who would win in a fight Muhammad or Jesus Christ of Nazareth?
>>57263833
Ante Pavelic
Muhammad since he was a wrestler
Wrestling and swimming is sunnah in pisslam
>>57263833
Implying God wouldn't gift Muhammad with an immaculate conception and he'd have to fight while craving pickles and having a sore back.
>>57263833
Does Jesus have prep time? He could build some weapons and shit with his skills
>>57263833
Do we assume that Jesus has miracle powers? Then he could win; Muhammad isn't supposed to have any. Otherwise Mo would, the guy was a warrior while Jesus was a hippie.
They're best friends so they wouldn't fight. If they did, Muhammad would win and Jesus would lose on purpose to prove a point about how innocent and opressed he is. So Jesus would win the ideological fight
>>57263833
A regarded question posed by atheists and is not even worth considering.
Also, it's absolute /b/ tier.
Muhammad would be too busy checking out little boys while Jesus' sword slices his head off of his body.
>>57263833
>kiddie fucker vs irl respawn man
I can't believe you fuckers are even debating this, let alone declaring the muHAMmed (piss be upon him) the winner.
get real niggers, jesus wins by a long shot
>>57263833
Muhammed wouldn't fight Jesus; Jesus is a holy prophet in Islam.
But if they did, Jesus would get rekt. Even if Jesus had magic powers, he wouldn't use them...remember the garden and the betrayal. He wouldn't even fight Romans.
Muhammed actually killed.
Kevin Sorbo
Jesus would turn the other cheek and get his ass beat because he's a little bitch.
>>57264062
so simple, yet so deep
>>57264496
Would you fight if your dad was God and would smite anyone that fucked with you in the most vicious way? I'd take a punch just to see Muhammad's asshole spontaneously prolapse.
>>57263833
Were the the two of them to meet on the street one day...
Mohammad would first try to convince him that he is God's only prophet. He would say "I come in peace." When Jesus laughed at this, Mohammad grow insulted, and screaming "Convert or Die!", he would quickly pull out a gun and shoot Jesus.
Jesus would die.
Muhammad would get bored, look for another little girl to rape.
Jesus would be resurrected and go on his merry way.
>>57263833
So a experienced warrior who led armies and conquered multiple towns against some pussy with shit magical powers?
Mohammed stomps.
>>57264604
>Would you fight if your dad was God and would smite anyone that fucked with you in the most vicious way?
yeah god sure smited those jews....
hes sure smiting those muslims..
>>57264062
>Jesus would lose on purpose to prove a point about how innocent and opressed he is. So Jesus would win the ideological fight
Works every time.
This thread has triggered me.
>>57264678
So Mohammed the child rapist would win? How do you win when you kill yourself for 72 virgins?
Jesus would pimp hand that bitch through a mountain. DBZ style
>>57264728
>THE SIX MILLION!!!
Next ?
>epileptic kiddiefiddler against literally God
gee I wonder who would win
All Jesus would need to do is conjure up a slice of ham and wave it around.
>>57264966
I don't think that would be kosher. Does the cut-out of using telekinesis make it ok?
>>57264963
that never happened you retard
>>57263833
Jesus would probably spread the other cheeks for him.
>>57264966
>trained martial artist or pacifist
gee I wonder who would win
>>57264038
Well the Jews don't have the greatest track record of fighting Muslims, you know, without lots of other people's money and help.
If all aid and support for isreal was gone, there wouldn't be an Isreal anymore. Maybe they could nuke the Muzzies on their way out.
>>57265120
fine maybe I should clarify it more
>trained martial artist against an immortal, infinitely respawning God
Also, being a pacifist doesn't mean he has to let himself get hurt. He's God, he can just make it impossible for Muhammad to touch him or injure him.
This topic makes the "who would win?" threads on /a/ look intelligent.
Jesus could also turn Muhammad's blood into wine which would kill him and simultaneously deny him paradise due to breaking Shariah law.
BRUTAL JESUS.
>>57265385
kek
>>57265364
If he was so powerful why did he die?
Jesus was 6'1
Mohamed was 5'6
>>57265585
Because he chose to
>>57265715
why?
>>57265743
To help us realize how much he loves us
>>57263833
Muslim Mohammad vs Christian Jesus:
Both have miracles. But Christian Jesus is God, while Muslim Mohammad is still a man.
Muslim Mohammad vs Muslim Jesus:
Muslim Jesus is supposed to come at the end of times and literally slaughter the muslim-antichrist with a giant sword. Muslim Jesus wins.
Christian Mohammad vs Christian Jesus:
Christian Mohammad is a sad dupe tricked by the Devil as an angel of light. Smited.
Christian Mohammad vs Muslim Jesus:
See above.
Jesus wins, 4 out of 4. Christianity is true.
>>57265831
Sick logic.
>>57265385
Hearty kek
>>57263833
Muhamad = plundering pillaging merchant
Jesus = Hippie carpenter phylosopher
What is Jesus gonna do? Hit Muhamad over the head with a cross?
Also both are sand niggers tho Jesus is of the Greek influenced kinds so he was salvageable but the pedo merchant needs to be eradicated along with his fucking heritage.
>>57263833
lel jesus would fry muhamMAD with his lighting shot from his hands
>>57265586
>Jesus was 6'1
proof that if you're masterrace you can literally wander stoned all day and say shit like "dude im god lmao" and people will take you seriously.
Mohamanlet on the other hand had to fight all his life to get other manlets to follow him.
>>57263833
If Mr. M would use good old tactic - C4 around waste and blowing himself up together with the target would that be considered a draw?
>>57265891
So that we could be forgiven for our sins.
