This appears in your rooms and says he's gonna grant you a wish.
What do you answer?
Me: I wish I was born in 1890 in Austria.
>>57259076
>Me: I wish I was born in 1890 in Austria.
Why?
I wish gun laws everywhere were nullifed
funs for everyone
>>57259092
So he can live long enough to be gassed at 40 along the rest of the gyppos in Treblinka
>>57259076
Kill all muslims, genie!
I wish i the international language would be romanian not english.
Wish to have infinite wishes.
>>57259092
Two wars to get drafted in I guess
>>57259076
I wish I had an infinite number of wishes
>>57259151
/thread
>>57259092
I'll be 2 years younger than my Führer. I'd have an extremely complex masterplan so Hitler would have never failed.
>>57259151
>>57259198
Forgot to add. You can't wish for more wishes.
>>57259222
Why not just wish for Hitler to win
>>57259292
He's Romanian, friend, what do you expect
>>57259260
wish for infinite wish-granting geniuses
>>57259292
If I wished Hitler won I couldn't get back in time and see how world changed. I'd just see the result.
>>57259076
>>>9gag
>>57259371
The end is what matters
>>57259392
>>>/india/
>>57259260
Fuck off, I jewed you and It was fair, you gypsy cunt.
>>57259076
Give me the powers of a god, make it so I can do anything.
2ez
>>57259076
Wish to be born in 1960's Netherlands.
Then I'd have done enough drugs, parties, fucking women, my favourite bands are still active, and still end up having a good job, steady pay and a decent wife to provide.
So, you're essentially wishing to die in the Carpathians and have your corpse torn apart by wolves?
>>57259076
I wish to be able to give myself any superpower I want.
Time manipulation? All mine.
Telekinesis? You bet!
Invulnerability? Bring it on.
Stop aging? Aww yeah.
Shapeshifting? Fuck yes.
>>57259717
At that point I wouldn't give a shit about me anymore, I'd be concerned for greater things.
What about you? What would you wish for?
>>57259076
Give me the power of a Genie not bound to a lamp
>>57259076
Kill all niggers and muslims, genie
Go to hell Satan.
Anyone who would not wish for happines is retarded.
>>57259076
only one good answer:
to attain moksha (spiritual liberation aka nirvana) and enjoy an eternal blissfull sleep.
>>57259076
I wish every single Jew, nigger and person with a net worth over 1 Billion US dollars dies suddenly.
That way, the rest of us would be able to live peaceful lives without interference from those who think thy know better.
I want the power to copy, at will, any power I see done or hear about being done or read about being done, and add it to my overall pool of powers.
Now I can do anything whenever the hell I want, without the need to absorb bad powers, like weakness to kryptonite.
>>57261182
you forgot mudshits.
>>57259448
kek
>>57260885
this
God is LORD, now piss off back to hell "Genie".
>>57261214
Good point, better add all fundamentalist Muslims to the mix as well.
>>57261297
why only the fundamentalists?
If you let the moderates be, they will become fundamentalists in turn.
I say play safe and rekt them all.
>>57259076
1) Live good and healthy life with wife and kids
2) Cultural Marxism ends
3) >>57259151
>>57259260
I wish for a better genie
>>57261330
I have some sympathy for the offshoot branches, like the Druze, etc. since they are not even considered Muslim by Muslims.
But the Sunnis and Shia have to go.
I would wish to be in a position where I would never want nor need to make another wish ever again.
>>57261280
That's right. I will be glad when Satan is locked up forever in the pit.
>>57261486
Why not call on our Father in Heaven the Most High? He will give you any righteous thing.
>>57261728
So you would basically wish to die?
Remember to always assume the genie is a cunt.
>>57261728
>ded
>>57259260
I wish for a genie that would grant me infinite wishes
>>57259076
I wish for your freedom. Genie... You're free!
>>57261728
With the Lord you shall not want nor desire any vain thing.
I wish Hitler won
>>57259076
Kill every jew.
>>57259076
I wish she'd love me back.
>>57261884
>kekboi: the post
A gf
>>57259222
>Being this dumb
You'd most likely die in the first world war, never meet Hitler and/or get gas'd for being a massive faggot.
>>57261791
>not wishing to get rid of all your wishes
Enjoy your chains, slave.
>>57259076
I'd wish all your wishes would be nullified.
>>57262039
You shitskin wouldn't know
>>57261760
>"i cant summon things that don't exist"
>>57259076
Remove all non whites
>>57259260
I wish I could
>>57262416
Well there goes your wish, you could ask for more wishes if you had any left.
>>57262486
This genie is gay
I wish for a refund
>>57259076
i would wish that i could begin my life again at age 3 with the knowledge of this life
The power to alter someone's memories and thoughts, for example making them more of less favourable to an idea or completely forgetting/remembering an event that didn't/did take place.
>>57259146
fucking this
>>57259076
Remove all possible trace of everything close to a religion. Ever.
>>57262723
Hmm, weird decision but it's yours.
P.S. You couldn't change much. System a lot more powerful than you, because it existed way before you did and will continue to exist after you die.
>>57259076
I wish for all gypsies to return to Romania.
All Islamist become god fearing christian overnight
>>57259076
>Me: I wish I was born in 1890 in Austria.
Mine is 1860s or 70s. I want to live in fin de siecle Vienna.
>>57262821
Why not to india where they originate from?
You'd have less than 1/5 of gypsies going to Romania. Rest will remain because by your logic they originate from hungary, bulgaria, turkey etc. too
I wish Hitler never existed. Why? Because people wouldn't have the fear of being even 0.1% like him.
>>57262723
dude I wish that shit every fucking day
>>57263261
Typical anglo response
>be born in 1890 in Austria
>get shot in ww1
>>57259260
Wish for more genies.
I wish all muslims were dead.
>>57263647
Hitler hurt whites though you retard, we have essentially 0 political power as a race because of that shit
I mean what did hitler fucking accomplish other than losing the war and beginning the end for whites
>>57259076
Make it so i can stop time whenever i want for as long as i want.
>see a sexy girl *stops time'' pull her knick knacks down and smash the ass of the cheeky cunt
>>57263948
>anglos
>white
Hey anglo coward, if it wasn't for you, he would have won and whites were never doomed. It's all your fault.
>>57263717
i'm 30 years old. how have i never heard of this great trick before.
>>57262961
Genies are based off of djin, which are Arabic, not Indian.
>>57264075
The Russians would have won in the end eventually you gypsy retard.
>>57264383
Not really. Germans had blueprints for incredibly powerful and efficient bombers. It would have been enough for anglos just not to destroy the factory where those were going to be produced and war would have ended differently.
>>57259076
i wish for all the powers of Superman.
Kryptonite doesent exist hehehe
>>57264797
Nah all I ever see are Euros telling me American intervention didn't matter in the war, Russians would have done it all by themselves.
>>57264905
anglos (from the scum island) did more against White Man in ww2 than america.
>>57264971
u mad?
>>57264009
Oh, yeah just like in one of those Japanese pornos. If I could stop time I could finally kiss a girl. Tgat would be great.
>>57259076
I wish for a genie that grants me fifty wishes.
>>57259076
“I wish you hadn’t done it Robin”
>>57259076
He looks like South America.
>>57261143
>eastern religion
Get a load of this fag.
European Paganism is the same as Hinduism, except without the cow shit and brown people
>>57259076
I wish all Romanian brothers to come to their rightful place, India.
>>57265314
DESIGNATED
>>57265394
U mad gypsy? No matter how much you deny, you're still Indian.
>>57265439
SHITTING
>>57259076
Trump 2016
All my wishes come true after that.
>>57265314
OH YES THIS THIS THIS, SO MUCH THIS
THANK YOU PAJEET
I LOVE YOU
I FUCKING LOVE YOU
The Jews never existed
>every single problem fixed
>>57265498
Trump is a fake conserative don't get too jacked, he just wants more defense and aid for jews.
>>57265523
>gypsy loves gypsy
Disgusting
>>57259146
>>57265469
Gypsy
>>57265523
I think our Romanian Gypsy friend is mad.
>>57264886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo9gCR_OHhs
>>57265691
STREET
>>57265691
He didn't get to cheat a tourist out of a few dollars for some plastic rings, it's understandable. Now if only someone would teach them to poo in loo. Hmm, I wonder who?
>>57265742
Are you upset, go take a loo on the street, my brother.
>>57265824
It's easier to import them to India than to teach them how to poo in loo tbqh. Then we use them like the Dalits (lower cast) they are and make them clean toilets.
>>57265691
They always are. Gypsies have two mood: rage and suppressed rage. Be sure to make them work hard so that they can channel their anger into something useful.
>>57259076
>Wish to be born on a different planet with an intelligence spieces.
You guys are so monotone and fucking boring, degenerate normies.
>>57265928
TERRORISTS
>>57265944
What if you wake up on a planet as an intelligent bacteria? Kek
>>57259076
I hope Australia explodes in 1890.
>>57265978
>Implying that Romanians are intelligent enough to know terror.
You wouldn't even notice a terrorist attack.
>>57266038
Made me kek.
>>57266081
But we stopped you bozgor terrorists
You're worse than muslims. Fucking monkey subhumans
>>57266031
Sounds good, rather that than being immortal on this shit earth with you retards.
>>57265928
Yea we're going to make them work as the dalits they are. I wonder if it's true they steal money even from kids.
have you ever met a gypsy? Tell me your Gypsy stories Hungary.
>>57266038
lel
>>57266127
>Fucking monkey subhumans
Whoa there brother, shouldn't talk about your neighbors like that.
>>57266127
>implying there isn't a bomb going off right next to you live right now.
Tick-tock, Bogdanescu. Tick-tock.
I wish the politically correct left would all commit suicide with autoerotic asphyxiation.
>>57266302
That seems too nice. Why not fuck 'em all to death, instead?
>>57266366
Hmmm.. That could be fun too. As long as their PC nonsense dies with them
>>57266432
>internet explorer
>>57259076
as if ill trust a djin
>>57259076
Anyone with an I.Q. over 30 drops dead instantly.
See you all in hell.
>>57266227
You know what are those three colours on Romania map?
Blue is when Romanians are building bombs.
Yellow is the colour of shit when they're calm and have earned some money prostituiting or stealing a couple euros.
Red shit is when they're scared about the little bomb and in their retardedness submit submit the tip to FBI rather than their own country's police.
>>57259146
>>57266562
India bring the heat!
This thread smells like shit...india?
I wish there were 0 brown-skinned immigrants in America. Refugees, Latinos, dindus, etc.
I want California back. It used to be so nice...
Also, non-dindu-but-still-blacks can stay.
>>57266562
You know what a Romanian cookbook is like?
Step 1:
Steal two potatoes.
Step 2:
Steal an onion.
Step 3:
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING POTATOES I JUST PUT THEM OVER HERE A MOMENT AGO, WHAT THE FUCK
>>57259076
wish that everyone was racist towards other races.
>>57259076
All Muslims, Niggers and Jews are dead.
>>57267020
Muslims aren't a race
>>57266982
Probably best general wish. That implies best race surviving.
>>57266715
>>57266867
Romania is worse than India.
Do you think it's a co-incidence that Romanian and Indian Flag colours are similar?
Remove Kebab.
>>57261182
So communism...
>>57267150
Brush your teeth man you stink lol
>>57267020
What about the jew?
>>57267426
That's my ass you're smelling you retard.
>>57259076
I wish to be Dr. Manhattan.
>be above all matter
>be literally god
>just stay an observer forever
I wish Hitler was immortal
I wish the free shit Bernie Sanders was offering was for real. Now I have 2 genies.
>>57266593
oh boy Gantz made my day a lot of times
>>57267150
>>57267102
Two shit stains fighting. Poo in loo.
>>57268535
listen to me clock man, don't come in between our fight unless you want to get shit slinged towards you too.
>>57267102
Did I say they were a race fuckwit. I said i wanted them all dead. Convert to Islame, second you do DEAD!
>>57269310
Don't be mat at him, he is fresh out of my ass. Give the little turd some love.
I wish anything I green text on 4chan becomes true.
>All Muslims are dead
>Blacks only live in Africa and can't leave
>Mexicans can't travel into the northern hemisphere
>>57269557
>Implying Mexico isn't in the northen hemisphere
>>57269768
Yeah I had a stroke.
>>57269768
Expecting burgers to know geography is like expecting SJW to understand how violent Islam religion is.
>>57269914
>Yeah I had a stroke.
Yea giving your balls to AIPAC would do that to you.
>>57270124
I like you India, you know how to stick it to those Islam faggots despite being surrounded by them.
Keep up the good fight.
>>57270272
yea man, few days ago some muslim family didn't want to stand up for the national anthem in a cinema ( some cinemas play the anthem before the movie starts), others gathered and kicked out the muzzies, watched the movie in peace .
We have so many kebabs here man, it's open season, bring your guns.
>>57259076
gas the kikes
>>57264886
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krypton
Superman wasn't human - this is the only reason he could live with so much power without becoming a villain. His psychology is literally inhuman.
You're human. I really hope somebody goes Lex Luther on your ass before you accidentally cause an apocalypse.
>>57259076
Wish for more wishes, obviously
>>57270677
Man, wish we could kick muslims out for that, they never stand for out anthem.
God speed India.
>>57267102
he didn't mention shit about them being a race you dumbass. go steal some braincells instead of copper wire.
>>57262895
I know you're lying, but you tell beautiful lies.
>>57272410
>but you tell beautiful lies.
That's the jewish national sport.
>>57259076
Everyone who's ever been in middle school knows that you're supposed to wish for more wishes.
>>57273238
wish that Russia didn't murder their King instead.
>>57273238
Doesn't that just curse you to become a genie yourself? Yout get more wishes but have to grant them to other people.
i wish there was no isis XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
