SAY IT WITH ME:
PRESIDENT
BERNIE
SANDERS
>Kansas
>Blue
Come on m8.
>Call Obama 2012 because Romney is an absolute schmuck
>"100% accuracy!"
>>57244301
Literally who?
>>57244320
>>57244334
>>57244333
Democrats will win in 2016. Republicans are a dead party.
Face it, America belongs to the Left. You are on the wrong side of history.
>>57244301
This is their year to be wrong. I'd put money on it.
>>57244334
This guy
>>57244301
After Trump wins the election, this university's "accuracy record" will go from 100% to 1 in 2.
>>57244301
That's against bush, not trump or rubio.
>>57244301
>bush
the fuck
>>57244301
>Maryland, Hawaii, and Illinois going red while Wyoming and Idaho goes blue
There's a greater chance of a meteor destroying earth in the next nanosecond than this happening
>Bush
well there's your problem right there
>>57244301
>jeb
top kek
>>57244301
this doesn't make sense, why would all the traditionally red states suddenly go blue?
>>57244301
>Trump is not on the poll
Invalidated.
Refute this, /pol/.
You can't.
>>57244388
Poor Hernie, He died on the operating table
>>57244482
Because red is bush in Op's shit.
>>57244301
>Bush
>>57244485
>Socialist
>Cool
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>57244301
This study only asked college students. This university has only predicted two elections.
>>57244301
>BUSH
...you're Australian, aren't you, you fucking proxy-goy
>>57244301
Too bad it's gonna be Hillary vs. Trump
>>57244485
>74
I admire his tenacity but he would sooner die under pressure, not to mention that it is impossible for him to carry on his promises.
Have Americans truly forgotten how their system works?
>>57244301
Say it with me:
First
Assassination
Since
JFK
>>57244485
His economic plan is a phishing scheme.
>illinois red
>utah blue
Wtf... fake and gay.
Utah blue? Someone's up in wishful thinking land
If this happens how many Republicans an hero
>>57244301
>Hawai
Aren't they seceding? 100% accuracy my ass.
>>57244485
My grandfather was a racist war veteran, like most of the people I grew up with, totally relatable pham.
>>57244498
>>57244301
Wrong. Utah has voted Republican in the last 10 elections. They'll never vote Democrat.
Source: http://www.270towin.com/states/Utah
>>57244608
You mean how many republicans would secede?
>>57244579
Spooking him out of the can with a gorilla mask is hardly assassination.
>>57244301
>>57244301
>WV
>going blue
?????
He wants to kill the coal industry.
>Idaho, Wyoming, Utah, North and South Dakota going blue
>hawaii red
There's just too much stupidity here..
The only way any of his shit goes through is if Ds somehow regain the House and Senate, but gerrymandering makes that currently impossible until the 2020 Census. Alternatively, he could pull off the Executive Order route, but then "muh precedent"!
At some point, someone will post that Nate Silver guy who accurately called the last one.
>>57244562
This
>>57244485
>consistently votes against gun control except for the tyranny act of 1994
>Now wants to ban all guns that aren't feasible for hunting
H-he's not your run of the mill politician!
Sanders would destroy our relationship for good. Literally worse than Hitler.
>>57244301
>Sanders v. Bush
Actually, it seems pretty accurate if that were the case. the GOP would need to have a collective IQ below 50 in order to nominate Yeb at this point, however.
>>57244692
Would make my dreams come true tbqfh with all of you.
A war I could morally feel good about.
>>57244301
>>57244301
I'm gonna vote for him cause I wanna see him fuck shit up because I love chaos, oh and I'm not even white and Bernies gonna give me more neetbux :^)
>>57244674
The one time I went to Utah mother fuckers were open carrying everywhere. Most guns I;ve ever seen.
>>57244887
Looks good, but it needs a symbol.
Something that implies strength and scares outsiders.
>>57244485
>Sanders: 74
>Clinton: 68
>Trump: 69
Trump looks like 10 billions dollars next to those wrinkled old fucks and he's essentially the same age as them.
>>57244301
>Illinois red
>tfw Chicago prevents this from happening
>>57244301
Top kekeroo dude
The high priests in the uni has predicted that the Messiah will come hellelluja
BTFO
TRUMP HAS NO RECORD, HE IS A VILE LEECH
>>57244975
>>57244977
Botox and a can-do attitude will do that to you. Dude is probably still railing his wife every night of the week.
>>57245134
>needs surgery
>most likely dying of old age
I don't want a president that can't be out past sun down on Fridays.
>>57245134
>No record
What is being famous for being a fantastic business man longer than you have been being fucked by your dad?
>>57244485
Emma Roller looks like she's packing a few too many rolls on her
>>57244763
is it photoshopped?
>>57245338
>>57244485
>crusader who will restore decency to American politics.
That is one of Bern's main points according to this author.. Try The Donald. He isn't even a Politician.
I don't really understand the plan, free stuffs everywhere! Trump seeks to bring jobs back. So can earn our stuffs.. I get an overwhelming feeling he knows how to as well..
And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you — ask what you can do for your country.
>>57244301
>Kansas going democrat
Ha!
>>57244301
>bush
wew lad
>>57245134
Trump routinely got into shit with his second wife for working too much and not spending time with his family. He didn't give a fuck and kept doing it.
>>57244485
>cool socialist grandpa
Haha what?
My grandpa had a uncanny hatred for communism, as I would imagine many other people his age
>>57244301
BUILD THE WALL PEDRO
>>57245215
perfect
>>57244372
>You are on the wrong side of history.
History is not determined by an absolute truth or morality. There is no "righteous" or "evil" side of history. Just victors and the defeated.
But what you say is true. Democrats have the female/minority vote. Based on pure demographics, the republican party is dead.
The nation will be in the hands of an oligarchy supported by unchallenged leftists.
>>57244301
FEEL THE HERN
>winning florida
I love how demoshits don't realize just how many people the Democrats in office here have made everyone furious.
It'll be glorious when all the Yankee faggot's here along with the niggers are bawling their eyes out when they see that map say Florida is red
>>57244301
>Bush
>>57245560
Probably. Next time the Congress or president is democrat, I am applying for a work visa in hong kong, with the hopes of renouncing my US citizenship eventually.
>>57245383
i don't know pre-story, cmon don't bully, tell story
>>57244485
>Your Cool Socialist Grandpa
Hoo boy
>>57245745
>>57244372
>liberals actually think this
Yeah, no. Expect a Republican at least until 2024.
>>57244301
>bush
>>57244301
>Oklahoma
>Blue
>EVER
C'MON SON
>>57244301
F R E E S T U F F
R
E
E
S
T
U
F
F
>>57244301
>self fulfilling prophecies
>>57245215
too liberal
>>57244485
How does Bernie Sanders have so many idiots fooled? He literally sounds just like Obama on the campaign trail, promising changes that he can't and won't deliver.
>>57244301
>Bush
>>57247488
because people want free stuff and think that if a country that is 1/10th the size of America can do it surly a big ass country with as many difference across the board can.
GOOD BOY POINTS
>>57244301
>Bush
>>57244301
PRESIDENT BERNIE SANDERS
>>57244320
KS is perma red you fucking idiot. It will never go blue.
>>57244485
If anyone called my grandpa a socialist I'd kick their ass
>all my friends want Bernie to win under the premise that he'll give them free school
>if he did win, and somehow managed to get his plan through Congress, it wouldn't take effect for several more years
Why are Berniefags so retarded?
>>57244301
>Bush
What kind of faggotry is this? Where's my wall?
>>57244301
You're by far, the biggest faggot I've ever seen post here in my entire life.
>>57247656
Now you're thinking like a boome
>>57247642
>TheSensibleChuckle.gif
>>57246834
>>57244485
Easy
* a woman wrote it
* she is fat
* she is wearing sjw glasses
>>57244975
Red colored map of US to signify the victory of the Republican party.
A white circle in the middle to celebrate white heritage.
A cross inside the circle to signify Christian values.
The cross has clockwise-pointing spikes that indicate the correct way to flip burgers.
The cross is rotated by 90 degrees to signify the change in policy.
I think you'll find the new symbol to be perfect.
>>57247640
kek learn to read faggot
>>57247742
>next president of the US is practically a swede
ALL IS LOST
>>57244301
>BUSH
i havent kekked this hard in a while
i have such a big black boner right now
i dont agree with those states though
and what about hillary i thought she was a lock lol
>>57244301
>HI
>red
Yeah no
>>57244301
you think ben garrison is voting for bernie?
keep in mind ben is the standard montanan, everyone in montana is originally from washington(seattle area) had something horrible happen in their lives and went to montana to duck down.
it's our thing, it's what we do.
>>57244551
The methodology they used has apparently produced correct predictions in every presidential election since the mid-70s.
But yeah, predicting an Obama win over McCain, and later Romney, ain't shit. I did the same thing from my bedroom as a poli sci undergrad while high off my ass.
That map looks all sorts of fucked up, though. Maybe Republicans actually are flocking to Bernie like the shills say? I fucking doubt it, though. If you want an "outsider" that exposes the corruption of the system, Trump's your man if you're a conservative. Only way I see this actually going through is if Sanders suppoerters (mostly young people) actually vote in the primaries, which almost never fucking happens. Hillary's only got around 50% support among women, so they can't exactly be counted on for her (and that figure comes from 3 months ago), and blacks don't fucking vote in primaries, ever, and will just vote Democratic no matter who the nominee is, so they literally don't matter (sorry nigs, but this is how the DNC thinks of you).
>>57245432
To be fair, one of the major thing Bernie talks about is creating jobs in the US somehow and fighting trade deals that send jobs overseas. He and Trump have a lot of overlap on those points, neither say how they plan to actually accomplish this shit.
Trump's plan doesn't look like it'll actually do what he says it does, Bernie won't talk about the fucking plan in specifics at all. Both are concerning.
>>57244301
>MD voting for a Republican
>Kansas voting for a Democrat
You what
>>57245603
Maybe, I went to college in Florida though and around election time they have other students go around and try to sign people up to vote and try to explicitly get them to sign as a Democrat in exchange for something like a free pizza voucher at the school dining hall. I'm sure they got a lot of people to sign up and got a percentage of them to vote Democrat just because free shit then too and that's how they were registered.
Also, I don't get why people would trust free shit after the debacle that was Obamacare, but that's just me.
>>57244301
This is where we are now. On either side it doesn't matter anymore. Everyone automatically thinks that everyone will agree with me no matter what. Red or blue. We've seen the other side. Trump sweeps the nation.
We've gotten to the point where we can't imagine that anybody can ever actually disagree with us.
>>57245745
There is no cure for autism, but maybe this will soothe your spergs
>>57244576
Young people here pretty much believe that our money grows on trees and we have enough to share with the whole world.
>>57244887
nice picture for ants
>>57244301
>Hawaii
>Red
Yeah, no.
>>57244301
>Oklahoma
>voting for Sanders
Seriously?
>Bush as the candidate
Not going to happen. Trump or Rubio. Probably Trump.
>Utah Blue
How could you possibly believe that this would happen?
>predicts
>100% accuracy
All I'm hearing is:
>We did not consult statisticians for this clickbait
>>57244301
So you're telling me he would win against Jeb "Guaca bowle" Bush?
>>57244301
This election is a single issue election over immigration.
All the republicans need to do is a run a couple ads about the notorious atrocities that go down in Mexico, pledge to keep that out by all means necessary, and they win in a landslide.
>>57244301
Doesn't really matter how many votes someone gets, the system is so fucked up. I'm just glad i don't live in america.
Jeb is so desperate he is now using the "I'll have a female VP" card.
My parents love the Bush family and even they say the guy should just get out at this point.
Trump, Cruz, and Rubio have the best shots at the primary win at the moment. Jeb is dead. Same for Sanders unless they charge Hillary and stop her from running, and she is failing miserably with minorities and women.
>>57244301
We went over this, they put him against Bush because Trump would annihilate him and Hillary can only lead to failure and the democratic party never recovering.
They just threw away their perfect record.
If i lived in america, i would support Sanders, he has some good values, but as a non american, i think what america needs, is a strong leader, and that leader is Trump. Someone needs to put the sandniggers in line.
>>57244301
i like Bernie, he's a cool bloke
>>57254861
> Gravis Marketing
c'mon son
Face it, Trump won't get the nomination. He just doesn't have the numbers. Too many people dislike him. He's first place in a crowd of 18, with just 25%. Both Hillary *AND* Sanders are polling stronger than him.
>>57255207
LOL
>>57245641
Freedom isnt free
It cost folks like you and me ...
*cough* 2350$
http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertwood/2015/10/23/u-s-has-worlds-highest-fee-to-renounce-citizenship/
>>57255207
>He just doesn't have the numbers. Too many people dislike him. He's first place in a crowd of 18, with just 25%
You just stated that he doesn't have the numbers, then showed that he does have the numbers.
If he has 25% among 18, then as more of those 18 drop out his percentage will only continue to increase. Do you not understand how percentages work?
>>57255207
>>57255245
No but really. Donald Trump is going to be a case study of the S-curve. He began at 2%, quickly skyrocketed to nearly 40% and has plateaued at 25-30%.
But you have to remember that this is 25% of 50% (since only the GOP supports him).
So he has the overwhelming support of 12.5% of the nation. (Roughly the same volume of people who used to tune in to his show every week for insight on Gary Busey's skills as a project manager)
But Trump stands apart from other GOP candidates, in that more GOP voters than any other voter says they view him either unfavorably or very unfavorably.
65%
So 2/3 of 1/2 of Americans have actually said they:
> 1. Support another candidate (Bush, Rubio, Carson, Fiorona, etc)
> 2. Refuse to vote for him if he's nominated
No other GOP candidate faces this hurdle. Rubio supporters say they'd begrudgingly vote for Paul. Bush supporters say they'd begrudgingly vote for Kasich. And so on.
But of the Bush/Carson/Paul/Fiorina/Rubio/etc supporters ... only 1/3 of them say they'd vote for Trump.
1/3 of 50% is about 15-20%.
We'll say 25% just to be generous, using comparable boosts from people who viewed Romney and McCain/Palin unfavorably or very unfavorably prior to their nomination.
So, 12.5% plus 25%
That's just a little over 1/3
Trump can only count on about 1/3 of the nation's vote.
This is the reality kid. This is the math. These are the facts.
Trump enjoys bigger crowds than any other individual GOP candidate but he's losing the moderate and independent vote. All he's done is usurp the tea party. And the tea party is smaller and weaker than they realize.
>>57244301
Dude Bernie Sanders is a fucking internet meme. Hilary will get the nom and then be in the main running. Seriously, everyone knows this dude.
Sander's fans like to make him the champion of the 'common people', but what is ironically funny is that, even 'if' he gets the Dem ticket, the 'common people' most likely will be disgusted by his nasalized Brooklyn accent that he would lose popularity from them for some younger and handsome (or beautiful) candidate.
Nixon was literally kicking JFK's ass in the polls during the 1960 election up until they did the first televised debate, in which the tide turned for JFK simply because he was more handsome and charismatic with how he talk in-comparison to Nixon.
The 'common people' don't pay attention to politics outside of a few second exposure of clips televised during commercials or by social media trends, in which once they hear Sanders enough, they will probably just pick someone else as -- despite what populist like himself believe -- they do no have the greatest intentions for a nation in-mind when it comes to voting and decision making.
>>57255556
I do understand how percentages work.
I'm a Senior Business Intelligence Engineer for a major telecom. Data is my bread and butter.
Trump has wavered at the same figure for months while others climb and fall.
2/3 of GOP voters are trying to decide if they want Carson or Rubio or Fiorina or .. someone else, anyone else, besides Bush.
Those 2/3 have made it clear they do NOT want Trump.
1/3 have realized that they want Trump.
As candidates drop out, every *other* candidate *except* Trump have enjoyed modest boosts.
Donald Trump currently holds the lead at 28.3%
This is down 12 points from a month ago.
A democrat will win and I would prefer it to be Sanders. but Hillary has already been chosen, your media will confirm this. votes and public opinion do not matter.
>>57255556
>>57256045
To put it simply, now would be the time to invest in Trump if he were a stock. His stock has dipped from a peak of 40 to a low-to-mid valuation of 28.3%
I'd recommend a buy and hold until about May or June, followed by a sell. Then short him in July or August of next year.
I don't know who the long hold is but my gut says Rubio. I know it's not Fiorina or Carson. Definitely not Paul. Probably not Christie and probably not Kasich. Bush is doubtful but possible. Rubio seems most likely once the riff raff (Carson, Fiorina, Cruz, Paul) decide to excuse themselves.
>>57255556
Business intelligence.
Buddy, c'mon. You know you're inflating your ego by believing that's some mind blowing shit.
>>57250188
Trump's plan is high on tax breaks and we have a huge demand-side problem in the economy right now.
Calling someone a loser and then removing the safety net is likely to kill jobs, not make them. See: Kansas, Wisconsin
>>57255816
I don't believe that for a single second. If it came down to Trump vs. Sanders/Clinton, do you honestly think the GOP would prefer Sanders/Clinton over Trump? Because not voting in the election due to not supporting Trump would be the same thing as voting for Sanders/Clinton. That's not going to happen.
>>57256271
I stare at facts, assess risk, design contingencies and make predictions for a living. And I'm pretty good at it.
Look, I'm not as smart at Trump is. But even I can see the math; surely he can as well.
***
You wanna know what I think Trump's long term plan is? I think he whipped up his customers and viewers into supporters. I think he turned his great ratings into a campaign.
People who watch The Apprentice aren't the majority of Americans .. but there's still a whole fuckin lot of them. And frankly, I suspect they're kind of stupid. Who will be fired this week, Aubrey O'Day or Dee Snider? (never questioning why the fuck a business mogul would realistically put *either* of them in charge of a new product launch)
I think Trump knows he doesn't have the numbers for a presidential nomination let alone a win.
But he can flip the script again. He turned viewers into supporters. He can turn viewer/supporters, into donors.
I think Donald Trump is going to blame his inevitable loss on media and hyper liberalism, and I think he's going to pivot his campaign into the largest and most active Super PAC the nation has ever seen. Bigger than Koch. Bigger than MoveOn
And I think /pol/ will eat it up
Never realizing they were manipulated from the jump
Oh well. Fuck it. If Acorn can do it, why not Trump Enterprises.
***
That's what I think his long term strategy is. He saw how Palin and Huckabee turned a failed campaign into a lucrative career and thought to himself "maybe I should operationalize that and monetize it"
>>57244562
Not to mention that Bernie ain't doing shit.
He bowed down before Hillary on her traitorous emails.
>bush
rofl
>>57244301
bercheechee sancheechee
>>57256678
No I don't think they'd vote for Sanders or Clinton.
I think they'd stay home and pout.
Just like they did with McCain/Palin, and just like they did with Romney/Ryan
***
I think that every Hispanic, every woman and every veteran, would stay at home rather than vote for Trump.
>>57256774
>>57256921
***
I think the caregivers at the adult autism facility you live in should be fired for leaving you unsupervised on the internet so long you made these terrible posts.
>>57256004
Wow that pretty gay pretty fast.
>>57254744
>My parents love the Bush family
my mom almost broke down in tears when she saw how old and messed up Bush I is now.
>>57244320
Hahaha and Hawaii is red. Fucking kek
>>57244882
You're retarded if you think your landwhale and whiteknight friends would be able to participate let alone win a war against anyone.
>>57257681
To be fair, math is pretty hard for your typical Trump supporter.
That's why they think he'll win
They also think good sprinters win marathons
>>57245573
>>57244301
Daily reminder Bernie Sanders still hasn't released his tax proposal because all his supporters who actually have jobs will dump him once they find out he's gonna fuck them in the ass.
>>57244301
>SD blue
What shitty university did this?
>>57244320
Ks will never be blue.
>>57255556
that assumes the supporters of those dropping out will be equally spread among the remainders. not a good assumption.
Trump has 25% support right now. That is another way of saying 75% do not support him, divided among several non-Trump candidates. As the non-Trumps drop out their support could consolidate to the remaining non-Trump candidates. We could end up with a coupla non-trumps at 33% each with Trump still at 25% but now a distant 3rd place candidate.
>>57256236
My gut is that Bush is going to start turning around as the third-stringers start dropping off.
Too many of the behind-the-scene players of the republican party want him in office. The Bush dynasty is a known quality they can work with.
I'm more than willing to eat crow if Jeb drops out but I would be strongly hesitant to bet against him at this point.
>>57244722
Holy shit anon, you've killed me.
>>57260444
This is precisely what will happen.
And all it takes is one or two good debates for those remaining candidates to usurp supporters from the equal distribution of 30-35%, and we have our nominee.
Followed by lots of posts from /pol/ angrily decrying unfair GOP nomination tactics (see also, paultards, 2012) and a mosaic of fair weather fans clamoring to predict the inevitable GOP victor to be the next president in a "landslide" (see also, neo-Romney supporters, 2012), followed by accusations of voter fraud when the eventual GOP nominee loses. (see also, Rove, 2012)
***
Trump just doesn't have the numbers.
The question is, will you kids vote for Bush or Rubio when they get the eventual nomination or will you stay at home and pout?
Frankly, I suspect most if not all of Trump's supporters will stay at home and pout.
Thus, approx 30% of the nation, predominantly GOP doesn't vote.
Thus, a sea of blue, which we see in OP's pic
>>57244301
You spelled "Donald J. Trump" wrong.
>>57244301
Sanders will win. I know because a Jew told me so.
>>57244301
Nice b8
>>57244485
Draft dodging jew
Paul the Octopus was also 100% correct until he was wrong and he predicted way more things than that uni did. They ate him.
>>57260817
>Thus, approx 30% of the nation, predominantly GOP doesn't vote.
>predominantly GOP
The DNC has to constantly import illegals to vote for them to even stay relevant and you think the nonvoters are predominantly GOP?
>>57260617
I want to agree but that dynasty is a hot potato. And it doesn't help that Jeb won't decry the worst of his brothers decisions.
We should have NEVER invaded Iraq
And he should have paid better attention to security warnings pre-9/11
The fact that Jeb stubbornly refuses to concede this makes him easy pickings for a lower tier "establishment" candidate like Christie or Paul .. or for a random quotable quote from Trump.
All Rubio has to do is look to the side and whistle while it happens, then change the subject and appear to take the high road.
> "I won't say I agree with Governor Christie but I will say this; I'd demand more in depth analysis before bailing out a big bank, rather than allowing panic to dictate. Not that I disagree with President Bush's decision; but I would consider the ramifications longer before making a decision"
Jeb won't say this at all. Everyone else won't say it politely.
This is why my gut says Rubio.
He's one silver tongued motherfucker
>>57245308
I bet you voted for McCain.
>>57261075
> import illegals to vote for them
Barring the fact that one cannot "import" a human being in the United States (slavery is illegal, see also, 13th & 14th amendments to the constitution) ... barring this flaw in your argument ...
Your assertion that the DNC engages in voter fraud has been disproven time and again.
Typically, when polling offices are investigated for fraud, it's almost always the GOP engaging in illegal tactics, and usually at the local rather than federal level.
The overwhelming majority of US voter fraud consists of local GOP offices engaged in illegal tactics to pass local legislation and/or position someone into a local position such as commissioner, etc
>>57244764
The coal industry is already dead tbqh f@m
>>57261373
First off, you sound like a pretentious faggot.
Secondly, your citation of the Constitution is retarded because the Constitution only applies to US citizens, regardless of which Amendments you are citing.
Thirdly, my "assertion" hasn't been disproven ever.
Fourthly, investigations into voter fraud don't take place where it actually happens, hence your shitty conclusion.
Fifthly (?) The overwhelming majority of US voter fraud happens in commiefornia and all those illegals that are issued government issued driver's licenses which also automatically registers them to vote because fuck you, reasons! Quit being a bigot!!!!!
>>57244301
Could happen. This will be an election to decide between gibs and jobs, after all.
>>57262200
> you sound like a pretentious faggot
Well, I am smarter than you
>the Constitution only applies to US citizens
Wrong. Try reading it some time. It's not very big.
I mean, it's just patently false. Laughably false.
Everyone on US soil is offered equal protection by the Bill of Rights. This is why tourists who violate the law have the right to a speedy trial, can refuse to testify, and can cross examine those who testify against them; this is why "illegal aliens" are categorically given the right to protest the charges of trespassing; this is why any visitor can say anything they want when they visit. The 14th amendment articulates this when it says that no on may "deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws."
> issued government issued driver's licenses which also automatically registers them to vote
Again, patently, laughably false. If this were true, the state would be saturated with 16 year old voters.
You can register to vote at the DMV, while visiting the DMV:
http://www.dmv.org/ca-california/voter-registration.php
In order to register you must be a US citizen. To prove your citizenship you must provide your drivers license, *THE LAST FOUR DIGITS OF YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER*, and your date of birth:
http://registertovote.ca.gov
Typically speaking, the only non citizens who can apply for a SS # are workers who have been vetted by Homeland Security:
https://faq.ssa.gov/link/portal/34011/34019/Article/3782/If-I-am-not-a-U-S-citizen-can-I-get-a-Social-Security-number
***
It helps to know what the fuck you're talking about when you, like, talk about stuff.
>>57245464
ready for my nobel prize kids
>>57262200
Although once Trump loses the nomination and fags like you stay home and pout, securing a commanding DNC victory not unlike OP's pic, at least we know you'll be consistent in blaming "illegal immigrants" rather than yourself for the direction your life is taking.
>>57263441
That's not true bro.
What is
>gitmo
Lol get out of here
>>57244485
>>57263441
>Well, I am smarter than you
Keep telling yourself that. Even if that were true, that wouldn't make you any less of a pretentious faggot.
>I mean, it's just patently false. Laughably false.
Well I will concede it's kind of a gray area. It applies when talking about criminal prosecution and a few other areas, not everywhere.
>any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws."
This is what I mean above. Whether illegals fall under US jurisdiction is up for debate.
You're a god damn retard if you think any of that shit happens in California.
>what are fake ssns
>who actually checks and enforces it
>hurr provide the drivers license we just gave you that we give to illegals
You're either willingly or unwillingly being a dumb ignorant shit. I hope the former.
>>57264053
Don't out illegal immigrants in quotes, faggot. That's what they are. And they have to go back. After they build the fucking wall to keep them out.
>>57244301
MS, GA, SC, NC, TN, AR, OK - blue
lolololololololololololololol
>>57244301
This fucking map is retarded, how in the holy fuck is OK blue?
>>57244763
Google image doesn't give me anything, does anyone have the picture without the LOL FUNNI MAYMAY TEXT ?
