>Went to Paris for an appointment
>Crossed the street where the Friday 13th Memorial is
I can't believe it happened right there, /pol/. So fucking close to me.
How do I avoid being a victim in the next shootings? I don't want to die early.
>>56802406
I'm sorry pal, nothing we can do.
>>56802406
Remove kebab
Japan= 0 kebab, 0 terrorism
South Korea=0 kebab, 0 terrorism
China=violently removes kebab, very little terrorism
Any country with kebab=terrorism
>>56802406
Attack is the best defence.
Make your country great again.
>>56802406
who is this jizz whiz
>>56802406
Semen Demon
>>56802406
Wear a helmet and kevlar vest.
>>56802406
Shoot who is shooting at you.
You know what has to be done, France.
>>56803186
>>56803331
Lindsey Pelas
>>56802406
convert to islam, grab a beard and wear Islamic clothing. that way you will be safe.
the Swedish are doing this for a while succesfully.
>>56802406
>How do I avoid being a victim in the next shootings?
I have two options, a short one and a long one. Here's the short one:
>stay home
Here's the long one:
>go back 50 years
>fight feminism
>fight progressive minds
>fight antinationalists
>fight immigration laws that allow immigrants to get their families to France
>don't hire foreigners to do your work
>don't let women vote or become politicians
>>56804350
>convert to islam, grab a beard and wear Islamic clothing. that way you will be safe.
Sure fucking worked for all the Muslims who were killed by Isis in Syria, right?
>>56802406
>How do I avoid being a victim in the next shootings?
Obviously by ignoring the attack and going about life as normal. Make sure to admit as many refugees as possible. And don't be afraid. That's what the terrorists want. If you're not afraid, they'll stop. None of the victims they massacred were afraid, that's why the terrorists killed them. Let many refugess into your country. Don't be afraid.
>>56803621
post this picture in /jp/ youll get banned for 2 days, its funny i did it a couple weeks ago
>>56804644
Lol
I'll admit this shit always makes me laugh
All the candy-ass fucks on my medias who claim 'WE DON'T HAVE TO FEAR THEM'
As I'm writing this shit, all the media outlets got this line on repeat, 'no need to become the empire of terror'
just like that other kek who said 'terrorists won't have my hatred' after he was left a widower with a young kid
>>56804105
I'd like to terrorize her pussy and asshole with my dick.
>>56802406
Stay in white countries.
Live in a small town.
Less people = less problems
>>56802406
move to a country who's government didn't bomb syria.
Technically France is at war now, if this were at any other point in History you'd probably be looking at the prospect of fighting in the middle east yourself
>>56806312
This
>>56806439
and this!
>>56804426
They weren't 'real' Muslims
>>56806439
>tfw they're already spreading refugees all over the country in small as fuck towns
They're even settling some of them in fucking castles
They're literally handling our heritage to these adsghdfgjhd
>>56802406
The odds of you being hurt in any sort of attack are statistically insignificant. Stop being scared.
The fear is just Western government using sheckle media to bait you into reactionary Nationalism or war. I say, embrace it, join the army, and root out kebab.
>>56805019
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>>56803049
>Japan= 0 kebab, 0 terrorism
But a bomb exploeded on some shrine a few days ago anon.
>>56802406
>How do I avoid being a victim in the next shootings? I don't want to die early.
don't get a Templar curse next time
>>56807205
>join the army of the very state that wants you to disappear
No thanks
Both our military and police are pretty much mercenaries at that point, they'll fight for the side that fills their plate, and it's not the one that actually cares for the future of Europe and its people
>>56803049
Japan - Aum Shinrikyo
>>56807446
This is so accurate, holy shit.
