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>Liberal girl cheats on her provider male fiance with alpha frat boy on Thanksgiving

http://www.salon.com/2015/11/25/i_fcked_a_republican_on_thanksgiving/

>D, my future husband, worked hard to make me come in those early months, but often failed. He held me and I wrapped myself around him, feeling his disappointment, his self-reproach, his yawning sense of inadequacy.

>I told him spending Thanksgiving together, with either of our families, felt a little rushed, and he agreed. He went back to the East Coast to be with his parents.

>If it had been D. I was with we would have reached the room, fallen together on the bed, inched and touched and kissed gradually toward sex. With Alexander that wasn't how it would be.
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>>56809421
They're full of STDs.
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>her provider male fiance with alpha frat boy on Thanksgiving

jesus christ who talk like that, you keked piece of shit
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>>56809421
Because I'd rather willingly castrate myself than put my dick anywhere near one of those disgusting subhuman cunts.
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Would rather stuff a turkey desu
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>>56809601
Beta provider detected.
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>>56809421

archive or pastebin please
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>>56809421
>He was studying Comparative Literature. My field at the time was European History.
>Comparative Literature
>European History
>Literature
>History

Kill. Your. Selves.
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I've done it several times.

Here's one.
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should be a giant fucking defcon: red alarm for all these beta provider types.

no matter how liberal, when the bitch wants to get fucked they throw out all of their ideologies.
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>best friend goes to a party
>he wanted me to come but I didnt because my ex gf was there and it would've been awkward, also the party is full of tumblrites
>when he goes to the party and gets completely drunk
>picks out qt blue haired chick #3 to neg
>she asks for him to pass something to eat
>tells her to go to the kitchen
>whole party gets TRIGGERED
>he throws a chocolate bar at her playfully
>it just came out the fridge and is hard as fuck
>nails her in the face
>TRIGGERED LEVELS: DARREN WILSON ACQUITTAL
>some halfcaste yells to "get him the fuck out"
>him: nah m8 ur alright
>he's tall as fuck and they're all manlets so he's fine
>theres been set back but negging operation is still a go
>while blue haired chick #3 is talking to some other people he goes up and says "SHUT.. the fuck up"
>TRIGGERED LEVELS: TRUMP WINS ELECTION
>they all start yelling at him
>she starts hitting him going "Why are you bullying me!?"
>other friend he's with pukes on some guy and the guy flips out
>decides its time to leave.
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>>56810236
no need here's the gist of it
>blah blah blah i'm an amazing left wing feminist
>i'm superior to everyone else and my politics are clearly only the right politics and everyone else is an idiot
>i spent my early life having threesomes and fucking everyone i met
>i have a poor cute husband who can't make me cum
>but i totally love him
>i couldn't spend one holiday away from him without fucking someone who was republican
>but it turns out the sex was worse
>so that clearly validates how superior i am to everyone else
>and obviously i totally love my emasculated husband (the president is totes hot btw)
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>getting fingered in a hotel hallway by a relative stranger on Thanksgiving while your husband is away

>saying other people are bad people for having different political views than you
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if my fiancee tells me that spending indian genocide day with my family is "rushed" i would scalp her with that jew stone ring i worked a month for . Keks getting kekked
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Is this article another proof that women can't make reasonable and informed decisions?
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>>56810691
>letting your gf or wife go on holiday without you

deserves to be c.ucked.

seriously though, why is 99.9999% of writing by women so very, very shit? what kind of lizard brained whore thinks people give a shit about her cheating on her beta husband that she despises, or her insane rationalisations?
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>Why aren't you fucking a tumblr girl?
hell no. i'd even choose the frat boy over tumblr sjws.
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>It’s an easy target for mocking, the Thanksgiving dinner. The ethically stunted, the politically abhorrent, the morally perplexing individuals we find ourselves sharing this meal with feel almost obligated to play their part. It’s odd that we’ve codified this behavior, turned it into a part of the ritual just like football and trampling strangers to death before dawn the next day for a cheap DVD player.

i guarantee she thought this absolute horseshit was really insightful.
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>>56810841
it's further proof that whatever decision they make, they'll find a way to convince themselves it was the right one, or that it wasn't their fault if it wasn't.

i tried to explain to my girlfriend the other that i don't respect her intelligence or ability to make decisions. i asked her how i was meant to respect the opinion of someone who spends 3 hours a day watching youtube videos about eye shadow.
i even asked her how there could be so many videos about eye shadow. what do they talk about? she just said 'i just like the colours really'

women are fucking idiots
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I suggest everyone to read it, for one purpose.

to see into the mind of the Radical Left Ideologue.

labels are everything to this girl, everything, all the "lefty" guys she fucked treated her like shit, but she loved it because they were Lefty, nothing more.

also on her cheating, the guy she cheated with, she has a very, very hard time saying anything truly bad about him, all she does is talk about how handsome and sly and charismatic he is, and then ends it saying he came instantly in her.

I fully believe that the last part didn't happen and only exists in her mind to validate her hatred of the conservatives, I bet he fucked the shit outa her and she liked it.

and this entire Article is built from that sexual experince that produced guilt in her enjoyment.
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also her article shows a sort of pathetic insight into her mind.

she clearly looks at her past actions, and tries to intellectualism them, all the fucked up things she admits to doing, all the dumb shit she does, she tries to articulate them with some sort of purpose, retconing reality to make her seem more intelligent.

when an Alpha conservative shows up, handsome, clever, and good at picking her apart, she admits she basically shits on herself and her ideals, to impress him.

she is basically powerless to the present, she only holds any power in her fictionaliztion of the past.
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>>56809421
>He held the carving board and asked if I’d like light meat or dark.

>“Sorry,” I said. “Don’t eat meat.”

>“Of course you don’t,” he said, and gave me just the slightest fraction of a smile. Looking back, it was the smile that did it, the boyish arrogance of it, the pulse of entitlement in his eyes.

>I really hate this person
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>>56810691
>Actually believing the sex was horrible and she's not just lying to herself and her husband
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>>56809421
This made me so depressed, I don't know if I can continue playing ESO right now. I just want to stop and contemplate life and love. Women are fucking heartless.
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>>56812915
the way she worded it sounded like this guy makes her vagina tingle like fucking crazy.

also this almost a verbatim guide to getting laid by stuck up bitches, just talk to them like they are shit in sly ways and give them little winks.

infuriate them and the compliment them and then infuriate them again. make loud bold claims, never admit doubt.
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>women
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Wow... So liberated... So empowered...
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>>56809421
This is a hilarious parody. Funny read.
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>>56809601
Alpha frat boy?
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>>56809421
That article's just depressing. Is there any hope of finding a decent conservative woman in the west?
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>>56811924
>she just said 'i just like the colours really'
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Archive It
stop giving money to traitor organisations you keks .
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>>56812225
>>56812573
good post
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>>56813376
She's a Liberal though. And her beta Liberal lover deserves to get c.ucked by a superior Conservative.
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>>56809421
>Why aren't you fucking a tumblr girl?
Same reason i am not going to the bars to fuck women anymore.i Just not worth it. Retroactive consent revoking. Herpes. Angry boyfriends. Traps. Having a fucking article wrote about it. Honestly, i would rather just stick to the 1 or 2 cashiers and waitresses a year who were not looking for it. i wouldn't even fuck a bitch in my social circle in today's world.
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>>56813625
Well what's the chance of having an article written about it?
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>>56813691
Probably higher than nothing negative coming of it.
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Lol I have, I fucked a dumbass tumblr slut who was engaged to a leftist, male feminist pansy faggot. I fucked her in every hole and all over their bed and house... It was hilarious. I even asked her how it felt to get fucked by a card carrying republican.
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honestly it sounds like a 17 year old fat fan fiction fanatic virgin wrote this shit.

it reads just like hermoine fucking draco malfoy
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>>56809601
kuck
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>>56813860
Yea you should see what happens when you bang Asian girls. You'll have to beat some Asian dudes asses lol.
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>>56811924
>'i just like the colours really'

I fucking keked dude. Holy Shit you are dating a autist.
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>>56810491
If you didn't keep that, you're a beta kek
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>>56809421
Shitlib sluts just can't get aroused at their betafaggot whiteknight orbiters, they always have look rightward.
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>>56814551
Why not date an autistic woman? "I like to have sex with men who are fast like Sonic!" Those dead eyes though. I don't think Autists have souls.
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>>56809421

"He was eager and lively and seemed to be enraptured by my body. It was all somewhat strange. I was coming off a series of punishing relationships and pseudo-relationships, loveless fuckfests with scholars of different fields, stripes, marital statuses. These relationships, if you could call them that, were volatile, often demoralizing, sometimes fun. I wasn’t a masochist, exactly, but there was something enlivening about low-level psychic pain. Genuine warmth, by contrast, left me bored and restless."

So:
>ride the cock carousel for years
>settle with a nice guy for abit
>get right back on the carousel the second her sexual adhd kicks in

Haha, gj republidude. You reminded her what a real man was and now she has a hole to fill with a thousand mile of cock.
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>>56811924
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I fucked this tumblrite
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>>56813021
you live in south africa you need to fight those feels, getting cuc/k/ed in switzerland, UK or America is openly encouraged (by the media)

but if your cuc/k/ed then your probably gunna get murdered by a black person.
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>>56809610
>Because I'd rather willingly castrate myself than put my dick anywhere near one of those disgusting subhuman cunts.
gay?
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>>56814783
According to /pol/ most women don't have souls anyways, so dating an autist is probably a come-up.
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>>56814551
bitches love colours. for real, give them a choice of multiple colours for any product and they get excited about it.
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>>56809421
>mental disorders
>not god fearing
>used goods in many cases

would rather fuck some boipussy desu
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>>56814854
Got a full face pic? She looks familiar.
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>>56815032
Naw dawg. Bitches love kittens.
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>>56815230
Keep me posted
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>>56815230

it's a trap, bruh
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>>56815349
She's cute. Possibly has a benis. But if she doesn't, she's cute tho.
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>>56811226
>why is 99.9999% of writing by women so very, very shit?

had to click just to see if this shit starts with "I".

of course it does. it always does.
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>>56811244
>hell no. i'd even choose the frat boy over tumblr sjws.

we know sweden, we know.
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>>56815275
yeah but watch how excited they get when you give them a selection of kittens in different colours to choose from

(also who doesn't like kittens)
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>>56815431
>>56815359
No denis dumbasses
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>>56815349
what's she laughing at?
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>>56815349
>slightly oversized front teeth

fuck why does this get me so hard
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>>56815688
My benis hanging above her face
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>>56814844
>permavirgin hates women

What a surprise.
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>>56815349
Nah she's too young.
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>>56815673
If she doesn't have a denis then I'd be all in. I love skinny ass cuties.
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>>56815823
18 my senpai
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>>56814571
>Fucking women with no strings attached is beta
Ok fagboy.
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>>56815673

have you checked? looks like he/she/zyr is tucking in.
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>>56815901
Actually she was tight as fuck
And I checked she had no prostate
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>>56815952
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I'm not sure what's worse, if this really happened or if it's some liberal kek fantasy
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>>56810376
Nursing? That's not going to help anyone
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>>56814571
too much makeup/10
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>>56812225
>shilling for Salon
>pretending the whore author is not here, right now, reading my post
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>>56813325

r9k-speak for someone who does things other than play video games and browse /pol on the weekend
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>>56816177

It likely did. The secret to dropping panties is the attitude that I try to describe as "affectionate disrespect" -- but it takes years to master what it actually is.

Feminists are absolute victims for it, because their ideology requires them to be surrounded by supplicant effeminate beta males which they have to try to convince themselves they're attracted to. A little whiff of confident testosterone wrapped in a fun package is like catnip to them.

Add in the seemingly instinctive drive to betray a partner who they don't respect as a man, and it's like fucking fish in a barrel.
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>>56809421

You know, there are those plageurism checkers online, but you need a subscription to use them. I wonder if it could find out who wrote this as she says she's a writer. I think her husband might be interested in knwoing that this went on.
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>>56815901
top kek
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>>56812915

>handsome man being extremely condescending
>HOLY FUCK I ALMOST HAD AN ORGASM RIGHT THERE AT THE TABLE

>women
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>>56815901
He wants people to watch
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Maybe sjws should be castrated. I'm a pedo and have never touched a child since I was six.

I can control my urges and, very much, like adult women.`
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>>56816519

This sounds like a worthy project.

They would do it to us.
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>>56810376
>nursing
>pharmacology
>biology
>medicine

thought it would be t b h
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>Sometimes, as we lay in bed in the increasingly chilly nights, we role-played our apocalyptic fantasies of what life would be like in a second Bush administration. My husband favored a scenario where a casus belli to declare war on Iran was dug up, leading to a wholesale destabilization of the Middle East and a series of increasingly painful terrorist attacks on the U.S.
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>>56816508
Saved, I've thought this for awhile but could put it in words ty anon
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>>56809421

I skimmed it pretty quick so I may be wrong but it seemed like the Republican guy didn't perform all that well in bed either. Even worse in fact.
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>>56809421

This thread post sent me zeta yet alone alpha or beta.
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>>56817233
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>>56814983
No according to /pol/ all women are autists to begin with.
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>>56809421
>dim liberal defects begin to c͏͏u͏͏c͏͏k their significant others with redpilled white men.
>it becomes a lolsoquirky fetish.
>mass redpilling ensues.
>niggers, c͏͏u͏͏c͏͏ks, beta males who gave up, etc. all go back to their second class citizen status

FEMINISM SAVED US ALL!
THEY DID IT! THE ABSOLUTE MADXIRS!
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>>56814972
Never put your dick in crazy.
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>>56816856

https://www.grammarly.com/plagiarism

says that:

"Significant plagiarism was detected"

it asks you to pay after that but I dont know if it will give you the sources of which is says the plagarism may have originated from on account of you stealing it from other people

any collegefag use this thing or have a parent whose a professor
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Why the fuck do men still get married, the only real benifit ia the tax break and even that is not worth it if you have an over 50% chance of losing half your shit
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Okay I read it in more detail and that has to be the worst pile of drivel I've ever read on salon. Even as someone who is left-leaning generally I found it atrocious.

She wants to imply that Republican men are bad in bed? No wait that's not what she's saying exactly. She just writes a story where she has sex with a Republican and makes a point of emphasizing his Republican-ness and bad sexual performance over and over. We the readers are left to draw the conclusion.

That woman should never write for money again. Assuming she got paid for that article. In which case whoever hired her to write should be fired.
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>>56812225
then pastbin or GTFO

i swear shilling for salon on a mexican wallbuilding forum is sad
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>>56814289
plz greentext. I want to hear everything!
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>>56819675
You forgot to address the part where it is all predicated on her being a disloyal philandering cunt.

There is no reason to even trust her accusations because she necessarily compromised her integrity to have anything to say in the first place.
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>>56818128
everybody gets their one
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