meme the country above you.
>be 'murrican
>get shot by cop
>go to hospital
>get charged 500K
>be american
>don't know what flag in post above is
>can't play your game
>cry
>>57257843
Get in the Seine, you dirty fucking sand monkey.
>>57258138
Say that to my face fucker... Oh wait you can't, you'd need teeth for that.
>>57257843
Jokes on you, OP.
If I ever get shot by a cop, I have ambulance and emergency room medical coverage.
I will get no bills.
>>57258266
Look at who I was replying to, you stupid frog-eating cunt.
Now shut the fuck up. If you keep making noise, the jihadis will find your hiding place.
>>57258285
Wow. Looks like you lucked out.
>>57257843
>sue police department
>pay hospital bill and then some
>>57258417
Can't sue anyone when you're dead.
>>57257843
>be Algerian
>immigrate to France
>disrespects their culture
>complain of oppression
>>57258108
>be American
>other countries are completely irrelevant to your day to day life
>be brazil
>1-7
>>57258465
>be brazilian
>get shot
>die
>>57258452
Don't have to pay the hospital bill either.
>>57258501
You spend an awful lot of time replying to these "irrelevant" countries, m8.
>>57258546
Lucky ducky.
>>57258516
Brazil gun control works
>>57257843
>meme the
fuck off you're giving me a headache
>>57258646
it sure does
https://news.vice.com/article/despite-firearm-restrictions-gun-violence-kills-five-people-every-hour-in-brazil
>>57258583
>be english
>have your 5 year old daughter rape-groomed by pakis
>go to the police
>get called a racist
>>57258353
>>57258383
>>57258452
>>57258557
>>57258583
English cunt feeling so miserable and lonely in his deprived shit-tier industrial ghetto of a town he'd rather samefag on /pol/ to get a sense of camaraderie than go out and claim his country back.
Economics and liberalism has turned you English cunts into the shallow, awkward, weak and utterly disgusting crowd of pale ass mint fucks we see today.
>>57258770
>be Brazilian
>live in a vuvuzela or whatever it's called
>get shot while huehue'ing during a football match.
>>57258516
>be brazilian
>meet a cute 10/10 brown girl at the disco
>bring her home to fuck
>she undresses
>she actually has a 12 inch dick
>fuck "her" in the ass regardless
>get your asshole teared by 12 inch dick afterwards
>everything went better tan expedicted.jpg
>>57258353
Keks
they are all keks
>Our professors convinced us this was right
hoooooooooooly Shietttttttttttttttt
>>57258827
perfect
>>57258859
>Be belgium
>Have your country split
>Have no government
>Have a meme-tier king chilling in a spa in glorious France while Bruxelles is on lockdown
>Have no culture and language of your own
>Be jealous of glorious neighbours
>Be solely regarded as beer drinkers and fries eater the world over
Sure suck to be a half-assed frenchman or dutchman, right belgium?
>>57258859
>be Belgian arms merchant
>AK-47, makarov, everything on sale!
>one of your customers goes on a shooting spree and wastes 130 frenchfrogs
>suddenly unwanted heat is on you, the police is sniffing around
>dump all your merchandise and get on a train. That was a close call!
>Get killed by a suicide bomber
>>57258583
Doesn't he make meth to provide his family with enough money to not have to retire when he dies? I remember him calculating his unborn child's college in that number.
>>57258985
>Be Italian
>Be a homosexual
Nothing new here.
>>57258985
The "girl" is brazilian, OK, I agree.
But the other is obviously Italian, you know that.
>>57259274
Ive only seen the first season, but in the 1st, he is indeed trying to pay his medical bills because he was diagnosed with cancer.
>>57258985
>Be Italian
>working on my looks 24/7
>reach the age of 27
>get bald short and ugly anyway :(
>>57258266
savage
>>57259872
>be american
>be 180 units of freedom overweight
>wake up to an alarm playing born in the USA
>roll out of bed
>have pizza delivered to house for breakfast
>when pizza man arrives entire family bursts into applause
>pizzaman sees our applause and begins to clap as well
>standing ovation continues for 10 minutes
>tip pizzaman 50 dollors
>thank him for his service
>watch 2 hour documentary on 9/11 while eating
>neber forged
>time to go to work
>opens door
>steps outside
>gets shot
>mfw
>>57260720
it computes
>>57258353
>Be French
>Buy ticket to see Eagles of Death metal at the Bataclan
>>57261072
>Be Brit
>Think Frenchies actually listen to shit-tier rock'n'roll we invented 50 years past
Keep deluding yourself Alistair
>>57261281
>France
>Invented anything
>>57258845
I totally agree! Same fagging is the worst!
>>57259396
No, pretty sure as the other guy said he was calculating how much it would cost to take care of his family once he died.
>>57261281
>Be Brit
>Not being able to cope with mirrored motives
>Not being able to understand I meant "we" as in "you"
>Sucking this much dicks
>Rain pooring so hard
>Where's my Queen
>Raped in the dockyard
>>57261783
>Be French
>Get allahu akbar'd
>>57261871
>Be American
>Get raped twice in Irak, twice by the Chinks
>Keep asking for more
Wow really no candafags ITT?
While I'm at it I heard there was a censor:
baka desu senpai
>>57261937
>Be French
>Be muslim
can only pick both
>>57262000
>be Canadian
>besides ayylmao prime minister life is pretty swell desu
also checked
>>57257843
>be algerian
>wake up
>look in the mirror
>remember you're a mudshit
>proceed to fuck a goat.
Holy shit this thread.
This much butthurt.
>>57262061
>be jew
>become lamp
>cry about shoah for generations to come
>>57262231
Wtf is Reunion?
>Be reunion
>suck dick? idk wtf
>>57262249
>be Dansk
>live normal life towards Aryans
>don't have to fight the system that defends shitskins everyday
>after 90 years die without having a single problem in your life
>>57262249
>denmark
>i cant tell the pigs from the people
>>57258859
>vuvuzela
Top kek
>>57262249
How's the Lego factory going my Danish friend?
>>57262249
>be Erikson
>Find Canada
>Leave
Best choice you've ever made
>>57262478
>be Canadian
>look at southern border
>cry
>Commit suicide
>>57262660
>be american
>be one of 50 million americans on welfare
>call others commies and socialists
>>57262660
>be 'Murican
>go to Walmart
>shit pants on the way
>go anyway with shitty asscrack
>come home with block of cheddar
>eat whole block
>shitpost on /pol/ about how everyone hates me for my freedoms.
>>57263753
>be Neverlands
>Reach world cup finals four times
>0 (zero) world cup titles
>muh 5-1
>muh cut inside man
>muh diving
>>57263753
>be netherlands
>so impartial to other eurofags he ignores croatia
>be australian so dont even care enough to check if croatia is in europe.
>>57263834
>Be Spain
>score off-side goal in World Cup finals
>NL destroys you 5-1 next time around
>Doesn't even get through group phase
>>57263834
>be Spanish
>Build empire
>Take on Netherlands
>Collapse in financial ruin
>Become serial-defaulting nation
>Cry as country once again approaches default > Cry as ancient enemy (Moors) jerk off at sight of Spanish women on beaches in broad daylight on other side of Med.
>Get fed up, take van to The Netherlands.
>Wash Dutch windows for pocket change.
>>57263906
>Be Australian
>Wear cork hats
>Wrestle Crocodiles in swamps for fun
>Get bored
>Take on stingrays
>Get shanked
>>57260720
ayy lmao
>>57264244
>Be rural french farmer
>Support the country
>City faggots get shot
>Government doesn't care
>Rural french farmer wins again
>>57264244
>be french
>hate americans
>hate englishmen
>hate hate everything that doesn't speak french
>get blown up
>OMG NEED HELP PLOX
>>57264309
>Australian
>go travelling around the world and obnoxiously announce to everyone in every hostel you stay in that you are TRUE BLUE OZZIES AYY MAYTE and lie that you can surf even though no-one in your family surfs
>secretly envious of Kiwis cos you wish you could swap abos for the Maori
>get skin cancer
>die of skin cancer
>>57263937
>be Netherlands
>Go out to bar
>Meet tall blonde Dutch girl
>Offer to get her a drink
>Go get drink
>Take back to her
>Ask her to cover cost with interest for time spent waiting at the bar.
>Sadly watch as Dutch girl runs away with Anglo man instead
>>57264309
>be straya
>wake up, eat disgusting vegemite
>fuck yeah cunt
>spend the all day riding my car, looking for a good old hit and run on some dirty old abos
>fuck yeah cunt
>get drunk with cheap ass white wine, sleep on the beach
>fuck yeah cunt
>wake up 'cause a poo in loo is shitting on my dirty inmate offspring face
>fuck yeah cunt
>>57264578
>be British
>build greatest empire ever seen on Earth
>make possible centuries of Anglo supremacy
>bring language and civilization to countless savages
>survive Nazi Germany's attacks, Soviet plotting, and centuries of French faggotry
>be c-u-cked from within and accept voluntary extinction
Don't you wish Cecil Rhodes were still alive?
>>57258417
'Murrica, where being brutally victimized by the government can be seen as winning the lottery.
>>57264669
>be France
>The stuff I ordered a month ago still didn't arrive because the roads are blocked by shitskins
>Have a window broken by a stray stone
>Loose gf to a black muslim
>Loose mother to a 'syrian refugee'
>Loose money to taxes meant to pay for the life of refugees
>Welp, at least I still got that ticket for my fav band's show
>Get killed in a terrorist attack during the show
>>57264748
>be merica
>go kill thousands upon thousands of foreigners
>get some killed
>full rage-mode, unleash hell on earth and drag all of the nato countries into a war which will kill millions of people this time.
>get into debt because of this
>orchestrate financial crisis
>get broke in the process
>blame it on the chinese
>>57264755
>Be american
>work hard
>have a house a family and children
>wife cheats on you with tyrone
>divorce her
>she gets the house, your children and more than half of your income
>>57264986
>be Poland
>be based
>get nuked for resisting cultural marxism
>>57265015
>be peruvian
>work hard
>almost have a couple leaves over your head
>got you spawn from mutual rape
>mfw i am tyrone
>>57265102
>be Australia
>say niggers and abo are sub human
>wage ward against a bird
>lose
>>57264986
>be Polish officer
>riding to glory for the motherland
>got rekt by Germans
>flee to the other side of motherland
>enter in Katyn
>meet fellow Russian
>get shot after a dp, as always, feelgodman.jpg
>>57265297
>be French
>get shot
Fuck me up niggers
>>57265004
>Be gypsy
>Travel across Europe in caravan stealing shit and being a general parasite
>Fuck everything up and leave shit everywhere you go
>gibsmedats from richer countries through EU budget
>Still poor as fuck
>>57264986
>>57263834
>>57262917
>>57262396
>>57262355
>>57262299
>Work very hard
>Low slave wages
>See refugee sneaking into EU
>Refugees gets twice the amount you earn from hard work, on welfare sitting in warm tents
>Sadlife ;_;7
Go ahead and roast me I will fucking stab you in a vodka hazed hangover on a thursday morning
>>57265404
anglos=/=white
Not sure if any of you know anything about this country aside from the vietnam war
>>57265594
>Be Vietnamese
>Get legs blow off by landmines on way to school
>>57265594
>mail-order-brides
>gooks
>rude people
>commie
>>57265349
>be German
>Open Der Spiegel
>See picture of Angela Merkel
>Hang self.
>>57258138
/pol/ would be happy about this picture if /pol/ knew how to French.
The paint reads: "Here we drown Algerians"
>>57265493
>be finland
>kill your self because you only get one hour of sunlight a year
>>57265808
I don't have any bants for you Frenchman, but seriously fuck you for making me learn your shitty language in middle school. The entire class including the teacher knew it was a goddamn joke that we all just had to suffer through
>>57265687
>be Philippines
>Apply skin-whitening cream
>Put on lady-wig
>Tuck penis between legs
>Dance like degenerate serial killer in Silence of the Lambs for Saudi sugar daddy
>>57265961
>Not wanting to learn le French and speak like a true gentleman
>>57266050
>BE SIDEWAYS FRANCE
>SURRENDER
>SURRENDER
>MUSLIMS SHOOT YOU WHILE WATCHING A MOVIE
I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME TBHFAM
>>57265483
>vaere Dansker
>be stay at home dad like a good keked Dane
>watching the glorious Nordic genepool become poisoned by mudslime blood
>get shot in drive-by in Norrebro
>hurriedly walk past groups of Kurdish men in Copenhagen
>emulate UK foreign policy to a T because you have the same inferiority complex we have
>>57266050
>Live in Amsterdam
>Ride bike with 4 children and wife who works at local brothel
>Ignore extremely confusing bike street lights
>Slam bike into American tourist
>Arrested for crimes against the empire
>Jail includes free heroin, psychoactive truffles and whores
>betterthanexpected.jpg
>>57266284
>dont pray to allah
>sharia police come after me
>know where i live because i dont have a tv license
>cant defend myself because self-defense is outlawed
>allah save the queen
>>57265698
You got the point really right my friends
>>57265878
Stating the truth isn't banter, clappio
>>57265483
>Be danish
>Work hard for high wage at Lego factory
>Give 99% of wage to government to pay for Mohammed's 10 kids
>Highest suicide rate in Europe
>Hang self
>>57267099
>be a british
>drowning in snackbars and other shitloads from former colonies
>culture and values almost oblitorated
>degeneracy
>a anti immigration party finaly springs up
>THOSE FUCKIN POLES!
>Be Chinese
>proud of pollution due to Chinese inventing everything
>eat gutter oil food
>see person get run over while eating
>continue eating and picking nose
>Gov't tell me it loves me :,(
>>57268118
>Eat fast food
>Become fatass
>Ride scooter like a boss
>be American
>buy new American car
>breaks down in two weeks
>>57268486
>Be Puerto Rican
>Work for government
>Government goes broke
>Don't get paid.
>>57257843
>be
you deserve to be shot
>>57268642
>>57268618
>be Amerifat
>Turn on CNN
>IT'S HAPPENING: BLACK FRIDAY SALES
>Camp outside Target for 6 weeks
>Store opens
>Rush inside while trampling elderly and children
>Wrestle a flat-screen TV away from a nig
>Go home
>Let kids go hungry, don't care, I have TiVo
>be American
>own firearms
>makes liberals uncomfortable and foam at the mouth
>feels good
>>57258452
>Florida
Everytime
