Hello sir
We're from Homeland Security. Sir according to the Clinton Act we shall take all your guns, please cooperate with us or you will be arrested
>What do?
>>57333827
Fit me for a body bag, time to go meet Jesus.
NO ME TOQUEN PENDEJOS...
>>57333827
>be american
>get shot
>be mexican
>build wall
>>57333827
lost them in a boating accident unfortunately
you can check my house but you won't find anything
Two options. "Lose" my guns in a boating accident during the amnesty period and fight later or prepare during the amnesty period and go down swinging
>>57333827
We are on control.
Please cooperate with the new Authorities and you'll survive.
Thank you for your cooperation.
>>57334052
this.
>>57333827
I don't have any guns because I'm not a dumb redneck, a paranoid schizophrenic or an Islamic shitlord. So I wouldn't do anything.
>>57333827
Tell em its time to fight against the tyrannical goverment
>>57333827
Of course I will cooperate.
You may search my house freely.
I have no firearms.
comply and build flamethrower
>>57333827
Well, officer. I never wanted one, so I never bought one.
>>57334707
>I don't have any guns
Then you're not American. Fuck off back to Canada, bud.
>>57333827
Nice try ATF.
>if and WHEN this goes down
>implying my plans for revolution involve me using a gun
>>57334269
>be canadian
>smoke weed
sorry sir no guns here lost them in a tragic boating accident on the gulf last week you can find them at the bottom of the sea very tragic and very traumatic please don't question me any further lest i might be triggered thank you goodbye
according to the constitution officer your committing treason punishable by death and since your under the control of the ADL and other jewish communist organizations we will have to carry out this sentence our selfs since nobody is enforcing punishment for your crimes against America working with Jewish Hijackers infiltrating every level of government
>>57334269
>BE CAN-AID-DYIN
>DUDE, WEED
>>57333827
may i direct your attention to the large print copy of the constitution i have framed right there and besides the very much enlarged framed picture of the 2nd amendment by itself
yeah, thanks
>>57333827
I will not comply.
>>57333827
SHALL, NOT, BE, INFRINGED
>>57334997
>you're not American
I don't live in a trailer and I didn't drop out of high school, if that's what you mean by American.
Sorry, just noticed they were missing... was just about to file a report, can I do that now?
>>57333827
Activate the speaker system, and retract the floors to reveal the ball pits. The rest will come naturally.
If the US gov ever did this, they'd have to go full authoritarian or not at all. They have to censor media so people wouldn't see all the bloodshed. They'd cut internet access, release propaganda to the media etc... If this ever happened resistance would be the only answer. Legal resistance per the Constitution.
"LOOK AT MEH SO TOUGH, I STAND AGAINST GUVERNMENT - YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MAH GUNZ"
You faggot will cry tears the moment a real man is telling you what to do and hand over your guns in a heartbeat.
>>57334052
Action film tier
+1
>>57333827
At that point, my guns will all be buried innawoods, sealed in a 55 gallon drum of cosmoline
>>57337924
When a Chinese UN force lands on your shores you will know its for real.
I doubt it will resort to that though, it was discovered a long time ago it is far easier to simply replace a population with obedient compliant sheeple manufactured elsewhere as opposed to outright overt violent subjugation of a rowdy horde.
We got the poonerjabbers and the chinks, looks like you are getting the Mexicans. Oh well, its been a slice.
>>57338650
Stop projecting what your citizens would do onto the sons of men who sacked up and fought for what they believed in. That shit runs in my blood senpai they'll have to take my weapons from my dead fingers.
>>57333827
Shitpost on 4chan obviously.
>>57338650
You do realize that America is nowhere near as keked as Western Europe, right? Your Viking ancestors weep when they see just how far you've fallen.
>>57335238
> our selfs
you were doing soooo good up until right there too...
>>57333827
Get on my knees and start sucking dick like a Mexican.
Can someone check this
>>57333827
>They were all stolen by melanin-enriched persons. I am now noguz
I'm sorry sir, but I lost all my guns in a tragic boating accident.
>>57333827
Fuck that fucking whore. She couldn't satsify her husband and he cheated on her.
No guns here, fuckheads. Now please stand still while I take your pictures as evidence of the anti-American communists.
In 2-3 weeks, I'm going to have some very interesting websites ranking on page 1 when someone Googles your first and last name, you fucking communists.
>>57333827
Pop pop pop, watching mother fuckers drop.
>Clinton Act
Nice ruse cruise faggot. That cunt won't even win the nomination.
Rot in hell shit bag.
