NATO officially invites mighty Montrnegro to join the alliance. Quick Russia! Beg for mercy while you still can!
https://www.yahoo.com/news/nato-invites-montenegro-become-29th-member-alliance-073612102.html
WHO?
Has anyone else noticed everyone is preparing for war?
Might as well invite Ukraine as well
Serbia is gonna be so mad
>>57247156
Russia will do no such thing.
>>57247156
why is montenegro so important?
>>57247661
It's not.
It's a fuck you to russia from Nato. Nothing else.
wtf is a montenegro
>>57247661
Really strong ties with russia. And russians love it too.
>>57247758
>monte
>negro
Take a guess
>>57247799
A mountain of niggers?
>>57247321
yes
>>57247799
>Black Mountain
So Mordor?
>>57247156
How the fuck can a country be called MONTENEGRO.
It literally translates as NIGGERMOUNTAIN.
Is there even anything of worth in Montenegro?
And isn't it just Serbian clay anyway?
>>57247948
No, russia is mordor, so according to that logic they might be Isengard
i remember this one bitch in my class from montenegro. i hated her
>>57247787
>Has anyone else noticed everyone is preparing for war?
Russians own Montenegro
>>57248012
That's pretty rare desu senpai, considering their entire population is 620k...
Montenegro's army literally consist of nothing
>>57247927
>Montenegro gets into NATO
>Something happens there
>War starts because of montenegro
>monte
>negro
>>57247321
Yes, it's getting worse everyday.
2016 will be Happenings.
>Montenegro
WTF can they contribute to NATO?
Holiday bases for the troops?
And why is Russia even angry about that?
Gib back Königsberg, fuckers!
>>57247156
Brave grey hawks of Montenegro will destroy enemies of NATO. If Serbia joins NATO it would be top kek.
>be serbia&montenegro
>remove šiptar
>get bombed into oblivion by NATO
>join NATO after 15 years
>>57248045
>nothing
Do you know how much troops does the Bondsteel Nato military base have?
>allowing Serbs into Nato
>>57248080
That would be pretty funny up tb.h. familia...
Would gladly die to protect the people of nigger mountain.
>>57248110
To control adriatic and potential routes for gas and oil to central europe
This is some form of trickery the Turks are about to pull on these negroes yeah?
>>57248173
montenegrin sound like awesome people to live with
>>57248215
If Russia were really interested they could just buy some harbors in Albania for a few Shekels.
>>57247321
Everyone but Europe.
>>57247321
It's nearly time my burger chewing friend.
Are you ready? Are you prepared for the end game? Because it is near. So very near.
>>57248268
Yes, such a small country but otomans couldn't conquer it
>>57248173
top kek at image. So Montenegros are truly the niggers of Europe
>>57248289
>If Russia were really interested they could just buy some harbors in Nato member country for a few Shekels.
Basic logic failure...
>>57248318
Just as we have mountainjews, there are also
MOUNTAIN NIGGERS
>>57248289
No, albania is biggest american puppet in world. Japan is less keked by USA than albania.
>>57247321
I really want to shift to USA and invest in a fallout bunker
>>57247321
The real clencher will be if Turkey has the cojones to actually invoke that treaty and blockade Russian ships.
Now of course Turkey has NOT done this yet. Only some vague threats here and there. And it is likely they would not ever do it. (Erdrogan is an asshole but he's not a -complete and total retard-.)
But if Turkey ever did invoke the 1936 treaty... That would be time to get cozy with a bible and/or your Vault-Tec sales rep...
>>57247986
One evening as the sun went down
And the jungle fires were burning,
Down the track came a hobo hiking,
And he said, "AYY NIGGA MUTHA FUCKA";
I'm headed for a land that's far away
Beside the crystal fountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Big Dick Nigger Mountains.
In the Big Dick Nigger Mountains,
There's a land that's fair and bright,
Where the handouts grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night.
Where the boxcars all are empty
And the sun shines every day
On the birds and the bees
And the cigarette trees
The lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
In the Big Dick Nigger Mountains.
In the Big Dick Nigger Mountains
All the cops have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth
And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
>>57248386
You should shift yourself to a loo in which to poo.
>>57248343
Albania is in NATO?
Now I'm really laughing.
Oh boy.
>NATO inviting literal mountain niggers with 1960s soviet equipped militia to join
kek. not a single fuck was given.
>>57247321
I don't give a fuck, if Russia invades us, which I hope they do, I've already ordered Rosetta Stone Russian. I'll go about my fucking business in Russian occupied Canada.
>Montenegro
>joining NATO
They're practically Russian clay by now.
Their corrupt prime minister/president has sold 90% of the land to Russian oligarchs.
>>57248479
Why not just move to Russia if you wan't Russian rule so much? Similar climates, don't let the door hit you on the way out.
>>57248479
If Russia invades there's not going to be much left my friend.
>>57248173
>implying
One politician said his campaign for president is going to be based on joining NATO. He then had to be escorted by a dozen of security people because people started to throw shit at him after that statement. No one here wants to go and join NATO, and any politician that tries to push it is committing career suicide.
>>57248522
Immigration is hard and expensive, bring the country to me.
>>57248548
kek shit only gets destroyed if we put up a fight.
>>57248478
No, they don't have soviet equipment. They have 2 helicopters, 1 frigate(that was ours but they stole it), 2 patrol boats and 6 000 infantry supported with some humwees. Be afraid
Pfff, NATO's nothing but a couple of cunts whom US peddles their overpriced surplus hardware to.
Russia could nuke Turkey tomorrow and nobody would give a single fuck, besides the Americans, who in turn wouldn't do anything either, because the concept of getting nuked over some cockroaches is alien to almost every 1st world country on this planet.
>>57248580
'Murica will take the fight to them.
On your side of the border.
>>57248574
I've heard that there are many in serbia who would join NATO. It seems stupid to me. But if NATO wants you to join you'll join, they won't ask you, they didn't asled us, we just woke up one day and we're in NATO.
>>57248491
I was thinking of writing a script for NIGGERNADO.
A tornado sweeps a bunch of niggers out of the worst neighborhood in Memphis creating a NIGGERNADO which spins around robbing people blind and burning stores down.
You think anybody would pick up the script?
>>57248580
Seems like a cope out to me. Russia will never annex Canada, a NATO member, without WWIII starting and an inevitable nuclear fallout out. Immigrating sounds a little easier than a global catastrophe.
>>57247758
It's a Monte Cristo only instead of swish cheese it's American cheese and riots.
>>57248658
>I've heard that there are many in serbia who would join NATO.
Majke ti, gde si pa ti to cuo? Niko ovde ne voli NATO, ne racunajuci prodane kurve i bezdusne Jevreje.
>>57248673
Try SyFy.
let me know when i can give a fuck, in the meantime ill stay comfy.
>>57248408
>Blockade Russian ships
Nah. they're likely only to make things really uncomfortable for Russian shipping by way of horrendous delays, as the Spanish do to Gibraltar, because the only way to get it to let up is either attacking Turkey (and lead to NATO action) or dropping the issue and kowtowing to Turkey anyway.
It's an attempt by Turkey to manipulate the US and Russia for their own gain - the Istanbul canal plan is a play to bypass the age-old treaties of the Dardanelles Straits, which restrict military tonnage passing through the Bosphorous, allowing Turkey to conjure up images of American aircraft carriers in the Black Sea to frighten Russia and get the two to butt heads while Turkey gets away with playing around in Syria
They should invite Russia to join NATO.
>>57248589
I really hope you're being Ironic
You can't get more pathetic than this.
>>57247321
no one does that too, everyone is calm and everyone know these proxy wars are for strategic territories and oil resources.
>>57247156
>MontNigger
What the fuck is this ?
>>57248831
Yes you can be more pathetic. Croatian army is training them. And they use our uniforms and maybe our assault rifles and pistols.
>>57248774
U vašin novinama, vidia san par članaka, većinom izolirani slučajevi. Ne komentari nego članci.
>>57249011
Aj molim te, ako mozes, seti se ime novina i clanaka. Ili su to bile neke onlajn novine?
>>57247156
>U.S. invites Montenegro to come sit on it with the other 27 bottom boys
>>57249065
Blic, neman pojma koji novinar. Bilo je nešto da se srbija mora opredjelit za NATO ili ić uz Ruse, a rusi ka ne dolaze u obzir zato jer ste okruženi NATO državama.
>>57247321
YES
Even my boomer family members know their 68 dreams of a Utopia are OVER.
The experiment was an epic failure and now the world is headed for the most destructive war its ever seen.
Europe will look like Syria by 2020.
>>57249146
While Israel fucks you all, cucк
>>57249210
Gledam sad i trazim, pa sam nasao ovo.
>Intervencija NATO je okončala godine ratovanja na Balkanu. Učinili smo najviše moguće da se izbegnu civilne žrtve.
To kaze njihov celnik. Koga bre ta stoka laze?
Nego, nasao sam te clanke koje govore o tome i to su samo najvece stoke od korumpiranih govana i njihovih drugara. Vecina tih sto seru o tome su politicari koji nemaju nista pametno reci, poput Vuka Draskovica. Treba sve to na kolac nabiti i glave odrubiti.
Vise od 75% ljudi nece u NATO.
Ako ovi odluce da nas uvedu, kapiram bice nesto opet kao 5ti Oktobar, samo ovaj put bice i ubijanja.
>>57247193
Mountain Negros.
>>57249236
>Europe will look like Syria by 2020
Source?
2 words for you as a hint:
Boka Kotorska
>>57248479
>implying the US would sooner nuke canada then have Russia for a hat.
>>57249369
I hate getting seated next to an uppity nigger
>>57248110
>WTF can they contribute to NATO?
Drugs, lots of drugs. Like boatloads of drugs.
>NATO officially invites mighty Montrnegro to join the alliance.
Doesn't that stuff takes years anyway?
>>57249368
Nisam ovaj kojem pises, ali ovo o Vuku Draskovicu nisam znao. Uvijek sam mislio da je on neka velika faca u vasoj politici.
>>57249813
Ma pedercina, kao i svi ostali.
Nema nijednog dobrog politicara, sve su to debele stoke koje kradu novac kako-gde stignu.
>>57249456
Aww they're not that bad.
>>57248821
someone please answer me this (i've wondered for years) why are so many people missing THAT side tooth? how does that happen?
>>57249984
No molar sealant in many countries, but it's common in the USA and Canada to get it as a kid and as an adult as it wears.
>>57249984
The Jews
Population doesn't want it but dictator does so he pretty much faked polls and shit, you wouldn't believe the propaganda here last year.
Fuck NATO.
Montenegro isn't even a fucking state, we're Serbs brainwashed by communists.
>>57251490
Your flag sure looks communistical to me you mountain negro you.
>>57248413
Underrated Soggy Bottom post!
>>57248005
Geez, get your lore straight. The Black Sea is Mordor.
>>57247321
Yes
>>57248386
I read
>i really want to shit to the usa and invest in a fallout bunker
The meme has become too real.
>>57248309
my god... such transcendent beauty
I for one welcome WW3, so long as it wipes out my city and state. Fuck this shithole and every person in it.
>>57253620
>al Qaeda
Werent those the motherfuckers that US wanted dead a decade ago?
Why in the bloody hell are they allies with them?
My guts say controlled opposition since Bin laden's family is still wealthy as fuck and not tainted by Osamas actions
>>57254370
They are the good guys now anon, evil Assad is the real enemy :^)
>>57247156
>Monteneggro
>Mfw
>Mfw that c u c k d S*rb coastline
But t b h, seeing how NATO attacks them in this tricky heeb like fashion makes me kind of feel bad for the S*rbs.
>>57254540
Well shit
Weve been killing their seperatist allies here back to back like every other day
And its common knowledge here that the separatist jihadists here named MILF(Moro Islamic Liberation front=Al Qaeda=ISIS
