>new boss hired
>24, literally 4 months removed from college
>immediately sense SJW/ultra-liberal tendencies
>few weeks go by, she starts going around to the younger workers asking them to stop doing what they are doing and switch stations with the slower/lazier niggers
>told to not sign out of stations (so you are doing the work for the nigger while the nigger fucks your numbers up)
>wonder when my turn in the barrel is. see this is some socialist bullshit she is trying to get started
>last week
>hey anon, can i get you to process the work nigress #23 has? she is really behind and needs the help. ill have her work at your station so you dont fall behind while you catch her up
>um... why? why cant i just sign into her station so that way no one's numbers get messed up
>anon, you are much faster than her, its not fair to her that you are able to out put 3x the work. we all need to chip in and stay on the same page.
>so you would have me sacrifice my work for what?
>anon, not everyone can perform equally. not everyone is privileged like you.
magic word said. bingo.
>hmmm... you are right. i'll do it but, you are more privileged than me. i lack the financial wherewithal to put myself through college that would net me a higher paying job. On the condition that you split your salary with me, i will do the work for the nigress. After all, its not fair that you have the financial privilege to go to school, and drive a $60,000 vehicle while im stuck in this $13/hr job, driving a near dead Saturn because i cant go to college
>watch with delight as her brain explodes "a-anon.... c-come with me to HR
>at HR. she said im racist because i refused to help a black employee. HR sorts the stories out, pulls in other employees who had to pad the numbers for the other niggers.
>the new boss starts Friday.
>>57337677
Good shit OP
This story made me happy.
It's probably fake, but I will belive because I want to.
Remember, you can always turn the SJW login back into itself
>things that never happened: the thread
Reminder phones are like audio bugs of the past. Just hit record, they can get like 12 hrs of audio no problem and no one suspects your recording. Could save your job or keep you from jail one day.
Also OP's story feels fake as fuck, but could have been epic if he had recorded it.
>implying blacks are employed
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>57339711
Some states have laws making one-party consent recordings illegal (SOME states)
>>57337677
What is this woe is me bullshit?
If you're going to make up stories, at least tease us with tales of rape, lynchings, and impending race war.
>>57339711
Careful on the state you do that in. In Illinois capturing ANY audio of another individual with out express spoken or written consent is a felony that will net you 5+ years. Even in public areas or events. While no other state is nearly as draconian as mine, many others do still have broadly interpreted wiretapping laws left over from the twenties.
>>57339796
Almost spat out my drink, kek
>>57337677
>>hey anon, can i get you to process the work nigress #23 has? she is really behind and needs the help. ill have her work at your station so you dont fall behind while you catch her up
could have pointed out that this doesn't make sense
she falls behind on her station so someone else has to catch up for her
if she's doing the work on your station she will have you falling behind
>>57341048
>she falls behind on her station so someone else has to catch up for her
> if she's doing the work on your station she will have you falling behind
that's literally the logic of Marxists.
everyone needs to be at the level of the lowest common denominator in order to make it fair.
Work stories thread? Work stories thread.
>>57337677
bravo
remember that the sjw cunts only get power when you don't stand up to them
>>57341447
yep
this is why it is NEVER going to work.
After a while the capable people just leave or stop giving a fuck and it all turns into shit.
source: actually lived and worked in a communist society
>nobody at work speaks German
>whistle Wehrmacht marches at my cubicle
i now get why SJW's like being subversive.
>>57340372
All passed to protect lifelong politicians.
Of all the disgusting relic laws still upheld, this is one of the most sickening.
>>57341447
Nope, Marxists wouldn't make you work extra for her, they would just deal with her flaws by lowering everyone's sallary
This is a completely new level of retardation that involves guilt slavery
>>57341570
>Work as Network Administrator
>Lead the team that manages all the servers, switches, monitoring the traffic, etc.
>Interviewing people to fill a position because someone retired.
>Interview a nig nog who looks somewhat professional.
>Resume is pretty good, better than most white candidates that apply.
>Ask standard questions, see if he understands Subnet masks and the DNS hookups.
>"What's the subnet?"
>Niggawut.png
>Test him. Have him set up a firewall.
>Can't even operate the system.
He's already not qualified at this point. But I wanted to see what the fuck was up with his resume. So I made some calls to the companies.
>Call one of the "Companies"
>Nigger answers, sounds like deep african ooga booga.
>"Hi I'm calling about nog? Could you tell me some of his work history with you?"
>"Fo sho man, he be like, hardest worker here, ya feel me? Made our internet really good. Wires and all that shit."
Jesus christ.
>>57337677
Fuckin good show
>>57343335
>Hi I'm calling about nog?
>>57342383
I whistle the theme to Peach's Untold Tale
>>57337677
Bravo, OP. I wish I could have witnessed that in person. Her buttfrustration would sustain me for months.
>>57341447
>i don't know what Marxism is
Marx would roll in his grave over this shit - basically, it's making other people entitled to the fruits of others' labor, which was one of his major criticisms of capitalism.
Marx never advocated for padding the stats of low-performing workers.
What argentinanon said was right - more likely that everyone would be penalized due to a worker's poor performance, or that worker would be replaced with someone capable of doing the job while the negress gets to go 2 gulag and work for free.
Assuming OP's story is true, it's some advanced SJW bullshit that she cooked up in her head because she's an idiot. Marx never wanted to make everyone equal, he knew not everyone was capable of being equal.
>>57337677
This story is familiar to me.
Too familiar
In fact, i think I'm involved.
OP, you live in Ohio?
>>57345105
Grove city.
>>57341570
>construction, earthworks
>ground compaction tests done by outside company
>all their employees are niggers and not north american english speaking niggers
>new inspector
>comes up to me
>"da ground and da ???"
>"???"
>"???"
>point him to forman
>he doesn't understand shit either
>points him to supervisor
>took him about 15 minutes to understand what he was asking
How the fuck do these people even get a job in this country?
>>57345172
>Grove city
NO FUCKING WAY ROFL!!!!1
I will shake your hand on Friday for getting that fat sjw cut out of this building.
>>57338422
>Implying niggers aren't lazy and stupid: The post
>>57343335
Bronze medal try.
>>57343335
>>"Fo sho man, he be like, hardest worker here, ya feel me? Made our internet really good. Wires and all that shit."
