>His country didn't fight in the crusades
Explain yourselves
>>57283360
Sorry, mine didn't exist yet. But when the 10th Crusade starts, I'll be there.
>>57283360
Bruh we didn't even exist yet, b-but we'll be there next time, we promise!!!
But we did.
>>57283360
My country (venice) supplied ships and was the only one that helped the pope in later crusades.
>>57283360
Because you tried to pillage our land. It was always a lot more about looting and killing than anything else. Which is fine when you're not doing it to us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0zudTQelzI
Pip pip cheerio.
>>57283542
Do you mind If I hitch a ride with you? I'll bring my own gear too.
>>57283360
Good job angloscum, I'm sure your neighbor mohammed appreciates your forefathers work.
Fucking disgustin subhuman monkeys
>>57283360
Crusades accomplished nothing at all and actually made the Orthodox states weaker making Islam's conquest easier.
Do we count Papa Britannia?
gotta love how psychopolitical web botting turned /pol/ from a bastion of hypercontrarianism to Stormfront 2.0
>>57283360
>You will never go back in time to witness King Afonso and the Crusaders walk into Lisbon after the Moors surrendered it
>>57285338
Sure thing. There's room for two, here.
>>57283360
We weren't even a glint in your eye, old man.
>>57285826
I actually really fucking don't love it.
Threads that are directed towards "/pol/" or the like should be permabanned instantly but nobody gives a shit nowadays. shit like
"Explain yourselves" or "POL BTFO" or LEL POL EXPLAINS THIS WAIT U CANT CHECKM8 FAGS
Fuck this gay site.
>>57285577
That wasn't the end of the West shitting on Orthodoxy. Apparently, we're scum worse than the Turks and deserved everything. It's your turn to get invaded.
>>57283360
We tried untill you went all "Christ Killers" on us and forced us to side with the Muslims
>>57285577
The first crusade saved the byzantine empire.
Fifth Crusade best day of my life
>get excommunicated for killing Anglos
>decide to join the fight for Jerusalem
>sail around Spain aiming for Egypt
>halfway there, Portugal needs help with their Moor infestation
>capture 2 cities and purge like a madman
>Pope has to remind him that Egypt's on the other side of the Mediterranean
>oh right
>join the fray, siege down some Egyptian shitholes
>Pope goes full retard and declines a peace offer for Jerusalem
>head back home
>>57283360
But we did anon, we even started the whole thing
>>57284234
>only one that helped the pope in later crusades.
Like the 4th crusade?
>>57283360
>Crusades
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_Crusade
Never Forget
And we had Breiviks mini-crusade
>>57283360
Crusades fucked up whole Byzantine Empire. Thanks to Crusades, they got invaded by hordes of shitskins. Fucking, retarded Catholics.
>>57286900
What are you talking about? Genuinely curious.
>>57287788
We could go ahead and unsave you from the kebab in the First Crusade, if you want.
