My plan is to sell everything I own and buy a small island in Fiji. Spend the rest of my days fucking native island bitches and chill.
Why won't you join me pol?
>>56822736
Is that you, Truman?
Won't Fiji be underwater in 20 years?
>>56822736
lol, fiji?
really??
lol.
k.
I'll be over in the maldives or vanuatu whilst you're on your shit tier island filled with niggers AND indians... who hate each other so you'll get your shit stolen whilst someone else shits in your street.
>>56822736
this is what fiji grills look like.
>>56822736
You will get completely bored after 3 months trust me...
>>56822736
go to the Pitcairn island, cunt
>>56823088
Woah. Didn't know about this. How about Tuvalu?
>>56822736
I thought Norway wasn't that bad yet?
>>56823229
i mean like yeah sure, if you can swim or want to live in sealand or some shit.
>>56823328
ehh, major cities are getting kinda fucked. Country-side, not so much.
Tfw too poor for this shit
>>56823328
It's dark 6 months of the year, it's cold year round, we are anti-social people who just sit at home (probably because going out is cold). Now we got immigrants too.
I thought we had enough bad stuff.
>>56823229
shitskins everywhere.
>>56822736
Drive over the bridge fast, Truman
>>56823435
Sand niggers don't know how to act amongst trees and grass, it scares them.
>>56822736
>Buy an island in the middle of the pacific
Sure I'd love to experience global warming first hand, also when I get bit by that giant venenous third worldish spider, it'll be my pleasure not to have any hospital nearby
>>56823500
come to Malta bro. Life is good here and it´s a lot closer
It´s about 20/22 degrees here right now (and last month it was still nearly 30 degrees )
>>56823088
Been to Vanuatu.
Itsfucking gone man. Hurricane + Wooden shacks/villas/palm roofs.
Entire series of islands got BTFO. All boats lost, etc.
>>56823686
Don't you have a problem with nogs?
>>56822736
OK Truman
you go ahead
>>56823695
Good. FUCK those people living on their nice pretty island.
>>56823695
Fuck man, I was there like right before it all got fucked, didnt realisze it was that bad. two of the helicopter crews I work with went over there when shit got fucked to render aid, would have thought by now they would have got shit unfucked.
>>56823686
malta is literally a vacatian island for teenage language "students"
and the teenagers doesn't even look good. are they all british?
>>56823796
no.. that´s sicily/southern Italy and Lampedusa Island.. You don´t see that many here (as it´s a bit out of the direction)
And the ones that arrive are often gone pretty quickly as they all want to go to Germany France or the UK.
I'll be banging ladyboys in Thailand
>>56824152
that´s only during summer months... the rest of the year you don´t see language exchange students.
And you will only find them in the tourist spots Like St Julians.. outside those you won´t find any of them,
Why not Hawaii?
We're so irrelevant from the rest of the world.
>>56824376
olive nigger
>>56822736
Sounds boring as hell.
>>56824171
What kind of industries does malta have to offer a welshman? I doubt there's any sheep for pleasures of the flesh :^)
Better take a look at Azores.
Polynesia is a really shitty and remote place: internet, goods, healthcare - forget it all.
>>56824463
>elin
literally pedo class
>>56824479
Lots of finance related work because the taxes here are one of the lowest in Europe (5 percent corporate tax for example) so big international companies tend to have an office here for tax and legal reasons.
the gaming/gambling industry is big as every casino in Europe has their license either in Gibraltar or in Malta. They all have their offices here for license and tax reasons.
And tourism related jobs ofcourse.
>>56825022
You're fucking gay if you wouldn't oil up those thighs and jizz all over that flat chest.
>>56825150
>oy vey goy you've come to the right island, where's your wallet?
Why not just move here?
>>56825150
That cute jewess in the middle hnnnggggg my fetish
>>56825368
>flat chest
>not gay
but I agree on those hips and thighs tho
>>56825387
there is nothing wrong with making money.
>>56822736
Because Fijian chicks don't have huge tits
Hit the lotery to.morow , getting a mansion in Maine, high rise apartment in NYC, and a castle in Ireland. Will also have vacation homes in Japan, Italy, Hawaii, and France.
>>56825022
You would, wouldn't you?
>>56823141
gotta wait for them sex robots before we move south :/
not op
