Describe a typical day in your country.
>get shot
>>57297217
kek
>>57297148
>get beheaded
>be relevant
>get c.ucked
>get culturally enriched
>remember being great
>>57297148
>visit friend get offered tea
>visit other other friend offered tea
>Go to the pub
>They both by me a pint
>pee smells like hops and tea
>get worried that my pee smells
>worry about it
>don't go to see a doctor because I am afraid the NHS will kill me
prevent mass shooting with muh guns
>build a dike
do i really need to say anything here? :(
>wake up
>eat breakfast
>prep the bull before work for my wife
>leave to work
>come home just in time for dinner
>prep the bull again
>this time it's my daughters turn
>Jamal wants to make her pregnant
>I say yes with a smile on my face
>I get to watch
>sofuckinghard.jpg
>he cums inside of her and she screams
>I go back to my room
>finish jacking off there into a trash can
>go to bed
>get robbed by the government
>get robbed by niggers
>get raped
>shoot open the door to mcdonalds
>shoot the burger that I want on the menu
>pay with bullets
>shoot the pickles off the burger
>butthurt muslim shoots his way in
>get shot
>DUDE
>be blazed the fuck out
>>57297718
I wish you would.
>shitty politics
>shitty pilots
>>57298223
>claims to be American
>doesn't tip the cashier by shooting her
>Be me living in a rural area
>wake up
>go for a run every second day of the week
>have poached and beans and toast for breakfast and a cup of tea
>shower, have a fresh cup of tea in the shower with me sitting on a shelf.
>go to work, see zero black people or sand curries
>get to work, still zero black people and sand curries
>be a productive member of society seperate from black people and sand curries, and have several cups of tea
>finish work and go to the local pub with white co-workers, get fish and chips for dinner on Mondays and Fridays, roast chicken or beef every other night.
>speak to white friends on the phone, sometimes invite them over for food or a cup of tea
> Watch the news whilst drinking a cup of tea
>Read a book whilst drinking a cup of tea
>mfw all ive done today is be productive, enjoy my time with my white m8s, drink tea, and still haven't seen a single black person or sand curry.
Life is good lads.
>wake up
>nth false flag occures
>eat burgers
>wake up
>have cereal
>get stuck in traffic because BlackLivesMatter
>Get to work
>Get shot
>>57297217
/thread
>>57297148
>wake up and see how much dole money I have left
>go to meeting at the job centre
>afterwards buy six cans of Dutch Gold or maybe a bottle of buckfast
>spend the day getting wrecked
>shout at some random Paki lad for no reason
Such is life in Ireland.
>>57298458
nigger how much tea do you drink a day?
>>57297148
>wake up about 11
>spend a couple of hours getting up
>go to gym
>get back about 3, have a wank
>fuck around for a few hours
>dinner
>do work for a few hours
>aim to go to bed at 12
>completely overshoot, shitpost from 12 to about 4
>sleep until 11 or 12 the next day
>repeat
yes am student, this has been my life for the past few months.
>>57298636
Sounds like fun, lad.
>DUDE
>CURRENT YEAR
>>57298481
this. except im gonna buy a bunch of AR lowers tomorrow before they're all sold out. Guns are the new gold
>wake up
>make myself clean
>eat breakfast
>take a walk
>sit down here in front of the computer
>lunch and dinner
>sleep
please help me
>>57297148
>wake up
>gunfight on the way to work
>get to work
>workplace shooting
>fire a few rounds back on the way out to door for lunch
>get to McDonalds
>guy from the 80's comes in and starts shooting everyone
>duck out
>pick up kids from school
>luckily they lived today, 4th mass shooting in a few hours
>drive home
>stop with the kids to watch new batman
>get shot
>just a flesh wound, lost a 4th kid this month
>try to pick up retard brother from tard wrangler
>get shot
>get home
>no-knock raid meant for my neighbors
>shot at tacticools kicking in the door
>get shot
>go to jail
>private prison
>no food
>die
such is life in america
>>57297148
>wake up
>shag sheep
>surf /pol/ and laugh at rest of the world
>sleep peacefully
>>57299037
Where does the bull fit into all this?
>wake up at noon
>pee and wash face
>get poptart and cherry pepsi
>browse news, blogs and email
>take a shit and shower
>play video games
>eat dinner with parents
>watch world news and local news on tv
>watch cops reruns or seinfield reruns with dad until like 8
>feed and let dogs in the house since it's freezing outside now
>go back in room and browse /pol/, /sp/ and /vg/ until like 11
>watch netflix or a downloaded movie until like 1
>go to bed and play my vita or 3DS until I pass out
>repeat
>wake up
>be harsh with peaceful and white tourists
>spread my ass cheeks as I see a muslim taking my clay
>shitpost about WW2 on the internet
>eat my superior food
>sleep
How many hours do you spend on the computer, Anon? If you work, how many hours on the computer take up your spare time?
>get up at 01:00 pm
>study for 1 hour (free education)
>eat
>smoke weed with roomeis in luxury apartment
>meanwhile recieve full health care and student grants mean
>drink beer
>socialize with beautiful aryan women
>sometimes get lucky enough to fuck one of those
>go to sleep
>repeat
i´d die for this country
>go shopping
>shitpost irl
>go to the beach
>shitpost irl
>go to work
>shitpost irl
>go to gym
>shitpost irl
>go on the internet
>shitpost irl
>talk with family
>shitpost irl
>go to study course
>shitpost irl
>shitpost irl
>shitpost irl
p-please help.
>>57297148
>wake up
>eat
>work
>eat
>leave workplace super late
>eat
>get angry about everything and everyone
>eat
>ignore the corrupt right and left parties of my country
>eat and find ways to entretain myself
>sleep
>>57299380
>Drinking pepsi
Why are you drinking that shit, RC is the best soda.
>>57299380
haha lowlife murica fag
>>57297217
They say you're not truly an American until you've been shot at least once.
>>57297148
>your country
This country isn't mine, it belongs to Allah and Allah only. Masha'Allah brother.
>>57299253
What fucking bull?
>>57299507
I'm neet, so far too many hours.
>>57298636
potato american here, i wish my ancestors never left.
i'm tired of getting shot every time i go to walmart or Mc'D's
>>57299380
>get poptart and cherry pepsi
>80g of sugar for breakfast
jesus
> drink
>>57297148
Wake up
Eat
Go to work
Come back
Eat
Browse 4chan
Feel absolutely nothing except pain, tiredness, fear etc.
Go to sleep
>>57299671
it's like $8 for a 32 pack and the cherry masks the pepsi taste, RC cola doesn't taste good to me
if I don't drink soda I can't shit though, otherwise I'd drink something else
>>57299784
Unless that Swedish flag is a proxy, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
>>57299591
>eat eat eat
And that's why mexico is number one fat country in the world even beating America.
>>57299972
that much sugar for breakfast is the American way. As American as Sugar Pie.
>>57300037
I told you I don't know what fucking bull. I am so used to it so maybe it is me, or someone else.
>>57300305
Sven, stop lying.
You know exactly what bull.
>>57298358
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>>57298726
oh, this is a meme thread ;^)
>>57297148
>woken up by call to prayer
>feel something in my mouth
>pull out a tooth
>oh well, still got 18 left
>put the kettle on, turn on the tv
>make a toast sandwich for breakfast
>listen to the news, it tells me i'm a racist
>hear shouting outside and door is bashed down
>armed police swarm in, guy with baton starts beating me
>another cop tears all my kitchen cupboard doors off, pulls all the drawers out, empties it all on the floor
>oh fuck, he's found my steel cutlery
>finds a serrated knife as well
>"WELL WELL WELL THEN WHAT'S THIS, EH?"
>"YOU'RE GOING AWAY FOR A LONG TIME SONNY BOY"
>"no please, i didn't know it was steel, the package said it was plastic imitation steel!"
>the rozzers aren't buying it, they beat me some more
>dragged out of the house
>my neighbour, mohammed abdul ahmed aziz nadir has come outside and hears all the commotion
>"oy bruv what's all this racket eh?"
>the cops respectfully bow to him and tell him i've been arrested for possession of deadly implements of destruction without a level 4 permit
>he says that as a community minded individual he wishes to help
>the police are legally obligated to accept his aid
>he goes back into his house and comes back with a sword
>i am pushed into a kneeling position
>he screams "allahu akbar" and the last thing a hear is the nasheed coming from his house
such is life in the islamic caliphate of britainistan
>>57297148
>get up ( 8-14, depends)
>work
>shitpost
>work
>sjitpost
>work
>chitpost
>work
>have dinner
>internet
>masturbate
>shitpost
>sleep (2-6, depends)
>Wake up
>Eat burger
>Shower
>Eat post-shower burger
>Go to work
>Get shot on the way to work
>Don't go to hospital, just 9mm
>Eat burger at lunch break and at least two snack breaks
>Shoot someone on way home
>Stop at five guys for a burger to celebrate the second amendment
>Get shot again because you took the last of the peanuts
>Oh shit that was .45 need to go to the hospital
>Go to emergency room, get put on IV of liquefied burger
>Go bankrupt because my health insurance doesn't cover gunshot wounds (pre-existing conditions)
>Get shot by insurance company for failing to repay debts
>Die
>Burgers served at my wake
>Wake up
>Eat two burgers, around 18 pizza bagels.
>Use my automatic fleshlight to jack off
>Jack off for a few more hours, get dissapointed in small penis.
>Get up, go to work
>Traffic blocked because seventh shooting this week
>Turn up my patriotic radio station, listening to America's best tunes while eating two more backup burgers.
>Guy behind my starts honking his horn, get out and kindly ask him to stop by shooting his daughter.
>He stops, he's crying or something lmfao what a fucking pussy
>Go back to car, traffic starts to move
>Go to work, gunman comes in and starts shooting.
>Toss spare burgers at the gunman, because he is american, he stops shooting and eats the burgers off of the floor
>Sit on him, he dies.
>Go home
>Jack off
>Sleep, and repeat.
>>57300422
I am telling you I don't know what fucking bull! Do you not understand me?!
>wake up
>grab my .38
>load hollow points
>bless the bullets to kill kebabs with one shot
>another great day in TEXAS
>>57300537
>my neighbour, mohammed abdul ahmed aziz nadir has come outside and hears all the commotion
my sides
>wake up
>shit post all day
>go to work later in the afternoon (around 4)
>earn $32 an hour
>come home and repeat
>>57300815
forgot
>eat burger
in between wake up and grab my .38
>>57300889
Aussie dollars or Abbo dollars?
>>57300143
that was the point of the post
You find a shit ton of places to eat in this country a huge load of stands
>>57300682
>get out and kindly ask him to stop by shooting his daughter.
>>57301253
Fresh Aussie bucks m8
>Wake up in complete fear of the government
>Eat a Burger King burger for breakfast
>Shave with Gillette razor
>Shit in American Standard toilet
>Shower in Mexican manufactured shower
>Spend two hours on the highway in Toyota car
>Go to work for big corporation
>Eat a McDonalds burger for lunch
>Back to work for big corporation
>Eat a Wendy's burger for dinner
>Shoot brown people
>Get shot
>Go to hospital
>Have the bullet removed
>Sleep in hospital bed
>Repeat
Not much to it.
>wake up
>saddle up on me kangaroo
>dawn surf patrol at around 6
>kangaroo to school
>fuck around at school with me m8s
>dont do shit at school because everyones gonna be a tradie and just milking it out to year 12
>kangaroo home
>kill a giant spider in me bed with a knife
>wank in me bed
>cant cum
>realise ive been jerking a snake in my bed
>cut the fucker with me knife (dinner sorted) and finish me wank
>go out for a run
>some jacked up leb on the street starts following me
>"did you jus fukn look at me bro"
>i reply with "wot bruz"
>get bashed by him and his leb m8s
>go home
>cook me snake and eat it
>go to bed
>>57300809
Have you really never heard that term?
It's used all the time to poke fun at Swedes on /pol/
>>57297148
>wake up to sound of gunfire
>bald Eagles screeching above
>guys rolling tanks down the street
>most everyone outside, being full blown American
>cannons and fireworks now being lit off, celebrating another glorious morning in America
Thats an average morning. Would hate to get into what we do in the afternoon and evening around here.
>Wake Up
>Coffee
>Go to classes
>Head back home
>Browse /vp/ or /pol/
>Eat Dinner
>Study maybe
>Play Pokemon or Morrowind
>Browse the many different porn boards
>Jerk off
>Return to either /vp/ or /pol/
>Wander to other boards if bored
>Sleep
Normal weekday
>>57301672
Never heard about any bulls before, but what I was trying to say was that I don't know who is fucking the bull.
>wake up
>be poor
>hate on gypsies
>hate on bozgors
>trying to inform people romanians =/= gypsies
>not working
>hate on bozgors even more
>still be poor
>Wake up next to perfect 10/10 wife
>Go out to kitchen and eat oatmeal
>Bicycle and public transit to work for exercise and saving money.
>Get paper cuts from state throwing money at public transport
>Walk around with with my entire life savings on me because of non-existent crime
>Get paper cuts from state throwing money at all the old people walking around in this crime free utopia
>Go to high-wage job
>Get paper cuts from the salary
>Half of it is swiftly taken by the state
>Get a text from son, currently studying at a university while the state throw money at him
>He complains that it is causing paper cuts, making him go to the doctor for free
>On my way home, go to daily treatment of paper cuts at doctor
>Immediately after he patched me up he threw more money at me causing even more cuts
>fml
>Go back home
>Sit in comfortable chair and take a deep breath
>Hygge
>>57298358
tob jej
>>57297217
came to the thread for this, wasn't disappointed
>>57297148
>go to work
>get shot
>go to store
>get shot
>go to restaurant
>get shot
>go to movies
>get shot
>go get shot
>get shot
>>57300537
This shit has me in stitches. I'm laughing my ass off at his whole thread. Everything is just so exaggerated it can't ever be true so that's why it's funny... Right?
>>57297148
>wake up
>go to work
>remember I'm unemployed
>it's 13 pm anyway
>go to the park to meet good-for-nothing friends
>drink beer
>eat something at mcmanolo's
>go back to the park
>drink some more beer
>play guitar and drums
>smoke a few joints
>chat about politics, the world and life
>play some more while some cute girl sings
>wake up and realize it was all dream
>have to go to work a boring job, yet again
>fuck my life
>mämmi
>sauna
>viina
>pystykorva
>perheväkivalta
>mämmi
>>57298636
Sounds like fun desu. It's more or less the same
>Wake up and blaze
>work
>on lunch break shit post on /b/
>>57297148
>wake up
>browse 4chan for 2-3 hours
>guzzle 12 cops of coffee to stay conscious
>play video for 2-3 hours
>over eat
>go back to bed
>wake up
>repeat
>Wake up
>go through normal day
>nothing happens
>nothing ever fucking happens
>no riots, no mass shootings, no happenings
>fuck sheep
>put shrimp on the barbie for dinner
>go to sleep
>>57297148
>wake up
>get ready for work
>go to work
>work
>sleep
>work
>not many chances to socialize because all my friends work or are in school so they can get better work
>only go out on my own accord to shop for food
>bring gun because lots of spics and don't wanna be a statistic
>work
>go shooting on my days off if I don't get called into work
>>57298636
Left out the exciting part of running the pikey gauntlet on the way to the dole office/off licence/home.
>Wake up
>Go to work
>Say hello to Romanian co-worker
>Say hello to African co-worker
>Say hello to African co-worker's son
>Say hello to Romanian co-worker
>Say hello to Romanian co-worker
>Say hello to Romanian co-worker
>Say hello to Russian co-worker
(Russian co-worker looks like a porn star, so iz cool da)
>Say hello to Latvian co-worker
>Say hello to Romanian co-worker
>>57297605
If Trump can make America Great Again europe will follow suit
>>57304046
Worst of all
>get told I have to work so much because I don't work hard enough by boomers and internet toughguys
Fact of the matter is fuck a 40 hour workweek. That's a large majority of your waking hours for the majority of years in your life. Yet what will we have to show for it? How do you not feel like a fucking slave?
>Wake up
>wake me up inside
>can't wake up
>masturbate
>oats
>squats
>/pol/
>food, cardio/lift
>/pol/
>/pol/
>go shopping or walk to sc0pe a$$/potential race saver
>/pol/
>/pol/
>it's time to stop posting
>sleep time
>wake up
>go to work
>come home
>browse 4chan
>sleep
>Porridge.
>Feel dissent toward dead-eyed white people and screaming muslim girls on train.
>Read Metro and chans.
>'Cheers', 'sorry', 'oop', 'ta'.
>Delayed train home.
>Sikh man's huge husky shit on shoe.
>Pie.
>Broken promises.
>>57297148
>Wake up around 12-3
>turn on computer
>go downstairs to freshen up while computer loads
>brush teeth, splash face
>barely look in the mirror as I'm tired of my own reflection
>make tea
>might eat cereal but not always
>go on comp for 15+ hours till bedtime
>ignore my own existence
>repeat
>pic very related
>start the day with 7am shitposting in bed
>0730 breakfast, shitposting while eating
>0800 shit, shower, shitpost
>0830 arrive in my office; fire up /pol/ and proceed to shitpost
>from now until the end of my workday, I make rash decisions based on how much I'm laughing from a ylyl or how angry I am due to an SJW rage thread, shitposting sporadically
>1730 arrive back in my dwelling, eat dinner, shitpost
>1800-2200, watch conspiracy documentaries or chimpout coverage with based /Kinsey/, while of course, shitposting
>wake up
>keep lying in the bed because I am jobless for the first time since I quitted
>still shower and change my clothes and stuff
>coffee
>play vidya, work on my projects, browse 4chan
>go to city buy food or go to a restaurant
>watch movies/series and/or browse 4chan
>sleep
>>57297148
>Walk to store
>Get shot
>Take car in for repairs
>Get shot
>Buy gun
>Get shot
>Get shot
>Get shot
>Wake up, no found so spend $10 on breakfast at Starbucks which probably contained 250 calories tops.
>Drive to work, at least no traffic because welfare/minimum wage shits aren't awake. 10 minute drive.
>Tornado sirens go off. Briefly wonder if it's a tornado or if Putin has finally pushed the button.
>Drive home, 10 minute drive takes 1.5 hours due to construction, accidents, and fat fucking land whale in a motor scooter going 5 mph down the street and effectively closing a lane.
>Turn on TV, there is another mass shooting.
>wake up
>grab a mouse and post another fake up
>hide the source to trick anon to shake up
>leave the IDs out on the table
>go create another fable
>because I wanted to
>>57297148
>>57297148
Go work speak to polish guys. Go pub later with them. Have few beers and a bomb of whizz get called kurwa a lot. Go home look on this site, wind neighbour up by putting his gnomes in sexual positions again. Kek as he thinks it's the other neighbours. Ready for bed.
>>57298458
How often do you need to take a piss?
>>57299686
>niggers are the most patriotic of all americans
![06652e6e64b6a7ce69f12dc8ede2e99f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Sy4ULKP.jpg "06652e6e64b6a7ce69f12dc8ede2e99f[1].jpg")
>wake up for breakfast
>go for morning stroll
>suddenly accosted by bush maoris
>"bro got some zig zaggy papers?"
>tell them to politely fuck off
>back in time for second breakfast
>have consensual sex in the missionary position with my sheep maiden waif
>brunch then lunch afterwards
>shitposting on /pol/ until afternoon tea
>watch the all blacks win another game
>Go visit the local wizard for some 'pipe weed'
>Proceed to sit on my porch smoking and waving to passers by until dinner
>>57299996
> Feel absolutely nothing except pain, tiredness, fear etc.
Why ? You are the based Poland, you are the chosen one, you are the savior of the white race.
>woken up by call to prayer
>open the Mecca marker app
>pray
>want to go to the pub
>I don't think bloody shariah allows it
such is life in birmingham
>>57297148
>go to elementary school
>get shot
>go to middle school
>get shot
>go to high school
>get shot
>join army
>fuck irl lolis
worth it desu senpai
>>57297217
It's the American way
>>57297148
>Wake up
>Prep daughter for Muslim hordes
>Pay TV license
>Apply to gov.uk for permit to use knife to make breakfast
>Let Tyrone in for my wife
>Drop my daughter off with Muslim hordes
>Work 10 hours for a bag of fish n chips
>Get the fish taken by tax man
>Get mugged for my chips by "youths"
>Pick daughter up from Muslim hordes
>Drive Tyrone home
>Watch whatever my wife wants to watch on my licensed TV
>Go to bed
>live in normal area of a town
>nice people, polite, a few dutch families
>walk to work
>have to pass through some gypsy ghetto or else I will be late
>see 4th world shit down the street
>gypsy kids look at me
>insult me, say things about my mom
>if I say something back, their retarded father would call me racist, call police and lie that I want to hit his little creatures, burn my house down with their entire clan
>arrive at work
>12 hours later come home
>get in bed
>waiting for my life to end
>repeat
>mae
>>57298639
You know how many bottles of coke you drink in a day?
That much tea
>wake up
>spend German money
>sleep
>>57307894
Sometimes I make a pot for myself.
I usually get about five cups out of it
Usually feel pretty sick by the last one but I need to drink it quick before it all goes cold.
Don't do tea cosies because I'm not a geriatric or a faggot.
>wake up
>drive in traffic
>get shot
>>57297148
>hearing a friend got assaulted for being in a sdu documentary on svtplay
>he was at one of the events and passed the camera sayong "sdu" and making a handgesture signaling perfection.
>>57297148
>Describe a typical day in your country.
>get served by a tranny at starbucks
>they fuck up the order and
>cant even operate the cash register
true story, happened today
>>57297857
>>prep the bull before work for my wife
wtf is prep the bull
is that some swedefag shit?
>>57298458
>Life is good lads.
meanwhile all the white women are fucking jamal
enjoy your brokeback paradise m8
>>57299529
>i´d die for this country
> Denmark goes broke
> errything is shitty now
> mericas fault
> jews fault
>>57297148
Typical day? Naturally, it would be wet.
The radio would yell something along the lines of how great that no one has crashed their car yet.
The countryside would be green, while the cities are filled with smug. And forgetting to mention complaints of government being used in casual conversation. Such is life in the land of green.
>going to Timmies
>hold door open for someone
>person infront of me was holding the next door open for me
>they had to wait like 10 seconds holding the door for me
>I say sorry
>they say sorry
>I say no I'm sorry
>buy my coffee from a Muslim woman at the cash
>they screw up my order
>I don't say anything because I don't want to be rude
>make eye contact with another dude
>s-sorry
>sorry..
>go to class
>Current Year 101
>class discussion on whether Trudeau is the best prime minister we've ever had, or the most handsome prime minister we've ever had
>"why not both?" I tentatively suggest
>teacher says sorry for not suggesting that from the beginning
>I say sorry for belittling him infront of the class
>class says they're sorry that we're sorry
>go home
>start working on my "refugees welcome" placard
>>57298639
tea is fucking good m8
>>57300537
Communism.
>wake up
>eat burger
>go to school
>shoot school
>eat dead kids burgers
>Price of freedoms
>go to store
>shoot store
>eat their burgers
>price of freedom
>go to restaurant
>order burger
>bun is half a quarter inch foot mile off
>order 9 burgers to compensate
>order diet coke to stay healthy
>diet coke has no ice
>shoot restaurant
>give waiter extra bullets as tip
>price of freedom
>on way home in 100 hp V8 CHEVROFORD Durango (Manufactured in China)
>gay transgender polysexual liberal mexican nig nog muslim russian jap jew tries to take my burger
>out of bullets
>oh fug
>price of freedom
>police come on accusation of racism rape
>proudly shout the name of America
>get shot
Such is life in Glorious America
>wake up
>weed
>jog
>go to the beach
>get shot
>>57314998
>get shot
We know you want to be American but stop trying so hard
>>57314412
Bergele :-DDD
>implying anyone on /pol/ does anything else besides wake up and start shitposting
>>57315555
Dem guads :DDD
>Wake up at 5am
>Go to work underground at mine by 6am.
>Come back up at 6pm.
>Be taxed 47 cents for every dollar I earn.
>Such is life as an underground Miner.
$78,000 in tax alone last year nig nogs. Beat that.
My $78K goes towards muslims, refugees and imaginary wars.
> Wake up
> Take the bus to work
> Be a productive normie in my productive normie job
> No wait, I mean BANTZ
> B A N T Z
> A
> N
> Tea
> Z
> Go to the pub with the lads after work
> Bantz
> Take the bus home
> Eat fish & chips
> Tea
> Vidya and shitpost
> God save the queen
>>57315555
>>57315946
Nice bestposting sven
>>57299671
Any RC experts know where I could purchase RC in the Delaware Valley specifically?- I'm just curious.
>>57310800
>is this some swedefag shit?
Yes
>>57310800
>wtf is prep the bull
I don't know how you can be on /pol/ without knowing this.
Please, lurk more.
> is that some swedefag shit?
It's kek shit. Sweden is just the #1 practitioner of kekoldry
>>57315152
nah, I just live in a really shitty place senpai
>>57316223
Canada will always be England's right hand waifu
>wake up
>push sheep out of the bed
>ride kangaroo to centrelink
>collect dole money
>get stabbed by abbos on my way out, lose half of dole money
>ride kangaroo to bottle shop
>buy fosters beer for AUD $85 a case ($4.50 US)
>ride kangaroo to the beach
>get stabbed by lebos at the beach
>stop the boats while wrestling crocodiles and being bitten by sharks
>ride kangaroo home
>take sheep to bed
>do it all again tomorrow
>>57317170
The only way we get to oppress the French any more is vicariously, through Canada's fuckery with Quebec.
Keep that shit up, it reminds us of simpler, happier days around the turn of the 19th century.
>>57297148
>wake up hungover
>have tinny to ease my pain
>rock up to work 10 minutes late, still first one there
>sort my day out, shooting the shit with a bunch of moronic coworkers
>Nother tinny or three
>Do my day mildly sloshed, nearly get killed multiple times
>Finish, go home to more beer
>drink until i pass out
Another day in the life of an Australian Postie
>>57317776
>>57318113
>>57297148
>be me
>be happy, normal, intelligent, not effeminate and have a natural harmonious physique
>go into the street
>people are unhappy, strange, stupid, faggotic and have a superficial physique
>people are afraid and jealous of me, see me like an alien just because I am normal
>2015
mfw
>>57298639
Amerikeks just don't get it
>>57297148
>wake up
>shitpost on /pol/
>australia get's blamed
>tfw
>mass shooting
Niggers asking for moneyl
>>57297148
>remember the time when you were less desperate
>get shot
Get butt fucked by a tranny
>>57297148
>Wake up
>Have Breakfast
>Commute to University.
>Classes there.
>Eat there.
>Have a coffe and maybe study with colleagues there.
>Time for part time job.
>4 hours of pure shit.
>When job is over, I would either come home and eat dinner with GF, or get souvlaki with guys at work or something.
>Play videogames.
>Sleep.
>Repeat.
>>57321431
How much do you need?
