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>be american
>get shot
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>be canadian
>get fucked by mudslimes
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>be American
>shoot back
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>weed lmao dude
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>be muslim
>shoot americans
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>>57334394
>be american
>get buttblasted by a canadian of all countries
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>be canadian
>be butthurt about american freedoms
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>be Canadian
>be a shitskin dog

FUCK OFF

SHALL
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>a fucking leaf
>>
Price of freedom.
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>>57334296
>be Canadian
>be most irrelevant first world country ever
>only reason you aren't beat up by others is your older stronger brother who lives next door and your mother
>constantly disappoint both of them
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>>57334922
1776/10
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DUDE PINEPALLE EXPRESS SETH ROGAN ABOOT NICKELBACK WEED LMAO
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>>be canadian
>>Pay taxes for your 1% prime minister to have 1.5 nannies per child
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OP in person
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>>57334394
>>57334489
>>57334657
>>57334939
>>57334995
>>57335104
>all this Amerifat butthurt

Did you guys get shot there too?
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>>57334820
Australia vs. Canada round 2?
I wanna see clean, quality bants here, boys.
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>let muslims in your country
>get terroristed
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>>57335239

the fire rises, comrade
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>>57334995
>Seth Rogan

He's Canadian? If so fuck you Canada for ruining comedy.
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>>57335239
>British Army burns down white house
>hurrr dat wuz us Canook wat was dat all aboot YOU ES!
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>>57335239
Not a single Canadian was present for that battle.
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>>57335519
WE WUZ ARSONISTS
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>be Black
>get white pussy
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>>57335239
>mfw a Canadian thought he burned down the white house after coming to my country for the superior healthcare near me
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>>57334296
Keep yukking it up, canuck. Now that Trudeau aka Weedboy has opened up the floodgates, it's just a matter of time before Canada gets its own cultural enrichment.
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>>57335519
>>57335552
>>57335606
>>57335686
Every time.

You can't out-shiptost a professional gentlemen.
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>>57334296
>be Canadian
>the current year
>get keked
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>Canada
>Shitting on any other country
>>
DISARMAMENT THREAD SAGE IF REPLYING

MODS WOULD YOU PLEASE MAKE A STICKY FOR GUNGRABBERS TO PROMOTE THEIR DISARMAMENT PROPAGANDA
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>>57335779
What the fuck is that gay ass retarded shit lmao
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>>57334296
>be Canadian
>go outside
>fucked by moose
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>>57335593

It makes me fucking ashamed that they got rid of that glorious flag in favour of
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF

I'm not mad, Canada, I'm just disappointed.
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>>57334394
>be american
>get shot by mudslimes
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>>57334296

Fuck off, Vancouver.
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Why do so many more shootings happen outwest when many more people live East?
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>>57334296
ALL OF THEM

ALL
OF
THEM
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>>57336340
desu
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>>57336273
idk it's unique and isnt just a few coulored lines like most other countries
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>>57335779
Please note Canada, you're still running in fear in the last frame.

You may have whupped us when we was young...
But you ain't whupped us lately.
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>Canadian mass shooter
>full on operator
>shoots hard to kill targets that are also armed
>eventually apologizes and gets arrested

>American mass shooter
>raids his red neck uncles cellar for assault rifles
>shoots up unarmed civilians (retards, schools, movie theatre patrons)
>suicide their way out

Canadians do literally EVERYTHING better than americans.
>>
america is a country of piece
#NotAllAmericans
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>>57334296

>be canadian
>be relevant

oh wait.
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>>57334296
>be American
>fund a terrorist group
>they crash planes into your buildings
>let in migrants that are fleeing from the terrorist group you've been funding
>get shot
>shout about gun laws with your last dying breath
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>>57336938

remember to suck my dick when you come up here for your drug tourism, americlap
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>>57334992
2 0 1 5
0
1
5
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>>57335239
Daily reminder this happened in 1812 and Canada did not exist until 1867. It was the Brits who tried to get their vengeance. We kucked them out of Washington though. I'd sooner admit a humiliating loss to the british than fucking Canadians.
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>be Indian
>refuse to poo in the loo
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>>57336594
canada wasnt even a country in 1814 so its technically impossible for them to have burned down the white house
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>>57334296
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>>57337139
>being proud of your drug tourism
oh hey degenerate. Didn't see ya there
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>>57336594
Not running, diving out of the way of the ginormous fat blob piling through the wall
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>>57337562
>dramatic decrease in American population
>trump wins
>America becomes great again
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>>57334296
>be canadian
>pay for someone elses self imposed medical problems
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>>57338029
>he doesn't want a strong and healthy population in his country

no wonder you guys lose so many wars
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>>57334466
winrar
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>>57334466
That's a nice comeback desu
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>>57334296
I can honestly say I would rather die being shot than die from cancer.
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I actually appreciate this meme.

I sorta take pride in it.
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>>57338029

>Americlap
>Proud of crab-bucket mentality


every time
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>>57338294
você irá morrer desu senpai
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>>57334296
be maple monster get c.ucked by Chinese
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>>57338472
>Canadian
>Proud of crap-bucket mentality
Every time
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>Be literally any other countryfag
>Don't have regular mass shootings

why do you even pay taxes?
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>>57338729
>implying OP is not chinese
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>>57334466
If America doesn't ban guns, those 14 dead people could have shoot back and they would still be alive. Oh wait
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Hello there Burgers

I see those guns really really really protected you this time.
I mean, something like Paris couldn't happen in Burgerking Land because everyone has guns r-right?

Sincerely,

Ahmed

P.s. don't forget the Boston Bomber and your guns that stopped it KEK
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>>57339928
It was a gun free zone, China.
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>>57334296
>be american
>feels good
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>>57340071

Guns would also have stopped the Boston bombers r-right?
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>>57339928
>Europe tier gun control state
>the people killed were literal disabled people

They never stood a chance.
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>>57334296
>Be us
>Get c.ucked
Bet you voted for Trudeau.
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>>57340039
fuck out of here, sideways France

The bomber only got us because we couldn't shoot the bombs fast enough
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i know i will get bombarded,but

>BE AMERICAN
>GET SHOT
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>>57340248

Oh yea right. I remember that round, you couldn't buy a defusekit because you already bought the AWP.

Silly me
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>>57340222

They killed like two people. And one was shot to death. What's your point you crusty faggot.

Weird how eurofags have a hard on for banning guns while they are literally being bred out of existence.
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>>57340452
you were already gonna get shot-- you're brazilian.
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>>57340523

You do realise murica will be less than 50% white in 2040.

Europe will only have 7% mudslimes in 2040, even with all the refugees.
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>>57340071
that's Vietnam, you dipshit
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>>57340452

>get shot
>not be brazilian
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>>57334296
Oh one of the three people on Canada trying to be edgy Xd
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>>57340609

Nice random projections. Only 7 percent ok sure.
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>>57340809
Really? I was under the impression that was Japan.
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>be american
>be abroad in another country with my mates
>see a mass shooting about to happen on the train
>step in and intervene cause locals and natives cant into bravery
>get called heros save numerous lives
>have all the foreign heads of office bow down at your presence
>get bitches
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>>57334296
What has been the longest time between a mass shooting for America in the 21st century?
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>>57336340
Australia with the bantz
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>>57340039

Shootings happen, but people are able to protect themselves all the time.

Concealed-Carry Gunowner Shoots Attempted Robber At Burger King

http://www.newson6.com/story/30625584/tpd-concealed-carry-gunowner-shoots-attempted-robber-at-tulsa-burger-king
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