What will you do if Bernie wins?
Wake up from my nightmare
>>56818801
realize that Americans aren't as retarded as i thought
>>56818801
Buy a sniper rifle.
>>56819933
Cùck, go back to reddit faggit
>>56818801
Go on with my life.
>>56818801
Nothing. I live in a white neighborhood and the stupid legislation this guy proposes faces little chance of ever getting passed
Lose any faith I have left in americans
>>56818801
I will be secretly happy that our government will now take care of us completely at the expense of super-richfags who won't really suffer at all under higher taxes (because they will still have plenty of money to live healthy, luxurious lives will all their needs and wants met). I will be happy that we'll have a president who isn't a corporate kekold beholden to the interests of backward, redneck Deep South coal companies or Wall Street Jews.
I will be secretly happy knowing that, since the Congress is Republican-controlled, nothing will happen to my guns.
As much as I pretend to be pro-Trump around all of my white nationalist friends, I wouldn't be too dismayed by a Sanders victory. Our foreign policy would get better, our treatment of the environment and our fellow people would get better, etc. Lots of things would get better. And the only issue I vehemently disagree with Sanders on (guns) wouldn't change much at all.
>>56818801
Convince my friends to get drunk with me and laugh at right wingers.
>>56818801
Nothing
So will he
>>56819933
This
it will literally have no impact on my life, just like that of any other president.
Use my $15/hr minimum wage pay to upgrade my cu.ck shed
Probably ride my unicorn to the end of the rainbow, seeing as I live in a fantasy world
>>56819933
>Algeria
When the fuck did you guys learn to use computers?
Work extra hard to get Farage in
>>56818801
Probably the same as usual.
If his retarded college meme passes then I'll look into getting a masters degree.
If any of his other retarded memes pass then I shit post everywhere as his memes fail horribly.
Buy a beam rifle
>>56818801
I'm poor, so I guess I'd collect my free shit?
I'm voting for Trump, but if we end up with that socialist fuck I may as well take advantage of the system
>>56818801
On my second monitor I will have the webm of Hillary breaking into tears, after loosing the nomination, on repeat.
I'd be pretty happy. A little worried though because of the absolute chaos that would result from brainwashed bootlickers who rise up.
>>56820354
You won't be the only one milking your country. The only way to snap out of socialist policies is to see the flop horribly.
Light up a joint and use my new freedom to post extremely offensive comments on the Internet.
>>56818801
I won't worry about it too much. Almost everything he wants to do is very unrealistic and he would likely ultimately not do much. He'd just be holding down the fort until a more "moderate" shill gets elected after him and fucks things up even more.
>>56820354
Agreed. Quit my job, collect college degrees, enjoy free medical care, cash my breniebux free shit checks.
Be more fun than busting my ass for his tax rates.
I'll laugh as progressives celebrate, because ultimately nothing will happen since he is so spineless and weak.
Sanders is so weak that maybe even Paul Ryan will grow a spine to bully him.
>>56820044
Like everyone else will do .. Untill you get killed by some nigger
>>56818801
Observe and laugh as Congress blocks anything of significance
laugh at americans
>>56820154
>knife control
We are The dumb ones. OK>>56820154
>>56818801
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>>56820879
The majority of people I saw at a Sanders rally were 40 or older.
Absolutely nothing
Ok moving on NEEEEXT!!
>>56820879
Daily reminder to homeschool your kids.
>>56821160
>guaranteeing that your kid is a social retard on purpose
>>56821237
home schooling with MIT lectures is way better m8.
source: http://news.mit.edu/2015/ahaan-rungta-mit-opencourseware-mitx-1116
but go ahead and go to a public school filled with niggers and other good goyim.
>>56820104
Figures the brony would be a libcluck.
[spoiler]Also Meghan > Lauren[/spoiler]
>>56820100
So you think that Sanders will somehow enact all of his policies except for gun control because Reps control Congress and you except Reps to go along with everything except gun control?
>>56818801
Go on welfare until we collapse/ turn into a shithole or move to Hong Kong/Singapore or New Zealand.
>>56818801
Sit on my roof with a rifle watching the Dindus chimp out that Bernie takes care of them.
Then watch that spineless coward drive this country into the dirt.
Jack Daniels is optional but preferred
>>56821588
>living somewhere that your public schools are shit and filled with black people
>>56821679
>live in a shit place
>dont do things to improve
>hurr fuck improving just go to a public school, home schooling is for autists
fuck off retard.
>>56821237
You're thinking of the turbo religioustard homeschoolers. Don't lock your kid in a basement, make them join a few sports and extracurricular activities and they'll come out better than public schoolers.
>>56820076
Please don't. Some of us need your support...Don't abandoned us plx
>>56821767
Home schooled kids are always weird as fuck. They haven't spent 30 hours a week for 13 years with other children, they spent that time at home with their parents.
>>56821600
>implying Brony
>Not knowing how to spoiler
>Believing Britain has liberals
Kek.
>>56821844
There is a noticeable difference in social skills between kids who have spent 30 hours a week for 13 years with other children and those who haven't.
>>56818801
It could be worse. Beside the communist meme he actually has an idea what he wants to do.
I prefer Trump but Bernie is a valid choice compared to the other tards the Reps and Dems combined have to offer.
>>56818801
Wait for the new president because he will most likely die in office, being 75 next year.
>>56821864
>getting into MIT at age 15 is "weird as fuck"
>being a nigger is now considered normal
fuck off nigger.
>>56821925
My apologies, labourcluck then.
>>56821985
Do you have any proof or just talking out your ass?
Also, who's to say a kid can't get close to that amount of hours by doing sports and going out with friends?
>>56818801
Grab SKS and go inna woods.
I'm not going to work for the benefit of others.
>>56820708
Isn't how some European NEETs are starting to feel? That they feel more respected living off the dole than working and having half their money taken away
Become a NEET and live off the system, but set aside resources in a happening bunker /innawoods/ so I'm prepared for the systemic collapse.
I'd be pretty happy desu. Then again, I'd be happy with literally anyone other than Trump or Shillary (or maybe Yeb), which is of course how it's going to happen.
>>56818801
Quit my job attempt to collect welfare and do everything possible to crash the system
>>56819933
this
Milton Friedman is turning in his grave
QUIT MY JOB AND GO ON WELFARE AND GET MORE DEGREEEZ!!!!
Yeeeeee! At least this will allow me to appear to be "one of them."
Remember how Barney managed to get by in Half Life 2? Yeah, we're going to need some Barneys in the coming years.
Get hard assets now people. Gold, as always, is best. With WWIII approaching gold and silver can be expected to become pretty rare.
>>56822132
>Labour
Kek, did you just wikepedia Britain.
And nope.
>>56819933
This
>>56823862
Well whatever brand of leftism you subscribe to then, britcluck. Isn't it time you get to prepping Mohammad?
>>56819933
this
>>56822065
You definitely sound like a well-adapted person and MIT material, friend.
wait out the inevitable quagmire that follows
>>56818801
A tree democracy is one where everyone agrees.
If they can't get a 100% majority. They don't deserve to win.
