Some of you are alright.. Don't go to black Friday tomorrow.
D:
Wow this thread has potential to get you arrested dingus
some of you are alright, dont be a turkey in about ten minutes
I hope you're serious.
Some of you guys are alright, don't breathe tomorrow.
>>56822809
Enjoy the cultural enrichment you receive from jamal and his 9'' in prison
What are you gonna do OP? Please don't shoot me mum. She likes to shop :(
Can you be more specific so I can know whether to warn my family or not?
>>56822809
:DDDD
>>56822809
K.KEEP ME POSTED
>>56823040
Don't joke about that. I was in prison and I was forced to be a "punk" it is not okay. I still have nightmares
reported to FBI have fun with sharing a cage with Tyrone and Dequan
ITT:
Peasants think i am legit.
>American IP
Get ready for a visit from the feds
>>56823185
The police don't joke about this shit lad
>>56823185
america, the post.
>>56822809
How would I not go to a fucking day? Seriously help me out here shooter anon, how can I avoid going to tomorrow? I'm genuinely curious.
>>56823232
Well I do. Back to your Reddit hug box.
>>56822809
Don't tell me what to do faggot.
>>56823151
Stories. Go.
>>56822809
Only retards go to black friday anyway.
Order online same fucking deals.
>>56823281
Do you know what they do in prison? I had to do the MOAB every fucking day. Do you know what that is? Mouth On Ads and Balls. And you have to use a Sharpe as eye liner
>>56823251
dont you see anon? you must kill yourself TONIGHT!
>>56823251
are you stupid.
>>56822809
Come back and give us the update about your prison experience after Jamal widens your asshole a few inches please.
>>56823380
are u prepping the bull?
>>56822809
Enjoy your anal gape, tripfag
>>56823326
>third day in a big black guy punches me in the face and tells me I am his girl and I speak when spoken too
>gives me a Sharpe marker, a razor and a pack of knock off look aid. And told to make myself pretty
> makes me look him in the eye as he fucks my ass then makes me suck it clean after he cums
>>56823281
Never been there senpai. Not everyone on 4Chan is a faggot "prankster" 12 year old like you.
>>56823562
Bernie Sanders plz go
>>56823562
Damn
What did you do to get into prison?
>I wake up the next day to him fucking my ass. He guns then pisses on me, says my name is.now Shariece.
>makes me give him a rim job everytime he shits.
>this went on for my whole sentence, three years.
>>56823674
I stole cable
>>56822910
Wow your post has potential to get you killed goy
>>56822809
I sure as shit wouldn't want to be in the twin cities tomorrow
>>56823562
America's prison system is fucking crazy.
>>56823807
how fampai?
>>56823832
I wouldn't want to be there any day of the week. ba dum tss *RIMSHOT NIGGGGGGAAAASSSS*
>>56822910
it's a meme you dip
does being a 4chan poster automatically qualify you for mental insanity?
>>56823943
I understand the meme syrup nigger. But when you don't make it ridiculous like "avoid the deathstar tomorrow" with a pic of luke skylwalker, it can be perceived as an actual threat.
>>56823901
Hue hue hue, somalians gonna somali
>>56823952
Could I collect autismbux if I was to claim 4chinz made me insane?
>>56823852
He's lying, tbhfam
>>56822923
FUCK
>>56823701
lol who believes this shit?
>>56824047
Babby detected. You must lead a horribly sheltered life.
>>56823185
>This kills the American
>>56822923
O SHID IDS HABBEDING
>>56823185
Ban Dewalt Assault drills
>>56823901
>>56823952
Posting on 4chan qualifies you to join an exclusive club of individuals listed by Prism who will be terminated or sent to prison camps in the event of martial law.
>>56824520
This tbqfhfam
>>56823185
Have fun explaining this meme to the police you dense fuck
>>56823185
Looks like they are pretty "screwed up"
>>56824815
keep me posted
>>56823952
No just ass insanity.
>>56825333