" *pssshshtht* General, an unidentified, most likely Russian jet is approaching our airspace. How should we proceed? Over."
How do you respond?
"Escort him from the country."
Time to invade Poland.
Initiate operation skewer.
>>56806587
kill it with fire . then shoot anything that crawls out.
>>56806587
Bane post it till it crashes with no survivors
>>56806587
remove kebab
>>56806646
ayy lmao
>>56806587
Shoot the fuckers the second they cross the border.
Znów?
>>56806587
do nothing becuase airforce is already closed for today
>>56806587
That's not a Russian jet, that's a B1 with its wings spread out.
>>56806587
MOSCOW NEVER SLEEPS
*hardbass music in the background*
Next days news
>Turkish pilot on meth has crashed his plane into a kebab store near syrian border
>>56806587
10/10 Would do again.
>>56806587
Another drunk Ivan unable to read his navigation equipment. Tell it to go away and it will scamper off when vodka runs out.
>>56806880
https://youtu.be/IcQeZ_w8ro0
*pssst*diesh ish Kebab Üirspace Düfünce. We haf taken ovür dis coüntry and will shüüt yoü down. Complaints can be sent to Anki Erdogan. Thank yoü*psst*
>>56807637
>>56807587
Swans are white, the plane in >>56806587 this image is very clearly black.
But if that isn't enough, just look at the filename.
>>56808557
I thought that was the lighting, oh well.
Didn't catch the filename either.
>>56806587
Tell the RAF to make them fuck off
>>56806587
>Send up F15s for a photo shoot of a close Bear encounter
>Find and send a B29 in close to Kamchatka for giggles
>>56808414
nice posting some 9gag facebook sheep crated maymay pictures
>>56808765
You're retarded
If they wanted to bomb you they wouldn't need to send planes right to your border to do it. There are these things called ICBMs. Id probably just have them escorted away and maybe even go with them to hunt kebab.
>>56806587
>How do you respond?
Wait for the aircraft to squat , then blow my payload
"Paint Melbourne, let the Ruskie do the rest"
>>56810692
holy fuck that chick to the right is hot
>>56806587
Warn it 10 times over the course of twenty seconds and then immediately blow it out of the sky.
>>56806587
Meet The Man Who Funds ISIS: Bilal Erdogan, The Son Of Turkey's President
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-11-25/meet-man-who-funds-isis-bilal-erdogan-son-turkeys-president
>>56806646
Classic.
WASTE THE MOTHERFUCKERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPGyt3ZDv2Y
>>56810692
UNCOMMON
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>>56806587
>Allahu Akbar
?
buddy-lase rotherham
>>56806587
<- with this
>>56806587
Well, if it's exactly the plane from the pic (Tu-160) the right answer for all countries would be: "evaporate"
>>56810896
The right chick is photoshopped to hell and back.
Give them the coordinates of every mosque.
>>56810289
ayyy go easy on him
>>56806587
>>56812752
Pic is b-1b lancer, mate.
>>56812939
Fag alert on a airplane thread ...!!!
>>56807587
Its a B-1 , you can tell from the fins on the nose, the Tu-160 doesn't have those.
God tier vid though.
>>56806587
" *psssshshtht* although they clearly pose no threat to our nation, and they're even working with NATO as allies, you have permission to fire because we can't afford this silly French and Russian plan to stop Daesh to succeed because we need that black market oil!!! UNDERSTOOD?? FIRE AT WILL!! OVER! *psssshshtht* "
give that pilot a Votka & Rakija
>>56813543
>says uganda
I tell them that kebab is not here and direct them to Turkey afterwards.
>>56806587
INTERCEPT! INTERCEPT! SCRAMBLE FIGHTERS WE ARE AT HIGH ALERT *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*
shoot it down
was just roleplaying as a turk
not very smart are you?
uh...roger that
if it's brown, shoot it down
if it's white, it's alright
>>56813543
Turkey isn't in it for oil , tho it's a nice bonus ... their primary objective is denying a foothold of Kurdistan in either Iraq or Syria ... Iranian kurdistan is well in grip of Iran ...
>>56806587
>>56814273
>>56814089
dont worry pol bro , we'll help you defend yourself this time around ...
>>56810896
You need to look past the makeup.
Especially eyelashes, that shit is deceptive.
>>56806587
GET OUT GET OUT
GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY
GET OUT NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Russia wouldn't even dream of it because slavs are too scared and bitch league to fuck with NORAD.
>>56814399
nothing will help you till you got her fully nude to be absolutely sure ...
>>56814778
Nobody expects penis outside bangladesh
>>56815252
KEK , I feel for 1000's of sex tourists from US/EU visiting Thailand/Philip and getting this unexpected(?) surprize in the hotel room ...
>>56806587
Splash that sucker
