You wake up tomorrow morning brown skinned and Muslim living somewhere in Afghanistan.
Whats the first thing you do?
>>57261444
Kill myself.
>>57261444
Shitpost on /pol/
Rape underage lolis and
transsexuals
Bacha bazi
Fuck my sister
Go jihad
>>57261444
eh, could be worst.
>>57261444
Point to Mecca and ass up head down? Prepare for Mohameds rear entry into my life?
Amidoinitrite?
>>57261461
It's the only way.
>Claim to be Syrian
>Go to Germany
>Live as a first class citizen until Germany crumbles because MUH PC
>Move to another occidental country and repeat until the whole world's messed up
>Live happily in the new Caliphate.
I'd probably mount my favorite goat.
flee from team aqua and start my very own adventure with the goal to catch them all.
Well look who came out of his cave!
>>57261444
Hope my arabic is good.
Go to Sweden and go on welfare
Cross the mighty sea with my brethren to fuck Germany's shit up
>>57261444
Wonder why there is a Kazak flag in every thread that I go to
>>57261595
>>57261528
Can always be born white in petah tikva
>>57261444
Take over the country.
Or
Call everyone racist and collect guilt money while shamelessly hitting on white girls on instagram on other side of the planet.
>>57261444
Praise Allah that my dad isn't going to commit suicide by cop within the hour.
But for real though, the right people have been informed.
>>57261595
>>57261598
it's funny because you two niggers are good examples.
>>57261444
What would I do?
If I'm influencial, i'd make an Islamic revolution, and modernise it.
>remove burka
>remove sharia
>wipe out many extremist things from quoran
>form islamic/nationalist socialist union (Arabs/Whites only)
>remove ISIS
>invade africa
>remove niggers
>#BLM chimps out in america because of nigger removal in africa
>invade the southern states and california
>>57261528
yeah you could wake up as a jew
>>57261444
الله تفضل الشجعان
>>57261595
KEKEKEKEK.
I love how self-aware and self-deprecating Swedish posters are.
convert to Christianity
>>57261461
there it is
>>57261444
ALLAH HU AKBAR
>>57261528
Yeah, you could be born as an Indian
>>57261444
Kill myself.
>>57261497
pretty rare tbqh
>>57261730
Poland bringing the bants
>>57261444
Ill go fuck a sheep.
>>57261444
It's a nightmare! Slap myself awake.
Subplot: Your dad is a prominent Imam.
>>57261444
Plan trip to mecca, self detonate next to or preferably inside of the Black cube
No longer Irish whats the point
>>57261583
>Afghans speak arabic
>>57261674
I am Swedish, and you are fucking retarded if you can't see the irony.
>>57261444
Try to blend in by fucking little boys and goats. Long enough for me to save some money to start me walk to germany.
>>57261444
Go to Sweden
>>57261444
Remove kebab
>>57261653
Kek
relocate to the nearest provincial city, Kabul if possible. learn to read and write. go to the gym. start a business. eventually earn enough money and become alpha enough to get the fuck out of Afghanistan.
>>57261930
you are the fucking retarded one if you didn't see the irony of my post, anyway its pretty cool that you can post from the cucķshed.
>>57261444
Go to germoney. Get free euros. Fuck blonde bitches.
>>57261444
rape a boy
>>57261444
>be rich arabian oil prince
>live the life of a NEET forever
Being a kebab could be worse
Also, why are these women wearing makeup? They have to wear a burqa, but they're completely free to wear makeup?
>>57261444
Drive a dump truck full of high explosives into the nearest population center in order to remove kebob.
>>57261444
explode
Find a ride to paris and shoot up the place.
Become the first Afghani to use toiletpaper.
>>57261444
Convert to Christianity and start the war to liberate my people from the grasp of Satan.
>>57261444
Grab my AK47. Most of you guys are cool.
Stay out of golden triangle tomorrow
>>57261444
Praise Allah, I don't want to be beheaded first thing in the morning.
>>57261444
Travel to Sweden a rape as many blonde teens as I want
