Reminder that any American who isn't enjoying a classic Thanksgiving meal with their familiy right now is a subhuman
>pic related, its you
>>56824397
Yet here you are posting on /pol/.
hey man i have work today and i'm not able to see my family
fuck you
My family is having a big fat turkey tonight!
>>56824442
On mobile, dipshit
>>56824471
Well then your employer is a subhuman
>>56824397
I just finished mine actually, our family eats dinner a bit early.
>>56824397
Had mine at 2
>>56824397
My family is dead, fuck you for reminding me.
>>56824397
I don't have any family. I'm eating spaghetti and watching a film. It's just another day for me.
>>56824523
>with his family
>ignoring them and shitposting on /pol/
Can't see myself doing that on our Boxing Day feast
>>56824397
Just got done senpai. We went to a nice restaurant in Chicago because we are on vacation.
I've got an 8ball of blow and a canned duck from Quebec all ready for tonight.
Gonna be a good Thanksgiving alone
>>56824397
>traveling across the country to be around people I dislike
>not staying home and making a classic Thanksgibbin dinner for your girlfriend
And I am subhuman?
I'm at home by myself and I'll be heating up Chinese takeout leftovers later.
>>56824397
>if you don't celebrate the murder of 100,000,000 people you are subhuman
No thanks, pal. I'll play Fallout 4 and ask for forgiveness
>>56824397
MY NAME IS NOT
IAN
BRANDON
SOMETHING
>>56825001
They're all ignoring each other and watching football, there's literally no difference
>>56824780
No problem Bruce.
>>56824397
CWC is the ultimate redpill. He's transcended the limits of reality to the point where he can become a woman just because he wants or get away with felonies because the laws of this world no longer apply to him.
>>56824397
I am about to eat it
I just need to wait for the turkey to finish cooking
