How will you celebrate TRUMP's Presidential Victory?
> I'm getting front row seats to his inauguration and then getting blasted at the best VIP table inside the best club that night. I'll be spending $$$$$$ thousands upon thousands of dollars on champagne just to spray it on top of my bevy of beautiful blonde women
> You better fucking believe I'll be wearing a TRUMP tie the entire night, even when I'm having my three/foursome later that evening
>>57338819
>celebrating Trump's ascendence by engaging in heretical degeneracy
I forgot to mention that I'll be getting a /pol/ tattoo since /pol/ memed Trump into victory
>>57338819
I'd mail my visa application that same night
>>57339873
Same
>>57339873
you'll be most welcome my Northern brother
> assuming you're not Muslim
>>57339961
that's going to be hard Ecuador, you better have some value to bring the table. I hope you're a doctor or scientist or just all around rich.
>>57340293
Electrical engineering lower-master race here, senpai
>>57340922
you sound cool, we can hang in the USA
>>57340922
you're in
I will be reading scriptures from Art of the Deal.
>>57340096
Christmas celebrating Vietnamese
I just wanna live in Idaho c'mon man
>>57338819
I will smoke a cigar and have a nice bottle of whiskey on hand and listen to some nice Ink Blots because we will have returned to the golden age of America. Trump 2016.
I'll probably quit my job and run around screaming. I don't want my Mexican coworkers to see my joy at their expense.
>>57341539
nice
>>57338819
I'm thinking a good old-fashioned lynching.
>>57341702
this and your pic, excellent
>>57341702
I will come literally in my pants if he says "Obama, you're fired"
> literally
>>57338819
Buying some fireworks to launch like it's the 4th.
All the libtards around me will be buttblasted as hell because they'll know what it's for but they won't be able to do anything about it.
>>57338819
>engaging in a passionate jewery of the body when the master ascetic Trump is elected
you don't deserve him
>mfw
>>57342355
you're right, no one deserves the Savior of mankind
it's actually happening
trump will be president
>>57342420
If this guy is pro trump and doesn't use sacred poster to throw things at is then BASED
>>57338819
Donald trump party. Everyone in suits and his wigs. Lots of good natured celebration.
>>57339873
Maple monsters are going to be deported along with the tacos
>>57342629
you're a beautiful, time-traveling bastard
>>57341693
right on
I guess i could come to america and shitpost from there instead. Get me some guns, Macdonalds and freedom.
>>57343480
not so fast Britain, how do I know you're not a Muslim?
>>57343062
ur gonna need my skills though
>America will actually let a woman be elected a president
WW3 is overdue.
>>57338819
TRUMP THE ISIS DESTROYER
