>pay millions for college
>get shot
>have no insurance
>pay millions for medical bill
>smoke weed to relieve pain
>cops break into your house
>get sentenced to 74523 years in prison
>get buttraped by Jesús
B-but at least we have our freedums...
>>57254397
Still better than france
>>57254444
>education - free
>health insurance - universal
>judicial system - civil and not common "oh shit nigga what are you doing" law
Sure thing, m80.
>>57254550
>Sure thing, m80.
correct
Giving you guys independence is the only thing I regret.
HOLY FUCK I LOVE THE BASED AMERICAN DREAM
>>57254614
thanks
>>57254397
Sorry Ahmed, but the US and France will always be bro tier.
>>57254614
>Providing to the world the example not to follow was a bad thing
Sure
>>57254397
>pay for college
Nope, I'm poor so I'm actually getting paid after expenses around $1000 from financial aid
>"get shot"
>be frog
>ban guns
>still get shot
>"get buttraped by Jesus"
>be French woman
>walking home
>get gangraped by group of Muhammad's
>average Tuesday
>Frogs still allow mudslimes
Kek
>smoking weed
fuck off lazy stoner faggot, go suck a muzzie dick
>>57254614
>i role play as the country i live in
*tips le Austim
>>57254397
lel
upvote
yay reddit
>>57254397
Only people dying from guns is the blacks in the cities that were setup as ghettos without policing by racist democrats.
I believe my future Emperor Trump will fix everything you've pointed out and we'll join your country in 100% Nuclear energy by the end of his second term.
>>57254969
don't be so butthurt ! It's not your fault if the USA are becoming the same shithole as Europe. You can't do anything about it. Don't be mad.
>>57255174
The US has done significantly more since 1901 than the french have done since 1812
>>57254397
Sure, but you're forgetting 'Muh Freedumbs.
>>57255174
Nah frog we will be fine. We'd actually have MEN here who aren't afraid to stand up for their country
And we have guns
>>57255174
we will never be a shitty as you
>>57255289
Shame you traded your democracy for freedom.
>>57254397
Woah bruh u r butthurt
>>57254397
>go to rock concert
>get shoot and bombed
>>57256075
>Go to work
>Get stabbed by an airliner
>>57255960
Democracy is garbage but you wouldn't understand that. Not every illegal spic and dirty nigger is a citizen in your country.
>democracy 300 year old French Revolution ideal
>republic 3000 year old western tradition
CHEESE
EATING
SURRENDER
MONKEY
>>57256124
>implying I work
K, keep me posted
>>57254397
At least I don't live in a Muslim country.
>>57254397
SOON
TO
BE
AHMED
>>57256131
>republic 3000 year old western tradition
Murican education at its finest.
>>57256158
When did we ever surrender? Free France never surrendered. :^)
>>57256206
rare flag ho chi
>>57254397
>paid just under $41,000 for college
>paid off my loan after getting job out of college
>never been shot
>I have a side job teaching firearm safety to my fellow freedom loving Americans
>have insurance because of job
>paid maybe $1000 copay toward insurance over the course of my life
>productive member of society, never smoked weed
>never had cops break into my house (they would need a court issued warrant even if they wanted to)
>never been to prison
>have regular sex with wife
>All of these were my choice, my freedom
>God Bless America
>>57254397
Dirty one talking about the bad washed... at least USA tries to wash themselves with walls and voting for trump. You fags on europe WANT to br a Muhammed country.
>>57256424
the single one snowflake among dozens of millions of cases just like in OP
>5 years in college
>pay only 1000€ per year
>best engineer college in the country
>top 15th in europe
Feels good mate.
>>57256638
All of my friends have similar situations.
If anything from OP was even remotely accurate, it could only be in the shittiest inner city pockets of thus country. And that's a big IF.
But maybe you'd be the better judge, being on the other side of the world and all :)
>>57256888
It's good to be of superior european stock, Portubro. :^)
>>57254444
>best food
>best girls
>cheap education
nah.
Your country and all if Europe is being overran by mudslimes and you're shitposting about us
I'm glad the French have their priorities
>>57256258
2500 you just can't accept it shitstain
>>57256131
>America isn't also nominally a democracy/depend on democracy for legitimacy in governance
You 'murrikeks really are funny.
>>57254397
>Be French
>Go to capital city
>Get shot or blown up
>Invite more terrorists into country
V-vive le France
>>57257195
This is nothing about exact dates. It's still factually wrong. Democracy is an ideal of ancient Athens which precedes the Roman concept of republic. The modern republican principle was first put forward by French enlightenment philosophers and put into practice in 1792.
The US rewards the crooks. No two ways about that. Corrupt religious people and materialistic gangster babies are our favorite (just don't touch our churrins or talk about the electoral college!)
Opiate epidemic? Someone send those guys at big pharma some Edible Arrangements for being nice enough to put a little extra dough in everyone's pockets. Lord knows we needed it here at the fun club of people who have taken the fucking Hippocratic oath.
>>57256280
Well you certainly didn't fucking fight when Germany walked in, did you?
You all just lay down and pretended you'd invited them
>>57257316
>be american
>go to work
>"look at that John"
>"what?"
>"It's a big ass black plane coming our way"
>"Call the IT guy... Who told him to install new plasmas on the windows?"
>>57254397
>wife gets pregnant by Ahmed
>paternity test is illegal
>>57254397
> surrender millions of euro for taxes
> get blown up
> go to hospital
> have to wait 3 days for service
> die anyway because doctors are shit
> start openly opposing your gov and immigration
> get convicted of a hate crime
> or get beheaded
>>57254397
fuck off back to 9gag
>>57257776
Hello, Shlomo.
>>57254397
You choose to go to college. That is not my responsibility
You choose to put yourself in a situation where you could get shot, and presumably had no means of protecting yourself. You also could not identify the person that shot you (so that he would be financially responsible). That is not my responsibility.
You choose to smoke weed, which you know is illegal, and, therefore, accept all possible outcomes of this choice.
Freedom includes responsibility. Embrace personal responsibility, and you embrace freedom. The only alternative is to embrace a nanny state.
>>57258268
>muh freedumbs
As expected from a murifat. If you fail to see that you need some basic solidarity for a society to function you're beyond saving.
>>57258478
That is not a refutation to what I posted.
>>57258268
This is not legit, right? This feels like a lolbertarian caricature.
>>57258268
>hurr durr not muh problums
this is what's wrong with america today. our nation used to be a community, with pride for where we live and an interest in your fellow citizens. now faggots like this have twisted "muh freedumbs" into an "every man for himself" message.
>>57258797
hes not wrong though
If you arent totally retarded and do nothing but pork stacies in highschool most universities will throw scholarships and grants at you like confetti
I had a mediocre GPA and STILL got 85% of my tuition covered, put in some basic summer jobs and graduated without a shred of debt
the rest of that is pretty obvious: dont major in something retarded, dont break the law, dont put yourself at risk and you'll be fine
>be pierre
>walk down street in Paris
>spot twelve year old girl getting assraped by a gang of Achmeds and Muhammeds
>get aroused
>Achmed sees me stroking my meatstick in public
>pulls out his ak47
>I pull a white flag out of my back pocket as soon as I can to signal my surrender
>Achmed doesn't care about the rules of surrendering and shoots me six times for being a kaffir
>I die
>my family wants justice for my death
>they hunt down achmed out in public
>tell him it was my fault for being insensitive about the sanctity of 12yr old assrapes.
>I wasn't supposed to be stroking my dick, but I was supposed to be massaging my nipples and praising Allah as is part of their religious custom.
>achmed gets mad that my family is apologizing to him in French rather than Arabic
>he beheads my dad.
>mom and sis take their white flags out of their purses and start waving them around as they simultaneously pull their pants down and bend over for achmed to fuck them
>achmed fucks them
>french people see the tolerance and progressivism in my mom and sister.
>they join hands and make a circle around my dead dad and achmed fucking my mom and sis
>they sing their national anthem in arabic
>the sound of their croaking echoes throughout europe
>achmed later gets the nobel peace prize for his cultural enrichment
>allah is merciful
>>57254397
>be french
>go to the club to see a band
>get shot and die
>>57258268
>freedom is respecting the laws by your government
Gee, I didn't know that if you respect the law in Saudi Arabia, you are a free man.
>>57259113
>our nation used to be a community
I am not against private charity. America has NEVER been socialist, and they were always rugged individualists, which is why they scorned England's rule to the point that they fought for independence.
You can deride it if you like, but not every nation needs to be sweden. It feels like I'm arguing on /f9k/.
>>57254444
I would rather live in France instead of living in the United States of Assholes.
>go for a walk
>get shot for being in wrong hood
>go to hospital
>need to wait 3 hours before getting treatment
>get treatment from smelly indian doctor
>get 20.000$ bill
>>57259197
I never said you had to respect the law. I said that if you willingly broke the law, all possible consequences are on you.
>pay millions for college because its free for minorities
>get shot because I was talking shit to someone in an alleyway
>pay millions for medical bill because minorities get it for free
>smoke weed that you bought from a shady dealer who probably killed a ton of people smuggling it around
>cops break in because you associated yourself with a murderer
>get sentenced to 7000 years in prison because I dindu nuffin
>>57259319
If you are shot in America, you get bumped to the top of the list.
You're talking out your ass, and it shows.
>>57259124
t...that was beautiful.
These butthurt /int/ type threads are becoming more prevalent.
>>57259124
>>57259124
That is, hands down, the best post I have ever read in my life
>>57259319
But that never happens.
>>57258268
Don't make that argument. These are people who were raised by the school system and television without any parental involvement.
These are brats who were never disciplined, and as such enjoyed significantly more freedom as children than they do as adults. The nanny state is freedom in their minds.
>Wake Up
>Hate America
> Turns on computer
> Tells Internet how much he hates america
> go to emo party
> drink from the punch bowl.
> suicide cult
>>57259319
why are you describing france m8 also they're called sharia zones now
>>57256638
Actually this is pretty average
>>57259734
>Criticise Yurrp
>Use example of 'Murrican retardation
>>57254550
>education - shit, America is more educated look it up
>healthcare - shit, I never use it anyway bc I'm not a fucking leech
>judicial system - who cares, I don't have a burning desire to break the law
>>57257066
>best food - only redeeming thing are croissants, everything else blows
>best girls - slowly becoming Africans, plus they love Americans
>cheap education - cheap=no value, plus its worse than Americas
Wow you French fags sure do suck
>>57256888
>best school in the country
Congrats for being the top turd on the shitpile?
>>57259300
kek, take your misuse of the word "socialist" and your pseudointellectual tone outta here. you argue like a high school sophomore.
this isnt the early 20th century anymore kiddo. if you actually want to live like they did in the early 1900s, you are welcome to move to somalia any time you like, and experience "muh rugged individualism".
oh yeah, stay the fuck out of public schools and off public roads while you're at it, if you dont mind. cant be abusing those horrible socialist services.
>>57259319
Keep posting memes even though you assblasted faggots get btfo every time.
>>57260043
>I never use it anyway
Do you plan on getting sick? You know your government traded away it's right to negotiate medication prices on your behalf?
>judicial system - who cares
There are millions of people who are conned that didn't break the law who couldn't afford better lawyers than the conmen who think you're a great guy.
>>57260045
My master degree is better than yours, and didn't spend a third of what you spent. Also... I've a job anywhere in the fucking world.
>>57260425
Yeah buddy, university of poorto goes toe to toe with MIT
Lol so many socially retarded faggots itt thinking the cops put a chip in their foot and will come out to catch them smoking a joint like an old man.
>>57254397
>France is feeling froggy this morning
>>57260083
>kek, take your misuse of the word "socialist" and your pseudointellectual tone outta here. you argue like a high school sophomore.
Not a refutation.
>this isnt the early 20th century anymore kiddo.
Not a refutation
>if you actually want to live like they did in the early 1900s, you are welcome to move to somalia any time you like, and experience "muh rugged individualism".
A governmental collapse is not a well educated populace that willingly chooses to reduce government to its bare bones. Not an argument.
>oh yeah, stay the fuck out of public schools and off public roads while you're at it, if you dont mind. cant be abusing those horrible socialist services.
Nope. If I'm forced to pay for them, you can bet I'm going to use them. You want to let me opt out of paying for them in exchange for not using them, then fine.
>>57260083
>oh yeah, stay the fuck out of public schools and off public roads while you're at it, if you dont mind. cant be abusing those horrible socialist services.
I would also like to point out that this is like saying, if you are against slavery, "if you don't like slavery than just stop wearing clothes made from cotton and food grown in the south."
It's a poor argument.
>>57254397
>invest about $20,000 into a college education, merit-based scholarships have drastically cut the cost
>if the shooting starts, I have the freedom to shoot back
>do have insurance, because it's worth it
>if I somehow have a medical emergency at 22, will pay the $500 deductible
smoke weed to relieve pain
>cops don't break into my house, i'm white and don't do crimes
>dirty jamal next door gets sentenced to 74523 years in prison
>Jesus mows my lawn
Fixed
you got the weed part right yolo4:20blaze
Are french girls really best girls?
>>57254397
>pay millions for college
Nope, might pay about 40K at most if you are smart
>get shot
Don't live in DC or chicago
>have no insurance
That is just worng
>pay millions for medical bill
Also wrong, that is what insurance is for, or have a job that pays for medical.
>smoke weed to relieve pain
Don't it's degenerate
>cops break into your house
Not going to happen
>get sentenced to 74523 years in prison
How much weed and dead bodies did you have in your house?
>get buttraped by Jesús
You don't have to get buttraped because you can own a gun and defend yourself Frenchy
