>When Ted Cruz was my roommate, he'd endlessly hit the snooze button. I asked him to stop. He wouldn't. So I Krazy-glued it.
>SERIOUS body odor issues
>I begged them for a different room or roommate. Begged. They didn't understand then. They do now.
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/10/ted-cruz-was-a-smelly-terrible-roommate.html
And now he's running for president as you sit on your ass writing a shitty article.
>>56805952
>ted cruz as a teenager
How the flying fuck is this relevant I don't care how cleanly he is.
>>56805952
>attack for Trump for making fun of disabilities
>attack Cruz for his body odour
wew lad
>>56805952
>Today, Mazin— who just so happens to be the screenwriter behindScary Movie 3,Scary Movie 4, andThe Hangover III...
Hollywood writer. Guess who...
>Proud, pretentious American destroyer
Who the fuck starts an article off like this and expects anyone to take it seriously?
>>56806160
>And now he's running for president
Him and literally thousands of others.
>>56805952
People do indeed change, or at least they grow up and realize a better sense of perspective.
That being said, the best indicator of future behavior is past behavior.
>HE IS SMELLY THEREFORE HE SHOULD NOT BE PRESIDENT
WEW
LAD
>>56805952
For a full-grown adult that room-mate sounds like a bitchy little teen.
Don't know shit about Cruz - what's up with him, other than irrelevant garbage like being messy as a kid or having BO?
>>56805952
>hates Minor Ivies
>goes to Princeton
So is Sleepy Gonzalez a self-hating "Minor Ivy"?
>>56806385
>He isn't supporting Vermin Supreme for president
>He doesn't want a free pony
Back to plebbit and take the Trumpshills with you
>>56805952
>SERIOUS body odor issues
He's a Cuban-Canadian, of course he smells like shit.
>>56806160
This guy is running for president too.
>>56806642
Harvard
Columbia
**power gap**
Princeton
Yale
UPenn
**power gap**
Who cares who's left?
>>56805952
>2015
>not setting your alarm at least an hour earlier than you need to and hitting snooze every 5 minutes until you can't tolerate it anymore
cool story pastanigger
>>56805952
Effeminate slimy piece of shit
>>56806862
No, he's not, faggot. Grow a fucking brain.
>>56806973
the definition of lazy
>>56806260
Yeah because showering is same as growing a pair of legs
>>56806166
Liberal media had to dig deeper every day for dirt. But, they won't do a Google search about Hillary.
>>56808279
The crip reporter already has legs. Its his T-Rex arms that Trump was mocking.
>>56805952
>have so little to criticize him on that you literally have to make up a story about him smelling bad 30 years ago
Even for liberal shitrag media this is just sad.
>>56805952
>Proud, pretentious American destroyer
Is there not such thing as objective news anymore?
>Today, Mazin — who just so happens to be the screenwriter behind Scary Movie 3, Scary Movie 4, and The Hangover III
So a guy who writes shitty movies is bitching about his infinitely more successful college roommate? Why should I care?
Bernie Sanders' personal hygiene looks terrible today; who cares what Cruz' was like when he was a kid?
