Let me tell you why Alberta is such a SHITHOLE
>Voted for the loser in the last election
>Raised Harpkek who whored out Canada's resources
>Focused on middle class and SHITS on those who need help
>MUH OIL
>MUH FARMS
>only 2 (TWO) cities with over a million people
>Literally Hicks & Redeck keks
>control our socio-democratic agenda because MUH GDP, MUH ECONOMY
>CRY about weed man all day
>shitty hockey teams
>No culture
>No diversity
>No reason to exist other than MUH OIL & SHIT HOCKEY TEAMS
That shithole needs to be purged, I am disgusting to share a flag with them.
>>57244751
Isn't it like 3 AM in Onfairyo? Go to bed bud, I mean you DO have work in the morning, right?
>rest of the country kicks us out
>They can't afford healthcare or any social services
>we live like Emiratis for the rest of our years
Alberta independence now, literally the only conservative province left in a sea of dudeweedlmaoism
>>57244991
I'm currently between jobs
>>57245131
Can't wait to see you Oil niggers leave already.
>>57244751
Fuck off m8 we make all the god damn money for this country. Show some respect before daddy cuts off your allowance.
>>57245208
>Ontario
>unemployed
I'm laughin
>>57245368
You'll come crawling back when all that oil is gone!
>>57245402
Fuck off buddy I can't help it, a lot of people got laid off.
>>57244751
Implying this is a bad thing
>>57244751
>SHIT HOCKEY TEAMS
your entire country is full of shit hockey teams, you guys are supposed to be the best in the world at ice hockey, yet no Canadian team has won the cup in like 20 years
Red pill me on Manitoba.
>>57245131
Do it Alberta.
>>57245733
It's literally the most boring place on earth and they have the lowest frequency of sex in all of Canada because they're too fucking boring.
>Quebec is now sitting on the largest oil reserve outside of Alberta
>Diamond ore deposits in the great north
>Thousands of rivers for hydroelectricity
>Copper, Gold, Iron deposits up the ass
>Uranium also found
>People think that they really need the Federal "pls stay with us" racket
>People outside of Quebec blame Quebec for it instead of blaming the Federal
Seems like you love them Federal dickings.
>>57245690
Every American team is full of Canadian players.
>>57245733
Socialist, cold, full of natives and crime. Don't go there.
>>57245767
>Cûckscadia meme
No.
freealberta.com
>>57245131
>dudeweedlmaoism
What secrets does Devon Island hold? Why does it look like Mars? How did the Inuit and Thule survive there so long?
How come in every single picture I see of researchers in Nunavut and Alaska, they're always wearing short-sleeved shirts?
>>57244751
>No culture
>No diversity
>Raised Harpkek who whored out Canada's resources
>Focused on middle class and SHITS on those who need help
>MUH OIL
>MUH FARMS
>only 2 (TWO) cities with over a million people
>Literally Hicks & Redeck keks
>control our socio-democratic agenda because MUH GDP, MUH ECONOMY
what is wrong ? do you want to become somalia or what ? fuck off liberal fag !
>>57244751
I'm not even Canadian and I'm blown away by how much of a cocksucker he must be to say this. How the fuck did you Keknadians vote this faggot in? It's worse than electing Obama.
Does Ellesmere Island exist? How do I get to work at the Alert research station/outpost?
Lived in Calgary for 2 months illegally,
>tourist visa
>worked cash in hand on a flush truck
>saw redneck towns
>hosed away their shitty shit
>was a shittyjob.jpeg
>lake Louise
>nice but overrated
>boring suburban lifestyle
>expensive
>muh golf
>much oil
>my wings
Damn was so happy to leave that place, a went back for a wedding in Banff and the misses and I vowed we would never return to Canada, what a shit hole.
Who Atanarjuat here?
>>57244751
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How did Inuit start fires when they didn't have dry wood?
Where did they shit and piss during blizzards when it was too cold to leave the igloo/tent?
Where did they get their drinking water?
>>57245835
>Every American team is full of Canadian players
You queers fall for it every time.
>>57244751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozDDYcyrCNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR7RlK-YvNg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezUvGhT4KwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KLSbCtinXs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwtOukiaGTk
>Implying Canadian rednecks aren't the only good Canadians.
My grandma lives in Alberta.
>>57245842
Researchers in Nunavut and Alaska wear short sleeved shirts during summer. Keep in mind that yh average temperature during summer in the Canadian Arctic is 10 °C (50 °F) and last for less than 60 days. It can go down to −50 °C (−58 °F) without windchill during winter.
>>57245950
It's a weather station and signals intelligence base. When you see maps of US military based in foreign countries, some of them are based at Alert, since it is the most advanced based before reaching Russia. So, i guess the best way for you to work at that base is to be part of US military and being assigned to Norad.
>>57245690
Canadians win every international tournament
>>57246090
All I see is hate an oppressive behavior
>>57246090
nobody fucking cares what you think jimbo
>>57246151
Thanks. Ellesmere Island boggles my mind. I read that Lake Hazen is a thermal oasis. I want to move there and build a greenhouse.
>>57246060
>Where did they get their drinking water?
I'm going to give you enough credit to assume this one is a joke.
>>57246212
I care.
>>57246060
They use whale or seal blubber and icy piece of shit to start fire. They find seal ice holes or melt snow for their water.
>>57246212
Buddy.
You have that backwards. Nobody cares what you Canadians think. You are barely even a country.
>>57246237
I know you do bubba.
>>57246166
>All I see is hate an oppressive behavior
Jesus. You people are cuked.
>>57246145
>>57246222
>>57246237
>all these alberta flags
>>57246224
100% serious. Keep in mind that they couldn't just drink melted snow because it requires too much energy to be warmed by body heat once ingested, which is dangerous in that climate. They also essentially lived in a desert, so there wasn't a lot of precipitation anyway. In the summer, they could drink glacial runoff, but snow has problems apart from being too cold like being contaminated with dirt, bacteria, and animal excrement.
>>57246239
I watched a lot of Inuit movies and read a lot about their history. I know they used seal oil in their traditional lamps, but that doesn't explain how they were able to ignite it. I read that they used bow drills but where did they even get the wood for making those? The Inupiat in Alaska sometimes got driftwood from the ocean, which they also used to build summer tends, but inland Inuit don't have access to wood.
>>57246222
Baffin Island is fine, too.
https://youtu.be/3ycBGkLkEkg
>>57246375
They use bones and sinews to make composite bows.
>>57246318
I'm not from Alberta. I've only been to Canada a handful of times.
Did you know that Inuit used to leave hunted seals a cup of water as an offering and as a thank you for its sacrifice? They believed that there was some half women, half seal creature that would get upset and run away and disappear with the seals if they didn't cherish every kill.
>live in Ontario
> hardly any work, most I made before I left for Alberta was 25k a year
> Alberta, $25k in a month
> work 6 months more, or less up to me
Ontario a shit
>>57246375
>100% serious. Keep in mind that they couldn't just drink melted snow because it requires too much energy to be warmed by body heat once ingested, which is dangerous in that climate.
Wrong. That's why you can't eat unmelted snow. melting snow into water makes it warm and above your internal temperature, like tea.
>>57246375
>100% serious. Keep in mind that they couldn't just drink melted snow because it requires too much energy to be warmed by body heat once ingested, which is dangerous in that climate. They also essentially lived in a desert, so there wasn't a lot of precipitation anyway. In the summer, they could drink glacial runoff, but snow has problems apart from being too cold like being contaminated with dirt, bacteria, and animal excrement.
you could melt snow just by putting it on a leaf or a shell or something and either doing nothing or exhaling onto it or sleeping on it or any number of things
i dont know how they did it but it doesnt seem difficult
>>57246423
>>57246468
Baffin Island is awesome but it freaks me out a little because of how massive it is. I think that general location is where Igulik was and where the tale of Artanarjuat takes place. Nunavut is mysterious as hell. Inuit had an amazing culture. Shame they're drunkards and freeloaders now.
>>57246509
>>57246532
I heard that melted snow tastes like cat piss though.
What did they do about chapped lips? I heard they sometimes used whale blubber. What about chapped assholes? When I was in college, I ran into chapped butthole for the first time in my life. It was so incredibly painful and I had to use lotion on my butt every day for several months.
Did they all just shit and piss in one area of the igloo when it was too cold outside? They were resourceful, I somehow doubt that they lived in their own shit and filth although I might have read that they didn't hesitate to just piss in their pants sometimes when they were indoors.
>>57245518
You fuck off.
The liberals are destroying Ontario.
>>57246650
>I heard that melted snow tastes like cat piss though.
Your right, they probably all just died immediately of dehydration then since melted snow didn't taste good enough, my bad.
>>57246806
I'm just trying to learn. You don't need to be so condescending. The most obvious answer isn't always the correct one.
Yeah fuck this let's separate from Canada and live like Saudi kings eh boys?
>>57246843
Sorry m8 I'm just salty right now because I tried really hard to sing a song for a vocaroo thread on another board and no one even listened to it.
>>57246927
I'll give it a listen.
>>57246012
great fucking film
>>57246239
>They find seal ice holes
to drink salt water. kek,
city boy detected.
how's mississauga?
>>57247066
Did you see Before Tomorrow? I was surprised by how enticing it was. Nothing happens yet I could stop watching. Beautiful movie, they really perfected their cinematography by the time they made that one.
Journals of Knud Rasmussen was too depressing for me. I also didn't like seeing the dead dogs but I guess that was reality - sled dogs couldn't live forever.
>>57246375
>Keep in mind that they couldn't just drink melted snow because it requires too much energy to be warmed by body heat once ingested,
adorable
Westerners slay me. They are the birthplace of Canada's socialist party the NDP. When they were poor dirt farmers trying to make a living out of shitty infertile ground they came up with the Social Credit party so they could tell Ontario to share. They poke a hole in the ground and oil money come gushing out. They become rock solid conservatives. Oil prices drop and they vote in a socialist NDP provincial government.
>>57247152
I'll check it out.
Have you seen Tree of the Wooden Clogs? It moves at the pace of life from a couple hundred years ago. Very weird effect.
>>57247177
Well they could drink it once it was heated up to room temperature obviously but that's basic biology. They had a massive caloric intake because it helped them stay warm. Drinking ice cold water negates all of that though. If you're living in -58 temperatures, even if you're inside a 40 degree igloo, drinking ice cold water is dangerous.
Plus there are still those health concerns I mentioned. There's a reason why people don't drink still water. Bacteria still exist in the tundra, as do animal feces.
>>57244751
>shit hole needs to be purged
Fellow Ontariofag here OP, but an honest question - if we purge Alberta, who is going to pay for our 120 billion dollar infrastructure plan for our province? Alberta taxes are high as fuck and contribute a lot to equalization payments, so if we purge Alberta, are you comfortable paying for the plan yourself?
It'd about 10,000 dollars a person in Ontario, assuming everyone could pay. Not everyone can afford a thousand a year, so expect to pay more than others.
>>57247132
You know that you can remove salt from seawater with the boiling and condensation method, right?
>>57247272
Never heard of it but I'll give it a watch. Sounds interesting as hell.
I just watched all the Igloolik Productions films because I was mesmerized by the tundra and the Inuit. I still can't believe that they survived in Ellesmere Island and in Peary Land for thousands of years without any modern amenities.
canada a shit
Manitoba. A complete shithole. Winnipeg is the violent crime capital of the country. In the summer it is a mosquito infested hell hole and in the winter the winds blow at 100 kph. Why the fuck would anybody live there.
>>57247213
But all of that makes complete sense. Everything you mentioned was an appropriate course of action for every situation you described.
Also
>shitty infertile ground
not very true my man
>>57247345
To support your theory, I also think that while seals largely swam in the Arctic Ocean, some of the seal holes might have actually been inland. I didn't study seal biology but there could have been freshwater seal holes in the winter over frozen lakes/rivers. Seals would be able to find them even if they were covered in snow and ice, and then they used their sled dogs to sniff out the seal holes.
I wonder if they ever felt bad killing seals. Some species are ugly and ferocious as fuck, but some seals are pretty docile and nice looking.
>>57247213
Ndp was voted in to spite redford and her replacement, it was out of spite nothing more
>>57247331
It's actually around $21k per person lmao
>>57247442
Seal is pretty much their lifeblood, well for the Inuits that are still doing traditional stuff. They are getting rarer and rarer now.
>>57247540
Yeah I know that they had a special relationship with seal. Like I wrote above, I know that they used to leave a cup of water next to hunted seals as a ritualistic offering.
The thing I like about Inuit and Native Americans is that while they could be proud hunters, they never took the kill for granted. They killed quickly and used every part of the animal possible. Despite all the different tribes, a lot of them had the same religious belief that they would have bad karma if they didn't respect the kill.
I know Inuit respected seals but I don't think I could ever hunt them. They're good animals. I don't blame the Inuit though, you gotta do what you need to survive.
While were at it. Vancouver BC is severely keked. It must be the beta capital of the planet. They have Indian street gangs there. That is East Indian.For fuck sakes no Indian alive could punch his way out of a wet paper bag and they consider them tough guys.
Did you know that OIL is a lot better of a reason to exist than Chinese millionaire investors here in Vancouver...
This city is going nuts building condos highrises on every inch of land. My friend doesnt even insure his 400 000 dollar house becuase the property is wroth 3 million
its backwards
at least oil provides something instead of chinks taking away all the places to live and raising rent 1000%
>>57244751
This shitty country and your faggot PM don't deserve my great province.
Albertan independence now.
>>57247447
Even more to the point. Who would vote in a provincial government out of spite. Who the fuck thinks that way.
>>57248038
>implying Trudeau wasn't elected solely because no one liked Harper
>>57248038
Plenty of people. Spite is also known as "change"
>>57244751
NB > Yukon > NWT > Manitoba > Alberta > PEI > NewLab > Nunavut > Saskatchewan > Quebec > Nova Scotia > Ontario >BC
>>57247976
Go ahead . You are already set to be North America,s mudslime caliphate. You voted in an Islamic mayor for your largest city. I hear shipments of prayer mats to Alberta are way up.
>>57248396
I just don't understand if Canada is a real nation or not.
Electing this man seem like something one of those pretend countries like Iceland would do.
>>57244751
I stopped taking your rant serious when u whined about selling resources... aka creating jobs. The tru confirmation of your mindless consumerism and vapid grasp of reality came further down when you create bullshit issues about culture and diversity. If your special snowflake ass was legitimate you'd be at home on tumblr or reddish when upvotes of misinformed fags make u feel good.
>>57248469
Canada is notorious for comedy.
Electing Trudeau was actually a nation-wide inside joke.
>>57245131
You still have to pay for Newfoundland's bill, you dumb keks
>>57245797
At least that's more remarkable than Saskatchewan
Winnipeg has IKEA
>>57244751
If I had to move to Canada, I'd go to Alberta for sure. It's white and has a strong economy. The mountains are beautiful, too.
>>57247868
Barely any land in Vancouver is owned by Asians. Are you blind to all the unbuilt land? After that, there's a ludicrous amount of low rise suburb to redevelop.
>>57247680
Newfoundland here.
We have to hunt the seals because they deplete the fish population and we never meet the quota. They taste delicious and we should be using the fur but feels faggots make it go to waste.
They are no more intelligent and likable than pigs and the hunt is far more humane ( even when we were bonking them on the head)
>>57248825
>It's white
Calgary is like the most multicultural city in Canada.
>tfw moving to glorious 'berta soon
>>57248825
Real white . Ya OK. lol!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naheed_Nenshi
>>57249188
Did you get working permit or what?
>>57249539
M a r r i a g e
But, yeah, I'll be working in healthcare.
>>57249605
fuck you immigrant. you better stay west of manitoba.
>>57249605
damn, im looking for work and will try to get working permit via LMIA
>>57249695
I go where I please.
>>57249188
Piece of advice: watch yourself around natives.
>>57249053
Now here's a people that got fucked up the ass by the rest of the world. "Hey Newfies. Send us all the fish you can catch so that we can have high quality protein that does not clog our arteries or make our fat urban asses even fatter. What? You are out of fish and the stocks won't come back because worm infested seals are eating them all and you want to kill the seals. No way. They are way too cute and the sight of blood on the snow makes me cringe. Fuck you Newfies. Go on welfare" That is how the western world treats Newfoundland.
>>57249719
If your CV and general stature in Croatia is good, you should get a great review from the officers in charge there. Probably get you fast tracked into the federal work programme, if you don't have a criminal record or something nasty like that. Good luck, anon!
>>57249740
What are they gon' do, catcall me or yell mean things? "Git off mah reservashun!!" ?
>>57247284
Dumbest fucking thing I've heard.
>>57247331
Nice meme. You know how many tax breaks Alberta gets?
I'm going to be honest with you right now. Literally every single person living in rural Alberta is stupid. There is not a single exception. You can't have a conversation outside of farming, drinking, oil, and trucks. They're all brainwashed to think that EVERYTHING that isn't pro-conservative is an evil communist who wants to destroy the country.
>>57249188
Welcome friend!
>hat are they gon' do, catcall me or yell mean things? "Git off mah reservashun!!" ?
Rob you with a can of bear mace in your face more likely
>>57250130
Woah rude. Are tasers legal? I'd get one of those. Otherwise carry a p320 at all time.
>>57250266
Just don't stop or acknowledge them when they yell "hey cousin!" on the street. It's either going to be a confrontation, or they'll ask you for cigarettes or money.
>>57244751
>no diversity
Why is this a problem? They shouldn't be forced to be diverse if they do not like it. You sound like someone who should rather be on reddit.
>>57250353
Noted. They sound exactly like gypsies.
ayy brudder
>>57244751
atleast they arent like the shills in ontario and quebec, trying to soak up as much money as they can from the western provinces natural resources
>form western confederation now
>>57249997
It must be true and I think it's contagious. Diefenbaker was born in Ontario , moved out west and as PM of Canada stupidly destroyed our . aerospace industry. Harper eas born in Ontario , moved out west and tried to destroy scientific inquiry into our oceans, lakes and rivers. As well as allowing Ontario's manufacturing sector to collapse because all he could think about was oil. Both came from Ontario and were smart enough to get the Conservative Party into power but then western stupidity took over and they fucked up the country.
Could Alberta be the long lost hWhite homeland /pol/ has been pursuing for so long?
>>57249892
thanks bro
I'm from alberta and its a fucking hole in the ground. Everyone is a wannabe hick with big fucking goofy cowboy hats and thier kids are all slack jawed simps with blatantly fake gaudy true religions and gucci belts in the [CURRENT YEAR]
So glad my parents moved to vancouver when I was 3, fucking hate going back to that frozen stinking wasteland.
Voted most livable city in the world over and over, fucking vancouver master race
>>57250689
t'ain't nothing wrong with wannabe cowboys, eh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwvitleuJXc
>>57250426
Yup. Our jails are full of them.>>57250582
>>57249997
Especially drinking. Bunch of alcoholic hicks.
What exactly do you need to do to get in trouble for "hate speech" in Canada?
>>57250689
Calgary is voted cleanest city in the world. Fun fact.
>>57250871
Just about anything. If you said you were enjoying a nice bright sunny day , the left wing media would crucify you for hating the dark and some stupid moon worshiping cult would file a human rights complaint against you.
>>57250871
In the Toronto area, disagree with anyone. In Alberta you can pretty much yell fuck nigger kikes from the rooftops and you'll just have cowboys honking their horns and cheering from their trucks.
That's why you have keks like these complaining about us
>>57250689
>>57250638
>>57249997
>>57250871
Disagree with anyone college-aged.
>>57250986
I've been hearing nothing but great stuff about Vancouver and Calgary.
>>57250757
>white english descent
keep enjoying handing out those equalization payments to the great Canadian city of immigration and etc
>alberta is literally the BIGGEST c.uck of canada
sorry for wanting something more for u
>>57251058
> you can pretty much yell fuck nigger kikes from the rooftops
th . . . this . . is my dream
>>57251306
That's basically what Calgary is like, at least the Northern part.
>>57251201
Lived in Calgary for most of my life.
Pros:
Cleanest city in the world
Lots of jobs for very good pay
Very close to the Alberta side of the Rocky Mountains (most beautiful nature ever if you're into that shit)
Cons:
Literally no soul to the city
Zero public transit or pedestrian only zones. It makes it super anti social. You drive directly to wherever you are going and then drive to the next place after. There's no people mingling and socializing or walking around
No culture or art
Literally cannot express how devoid of life it feels. Everyone just goes home after work and locks themselves in their house.
Vancouver is much more beautiful and lively but you have to be a fucking billionaire just to afford a shitty little flat and there's hardly work there. It's also Asian and hipster central.
>tfw $12 000 annual income legitimate poorfag
>parties L I T E R A L L Y do not have any interest in doing anything good for me
>>57251418
What about Banff though? That place looks gorgeous, and I love skiing. I had my fair share in the carpathian mountains north in Transylvania, but from the pictures I've gawked at on google, Banff is just paradise.
Not too far away from Calgary too.
I'll probably want to see as much of Canada as possible, anyway.
>>57251567
That's what I meant when I said very close to the Alberta side of the Rocky Mountains. Banff and Kananaskis are the Alberta side of the Rocky Mountains near to Calgary. Literally the most beautiful place on earth in my opinion. I'm a survivalist by hobby and have spent weeks at a time wandering around as deep as I can in them. Spend more than a few days there and you're likely to see a few bears walking about doing their thing.
If you mean living in Banff then that will be pretty difficult. It's sort of just a resort town staffed entirely by foreigners on work visas. If you'd like to live in that area I would recommend Canmore. A little town in the Rockies less than 20 minutes from Banff.
>>57251753
>. I'm a survivalist by hobby and have spent weeks at a time wandering around as deep as I can in them. Spend more than a few days there and you're likely to see a few bears walking about doing their thing.
That's kind of a big dream of mine I haven't been able to achieve so far. I hope I'll get to experience it.
Hunting is legal, yes?
And no, I won't be living in Banff, I've got family in Calgary.
>>57251850
You're coming to the right place then. Water's so clean you can drink straight from the rivers without filtering it. Just pack up some food, a fishing rod, cooking supplies, and a tent and wander into the mountains for as long as you feel like.
Hunting is pretty huge here. We have lot's of deer and moose, and bear hunting is pretty common too although not as much. Very strict rules about it though. Despite the shit every one gives Alberta because of our oil fields, our government is actually incredibly strict when it comes to all things environmental.
>>57252058
Strict and controlled is good. Thank you for the input.
>>57244751
man and here i thought quebec made you syrup-suckers mad
>>57245690
Lel hundreds of Canadians get paid millions so "America" can with the cup
>>57244991
Absolutely savage.
Just out for a rip are ya, bud?
>>57244751
>election
s.
