>Yesterday Russia cancelled it's trade and visa agreements with Turkey.
>Today Russia made it illegal to employ people with Turkish Citizenship aka deported all Turks in Russia.
How will be the effects of it on Russian and Turkish Economy?
underground donner kebab speakeasy
blackmarket kebab meat
>>56974926
Whoever got Turkey to wreck that plane was brilliant.
>nuclear plant by Russia in Turkey is kill
>gas pipeline is kill
>visa-free travel is kill
>both Russian top vacation spots outside Russia is wrecked (Egypt and Turkey)
Russia's economy damaged. Turkey is punished for getting in bed with Russia.
Someone is getting a Colonel for this.
Putin is being too much butthurt.
He stops importing food from Turkey while everyone sanctions him. I mean who cares people will sell those to other countries for a bit cheaper.
>>56974926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeyDfVjq6sw
I fucking knew shit was gonna go down
T-T
>>56975555
>Importing Kebab food
Now I understand Russia's life expectancy
>>56975296
are you somehow implying this is bad for Russia? Except for the pipeline most of these things hit Turkey way harder than Russia. Russians can just as well go to Croatia to vacation.
Putin's gonna destroy russia
>>56975660
>Now I understand Russia's life expectancy
You don't understand.
We basically send them what we don't want to eat.
>>56975555
putin doesn't care about his people
Attention to turk posters
The turks are ruthless commies now,why not imbrace the russians and convert to orthodox Christianity,you are an atheist kemalist yes lol,just convert and give up constinople. After that the russians will give money to start up a sterilization program for the turks,the thing is you are welcome to the russian women as long as you are sterilized and they have at least one kid. FAIR TRADE AM I RIGHT,DONT BE A TURK ROACH NOW,YOU HAVE A CHOICE MR KEMALIST.
>>56975296
You do know that they are talking with china about another pipeline right?
>>56975835
Considering you feed on feces, that's not much of argument.
>>56975835
The turks are ruthless commies now,why not imbrace the russians and convert to orthodox Christianity,you are an atheist kemalist yes lol,just convert and give up constinople. After that the russians will give money to start up a sterilization program for the turks,the thing is you are welcome to the russian women as long as you are sterilized and they have at least one kid. FAIR TRADE AM I RIGHT,DONT BE A TURK ROACH NOW,YOU HAVE A CHOICE MR KEMALIST.
>>56975968
The turks are ruthless commies now,why not imbrace the russians and convert to orthodox Christianity,you are an atheist kemalist yes lol,just convert and give up constinople. After that the russians will give money to start up a sterilization program for the turks,the thing is you are welcome to the russian women as long as you are sterilized and they have at least one kid. FAIR TRADE AM I RIGHT,DONT BE A TURK ROACH NOW,YOU HAVE A CHOICE MR KEMALIST.
>>56975968
>tfw they have been killing your people slowly with bad food
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1UHwod3.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>56974926
Turns out Putin is a bogeyman
Only Moonman rules Russia
>>56975296
This is a great point, it'll fuck up Russia (who are, lets face it, our rivals, even though I sympathize with them) as well as Turkey (although we have a treaty with them, lets face it, they're big time Islamic State supporters and were the main ones clamoring for Syria to be turned into the chaotic wasteland it is nowadays). Win-win.
>>56974926
Doubt it would make big impact on anyone.
>>56975975
>>56976036
jesus christ what the fuck was this imbecile even trying to say?
Why even bother with getting a US IP to shitpost with if you can't speak English properly? Get the fuck off /pol/ and learn English.
>>56975950
>talking with china about another pipeline
you mean the pipeline they are begging china to let them build for 100% russian money and then supply gas at a loss? chinks are fucking them in the ass on that one
Anyone watching Putin and Tyson tonight on the boxing?
>>56975555
You're country is only in NATO due to your geographic location. It literally has nothing else we care about.
>>56975822
Have you ever seen Russia on a map and how many neighbor countries and trade partners it has? Also, Russians have survived 8 decades of communism, I'm pretty sure they can stand not getting kebab food.
>>56974926
No source?
>>56976338
Russia has survived no food plenty of times. Poison Ivy soup anyone?
>>56976346
I saw a lot of this in RU media.
>>56976338
Yea, not for kebab thing, sooner or leater russian will kick putin's ass away from his dictator spot
>>56976231
Why pretend you're Russian when you're very obviously a US embassy worker. I had a Japanese ID when I lived in Tokyo and pretended to be Nip to troll poltards, still didn't make me Japanese.
>>56976338
I dont think Russia is liked by any of those neighbour countries. Russia is effectively isolating itself from everyone. Seems like Obongo wins again.
Also, the Russians died like cockroaches during communism.
>>56976482
>Mario
>in charge of understanding foreign politics
How about you start sinking those boats from Lybia, instead of helping them and sending the hordes of mudshits to us in the end.
>>56975555
fuck off erdogans personal cocksucker. people like you destroying kemalistic turkey
>>56976535
>Greek
>supporting turkroach over Russia
Get your Istanbul ID back, Mehmet, you aren't fooling anyone.
>>56976535
Nah, a lot of po-russians here. A lot of in ukraine (still, but less than two years ago), in kazahstan and shitload in mongolia (for reasons i will neve undestand)
>>56976678
very nice ad hominem shitposting there Igor
+1g krokodil
>>56976440
Please the turks deserve a chance to give up the holy city,they are atheists,why do you care? The holy city will be ours.
Attention to turk posters
The turks are ruthless commies now,why not imbrace the russians and convert to orthodox Christianity,you are an atheist kemalist yes lol,just convert and give up constinople. After that the russians will give money to start up a sterilization program for the turks,the thing is you are welcome to the russian women as long as you are sterilized and they have at least one kid. FAIR TRADE AM I RIGHT,DONT BE A TURK ROACH NOW,YOU HAVE A CHOICE MR KEMALIST.
>>56974926
we export 5 times more than we import to russia. we could punish them so severely while it's getting ambargoed from everyone. but nothing will happen and erdogan won't apology and they won't send our airspace another bydlo jet. otherwise we will barbecue it too.
>Today Russia made it illegal to employ people with Turkish Citizenship aka deported all Turks in Russia
M A D M A N
>>56976535
pay your debts Greece
>>56976931The turks are ruthless commies now,why not imbrace the russians and convert to orthodox Christianity,you are an atheist kemalist yes lol,just convert and give up constinople. After that the russians will give money to start up a sterilization program for the turks,the thing is you are welcome to the russian women as long as you are sterilized and they have at least one kid. FAIR TRADE AM I RIGHT,DONT BE A TURK ROACH NOW,YOU HAVE A CHOICE MR KEMALIST.
>>56976252
Seriously, what the fuck is Russia thinking with that?
>>56976587
You've been clearly brainwashed by "Marin LePutain"
>>56976899
cockroaching intensifies
>>56974926
>>Today Russia made it illegal to employ people with Turkish Citizenship aka deported all Turks in Russia
kristallnacht when?
>>56976899
close bosphorus anon.
>>56976844
>joining any abrahamic religion
Islam and Christianity are both cancer
>>56977088
Current Christianity is.
>>56977088
Its about tradition and understanding and giving the superior peoples their due.You dont seem to understand the bigger picture,typical fool.
>>56976899
>Turkey exports 5x more than importing from Russia
>Stopping this would hurt Russia more
Turkroaches can't into math
>>56977038
I haven't. I have always been pro Russia from a strategic point of view, like a lot of people from the right wing in France, way before Marine went to ask Putin for money because Western banks refused her a loan. It's a tradition since De Gaulle and I consider myself a 'gaulliste'. DG understood you couldn't trust the Murricans.
>>56977050
I believe that's an act of war, plus I don't mind some rusty soviet era ships passing by carrying food to starving Russians.
>>56976740
shitload in mongolia (for reasons i will neve undestand)
Mongolia is landlocked and only bordered by two countries. They made friends with the better one.
>>56975555
get rekt turk faggot, no one likes you.
>>56976899
You turk roach kemalist,understand the slavic peoples have the brain amd balls to do whats necessary to clean the world of the judeo filth.Im want to see america be liberated by the russians and I would give them my daughter,the are the holy peoples of our age.
Americans should join the russian military http://www.themoscowtimes.com/mobile/business/article/what-you-need-to-know-about-joining-the-russian-army/514256.html
Their intelligence wud be good for the military and they can fight for a cause
>>56974926
Man, they sure can get thing done over there in a hurry. If they did the same thing to us we wouldn't be able to even do half that stuff.
The russians are very good for the world to rid of the zionist filth,please they treat peoples with respect amd dignity.Russis is the new germany,the whole world is against them,please swallow the final red pill.
>>56975835
That's not how economics works in developed countries, Kabab.
All the best stuff goes abroad with higher mark up.
>>56974926
I don't understand Russia. They were already hurting because of the embargo and now they want to embargo themselves?
Turks don't give a shit about Russia's planes lol.
Also what will happen to all the Russian prostitutes in Istanbul?
Will they go back also ?
http://istanbul.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=russian
>>56974926
>How will be the effects of it on Russian and Turkish Economy?
To understand the answer, here is the figure (in K$, Source central bank of Russia)
2014 trade between Russia and Turkey
Exports from Russia to Turkey 2 961,412
Imports from Turkey to Russia 9 721,079
Balance -6 759,667
So nevertheless Turkey is a big customer for Russia, the trade balance is greatly in favor of Turkey.
Long story short: Turkey is set to loose 8-10 billions $ for this. Also Russia who have lost 2 major touristic destination will probably have a boost in the internal tourist sector, something of 0.2 to 0.3% GDP magnitude.
Don't go to Crimea next summer, it'll be overcrowded
>>56976899
you're lucky almost everyone on this board is as dense as you lol
>>56975555
Welcome back to the anglosphere, you treacherous dogs.
>>56977774
Yeah, we care about some prostitutes abroad, we will absolutely make sure they are going home.
Are you retarded?
>>56976899
is this b8?
Remember to post these links when t*rkroaches yell about muuh paper bear while secretly crying themselves to sleep :^)
>hundreds of thousands of Russian tourists cancelling excursions to t*rkroach land
>all the Russian football teams cancelling their summer training camps
>food, clothing and misc t*rkroach exports banned from Russia (it's not only chicken, my dear t*rkroach neighbour)
>Russia bans, arrest and deports numerous t*rkroach businessmen, businesses
http://www.themoscowtimes.com/article/550611.html
http://russianfootballnews.com/russian-clubs-cancel-training-camps-in-turkey-due-to-political-crisis/
http://news.yahoo.com/russia-holding-turkish-goods-border-relations-sour-101020011--finance.html
http://www.tori.ng/news/14491/russia-deports-39-turkish-businessmen-following-ru.html
>Fresh off the presses, no more visa free travel for the t*rkroaches. Major dofficulty for any t*rkroach bussines
https://www.rt.com/news/323650-russia-visa-travel-turkey/
>Nuclear power plant Ruskies were building cheaply as a favour to the roaches and the Turkish Stream pipeline are on the chopping block:
https://www.rt.com/business/323576-medvedev-measures-restrictions-turkey/
T*rkroach economy BTFO, the food export ban is worth 1 billion USD, the tourism losses are 10s of billions. The visa ban adds more losses.
If the plant and pipeline get rekt that means hundreds of billions of losses.
>20 t*rkroach trucks carrying ammo for ISIS and bringing back illegal fuel from ISIS refineries (under the muuh humanitarian aid pretense) bombed to hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUhib8aqmxw
http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/11/26/us-mideast-crisis-syria-strikes-idUSKBN0TF1RQ20151126#LhHkgvj6qDBZoYu8.97
>17 t*rkmen (the t*rkish terrorists that killed the parachuting pilot) villages on Syrian soil no longer exist, bombed to hell by Russian planes, men, women, children - REKT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2C5aAxpRGM
>>56976320
Not watching. Fuck TVs.
Will read a text stream.
>>56978043
>S-400 surface to air missiles deployed in Syria, effectively shutting down all t*rkroach air traffic at will, official orders "shoot down any plane or missile that looks even remotely aggressive"
>guided missile cruiser deployed to Syria
http://theaviationist.com/2015/11/25/all-the-weapons-sensors-moskva/
>Putin financing and arming Kurds confirmed
>Kurds in Kobane officially say they will bring down any t*rkroach plane that comes near the city
>Erdoroach forced to crawl to his NATO overlords for help
>Erdoroach destroying his economy, the peace with the Kurds, now getting fucked by the bear, bravo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDBEO7fQ1BA
>>56977777
Turkey BTFO
>and checked
keking at russia responding like a woman who found out her husband was cheating.
>I'm throwing all your shit out! get out! don't ever speak to me again!
>>56977777
With the ruble being so cheap right now, it's not a good idea to vacation abroad in general, unless you're rich and don't care.
While this trade problem does not affect the Turkish government directly, it is going to put a lot of businesses out and cause turmoil among Turks who just want to earn their cut.
>>56975555
>We can now sell more food to Russia
Thanks for being retarded, T*rkroaches.
>>56978226
This husband loves cannibals islam scum.
>>56977855
Whenever I vacation there I am happy with the large amount of cheap Russian whores. I would be very said if they left.
DESU that's all I care about in both countries.
>>56977774
>http://istanbul.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=russian
>decide to check this link out of morbid curiosity
>very first option is "Shemale Anna"
Explain yourselves, Turkey.
>>56977777
Also turkey's economy since the 2000s has been propped up on shit-tons of borrowing credit from europe.
much less sustainable than russia's oil/gas wealth.
>>56975567
Holy fuck this is that song that the Russian girl I'm in love with sings in that video
>>56976899
Wow you are very, VERY dumb
>>56978761
Its even worse in Russia.
http://www.tradingeconomics.com/russia/consumer-credit
>>56977777
>>56978043
>food export ban
>putin wins
Are you guys fucking stupid. Do you think crops will magically disappear due to Russian ban.
People will sell them in new markets -probably a bit cheaper-
>>56978943
link?
>>56976184
>they're big time Islamic State supporters
So is the USA and Israel. Erdogan is but a pawn of the shekel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oidaJHwZZgs
>tfw Obama informed Turkey, a NATO member, to shoot any Russian plane that enters its airspace
How much of a stretch would this be? Obama did say Turkey has a right to defend its borders
>>56975296
>Gas pipeline is kill
Step one complete
>>56979268
>a bit cheaper-
That's the fucking point you inbred roach
>>56979552
well, listen up gypsy.
just because your national GDP is $10, it doesn't mean loss of $10 would equally hurt everyone.
now go back to your rat infested mud-hut and do gypsy stuff.
>>56977088
I see you left off Judaism. Come to the right path, brother. ;)
>>56979905
Why are you even here, shouldn't you be killing Syrians?
>>56979905
Seems like I struck a nerve, eh, roach?
top kek, enjoy your recession.
>>56979323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozYao1Mju7A
Hier sie ist. Sie ist meine leibe
This manlet fag literally banned all the good food. Few more years and this place will be worse than soviet union.
>>56980323
>good food
TIDF detected
>>56979268
don't expect it'll go gently like that.
Beside, the ban is not only on the food, but also on the workers (90.000 to be fired in January).
Were do you plan to send them ? I don't think Germany is eager to welcome them nowadays.
Don't underestimate the capacity of Russia to make you pay big time for what you've done.
>>56980231
If she has a sister, can you tell me?
>>56979905
The turks are ruthless commies now,why not imbrace the russians and convert to orthodox Christianity,you are an atheist kemalist yes lol,just convert and give up constinople. After that the russians will give money to start up a sterilization program for the turks,the thing is you are welcome to the russian women as long as you are sterilized and they have at least one kid. FAIR TRADE AM I RIGHT,DONT BE A TURK ROACH NOW,YOU HAVE A CHOICE MR KEMALIST.
>>56979905
It isn't a $10 loss.
Look, where are you going to carve up a market for Turkish food and clothing exports?
EU are food exporters, and the rest of ME is well supplied by Asia.
What Russia will end up doing is probably try to normalize their relationship with EU through cooperation with France and up it's imports from Chinese producers.
Turkey meanwhile will have to do some serious strategizing to determine markets where they can enter.
>>56979552
>>56979905
As the matter of fact, Bulgaria is set to benefit from the Russian sanctions. There is many Russian tourists in Bulgaria, next year they ought to be more.
>>56980452
Aber natürlich!
So how long until Constantinople returns to Europe?
>>56980431
Russia certainly could hurt Turkey. But they're not willing to do anything that matters. (like cutting natural gas)
Sanctions are mostly focusing on gimmicks.
>>56975296
Except for the pipeline, all of those are much larger losses for Turkey than Russia
>>56980893
Not exactly that. Do you just realize how profitable this plane downing is for Russia, at all levels ?
I'll only stick to the economical level which can be analysed cold-blooded: Russia has the biggest negative balance in Services importations toward Turkey.
Here is the top 5 of the list (in K$)
-6 759 667 TURKEY
-3 554 376 EGYPT
-3 350 473 GERMANY
-3 220 915 FRANCE
-3 190 977 SPAIN
Terminating tourism and business either with Turkey (and also Egypt) is economically a good decision for Russia, as it will improve its overall commercial balance. there is nothing Turkey is providing that can't be replaced either from other sources, or internally (expect 50%-60% of the lost money for Turkey to come back directly in the matching economical sectors in Russia). At the opposite, Turkey need what Russia is providing. And for alternative source of Gaz, the only viable one being... Iran. Will you replace Russian gaz with Iran one ???
Truth is Russia has plenty ways of imposing Turkey dire economic sanctions without the ability for Turkey to retaliate.
And you have just provided to Russia the perfect pretext to take such decisions with very minor consequences, both internally and externally.
>>56980589
Also, if the turkish stream gets rekt we might get the south stream pipeline back :)
So, Russia embargoes themselves some more to punish Turkey.
Good plan Vladimir.
Protip : if you are supplier of whatever industrial goods the Turks sold exclusively to Russia before, offer your shit to desperate Russian factories for triple the price ^^
>>56981781
Well, I won't count too much on this one, anon.
Odds are on a doubling of North Stream, because in this PIC >>56979498 nevertheless it's not centered on Germany, you can understand that's Germany which will be now the mandatory gaz hub for Europe.
once again long story short: German have repeatedly fucked up all gaz pipeline project that would avoid them. Southern EU should understand now how fucked they are should they stick with northern EU.
This is also valid for us, France.
pic unrelated
>>56975677
Oy vey give me your shekels ruskies
>>56981757
>Terminating tourism
we experinced 42 million tourists last year. we can with with less 3 million bydlos they didn't spend much anyway.
>Turkey need what Russia is providing
they need our money. we are their (one of the) biggest customer. i dare them to cut off gas. so we will ever never buy from them again. and they are not monopol in middle east. they will instantly lose 2% gdp if we stop buying gas.
and we can retaliate by simply btfo'ing them from turkish stream and nuclear central bids.
>>56975822
Fuck off.
>>56974926
STOP PUSSYFOOTING, PUTTY
GLASS KEBABS NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
>>56983051
And go gas yourself t*rk roach
>>56983051
>and we can retaliate by simply btfo'ing them from turkish stream and nuclear central bids.
Turkish stream project is also very profitable for Turkey, knowing also the biggest part of the infrastructure investment would have been provided by Russia. So cancelling it would hurt Turkey way much more than Russia, especially knowing how much gaz China expect from Russia (20% volume increase a year for the next 20 years, doubling capacity each 5 years)
And for the nuclear power plant, as if Turkey doesn't need it ...
Once again, there is no real economical retaliation Turkey can do against Russia, because the trade balance was really in Turkey's favor. That's why your prime minister is now in full damage control mode.
>>56983307
He only wants to remove Erdogan and his faglets. He has no interest in removing kebab.
>>56977777
>cockroache turks getting BTFO
Also check those quints
>>56974926
turkey will get wrecked
>>56983307
Yes please. We really need another World War (that we can stay neutral in) to get our economy going.
>>56974926
>>Today Russia made it illegal to employ people with Turkish Citizenship
can they just do that? What if they go to court against it? I am geniunly curious
>>56976899
nigga you are dumb as fuck
oh wait
>t*rk
Not surprised, fuck off cockroach
>>56984050
>Russia
>Going to court
Putin is the law anon. Simple as that.
>>56976899
cockroach pls
>>56983758
DAMN IT, YOUR TRUTHS ARE A KNIFE TO MY SOUL
Good good. Never trust a t*rkroach scum, that's what my armenian grandma told me, and she was wise woman, though.
POACH THE ROACH
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>>56980323
>good food
Nice proxy, Erdoroach
>>56984037
This political correcntness is killing me
i hope westerns get btfo
>>56984050
are you trolling rigfht?
>>56977777
Baguette wins again
Get plawed turkroaches
>>56984518
We shouldn't have too, you guys just kept stabbing us in the back, over and over again.
>>56984518
armenians lived under turkish rule 1000 years.
can you send another jet though :DDDDD we will test something :DDDDDDDDD
>>56978043
>that second video
What
the
fuck
how many times can you snackbar?
that has to be a new record
>>56984900
I think it's s secret language we don't understand
>>56978043
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2C5aAxpRGM
wow! snackbar breakdown lol... carpetbomb these fuckers like dresden
>>56984855
Crimea river, churk :DD
>>56985038
isn't that MLRS or art?
>>56985109
let me teach you what true banter is :DDDDDDdd
>>56975296
wow so mutual trade partners are both hurt when they stop trading?
i'm FLOORED by the depth of analysis here
>>56985235
>turks wearing suits in 1915
cool story
>>56979211
>>56978761
pretty similar, russia has a better trend due to recent belt tightening
>>56985243
Shop owner pisses off customer by shooting customers dog, customer says that he will stop buying from shopowner and buy from a different shop, who is hurt more?
>>56984951
its actually quite interesting, a language entirely based on context and inflection
>>56981757
Fucking mehmet did it again like the worthless roach he is. These mudslime asiatic invaders are gonna be the reason for WW3.
>>56985328
>turks wearing suits
>any year
>>56974926
>>56974926
fuck iran, fuck russia, fuck assad, fuck slavs
>>56976184
>implying turkey is the reason why middle east is in chaos
Top kekd nigga. You already forgot that you were the one who tried to brought "democracy" to middle east and fucked up bad. Let me give you a protip: if you wanna know who keeps middle east in chaos. just check the names of big petrol companies that has drilling privilages on those lands. It is that simple.
>>56979905
>now go back to your rat infested mud-hut and do gypsy stuff.
lololololololol
>>56984900
Confirmed snakbar record.
>>56983051
The real figure is that Erdogan is going to beg Merkel for muh EU monies, with a blackmail-style argument:
"Compensate the trade loss with Russia, or we are going to release toward EU the 2 millions Syrian refugees we have in our soil."
Knowing the political tensions in EU now on the Syrian refugees question, I'd bet Merkel will accept the deal, and give to Erdogan whatever he want to keep the refugees away from EU.
IMHO, it's a short sighted policy, that will eventually fail miserably. But with EU, we are accustomed to that.
Pic unrelated, but this color photo of an emir was shot in 1911 by a Russian photograph (Sergey Prokudin-Gorskii)
>>56981757
Not only that. Since the attack was totally unprovocated and it happened over Syria airspace, and Russia have the blessing of the Official Syrian Government making their military intervention completely legal and in cordination with international law, making them the full right to respond militarily. e.g. attack Turkey militarily. Which they have not then and ofcourse most probably will not do.
But now they have a reason to bring all the high-tech weapons, including loads of S400, their best missile destroyers etc etc. The rest of the world can not argue against their rethoric now, its completely logical to bring all the big weapons now for Russia.
S400 now covering big portion of mediterranean sea, at least the coastline which matters in this conflict, Cyprus where UK have their base, All of Israel, all of lebanon, golan heights, big portion of Turkey almost all of Syria. And all this is only calculated from that Air base. I mean if they put S400 at the boarder South of Syria they would fucking reach all the Gulf states etc. and if the put S400 in north of Syria they would reach all of Turkey etc.
This attack actually was "good" in Russia, now they could bring in all the big weapons without being the instigators, again Russia won this round of Chess with US.
They want nothing but Russia to go into the trap and start a war, but Russia is never taking the bait.
>>56985208
enjoy your turkish riots. pro-russian diplomats are already making their moves
>>56985386
yet in this case, the customer is refused by every single vendor because he likes to shit infront of their entrances every now and then
also a girl named crimea disappeared and found in this customer's apartment. her mother ukraine is terribly worried about this customer because the customer also threatened to take away the second child of ukraine away
>>56980423
>>56980323
It's true though, I visit russia a lot and its cool in moscow cos the best restos are like 50% cheaper than london (and tastier) now but don't have nice cheese or random EU delicacies anymore.
>tfw, middle class problems
COUP D'ETAT IS IMMINENT
>>56985519
forgot the pic, it's Alim Khan, emir of Bukhara
>>56985429
i'd rek you by saying we recognized women's suffrage long before you, but i see that is hardly celebrated in this haven of freedom
>>56985565
Ah, but the original shopowner stinks of shit and all his goods are out of date and crawling with bacteria, and people only pretend to like him because his shop is near their houses.
>>56985565
Ahahahah this disgusting roach started talking about Crimea and Ukraine. Don't you have some Kurds and Armenians to genocide, roach?
>>56980556
>What Russia will end up doing is probably try to normalize their relationship with EU through cooperation with France
Yay, good cheese in moscow again... problem solved
>>56980323
i went to moscow for a month and i lost 4 kgs, they have terrible food there
thank god for the turkish food that was served in the construction site
>>56985714
You cúcked before it was cool?
>>56985534
About what I expect from a strategic assessment by a Swede (How's the cum taste?)
Russia took the bait hook line and sinker.
>>56975885
to an extent, he does
just not as much as one would think
>>56975296
My thoughts exactly.
>>56985737
yet his stores are up. scaring away the customers is never a good idea, i admit.
>>56985739
i have russian whores to feed my cock-roach
>>56984855
>>56984825
you're about to loose territory to armenia and kurdistan memhet, and russia's about to bring back orthodox rule to constantinople
the russkies might even take back northern cyprus (they pretty much own it already)
COUP D'ETAT IN PROCESS
>>56985235
darkness, nice find turkebab, i keked
>>56985816
they served armenian dick right on the construction site along with kurdish balls? top kek
>>56975968
>Turks eat shit in bowls
>Turks export dirty shit bowls to Russia when finished
>Russians lick the shit residue from bowls
Russians are shit-bowl lickers
>>56974926
Thank you based Russians.
Fuck the turks. Europeans hate them. Slava Rosiya.
>>56977186
Then its dieism not christianity. Typical fool.
>>56986569
murrica plz, don't lecture people about food while you eat a burger that I wouldn't even feed to a dog. Even Germans have better food and we have shit food.
>>56975555
what a waste of quads.
>>56984625
How do you mean? Russian govt is still answerable to Supreme Court. What's stopping them from challenging this? They haven't done anything after all
>>56985565
how can a Turk talk about pedo annexation?
related >>56986089 pic
>>56974999
first post best post
>>56986754
>you eat a burger that I wouldn't even feed to a dog
But we got hamburgers from you, brother!
>>56974926
turkey is so delusional
fuck that muslim shithole
>>56985816
you have to be able to afford it memhed - construction labourers don't get good food anywhere
>>56986024
Sure thing mahmood. Maliki or the Greek girl?
kekekekekekeke.
Face it youre an invader in Europe. A foreign object who got stuck there for six centuries and caused a lot of problems. If all of your roaches are annihilated in a nuclear fire it will be for the best.
>>56984050
> what if they go to court against it?
WHAT COURT?
russia is a sovereign nation
they can ban homosexuality, they can expel foreigners, they can ban a religion or even ALL religion, and there is no court to say "U Kant Do Dat!"
turkfags might tryu to take russia to the "owrld court" or try to raise a stink in the UN, but that shit wont change russia's mind.
kebabs gonna get removed.
there's no stopping it
>>56977777
Quints of truth!
Putin is a rational leader, Erdogan is a cleptocratic islamist.
>>56986569
AUTISM CONFIRMED
>>56986450
yes the kurdish ball bearings are lubricated by turkish cum and armenian dicks must be reinforced by the turkish steel because we have paved concrete on their graves XD
>>56974926
No more tomatoes. Will ask Brazil for some.
>russia will invade istanbul and rename it constantinople and turn all the mosques back to churches within your lifetime
>>56987153
>Face it youre an invader in Europe
the only invasion i'll make is the asshole of the russian escort that i'm going to call if you keep going at it
>>56987271
protip: Baku or Abkhaz are better
>>56982290
I heard your country is nice. Would like to go there on vacation during the summer :3
>>56987327
thought you guys preferred little boys?
>>56987032
i took a girl out to a fancy dinner and we had an average fish, paid about $100. i mean, i get that moscow is landlocked but seriously, that city is ridiculously expensive and not worth it
oh btw russians treat their women like shit. girl told me i was the first person to buy her flowers. i had to be the nice guy, can't be a jerk unfortunately
>>56986986
burgers are not good food though.
>>56987250
>XD
>>56987327
>implying anyone cares what you do to imaginary russian whores.
they are worthless anyways, not even russians care about them if they have half a brain. just stick to goats mehmet
Isn't Turkeys tourism industry getting fucked in general with their little dictator locking up foreign press and the general unrest in and near the country?
>>56986986
ohh SNAP
but no, thats not true.
ROMANS invented the burger
"A recipe from the ancient Roman cookbook, Apicius, written by an unknown author during the late 4th or 5th centuries AD, details a dish called ‘Isicia Omentata’ made of minced meat, pepper, wine, pine nuts and a rich fish-based sauce (Garum), all formed into a patty.
The Roman delicacy, which bears more than a passing resemblance to the modern day burger, will be served up at Birdoswald Roman Fort on Hadrian’s Wall this weekend so that visitors can make up their own mind - and taste the ‘Roman Burger’ for the first time in 1,000 years.
It has long been known that the Romans brought ‘fast food joints’ - or thermopolia as they called them - to Britain. In large towns people wanted access to quick food during their lunch break and vendors selling chicken legs, lamb chops and shellfish became commonplace"
~ http://www.culture24.org.uk/history-and-heritage/archaeology/art527224-the-1500-year-old-recipe-that-shows-how-romans-invented-the-beef-burger
krauts just innovated selling ground scrap meat on bread.
>>56987448
those are pakis m8, look at your newspaper
>>56987278
feelsgoodman
>>56987510
The english invented the sandwich, so Krauts actually invented combining one stolen food with another stolen food.
>>56987487
i forgot that germans need a SARCASM alert, you dense kraut
>>56987510
I didn't say they invented, just that we got it from them, them being the German immigrants that ate hamburger steak. Our only contribution was to stick it in bread.
>>56974926
>the US will never do this to jews and niggers
why even live
>>56987526
Same people.
>>56979268
yeah because it's that easy to find places not already on long-term contracts.
oh and everyone is constantly looking out for sweet deals on stuff from turkey....oh wait that is literally the first time those words ever appeared together in a sentence
>>56987475
>girl told me i was the first person to buy her flowers
must have been a shot-putter, russky girls get flowers just for waking up if theyre hot.
On another note; WTF is up with the price of flowers in moscow! like 3x london!
>>56987643
with you? wow didn't know things were that bad
maybe you should report mistreatment of russian minorities to putin since you are so fond of russian cock
>>56987617
sry too busy laughing at kebab being removed to have any other humour. Sarcasm also doesn't work in written form. Keep shitting your pants mehmet.
>>56976346
http://www.1tv.ru/news/polit/297163
>>56987734
eh she was average
that too, a bouquet was about €30
>>56987768
>Sarcasm also doesn't work in written form
Cutting off gas or canceling gasline is fucking dumb because Turkey is Russia's biggest customer.
Iran is waiting with open arms to deliver gas to Turkey, the one suffering the most here is Russia.
>>56974926
BASED
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>>56987915
>Iran is waiting with open arms to deliver gas to Turkey,
>>56987915
iran will jew us a bit but there's nothing we can do except waiting for the turkmen pipeline
>>56987526
>those are pakis
what's the difference? dusky bearded snackbars?
>>56987968
What's the joke here? Are you implying they don't want to make profit?
>>56987915
It's a shame that there is literally no one to buy that oil, because no country in the entire world uses oil in any way. Turkey didn't need it anyway, they're getting cheaper oil from ISIS. Remember, there are more oil needing countries than oil producing countries.
>>56987611
> the english invented the sammich
no. they did not.
dont be retarded
meat on bread is as old as bread and meat.
>>56988007
Do you realize that Russia will bomb all pipelines and ask Iran to sanction you? Iran hates you and loves Russia. You will freeze to death and have no internet or electricity to shitpost or beg for mercy.
>>56987968
you are deluded if you think iran will not start merchanting immediately to cover for their sanction losses
>>56975296
slavshit is kill
>>56988050
Turkey isn't getting anything from ISIS anymore, if a turk moves one inch it is getting shat on by planes of various nations.
>>56988054
Ah, meat on bread is old as shit, yes. But meat *IN* bread was invented by the glorious english folk. Say thank you.
>>56975296
so instead of spending money in turkey, russian tourists will spend it in russia. the horror!
>>56976788
you are πινταράς, sasi my hui pidaras negr Toukoλάγνε
>>56988129
Which is why it is a very good idea to shut off their oil, no ISIS oil, no russia oil, bye bye power! They will be in desperate need of it and get ripped off by Saudi, Qatari, or Iranians.
>>56988209
Tou souvlaki
>>56988079
>ask Iran to sanction you?
and reimburse them with what?
no one turns around billions of profits for some other country
>You will freeze to death
this is turkey you stupid faggot not scandinavia
>have no internet
>look i don't have any idea about underwater landlines
>electricity
we have coal to burn in plants and in homes, don't worry about that
>>56988079
Own interest > others interest
Iran can make SHITLOAD of profit if they take Turkey as customer, you would happen to be beyond retarded to deny that because of Russia's interests.
Matter of fact, everybody in the ME is fighting for their interests. They don't fight for something because it's "morally right"
>>56976899
based turk
don't be intimidated by these low-IQ /pol/tards who can't understand basic economy
India has a higher GDP than Russia
>>56975885
Actually, occidentals have trouble understanding real nationalism. To be a true nationalist isn't carring about all your compatriot, it's the nation -as a whole- that matter and nothing else.
It doesn't matter if people or the economy suffers, if thousands die, as long as the nation stands still.
Examples: Moscow theater hostages, the scorched earth policy, the WWII where the number of soviet losses was almost irrelevant
>>56987155
Court in Russia.
Those Turkish citizens still need to be guilty of something for being punished like that.
>>56988184
>>56988209
greece is going pretty cheap these days.
crimea's a bit of a shithole desu, even the patriotic russkies will soon b bored
>>56988246
Not Iran, only the others and those would have to go through Syria which would end in bombed convoys/pipelines by "accident".
>>56988299
Iran gets protection from Russia and you obviously don't know your own country. Some parts of it will get cold enough in winter that your own hairy gramps might die. The only thing you could burn in homes might be kurds but then you would have all of NATO on your ass as well.
>>56988314
Not morally right obviously. Iran needs Russia to stay independent from murrica.
>>56976899
>we could punish them so severely we will get punished more
while i agree the punishment we'll deal is more significant due to embargos, you are truly an idiot
>>56988455
It's not looking great for Turkey, expect to see 75 million of them flood into your country by 2017 Hans.
>>56988360
Fuck off back to sandnigger land, abdul.
>>56975296
>both Russian top vacation spots outside Russia is wrecked (Egypt and Turkey)
Do you understand that those shitholes were literally an option for bydlo and poorfags exclusively? Those kind of people praising Putin's speeches harder than anybody else, and since we got a Crimea now I don't see how this can damage our economy in slightest.
>>56988299
>we have coal to burn in
you actually import 17% of ur coal from russia too
>>56988511
America is lately trying to make bonds right with Iran. Why do you think Israel is so pissed off right now?
And Iran doesn't need protection, they're feared by every country. Especially if they sell gas to Turkey, they can afford their own protection.
>>56988455
>Some parts of it will get cold enough in winter that your own hairy gramps might die.
and you think people use gas in those parts?
and no. iran will overcharge us and tell russia it's the punishment, perhaps split profits.
>le russian economy meme
I love this especially from Americans. How is that 100% of GDP 0% interest rates for 7 years going.
Russians are not Americans they will not kill each other for cheaper tvs. They will gladdly take small financial hit to hit back at Turkey
if turkey would take in all the refugees
would turkey be cücked? i mean they are even bigger cockroaches then turks
>>56988081
Sir, Iran existed as a country since 3.000 year. They've been through all the era.
That mean they don't switch of alliance for short-sighted benefit.
Iran, Syria and Russia are old allies, loyal to each other since WW2. Don't expect to break that, especially after what you have done, and how your country is evolving right now.
>>56988814
I ve met the first Syrian ever (personally first) the other day and he was a nice fella. kebabs on the other hand are worse than nig nogs or anything else.
>>56988360
>based turk
haven't you got a cafe to shootup Abdelkader?
>>56988597
nope, turkey is world's no.5 lignite producer
it's a shitty type of coal, but you gotta do with what you have
>>56974999
Bootlegging schwarams
>>56988866
>Iran, Syria and Russia are old allies, loyal to each other since WW2.
okay i'm done talking to you.
>>56988909
>Inb4 you all die of poisoning, explosions or soviet financed kurds simply rounding you up sometime in cold winter.
>>56988648
Dude you guys need to lay low for a while. Take a break from this board.
>>56988592
srsly Ivan, crimea ain't all that - I've been and it's only marginally better than uk beach holiday destinations
>>56988597
>>56988909
http://www.icis.com/resources/news/2015/02/10/9860009/turkey-coal-imports-from-russia-rise-as-rouble-slides/
>>56974926
Everyone hope so, smelly sneaky turk! How dare they oppose our zar
Heil Russland
Turkey a shit
this is how a non-keked country acts
>>56988975
if you die you die
>>56989018
i know i hate this board, it's a terrible addiction
>>56977777
QUINTS
>mfw Belgium forbade Russians from coming to Ghent because it's 90%+ kebab
>>56988032
Iran zal nooit maar dan ook nooit olie aan turkije verkopen. Turken zijn soennieten.. Iran is Sjiitisch....Dat is als water en vuur...
