Looks like little Timmy spend too much time on Reddit...
Mentally unstable
>>57312115
There is no God but that faggot is acting like an edgy /b/tard.
The whole point of Cruz's comment to is to infer empathy and compassion for the families and the officers involved, not to proselytize. Prayer doesn't do anything, but this autismo sperged too hard.
>>57312739
>The whole point of Cruz's comment to is to infer empathy and compassion for the families and the officers involved
I'm sure the victims appreciate a tweet. People that say that shit just do it for attention for themselves. If they really cared they would send money or personally visit the victims, not just say "prayers! lol" on twitter then peace out.
>>57313171
This is what Tim was saying, not fedora tipping about atheism
>>57312115
Hes right tho. If I was a victim of some bombing/shooting, my testament will tell people to fuck off with their "prayers" bullshit. Its offensive to people who dont believe in Sand Wars: Episode 2.
>>57314299
if you had cancer and someone came and gave you herbs they believed would help you, you would spit in their face and call out their naturopathy BS?
What a horrible person you are. Oh wait...
>autistic germanic flag
that's why.
>getting mad at somebody for generating mental positivity for your sake
The worst it does is nothing, there is literally no reason to be upset.
Maybe it's edgy ironic satire. Making fun of fedoras.
>>57312115
wow, such moral highground :^)
Praying is the christian equivalent of superimposing a french flag over your twitter avatar.
O i love ton goes to the mayor :^)
Give Time some slack, his son Tom Cruise Jr. just died.
>>57314609
That is literally the dumbest analogy Ive ever heard.
More like:
>Youre son has been murdered, I will pray to a deity which your son laughed at
Where exactly do you fall on the spectrum?
>>57312115
>>57315305
praying if begging. jesus helps those that help themselves. god had a tendency to do the same liking those that are strong and skilled in the bible
Libs are acting like this more and more every day. Taking the "high ground" in their minds just means acting like a fucking asshole to people for no good reason at all.
>>57312115
What a positive, helpful message.
>>57314299
How the hell is it offensive? If someone is praying for you, that means their thinking about you, showing compassion for you. Even to an atheist, they understand that if someone is praying for them, then they are trying to help in some way. Go back to leddit.
>>57312739
This.
>>57315561
Would you get this upset if they simply said "my thoughts go out to you and your loved ones" you fucking twat?
>>57315305
>>57313806
He was completely tipping.
Someone needs to put him out of our misery.
>>57315894
>showing compassion for you
Ok lad. Whatever you want to believe in totally fine with me, but that doesnt mean that social norms embedded in the most primitive abrahamic traditions are somehow "kind" in the eyes of non-believers.
>le leddit maymay
>b-but you fuck off back to leddit
>>57313171
>no one is sincere except me!
>>57316130
This, jesus christ.
They're just doing what they believe will help you.
>>57314299
This is not what Tim meant by the tweet though. His accusation is that the statement was disingenuous - coming from a presidential nominate who wants to look good - not that offering prayers are offensive in general.
>>57314609
That's a horrible analogy because posting something on twitter is worth nothing. If somebody actually visited them and prayed that'd be another story.
>>57316130
>he cant even read a sentence
Id be dead in that scenario, I wouldnt get upset. Id be dead. My family on the other hand wouldnt like my memory to be tarnished by some pseudo-altruistic gesture of total stupidity.
>>57316267
How does it feel to be such an insufferable faggot? Is your existence painful, is that why you exude such angst?
>>57312115
How fucking rude.
>>57313171
It's been a few fucking hours how do you expect people to donate or even fucking visit people in that amount of time.
Hell, do we even know the victims yet?
You spergs are the reason autist clinics get shot up
>>57316325
>implying telling someone "ill pray for you/your senpai/your bullshit" is every genuine
If you wanna pray for someone keep it between whatever deity of yours and yourself.
>>57313806
youre a faggot, tim
This has nothing to do with atheism. Tim is telling Ted "fuck his prayers" because he knows he's doing it for publicity.
>>57316325
Exactly. Hes making a baseless assumption about someones intentions, and attacking them for it
>>57316487
Im not the one clinging to divine purpose in fear of mortal insignificance mate. Ill face my death without any "angst". >>57316487
>>57316616
Just like keeping your fedoras to yourse...oh wait.
>>57316130
>>57316299
I guarantee both of you that no people who were involved in the shootings today are on twitter. If he really wanted to pray for them he should've just done it instead of posting a tweet saying he did.
>>57312739
>>57314609
>Be Satanist
>Christian neighbors son get hit by a car
>"I will be sacrificing a goat to Satan to ensure your son is given favorable treatment in hell"
>For some reason they get upset
>Don't appreciate that I am trying to show compassion through my faith
Shaking my head to be quite honest family.
>>57312115
what an edgelord.
>>57316616
Go away fedora retard, this thread isn't about you disproving god
>>57316666
>quads
Well, I suppose I deserved it
>>57316706
>Hes making a baseless assumption about someones intentions, and attacking them for it
Jesus christ, could you fucking deep throat his cock anymore? It's so obvious Ted doesn't give a shit.
>>57316818
>how to spot a fake Satanist
>>57316775
Ah I see your mental problem. See you brought it up. You made a big deal out of this bullshit. In this thread about "praying" and Ted "the spic whitey" Cruz.
You answered me. You questioned my motive. Your religion is the one you relate to.
Im simply pointing out that "Ill pray for you", is not a nice thing to say, since its neither helpful, nor genuine.
>>57316738
Such hostility, why are you so angry anon?
Tim Heidecker operates on many levels of irony. It's hard to say what he meant :^)
ITT fedoras sperging out because someone was using the "P" word for wishing them well.
I wonder if you guys will still act like this if you went through the shooting yourselves not too long ago
>>57316911
>As if you needed a thread for that
Funny, but did you bother to read the sticky on the front page? Read it and if you still believe in a deity, you need to read the logical fallacies again. This isnt leddit or tumblr. We dont cater to your delusions here.
>>57317036
So no one is allowed to give their sympathy after a tragedy, because they might not be sincere. The world would be a much better place if the only response to tragedies was "fuck off"
>>57316779
Yeah, there was no reason to post the tweet, they could've just prayed like normal people without having to tell everyone.
>>57317069
So which one is it? Angst, or fear?
Or both?
Oh boy.
>>57317063
You're bringing up motives that aren't even in the original sentence.
Plus I'm a Satanist so checkmate atheist.
>>57317267
guy who made the french flag his facebook page photo detected
>>57312115
>retards thinking this has anything to do with religion
>even though he singled out Cruz
It's another lefty clown getting srs for a moment so he can lecture us about gunz.
>>57317350
Are you confused?
>>57317518
Edgy apathetic nihilist teenager detected
He's literally mad because his new project dropping today got shut out by a mass shooting. He's just butthurt.
>>57312115
fuck, I thought tim was conservative. Bedtime stories is really funny.
>>57313806
Then why didnt he say that instead of writing litterally the edgiest thing possible?
![tumblr_nf76lvLJay1ttsiu4o1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QYtNkYH.jpg "tumblr_nf76lvLJay1ttsiu4o1_500[1].jpg")
Tim is a faggot lefty and would say "fuck you" to anything any right wing person had to say on any subject.
Shitbags like heidecker ONLY want to hear the "BANZ GUN" type messages right now, because clearly that's what caused this, the guns.
>>57312115
Who?
This is not a tweet worthy of five bags of popcorn. Four tops.
>>57317267
>So no one is allowed to give their sympathy
He's not giving any sympathy. He's getting attention from pretending by being sympathetic.
And no one saying a person can't be sympathetic. But if you're gonna be sympathetic, do it off twitter. People who do in on twitter are only seeking attention to themselves.
>>57316779
> he really wanted to pray for them he should've just done it instead of posting a tweet saying he did.
How do you know he didn't?
>>57317935
Because that wouldn't get as many twitter upboats
>>57312115
anyone wanna grief him?
>genuinely believe Tim Heidecker is the funniest comedic mind of all time
>have to keep seeing his cringe worthy super left tweets
come on, tim.
even though i'm red pilled, your "conservtard" standup/decker were funny ways to poke fun at the right.
now you're just being a fucking typical lefty faggot
>>57317935
Because he didn't care about being viewed through the lens of people who will automatically take it as some attack of Christianity and an endorsement of gun control, aka a few people on /pol/.
>>57315561
austrian fedora-fag. blacklisted for gas chambers
>Cause if we all talk to our imaginary sky daddy it will make everything all right
>>57312115
Who the fuck is timheidecker anyway?
>one google search later
Tim and Eric sucked balls, useless goddamn stoner "humor".
>>57318049
Once again, you think your speculation on someones intentions is objective fact
>>57318316
burger fedorafag
>>57312115
SPORTS
His kid just died man, lighten up.
I love happenings, but the extra traffic from reddit fedoras is disgusting.
>>57317328
You know nothing of PR. If you're running for president and say nothing, it looks like you don't care at all. Boy you sure are fucking stupid
>>57318379
Talk to your sky daddy for me. Ask him what I am.
>>57318049
>People who do in on twitter are only seeking attention to themselves.
Except people demand comment from public figures.
Any time someone dies or something important happens it's now suspicious if you DON'T say shit on twitter.
>GOP frontrunners silent as multiple homicides take place
See how damning that is?
It makes news when you DON'T make a statement:
>https://www.thewrap.com/fred-thompsons-death-draws-shocking-silence-from-law-order-team/
Something something laugh and hate you something something blessed are you.
>>57312115
Literally who?
What a faggot, whoever he is.
>Politician posts condolences for an event
Fuck you, you don't care you're only writing it for attention
>Politician doesn't post about an event
Wtf? Don't you care what just happened?
Some people are just cancerous.
>>57318897
lol, please forward and link this to that said tweet
>>57318560
hmmm, i wonder who could be behind this post? which race of people routinely attacks Christianity.... hmmmmmmm
>>57318897
>implying he didn't tweet that himself
>>57318897
I knew I didn't like that show for a reason. What a dickhead
>>57312115
Standard "I've never been punched in the face" leftard signalling.
Where did all of these euphoric fags come from? Was their favorite MRA sub shut down by the SJWs?
>>57318452
So then what makes him go on Twitter if he is still grieving?
>>57318960
>Wtf? Don't you care what just happened?
He's never done this
>>57312115
That's pretty racist against muslims and jews tbqh libfag.
>>57318897
>>57312115
>thinks posting on facebook means more than prayer
I wonder if he realizes that posting your support on facebook and praying are the exact same thing? Pretending to do something while actually doing nothing.
>>57318897
Kek!
>>57318897
lel i just tweeted this to him
>Tim Heidecker
lol their new comedy is shit.
They fucked up Steve Brule by replacing all of the actual humor with slapstick autism that normies could swallow and their "Bedtime Stories" are getting progressively shittier as new ones come out.
Jash was fucking flop and this will most likely be the least time these dried-up, recently-turned-hipster comedians will ever have a contract with Adult Swim.
They used to be pretty great but now they cater to stupid college cunts and the "so randumbz XD" types.
If you haven't replaced Tim and Eric with MDE by now, you're a tremendous faggot.
>>57312115
>ITT: people that watched Anthony Cheselnik on Netflix
>>57313806
Eat a dick timmy
>>57318591
I clearly said in my post that there are other ways to express sympathy other than through twitter. But apparently you didn't even actually read my fucking post. As if politician don't have connections to the media to express their sympathies rather than shallowly through twitter.
>>57318351
I see the Ted Cruz dick sucking is strong tonight. And for the record, I'm not just singling him out, I'm calling everyone out, every politician. If you are actually sympathetic to something, you're not gonna shallowly tweet about it. If you're actually sympathetic about it, you're gonna express your sorrow to the victims, and if you're a politician, you're gonna express it to the media. Not fucking twitter.
>>57319366
>MDE
>anywhere near the level of tim and eric
Please, please, please, please go back to Reddit. I genuinely hope you're actually part of MDE because knowing that there are people who actually find that funnier than Tim & Eric is appalling.
MDE is all the "style" of Tim and Eric with 0 substance/comedic timing/skill. It's so fucking cringe worthy.
I agree that "Bedtime Stories" has been mostly below their standards (and their movie SUCKED) but they put out too much good stuff for that to matter. Also, On Cinema is fucking brilliant.
Marxist SJW faggot: Lolbertarians and capitalists want you isolated from society.
_____________________________________________________________________
QT Christian girl: My prayers go out to the victims
Marxist SJW: HEY BITCH KEEP YOUR PRAYERS TO YOURSELF
>>57319366
>>57319793
Children, children. Please.
Both suck massive donkey dick.
>>57319535
>he called a republican a phony, what an asshole! even though we'd say the same thing as tim if a democrat posted that
The only thing /pol/ sends is memes
>>57319931
All intentional comedy is actually fucking awful, I honestly can't believe that stand-up and skit comedy is as big as it is.
>>57319773
So because he didn't express his sympathy in a way that you find acceptable, it's not sincere
This is a typical progressives kneejerk response to this type of situation, nothing to see here.
>>57319366
>replaced Tim and Eric with MDE
LOL hey sam! still shilling your idiotic non-comedy youtube channel?
pssttt- you were never funny
>>57319773
>rather than shallowly through twitter.
Oh, so you're moronically hung up on the fact that the message was delivered through twitter, probably the most visible, most widespread social media messaging service any individual has to spread a message.
You're just a fucking idiot then.
>>57319773
In case you haven't noticed the current year, it's 2015.
Why talk to the media when you can talk to the masses directly through social media.
Jesus Christ you lefty fedoras are just pissy faggots.
Tim is just being an asshole.
Even if you think saying "we pray for you" is disingenuous and attention whoring then why the fuck would you even respond to it? You're being an attention whore too. Think that, sure, but just ignore the fucking tweet like a sane adult.
Timmy sperging out a tad too much.
>>57314299
>If I was a victim of some bombing/shooting, I'd get on Twitter asap to check if I'm famous yet
>>57312115
Fag fedora
>>57320411
>>57320195
>>57320126
No wonder you guys like Ted Cruz, you're a bunch of fucking morons. I bet you wish your Parent's happy birthday on Facebook just because you're too shallow to actually call them and tell them. People like you are the reason why the world are disconnected from reality.
I agree that the layman doesn't need to claim their sending prayers over twitter, but a presidential candidate is probably advised to do so because all his other opponents are doing the same. Plus in today's world he may be called insensitive if he does not
>>57320606
youre missing the point. asshat obstructionist republi$hits taking money from the koch kikes are the reason we have assault niggersticks on every street in america
>>57320026
I don't know.
I'm kind of disappointed.
You'd think they'd be self aware enough to not lose their shit over generic and safe political posturing.
Like what honest-to-god comedian in [CURRENT YEAR] can't keep their composure about it and not freak out on public communication.
Make fun of him later all you like, hell he could ignore Obama's equivalent crocodile tears, but the bodies aint even off the ground and he's trying to rip into them as a political statement?
This is a guy who regularly loses himself in the depths of irony and can't even draw simple comparisons between himself to his regular distractedly neo-conservative mumbling movie critic.
>>57320768
>Making claims that aren't actually there
>You're disconnected
Geez, sure are upset over some opinions mister Austrist.
>>57319793
>on Cinema
This is literally the last thing being produced with any resemblance to their original humor. The kind that ended in season Cinco and pretended to come out in the BIllion Dollar Movie.
MDE is a million times better than their new shit which is literally nothing but sperging-out audio and distorted screen effects. It resembles something that would've come from a fan trying to imitate them 4 or 5 years ago (as in it tries wayyy too hard and ultimately fails to be funny).
>>57320159
>MDE
>idiotic comedy
Pick one
>>57320768
>>57312739
>There is no God
You sound enlightened.
>>57320411
>praying to a jew on a stick via electric jew grunts
>>57312115
And this guy is supposed to be a comedian...?
What a fucking whackjob.
>>57315684
is there someone who's ever worn one and not tipped it?
>>57320606
>why the fuck would you even respond to it?
Tim is a hardcore leftist/progressive.
He's been waiting all day to read a GOP tweet and get mad at it so he can make an angry response.
>>57312115
and fuck that piss mustard
make me eat that bullshit every day
>>57320037
You're dumb. All comedy besides bloopers or americas funniest home video is intentional. If you mean the stuff that isn't stand up and skit, then you're wrong or incapable of suspension of belief and joy
>>57320768
>social media is evil and I'll make everyone stop using it by being a sperg on 4chan
Protip: Everything you believe is wrong.
>>57321090
>God can't be in the internet
>In the year of him 2015
Electrons spin, lights flicker, but is it all on upstairs?
faux leftist outrage
>>57320710
LE FEDORA MEME
20% of Americans Are Now Atheist, Agnostic or Unaffiliated With a Religion and the number is increasing yearly. I highly doubt one out of 5 Americans are a Fedorafags.
>>57316179
what is this trying to say, americans are too fat to stand, everyone knows that.
Hey guys
>>57320946
I need to save Tim or 90% of my reaction images will be useless on here, do you understand?
>>57315733
This. Prayer will lead to peace to those that believe.
>>57318897
Fucking gold.
>>57312115
WHY CANT YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND THAT PRAYING DOES NOTHING ITS USELESS AND FUTILE
now upvote, like and retweet this post to raise awareness about this
>say nothing
HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT DOMESTIC TERRORISM, WHAT A RACIST
>say something completely innocuous, but nice
YOU'RE ONLY SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, STOP MAKING THIS ABOUT YOURSELF
>>57322282
>implying there's no substitute
>>57312115
>people actually take tim heidecker's twitter seriously
He told Larry David to fuck off after he screamed "racist" at donald trump on SNL
Meanwhile, mind you, Obama made sure to put out a press clip saying that we need to take guns away WHILE THE SUSPECTS WERE AT LARGE
>>57322282
i'm in the same fucking boat. 90% of my reaction pics are T&E, but fuck it, i'm deleting them.
i don't care about ted cruz or prayers, but grown men showing the emotional maturity of 12 yr old autistic faggots is as fucking lame as it gets.
>>57312739
>there is no god
wew lad
>>57318324
Duo Maxwell?
>>57321599
And American morality is coincidentally going into the shitter.
Weird huh
RIP Tom Cruiz Heidecker you will be missed
>>57317055
Its a meme you dip
Any GreggHeads in?
hahahahahaha
>>57316818
>Babby's first strawman
>>57312115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
>>57318117
He's shit. His shows are shit and his comedy style is shit.
And you're shit for licking it all up.
Dropped... Fuck him. His comedy has gotten stale anyway.
>>57323998
I really really like that image, anon.
>>57313171
This.
Ted Cruz is NOTORIOUS for being an opportunistic shitbag. Remember what happened when he was invited into a conference on persecuted Middle Eastern Christians?
>>57318897
a nice hot serving of btfo
>>57317449
How many battles have you participated in, anon?
How many armies massacred your ethnic group today?
>>57325908
Who is this fag? Not ben
>>57325908
It's pretty obvious he's a pretentious lib.
Especially after his shitty, satirical "we're voting for Donald Trump" video.
>>57327205
>How many armies massacred your ethnic group today?
None, but that's because I already haveguns. If I was noguns you might be onto something.
This is your retarded opinion:
>only people being oppressed need guns
>give up your guns, you're not currently being oppressed
>>57327366
Tim from Tim and Eric on adult swim.
>>57327681
Tom goes to the mayor?
>hating on the Cruz Missile
Fag
>>57325908
Literal edgy atheist shitposter, he would fit in well here
>>57318155
Exactly this. If he played the civilly obedient game, they would just shift the goal posts and argue more.
>>57316519
That's precisely why tweeting about it is low hanging fruit. Do you HONESTLY HONESTLY think Jeb Bush got on his knees tonight, closed his eyes, put his hands together, and spoke in his head for various prayers, one of which is for "those families in California, tonight"?
>>57313171
I love how faggots like you (fucking reddit) love to shit on how little people do. I'm sure they appreciate a tweet more than they enjoy faggots like you who take the opportunity to bitch and moan on their behalf.
Beta as shit.
>>57317055
I love how Satanists try to act like it's not really about Satan
>>57328927
That's bullshit and you know it.
Tim's a lefty, he wants gun control, not prayers.
Millions of people are tweeting prayers and well wishes just like after Paris. Did Timmy call out a single motherfucker other than Cruz for shallow "prayers?" Did Tim call out anyone for their france flags in their profiles? Did he call out any one of the MILLIONS of people praying/wishing well the victims of Paris?
No? He only talked shit to one of the GOP frontrunners he sharply disagrees with politically? What a fucking surprise.
Fuck you for trying to "explain" edgy timmy. If he hates how shallow a twitter condolence is he could say just that. But that's NOT what he believes. He believes Cruz should be tweeting right now, just that he should be tweeting for things Tim believes in politically.
Dozens of hollywood celebrities are tweeting their prayers and sympathies. Where's Tim's tweets telling them to fuck their prayers?
>>57329325
It isn't, it's about man.
Man is the greatest and his own devil.
>>57312115
E D G Y
D
G
Y
No video of the guy getting shot?
>>57312739
>Cruz
>not proselytizing
Uwutm8
>>57317645
What project?
>>57317973
Where how? When the fuck did he say ban guns? THe fuck? I'm sure hes leftist but keeps most of his shit out of politics at least from what I've seen. He openly mocks weed lords its funny as shit. I'm not really sure why he said what he said Tim hardly ever tweets anything.
>>57312115
Based
>>57312115
Was he serious or was it just one of his weird jokes?
>>57319119
No a shit load of us like Tim for his comedy. I just never took him as being HUGE on politics on know he was making fun of republicans but who in holywood doesnt? Just wasn't as bad and in your face and it was fucking funny.
>>57326658
>Ted Cruz is NOTORIOUS for being an opportunistic shitbag.
He's better than Barack "Invite Ahmed Clockboy to the White House" Obama
>>57321152
I must be out of it I never really noticed that he was that hardcore. I just figured he was a typical leftist kikewood shill but not so hard to push me away from his comedy.
>>57325908
>>57327400
How do you get that? Yeah hes leftist but his responses are funny as fuck. If anything posting shit like that to twitter is exactly what some leftist would take offense too just as /pol/ is taking offense to him saying this retarded thing.
>>57316666
legendary quads my fellow poster
>>57330108
Thats the thing I think tim was doing it as some odd joke. No one really takes himseriously. Have you ever seen any of his interviews? He acts like a huge cunt to everyone. Its apart of his fucking act this one was a bit weird though because you can't tell if its serious or not the ton just isnt there.
![jill_stein[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iGK01ei.jpg "jill_stein[1].jpg")
>>57331969
>>57332660
>>57333199
When """""comedians""""" like Tim hate something they ironically promote it. Like the Shrek series for example.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWLiZhdvZ_Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9IjNRCuyCM
So when Herman Cain (a successful black republican god forbid) was doing well back in 2011 Timmy had to "promote" him as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1D0quttOeY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eGBSkvt1pg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF9dr-FItR8
This is how these guys troll their opponents and the people that support their opponents, by making shlubby promotional videos. Tim has always been political, and his politics have always been very far left.
He's started on Trump now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZYUXOSxHtc
And for reference, he's NEVER made fun of any liberal/leftist/progressive candidate. He would NEVER do a bernie sanders ironic promotion for example.
Tim is on record as saying his perfect candidate is Jill Stein, a fucking Green. If you want to know more about Tim's politics, read more about the Green-Rainbow party.
>getting this mad someone said "fuck you" to a politician on Twitter
Why do you worship these GOP fucktards (or any other mainstream politician) like they're unassailable gods? Neither Ted Cruz or his phony stupid Twitter account shouldn't be revered. This board is pathetic.
>>57333337
What the fuck? Do you think most people can't figure this out? I'm saying at least its fucking funny. We all know he mocks people he finds funny. Herman Cain was funny as fuck specially with his PIZZA deal. God damn chill the fuck out and like I said hes going to be obviously a liberal he lives in jewlywood. I just didn't think he was huge on it.
>>57312739
>There is no God
How are people still this stupid.
>>57313171
>>57313806
Okay, well I don't see little Timmy doing any of that.
And they call religious people hypocrites?
I really am starting to get annoyed with people tb h f am
Love and compassion.
Love and compassion.
>>57333875
>Do you think most people can't figure this out?
Do you not see the posts I'm responding to?
Go re-read the thread. Most people have no idea what Timmy's politics are, despite his constant trolling of right wing politicians and their supporters.
>Do you think most people can't figure this out
>I just didn't think he was huge on it
Apparently you couldn't figure out how "huge" he was on it without help, retard.
>>57333337
Herman Cain, Shrek, and Donald Trump actually are all shit though. You don't have to be a progressive to realize that.
>>57334196
>There is a God
How are people still this stupid.
>>57312115
Fuck your fucking his prayers tim you edgy faggot
>>57334528
>Cain
>Trump
>are all shit
Okay. So clearly there's shit on both sides, right?
Show me some of his ironic endorsements of shit leftwingers, please.
>>57317219
/pol/ is a Christian board you loser.
Maybe you should read the sticky.
If you understood anything about it, or could use that funny thing called logic, you would have arrived at the conclusion that God exists a long time ago.
>believing you can petition God with prayer
>>57334813
>/pol/ is a Christian board you loser.
You poor, delusional idiot.
I tip my fedora to you in the hope that one day you might take the red pill and become an adult.
>>57334646
>I'm able to prove whether or not a God exists, as well as the specific nature of God if my claim is that a God does exist
How are people still this stupid?
>>57334495
>Apparently you couldn't figure out how "huge" he was on it without help, retard.
No no no see I was saying that almost every single person on TV in jewlywood is going to be a leftist shill. Its fucking obvious from the very beginning Tim and eric were going to be leftist its a fucking given. However I didn't think he'd actually come out of his act to be HARDCORE as you put it before. I fucking know hes a leftist retard I don't care because his comedy is still funny. Him mocking any of those people is funny. Even if I do like Trump hes still funny.
Let me clarify this again when I say big on it. I mean him going around protesting or making his support known to every fucking person. Its usually off handed remarks and jokes aimed at whoever or whatever.
>>57330267
There are actual Satanists that believe in Christian theology but take Satan's side you know. Not everyone is a LaVeyan faggot.
>>57312115
am i supposed to know who that is
>>57335061
Christianity is the red pill.
>ad hom and name calling
Pretty much explains Australia.
>>57312739
>There is no God
Look at this fool and laugh
God doesnt exist in the way people think, a big bearded guy who made everything.
If anything god is an omnipresent, conscious-less entity that permeates all of existence, allowing us to exist but never truly knowing or caring about us. We are a byproduct of existence, not the other way around.
>>57312115
>>57335077
>fedora.jpg
Every. Single. Time.
Atheists BTFO Again!
HOW DOES HE DO IT?!!?!?!!
>>57335385
>The red pill is believing in something stupid without any evidence
>The red pill is whatever I say it is
>>57335574
Fuck Libs
>>57335760
>h-heh u christfags always say the fedora image!!1! FUCK YOU FAGGOTS FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!1! IF GOD WAS REAL I WOULD HAVE A GF FUCK YOUUU!!!!!
>>57312739
>there is no god
>>57316818
Fuck me I laughed anyways
>>57318897
Nice
Also, he's a fucking kike so he'll obviously hate on Christians every chance he gets
>>57335151
I think he becomes considerably less funny when I know he hates me and everything I believe in.
In a way, I prefer him to come right out and make bare political statements than his insincere trolling videos that take considerably more planning and effort than a simple "Fuck Cain" or "Fuck Trump" tweet would have.
He can hate Trump, Cruz, and all the rest of the GOP without trying to hide behind any disguise of "le funny joeksman." And everyone can respond accordingly.
>>57315684
This fedora thing truly proves there is an almighty god and he loves us.
I hope this meme never dies.
>>57335574
Forgot 'Republicans; offering moral support to law enforcement'
How do christians respond to the fact that the holy text that acts as the foundation of their beliefs was translated and rewritten dozens of times, each time having meanings lost or changed, and having the personal agenda of the translator inserted into it? The word of god may be absolute, but the bible is anything but.
>>57336091
Triggering Christfags is the only reason I come here nowadays.
Thanks for giving me my fix.
>>57333706
hypocrisy
>>57312115
Who is Timmy?
inb4 edgy/faggot/redditor
whats his job? purpose? affiliation?
>>57336526
who dis?
>>57312115
>everyone taking something tim heidecker said seriously
>>57312115
i thought he was into ironic humor
>>57316818
Low tier b8
Top level kek
>>57312115
>#prayforparis one week
>FUCK YO PRAYERS a week later
>>57336526
Those titties prove that there is an almighty God who loves us tbqhwyf
>God-loving anons
>/pol/
Who knew?
>>57335915
literally bait
>>57315305
christians only surrender to god tho
>>57337906
Sauce.
>>57316818
>Church of Satan
Literally created by a Marxist kike as a way of snubbing the gentiles.
Good goyim.
>>57312115
I hate it when people Actors/Musicians/Entertainers I like give out their shit-tier opinions.
>>57337906
>boreball
Why do libshits go so ape over Cruz? It's like they almost hate him more than trump.
>>57319773
> Implying Timmy would be angry if democrat did the same tweet.
By denying the bias you rob yourself credibility and your point becomes meaningless in this context
>>57312739
Independently if there's God or not, saying edgy fedora tip comments during a tragedy like this is fucking retarded.
>>57312739
>There is no god.
[Tipping_Intensifies.gif]
>>57315305
this t.b.h.
>>57312115
Better make sure Tim Heidecker surrenders his guns. He seems mentally ill.
Oh wait, he's a faggot liberal. He doesn't have any anyway.
Wait, it all makes perfect sense. No wonder liberals hate guns. They want everyone to be as faggy as they are.
>>57331793
exactly
>>57312115
isn't that the guy that sucked cartoon network execs off to have his shows that are devoid of humor to be aired for years
>>57314609
I had cancer and my brother-in-law's family attempted to rationalize the fact that I had cancer through their backwards Christian voodoo babble.
Santeria is literally the byproduct of primitiveness still being a cultural norm in the caribbean. Fucking island niggers, I can't blame funny-man Heidecker to call out the sub-intelligence that people possess.
>>57316818
>Be Thelemic Occulist
>Christian neighbors son get hit by a car
>"I'm certain your son returns to Nuit the source of all things, also I made you cookies"
>Tell them all about my magick recipe, dating back to the days of the founder: Edward Alexander Crowley
>For some reason they get upset
>Don't appreciate that I am trying to show compassion through my faith
Do what thou wilt
[spoiler]There are semen in the cookies[/spoiler]
>>57316738
>>57341054
Witless, hipster garbage.
>>57313806
lol yeah right
>>57323030
this.
but sarcasm is often, and satire pretty much always over american's heads. it's a strange phenomenon to witness.
i expect tim to reply to a subway tweet in 5 minutes saying "fuck your subs"
>>57313171
>address the shooting with sympathy and kind words
"HURR DURR THEY'RE JUST PANDERING!!"
>don't address the incident
"OH MUH GOD WHY HASNT HE ADDRESSED IT DOES HE HAVE NO HEART?!"
You really can't win with a Liberal can you?
>>57343424
Kek
93 brother
>>57329181
Honestly, yes.
