does it mean I am white?
http://www.foodbeast.com/news/map-of-milk-consumption-lactose-intolerance-around-the-world/
>>57243106
can you though nigger?
>>57243182
I drank most of it. Now my tummy hurts
:(
>>57243106
bull fucking shit, no lactose intolerant people here
>>57243106
I can down a whole pint of milk and not feel any ill effects but I'm only like half white.
>>57243226
lel
where are you from?
>>57243295
Sweden.
>>57243290
>a whole pint
Impressive.
>tfw i'm in an australian shitposting thread
>>57243106
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR HAND!
>>57243338
Kek
>>57243433
It's summer. I've got a tan.
>>57243433
He wiped Indian style
>mfw everyone in Argentina has a constant stomach ache
>>57243106
The media tells me we're all equal genetically and culturally so you should be fine.
>>57243106
>chug chocolate milk
>not sure if burps and farts are lactose intolerance or gas
>eat eggs
>horrible smelling farts for the next hour
>>57243480
THATS NO THAN OH MY GOD!
WHY IS YOUR SKIN THE COLOR OF SHIT?
IS THE CANOOK >>57243502 RIGHT?
DID YOU SHIT IN THE STREETS?
I SURE HOPE YOUR ACTUAL SKIN COLOR ISNT THAT OF A SHIT>!QAWE RDCFGVHTFBUHJLI
White Americans like myself were raised on beef, bitch. I can eat steak and cheese and drink milk all day, it's fucking delicious and feels good man.
>tfw 6'4"
Now drink up, manlet
>>57243106
you bought* razer, so no
*I give you the benefit of doubt.
>tfw drinking milk since birth
no better drink than chocolate milk in a white russian
>>57243433
it´s the wrong colour
>>57243106
is it just a meme, or are whites really the only ones that can drink a whole carton of milk without shitting themselves?
I for example can drink any amount of milk and it has no effect on me, besides making me feel good.
I know, that asians get stomach cramps after 1 glass of milk, wich is why yoghurt, cheese and such are rare in their supermarkets.
But is same for blacks? What about arabs? Jews? Latinos?
Whitey survived only on cereals and milk for thousands of years. Meat was eaten once a month if you were lucky
Another reason why whites are the superior race.
>>57243338
Made me laugh.
>>57243106
quality thread
>>57243226
lol retarded shitskin thought he could drink milk.
>>57243106
I drink a gallon of milk every 2-3 days. Am I certified aryan?
>>57243548
He lives in Australia. There's a giant hole in the ozone layer that gives everyone their insanely dark tans.
It means you have one small quality in common with whites. You can be the best of the shitskins. Also, why are there so many black cunts on /pol/?
>>57243670
I'm fine with any dairy product and milk mixed with stuff like oats or coffee, but drinking straight milk just feels gross.
>>57243625
oh comeone its great for mmos
>>57243720
So you can suck whitestuff that came out of what looks like mini doodles out of a cow and not feel disgusting afterwards. I truly envy you
They make lactose free milk now. You guys are fucking idiots btw. If white were superior they wouldn't be slaves to the jews.
>>57243776
OH MY GOD!
SO EVERYONES SKIN IS COVERED IN SHIT?!?!?!?!??!?!?`ZXCSDFGVDFN UD
>>57243585
>White Americans like myself were raised on beef, bitch. I can eat steak and cheese and drink milk all day, it's fucking delicious and feels good man.
m'boy. How do you like your steaks?
>>57243670
I think thex can drink it, but not fully process it. Mongols and massai should fully process it, it was base of their diet. Ashkenazi jews are kinda white so they should also process it without problems.
>>57243813
Why do you think they're called shitposters, It's not coincidence. Turn off your caps ya fuckin spaz.
>>57243800
>it's icky and you're icky :(
Literal 6 year old logic. You think ancient humans weren't aware animals produced milk like humans do?
>>57243815
Medium well
anyone remember the #alsicebucketchallenge ?
let´s start #milkforsuperiority, where white people drink and enjoy some milk
Then laught at all the blacks who wanna take the challange to proove, that we are all the same except for the colour. The shit in their pants will teach them otherwise.
>>57243893
not too bad, but if there isn't even a little red it tastes burnt to me
>>57243890
I don't think its icky. I am really jealous that white people can give cows blowjobs and not shit themselves aftwerwards
http://milk.procon.org/view.resource.php?resourceID=000661
>>57244007
You can stay mad, abo. You can cry sour grapes all you want, but it doesn't change shit.
>>57243815
How do I like my steak? Wrapped in bacon of course!
Medium, I like clear juice, not blood.
>>57244068
as I recall, the reddish juice isn't saturated with blood, but with the same proteins that pigment the meat, differentiating white meat from brown from red.
>>57244007
But you can eat bardy grubs.
>>57243106
>niggerfingers
>tfw big bowl of vanilla bean ice cream every night with a glass of milk
life is good
>>57244191
>not making that shit a milkshake
I get that milk cleanses the palette so the next spoonful is better, but milkshakes are the bomb
>>57243585
I'm not a manlet, I'm only 3 inches shy of 5'10
>>57244250
Holy hell you're even abo sized! who taught you to read?
>>57244282
>who taught you to read?
White people.
>>57244282
>>57244060
>>57244139
I'm not an abo
>>57244246
That's the best part, I had a milk shake earlier, my diet is roughly 40% dairy, 40% meat, 10% random shit.
>>57244331
You're colored like an abo, you're abo sized, and you have an abo understanding of biology.
>white people taught me to read
We also taught a gorilla sign language
>>57243106
I can drink 3 bottles of milk without getting a stomach upset nor shitting liquid shit.
White/Hispanic whose favorite drink is milk here. Am I White?!?
>>57244383
I was about to criticize that a little, but I realized that what i've eaten for the past 3 weeks has effectively been alfredo pasta and meat stuffed pizzas.
>>57244389
Can you teach me sign language?
>>57244447
I could try, but your little abo head is probably already full to bursting.
>>57243893
limpwristed candy ass
>>57244467
ur mean
>milk makes people fart
The fuck? At least you're not as bad as people who get diarrhea from coffee.
>>57243106
I can't drink milk without puking, not because I'm lactose intolerant I just think it tastes like shit. Unless it's with cereal get that shit away from me.
>>57243338
Svenlacious brown can't drink milk.
>>57244630
these people should be forced to drink coffee while strapped to a toilet until they die from dehydration
>>57244630
To be fair to those people coffee is a laxative.
How are white Americans less affected than Europe?
>>57244677
>literally repulsed by the nectar of life
there is a fatal flaw in you. Should it prove to be genetic, your children would likely starve themselves. Yours is a dead genetic line.
>>57244807
further from syria
>>57244833
Are you retarded?
>>57244776
And those people should be purged from the gene pool.
>>57244981
Are you? Milk is all an infant eats for close to a year.
>>57244807
All the best and brightest(whitest) fled northwestern Europe, Britain, and Scandinavia to seek a better life in America in order to get away from the retards that still live there today.
>>57245048
It's not cow's milk though.
>>57245048
Food preference is not genetic you dipshit.
All infants are lactose tolerant.
Infants have no preference in food until they actually try other foods.
Children usually eat what they see their parents eat.
>>57244807
What's up with Niger in that pic?
>>57243106
That article is wildly inaccurate.
>>57245124
They're both composed of water, lactic acid, lipids, and sugars. Note: same lipids, and same sugars, though in different proportions.
>>57245132
>can't drink milk without puking
Sounds to me like bodily rejection, not a food preference. Good try though.
>>57245307
>Sounds to me like bodily rejection, not a food preference. Good try though.
It's a hyperbole you dipshit.
>>57245307
>They're both composed of water, lactic acid, lipids, and sugars. Note: same lipids, and same sugars, though in different proportions.
All of which you can get from other food sources
>>57245247
A breakaway group of ancient ayrans that migrated from Iberia long, long ago.
Many of them are part of the ruling classes in those African countries.
>>57243106
Mug nigga that a red dragon mouse??
>>57245343
My only experience with Lithuanian humor has to do with famine and war. innocent mistake.
>>57245378
>you can get lactic acid from anywhere!
You literally can't. And formula, the best available approximation of breastmilk, is widely known to be much worse for your baby than actual breastmilk.
>>57245247
>>57245423
>>57243106
I'm afraid not
>>57245494
Ah, you do know what the byproduct of anaerobic respiration is, right?
>>57245476
It clearly isn't.
>>57243106
>tfw asian
Milk rips my asshole apart but that doesn't stop me from drinking it
>>57245476
umm, its a naga. You can even see the thumb pad. Idk why I still have it, I don't play lotro anymore.
>>57245628
You know babies aren't expected to work out, right?
I can drink a lot of milk and not get cramps or shit myself but dairy causes more acne and phlegm in my lungs. So I choose not to drink it or eat it very often.
>>57245792
You can't get acne in your lungs you fucking idiot.
>>57245792
Do you smoke?
>>57245669
I applaud you for following your dreams anon despite your body telling you not to
I use to drink like 1 litre of milk a day and it feels so good.
How could negros cannot drink the gods nectar which is chocolate milk?
>>57245848
lol. I was obviously talking about acne on my face and phlegm in my lungs.
>>57245876
Nope, but I am asthmatic.
>>57243106
Are all australians niggers ?
>>57245995
take a pure cro-magnon human, and transform that aryan hero into a nigger. double every change you made, and you have yourself an aboriginal, native to straya. This is what populates OP's ancestry, and this is what OP is.
>>57246046
I'm not an abo.
>>57245708
You do know that certain cells exclusively produce energy via anaerobic respiration, right?
>>57246046
oh I get it. they are truboniggers.
>>57245476
>>57243106
>buying shitty greenpuke jew mice
kek
get some taste, lads
>>57246109
>You're colored like an abo, you're abo sized, and you have an abo understanding of biology.
>>white people taught me to read
>We also taught a gorilla sign language
>>57246133
You know bacteria aren't humans, right?
>>57243106
fuck off aborigine
>>57246146
is that some chink knock off?
>>57246290
You are Greek
>>57244807
europe has been polluted
>>57246146
>>57246304
Only people with learning difficulties hate the naga.
If you put the effort to get used to it, it is literally the best mouse for mmos
I fucking love milk
I wanna eat a fat ass rare ribeye and wash it down with a gallon of milk to trigger some paper stomached pussy
>>57246146
>>57246304
lmao get a load of these scrubs
>2015
>not having the best mouse ever created
>>57246341
at least he isn't a literal modern homo erectus.
>>57246304
>mx-518
my left mouse button keeps fucking up but i don't want to replace the mouse i've had for a decade
>>57246387
>wash it down with a gallon of milk to trigger some paper stomached pussy
I've only ever had a half gallon at once. A full gallon might distend your stomach
>>57246391 et al.
>not using a trackball
>>57246403
I'm not an abo.
>>57246385
....I play minecraft and LDD
>>57246463
>>You're colored like an abo, you're abo sized, and you have an abo understanding of biology.
>>>white people taught me to read
>>We also taught a gorilla sign language
>>57246304
Mane that mouse is the only piece of hardware I haven't replaced in fucking like 10 years.
Tips for non whites.
Don’t give up milk products entirely. They are an important source of nutrients, especially calcium.
Hard and matured cheeses such as cheddar, Edam, Swiss, mozzarella, brie and fetta contain no lactose and are tolerated by people with lactose intolerance.
Similarly, butter and cream contain very low levels of lactose and are well tolerated.
Yoghurt is usually well tolerated because the lactose content decreases each day as the bacteria use lactose for energy.
Fresh cheeses such as cottage cheese and ricotta have very low levels of lactose and are usually well tolerated in small amounts.
Drink milk in moderate quantities. Most people with this condition can tolerate 240 ml of milk per day, but you need to work out your own tolerance level. You can buy milk that has had the lactose broken down, which makes it lactose free.
Drink full-fat milk because the fats slow the journey of the milk through the intestines and allow the lactase enzymes more time to break down the sugars.
Avoid low-fat or non-fat milks – they travel quickly through the gut and tend to cause symptoms in lactose intolerant people. Also, many low-fat milk products may contain skim milk powder, which provides a higher dose of lactose.
Eat foods that contain lactose in combination with other foods or spread them out over the day, rather than eating a large amount at once.
Soy foods such as soy milk and yoghurt are lactose free, a good source of calcium and a good substitute for milk or milk products.
>>57243662
> chocolate milk in a white russian
Why did I never think of this? Gonna get some more kalhua this weekend and try it.
>>57246616
>/pol caring for the welfare of non-whites
....wait is that and Australian flag?
>>57246616
Neat. I always wondered why any cheese/yogurt/ice cream never bothered me, but a full glass of milk gives me enough gas to wreck a room of Jews.
My ancestors were all white as far back as the 1750s except my great-grandmother on my mother's side was full Cherokee. Which also, is the side of my family that has multiple cases of lactose intolerance.
>>57243106
hahaha nigger can't drink milk
>>57247143
Yeah but people can't tell when I am blushing. Fair trade 2bh
>>57247105
sounds to me like a particularly pesky somatic trait. Hope your kids don't get it too, milk is good.
>>57247198
You have to possess the capacity for abstraction of thought to have reason to blush. Abos do not possess sapience as a persistent trait.
Damnit, must suck to not be able to drink milk.
I drink a few litre of milk a week.
Milk makes you strong and healthy, I've also noticed quite the penis gains.
Milk is love, milk is life.
>>57247231
You are a fattie boomba that doesn't wipe his arse. Go away on your motor wheelchair you fattie smelly poo poo american.
i'm of mexican ancestry and I can drink milk.
i'm going to get some now
>>57247348
It took you 4 tries to get to the point where you could try to insult me back, and you brought "fattie boomba" to the thread
>>57247454
>It took you 4 tries to get to the point where you could try to insult me back
I'm sorry, I'm a really tame person :x
>fattie boomba
Well we are just play fighting so I wanted to give you a cute insult.
>>57246695
at first i was disgusted because i don't like white russians
but then i thought about it
CHOCOLATE RUSSIANS
sounds fucking delicious
i would drink the fuck out of that.
>>57247527
I'll give you one thing, abo. You really know how to de-escalate a situation
>>57247429
met too
>>57244807
>mfw we always milk as disaster food aid to countries with a high incidence of lactose intolerance and loads of people die shitting out all their electrolytes
tfw Chinese but drink whole milk because bulking
>>57248351
>>57248404
I remember that video
Too bad I don't like in Ontario so I don't get my milk in bags.
>tfw grandparents farmers, and grew up in bumfuck nowhere austria
>drank milk freshly milked my wole life
>use Buttermilk for bulking now cuz cheap
>>57243106
I'm white as can be and milk makes me nauseous.
>>57248404
But if you just cut open a hole in that bag then it is gonna constantly be open.
Canada, treat your milk better!
>unless you use a clamp or something on it afterwards
>mfw just the smell of milk make me puke
>still eat tons of cheese all day ,everyday
Thank god i'm not lactose intolerant ,but boy eating my cereals in orange juice was weird now that i think of it
>>57249018
>smell of milk
Sounds to me like you never refrigerated it
>>57249060
Nah ,been that way since I had a febrile seizure when i was 18 month old.
Weird shit
>>57249018
Cheese has almost all the lactose removed non-white.
>>57243106
I saw a dark coloured hand and immediately thought it was codeine.
I'm white though and I love codeine.
>>57249217
I'm still not aware of a milk smell without it being rancid