>You're out with your girl when someone behind you shouts "Nice ass, baby!" and proceeds to slap her on the ass and start laughing.
>You turn around ready to fight, but you see this guy and his menacing huge ass bodyguard behind him ready to knock your block off if you try anything.
>Before you can say anything, he tells you that he's a very wealthy man and because he has so much money, your life isn't as important as his, and therefore he can fondle your girl's ass if he wants.
Disprove his argument.
Big Nig seem to hide a Gun.
Rich man is really a Mafioso.
In this case I agree, but if I knew there's no Guns around then NO.
Been there and done that b4
>>57301459
if only I lived in America and I was allowed to concealed carry
you can sue him for sexual harassment, and assault and actually get and collect more damages because he is so rich. Also you will get better lawyers than he can buy without actually spending more money than you would win as lawyers are greedy Jews.
>out with your girl
>things that could never happen on /pol
Unfortunately for him
I am the High King of Skyrim
and I sentence them both to a life sentence in Cidhna mine.
>>57302174
Blood and silver, friend. Blood and silver.
>>57301925
How are you going to sue him? He's just going to walk away. If you try to follow him, take his picture, or call the cops, he's just going to have his bodyguard smack the shit out of you.
>Implying my half crazy Spanish gf wouldn't be tearing his eyes out before I even noticed and I'd just chuckle as the security guard pulls her off with a clump of hair in her hand and she spews acidic Spanish curses at 400 decibels per second
>He'll shout "I'll sue you good"
>Female judge sides with ovaries because feminism
>Angry sex and burritos later that night
Truly the system works if you aren't a beta.
>>57302525
You get his license plate number.
>>57302525
>he's just going to have his bodyguard smack the shit out of you
Do you realize how many millionaires there are that have had to settle for HUGE amounts of money for purely this reason? There's plenty of stories of a bodyguard losing his temper and stuffing someone's shit and then the victim sues for millions
>wait outside
>wait for him and huge guard to go towards vehicle
>ID/follow vehicle
>find living establishment
>???
I'd walk away and find out who he was.
Then patiently wait for an opportunity to catch him outside his house when his bodyguard is not present, stab him in the ass then proceed to rape the wound.
never met a man out body guard a bullet to the brain
I mace them both, beat the shit out of the guy then leg it before they can get my ID.
Is that a good counter-argument?
>>57301459
Money can buy power, but sometimes one of us 6'4, and money becomes irrelevant.
>>57301459
>Disprove his argument.
Punch him in the face, regardless of the repercussions.
I'd inform him that she's still sore after the sex change, and her HIV meds cause bruising. I'd then wink at the bodyguard and say he looked hot in the 'men only' club last week.
I would imagine that their reaction would be entertaining.
>>57301459
>Slapping a croatian girl
Gl w that m8,in like 15 minutes her entire family would show up locked and loaded,fucking croats man
>>57301925
^this mostly
your gf is due damages and should be compensated. Any thing his body guard did would also fall under scrutiny.
He really is untouchable to a certain extent physically.
Now if your waifu is going to leave you because you didn't act manly enough, well if it wasn't this time it would have been another time. Women are worthless
Ask him if his Black bodyguard can fuck my wife so I can raise proud Nubian Black Bulls.
>>57301459
She'd either pepper spray him or knee him in the balls. Get a better girlfriend.
>>57301459
zap stun his bg
once he is on the floor paralyzed, beat the living shit out of the rich guy
choke him until he is about to pass out
ask him if his money can stop me from killing him them stop and tell him that i stopped because i wanted to, and he is alive thanks to my compassion, therefore his life is below mine because i had it in my hands
also destroy his testicles with one foot stomp
>>57301459
I carry a gun on me, at all times, so he can fuck off. Thankfully I have a right to self defense and don't have to be a fucking pussy around faggots like the fictional man you've just described.
>>57301459
Punch him anyway.
Even if the body guard attacks me, seeing the assholes pride crumble would be worth it
>>57301459
>For you