airport is basically just a parking lot for a huge Fosters beer shop
>as soon as I'm out of the terminal I'm issued a standard "strayan croc killin' knoife"
>Leave airport via kangaroo (had to sit in pouch)
>get mugged by every person we pass
>convicts.png
>Arrive at hotel and I'm forced to pay "white apology tax" to the abos
>decide to grab a bite to eat
>nothing but Vegemite sandwich shops
>attacked on sidewalk by a the biggest fucking spider I've ever seen
>stab it with croc-knoife
>get bit anyway
>hurts like hell
>ask passerby to call an ambulance
>he just laughs and calls to his friends:
>"oi! take a gander at this cheecky cunt, can't handle a spider"
>My arm is swelling rapidly and I can barely stand
>plead with this obviously drunk man to help me get an ambulance
>he kneels down over me, "sorry fella, the damn abos dun sniffed all the petrol. we can't get no ambos out here
>I'm lying on the sidewalk and my arm is swolen 4x its normal size
>I give into my fate as I'm consumed in the flames of a passing brush-fire.
>>57351864
none of this happened. meanwhile the united states of america has just had their 355th shooting this year.
>>57352177
No we didn't. We've only had 33 shootings this year.
>>57349687
YES PLEASE I FUCKING HATE AUSTRALIA
i'm a newzealander and all the aussies i meet are real degenerate fucking losers
>>57351864
top quality bants
>>57352578 sheep fucking islander faggot confirmed
>>57349687
Cool shitpost m8
>>57352404
>>57352177
>>57352767
>>57352816
>>57352921
>go to Australia
>hang out in bar for a while
>get tired of drinking Fosters
>decide to leave
>go outside to hail a cab
>takes forever
>aboshuffingpetrol.gif
>loud thunder clap comes out of no where and scares the shit out of me
>indian dude in a smelly taxi finally shows up after like 2 hours
>ask him to take me back to my hotel
>he just stares blankly
>ask again
>nothing
>finally ask, "do you speak my language"
>he just give me a bite of his vegemite sandwich
>he says, "I come from the land down under where the beer does flow and the men chunder. can't you hear can't you hear the thunder? you better run you better take cover
>mfw
> not Bantistan
>>57353098
>jiggaboos killing each other every single day count as mass shootings
>>57351864
Pretty accurate except for the Fosters part. That shit is terrible. It's either XXXX or Victorian Bitter (VB) over here mate. Carlton drought for faggots though.
>>57349687
>rename Australia to "Shitpostistan
But Malcolm has already said he wants to change it to Israelia.
>>57353405
Yeah, but none of know anything about those other beers.
There are 4 things American's know about Austrailia:
>Crocodile Dundee
>Steve Irwin
>Outback Steak House
>Foster
That's literally it.
>>57353661
I know, when I visit CT I was asked almost at all the pubs and bars I went to if I wanted a Foster after I said I was Australian. Like what the fuck guys, come on. Don't make me go full cultural enrichment on your ass.
>>57353661
If you want to be generous you can also include
> boomerang
> Sydney opera house
> kangaroos
> baby-eating dingos
Australians can get away with saying anything.
Like seriously they can have actual shit opinions like thinking niggers are human and people will just assume they're doing their shtick.
My country has never shitposted as hard as australia that everything we say is taken as a joke.
>>57352578
kiwi pls...
>>57353909
>My country has never shitposted as hard as australia
oh come on we both know that isn't true
every religion and science thread is nonstop American shitposting
>>57353856
oh yeah, also can't forget:
>P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney
>>57353856
Don't forget:
>Pirating every video game
>Box jellyfish
>Blue-ringed octopus
>Funnelweb spiders
>Black Mambas
>croikies
>cane toads
>Humbolt squid
>Kangaroo Jack
>>57352578
>i'm a newzealander and all the aussies i meet are real degenerate fucking losers
I'm glad our expats are fitting in over there.
>>57354589
>Black mamba
>Humbolt squid
Are you a fucking retard m8?
