What's a /pol/ approved career for someone who just got kicked out of college?
>>57290234
sauce on that photo senpai
>>57290234
NEET
>not being NEET
>>57290234
Go get a CDL-A. Working within a month, followed by 2 years of utter shit, followed by a decent career making $50-70k.
>>57290234
Electrician.
We need handycraft people after the Happening.
Electricians, builders, engineers, architects, plumbers, survivalists, farmers, mechanics etc.
>>57290344
Couldn't say, got it off a huge torrent
>>57290576
Thanks, anon. Electrician is the most likely thing I'll do. Know the first steps in getting into this off the top of your head?
>>57290580
Dump it.
>>57290234
Why were you kicked out? Academic probation?
>>57290664
Don't it's shit work tbqh I myself drive and operate a concrete pump truck shit is cash mayne get your CDL and jobs will come to you
>>57290234
pick up artist
>>57290664
Don't know the system in the US. Here you can apply for a "Vocational program" and pick electrician as a career.
I'm assuming there must be some sort of "degree" you can get somehow because I'm pretty sure you need to be licensed to practice electrics.
>>57290664
Online certs.
>>57290234
I see stretch marks
7/10
>>57290234
Hooker.
>>57290664
Where do you live? specifically which state
>>57290234
I quit college after one week hehe. Started working in a warehouse, made my way up and ended shortly after. Now I work as a CNC programmer/machinist and like the job.
>>57290234
Yuck, hairy arms and manhands. Fuck you OP i hope you choke to death on your morning cheeseburger.
>>57290234
Self-employed plumber.
>Work when you want to.
>Get paid stupidely highly, even more when you factor the limited efforts you have to put in.
>Dont have to deal with office bullshit.
>Pretty much guaranteed employment forever.
I almost wish I did that rather than a comp sci master.
>>57290234
Contracting is a good business, pays well for hard work.
About as honest as it gets.
I got kicked out of university and kicked out of the military for punching an officer in the face.
Life is good man.
Learn some kind of trade, save all of your money and then start a business, fuck working for other people man.
>>57290234
I dropped out of uni doing electronic engineering after 2 years and just went into IT as a systems administrator, now I'm head of IT, good career path if you're not an idiot.
Plumbing/Gas Engineer here only 19 am i good pol?
Lineman.
Absolutely goat job. Good money, dank benifits, great job security and red pilled coworkers.
Real Estate Agent. Shit is so easy.
>do psychology
>90% insecure, vulnerable bitches
>hardly any males so you stand out
>most of it is easy as fuck, just need a good memory
>super diverse, can literally go into any field/job after (medicine, police, teaching, politics, marketing, business, anything with people)
>or do something related to psychology (therapist, neuroscientist, educational psychologist, clinical psychologist, occupational psychologist etc.)
if you're not an idiot, you will stand out ahead of everyone else because loads of fags just do it because of muh feelings and can't actually hack the statistics/methodology parts which can get bretty heavy at times
i graduated in my sleep after spending most of the year fucking bitches and getting over hangovers, i now get paid £50,000 a year working in Human Resources (shit is so cash). If there's an easier, comfier job then I don't know about it.
>inb4 not a real science
literally don't give a shit m8, it's a complicated science and the alternative to psychology is to give up and just say "oh well, whatever happens, happens no point in trying to understand any of it" which is pretty fucking stupid
Stealing from jewish owned businesses
>>57290234
Learn a trade
farmer. actually create something instead of pushing papers
>>57290234
who is this semen demon
Military, pick a job related to a trade you want to pursue. Once you get out you can either continue on with the trade you learned or use GI Bill to try college again.
>>57295755
Lena Dunham
Truck Driver. Good Money but the smallest mistake and you die, ruin your career or get sued.
>>57291701
utah
>>57292378
Lol I got kicked out of a comp sci undergrad program..
>>57292378
Enseigne moi, maître
>>57290752
Academic fraud
>>57290234
NEET is your best bet
>>57290234
Fluffer. You get on your hands and knees and suck dicks. Because if you can't graduate college, that's all your ever be to college grads. A worthless dick sucker.
>>57297933
Enter Politics.
>>57295641
10/10 shop heh.
Still, she's a qt.
More?
Trades are for rednecks who rarely shower and have zero morals
>>57299345
>>57299619
gr8 b8 m8
I am bitchboy of one rich man. 20yo so far, he already bought me summer house in France and Porsche Carrera. Also he gives me 20,000 $ a month.
>>57299619
That's what white collar jobs are for.
>>57290234
Go to another college?
>>57295293
good story bro
>>57298828
how do that?
are you?
Shipbroker.
It's like old fashioned stockbroking without the glamour. The money is insane, but so is the stress.
>Customer A has a ship
>Customer B needs a ship to get his oil/gas/goods to another location
>You're the middleman
Easy as that. $287,000 a year at the age of 25. Getting out before I'm 35. I have enough knowledge to understand that I won't be able to keep up without resorting to cocaine, having a heart attack or both.
>>57302332
Damn. How do you get started?
bump for interest
>>57290234
kicked out, or failed out?
>>57303914
Kicked out. Have a 4.0 actually..
>>57302876
Know someone. And if you don't, do what I did. Find out where they're located and hang out at the closest bar every friday night.
Our turnover rate must be pretty close to what McDonalds have. We have a ton of people who just finished their studies and are looking for that easy money. 3-4 weeks in they have a mental breakdown and call in sick. And we go on to the next.
I'd say about 40-50% actually manage to stick around for more than a year. If you have a life outside work, this is not for you.
>>57302332
You work with a lot of Greeks?
>>57304813
Hook me up anon! I know you, right? ;)
>>57290560
>Google creating Driverless cars
>Become a driver
Moron.
>>57290234
Become a welder
>>57292378
>comp sci
>france
I know that feel bro
Science, math, or engineering
>>57305705
Also have an underwater welding specialty.
What did you do as fraud?
>>57301501
seconding this.
>>57306157
>What did you do as fraud?
Here goes..
>be me
>4.0 CS major
>good social life
>decent looking guy
>love computer security
>make a self replicating keylogger
>deploy it on one lab computer at uni
>spreads to other computers
>within a week i have a shit ton of data
>have TAs password
>out too late partying to study for an exam
>fail the exam
>use TAs password to change my grade
Here I am.
>>57290234
Get an apprenticeship with one of the unions of the building trades. Pay starts at ~50k and tops out at ~90k. You get a pension, annuity, vacation fund, 401k, IRA, medical, dental, vision - all on top of your hourly rate/salary.
>Laborer
>Carpenter
>Plumber/Pipefitter
>Electrician
>Bricklayer
>Iron Worker
>Insulator
>Painter
>>57290234
tell fraud story OP...
in return i will give you the ultimate life advice
>>57290580
White girls only or selfie sluts of all races?
>>57306940
White girls. Few nogs but I deleted them
>>57307133
Got a url? Or torrent name?
>>57307400
the corrupted selfies. enjoy anon
>>57306730
>contact a friend that is not in the state
>make him change 5 grades
>>57290234
Any skilled trade or auto repair/restoration are good jobs to have. You can find work anywhere in the country, you save money by doing your own home/auto repairs, and there is always work available for these types of jobs.
>>57307744
>the corrupted selfies
Thanks, I need more pictures for my #WhiteGirlsAreMagic Twitter spamming.
>>57307996
Any career advice while you're in here?
NEET.
Bankrupt the modern feminist state.
>>57308112
Stay frosty anon.. Also >>57308235, this way women can't get anything out of you.
>>57295982
>Military
pretty much this, except I am not sure that the rest of /pol/ approves of it because muh welfare
I am an officer and I can tell you that most guys in the military are pretty cool people. Not always the smartest, but its a good group and you can learn some shit and save money if you arent retarded. Fuck all the women though, they are worse than useless
>>57308680
I'm taking meds for ADD. This DQ's me, right?
Air force. I'm serious
I quit college after 2 years and am now getting the job I wanted in the AF (linguist)
>>57290234
>selfie(5120).jpg
Prostitution. If that really is your selfie.
Sex work pays an average of $300 an hour (I'm not kidding, look it up). If you're beautiful, which you are, you can make MUCH MUCH MUCH more.
Wealthy older men pay through the nose for girls like you. Much of the time they don't even want sex. Just attention, a candlelight dinner, and snuggling next to the fireplace. You'll be raking in tens of thousands of dollars a week doing the easiest job in the world.
Beauty pays
>>57309186
pic not related
>>57290234
Yeah same boat OP
>In college studying EE
>Mix up happens when I am advised to take African studies so I am considered full time
>Wrong class so I lost whatever financial aid I received that semester(I didn't find out until a full year later)
>Lose 4000$ because of this fuck up
>Struggled to get the extra cash to pay it off an continue taking classes
>this fucks me up and I get straight D across the board last semester
>Enter Academic probation (.1 under requirement)
>Have to bring my gpa up for atleast one semester to aid back
At this point I was fully screwed but my parents kept telling me "You have to go to college". But offer no real support
>End up taking one class, just have to make sure I get a 2.25 or higher gpa
>Owe the school 2000$ this semester and If I can't pay it they send me to collections(interest rates are high as fuck, adding a new principle to base could start at 2700$ off the bat)
>Look for a job since august
>finally start working after numerous applications, in November
>big box toy store is giving me less than 13 hours a week sometimes even less than that
>School is going to send me to collections by the end of the semester
>95.14$ in my account and to my name
>payment plan wants 500$ starting
>Job is seasonal so on the 24th I am getting fired
>Hardmode no car or drivers license
I am so fucking stressed and I can't do anything about it. Applied to UPS and they haven't gotten back to me yet. I already have a job and trying to get another one.
I am so beyond fucked, I wish we had assisted suicide. And the worse part is it was all going so well until they retroactively took 4000$ gave it back to the state and started hounding me for money. I didn't even fail a class outright.
Just fuck my shit up f.a.m, just fuck my shit up
>>57290234
>kicked out of college?
Why?
>>57290234
Military
>>57290234
Cukc star. Everyone on this board seems to be obsessed with blacks, so i'm willing to bet everyone will agree with this.
>>57313514
>I wish we had assisted suicide
I was thinking the same thing last week. Hang in there anon.
>>57306730
That's a pretty kickass way to get kicked out of college though.
>>57314178
Yeah, I feel like a complete badass tb.h
>>57313867
How did they catch you?
>>57314305
Our grading system had logs. I guess the professor checked them carefully. My prof saw my exam score go from an F to an A-
>>57314431
>not changing everyone's grade to A
>not using 7 proxies
Amateur hour Iad
>>57315055
I used proxychains, but that had nothing to do with it. They couldn't (and can't) trace it back to me, but they don't care
>>57313514
nvm you got academic fraud
Freaking CS dudes should just set up a hacking ring and breeze through school like mother fuckers. If a bunch of grades get changed it would be harder to pinpoint.
>>57314005
>Parents keep telling me not to join military unless going in as officer
>Always wanted to operate drones
>Halfway (47% to be exact) through degree
>Would get an extra 20k for having a 4 year
On the bright side if I joined today with all my credits I would immediately be a E1C (few hundred dollars extra). But my family doesn't like the idea. (plus I am not super /fit/)
>>57314175
Its extremely stressful especially with how shitty the economy is. And I can't focus on homework or anything for that matter, so i doesn't help
>mom:"you know if you don't go to college you will be flipping hamburgers"
I kept trying to explain to her even if my gpa comes back up, without the 2k I will be flipping hamburgers. They won't let me sign up for classes until they get their money.
OP if you are looking for extra cash you should sell all that info to another guy in your major, or multiple. They are going to update their shit sooner or later. A lot of other desperate people doing it at the same time could really do some damage.
>>57315368
Prove your innocence
And depending on how long ago this happened, changing several grades (some up some down) could put them off your tail.
>>57304143
What for?
>>57300570
W2C rich sugar daddy
honest answer: mobile developer and maybe software dev in general
will take like four weeks to learn everything you need to know to make a github and get hired. simple as fuck
40-50k starting depending on how well you interview
>>57315701
I plan on going in as an officer. Trying to at least. I have my degree.
>>57304813
>>57302332
would you recommend going for the certs from the ICS? What kind of degrees are they looking for? Also would getting a relevant internship be helpful?
>>57292812
Did the same. Did my work placement year for uni and then just stayed on and never went back.
