/pol/ post if you are happening safe.
Like mechanic, medic or even blacksmiths, those are always HAPPENING SAFE.
Cook here, can cook any type of food ranging from European to Asian Cuisine.
HAPPENING STATUS: SAFE
Food is always top priority and cook was always protected person on the ship, unless he fucked up.
I am 100% expendable and damn proud of it.
>>56798884
That's kinda sad.
If you have a gun you would be at least somehow happening safe.
I can shoot a gun and cook my own food, so I might be able to survive. Career-wise, I'm completely useless.
>>56798275
>Lawyer
I guess I could help rebuild civilization, aside from that I'm fucked.
>>56798275
Happening safe confirmed.
Jack of all trades.
Mechanical,electronic,programming,cooking.
Work in hard labor so I'm fit , adaptable.
I work best in the crunch time,survival ,and stressful situations.
Great at deligating ,know when to and when not to speak.
Intj master race.
High tolerance to pain.
Knowledgeable in many fields from w Inna woods,to psychological mentalities of other individuals.
Lack of emotion with higher stand in logic.
Also I have a 8 inch cock.
Did I mention I'm going to be a emt certified paramedic/fireman.
>>56799585
>mechanic
>electronic
>cook
Man, you are more than safe. They would put you on a throne.
Paramedic, guns,hunt, mechanically inclined, somewhat fit. SAFE
Safe as fuark
Mechanic, I can pretty much fix anything mechanical, learned car mechanic and learned ships engineer.
I`m not too good with electronics tho.
I live in Chile and that classifies me as happening safe
>>56799819
Stop lying Texas.
>>56798275
>social scientist
.....
I'll show myself out
>>56799718
I just don't fit well in modern social situations, people who are the attention seekers in safe society are the ones crying when its falling apart ,and that's when in stressful situations I take the lead.
I don't club, turn up,bro out but I do live in the country side so I'm happy. Happier than I've ever been since living in Chicago.
Idk if I'm safe because right next to nyc but If I manage to get a camp going I'll be the first to have electric and eventually revive /pol/ with the PV systems I scrap together
electrician with alternative energy knowledge
>>56799487
>lawyer
R.I.P anon.
Audiologist here, fucked as well.
>>56799487
same, but we could always use our jewditsu and rile up the plebs
>>56799585
>Also I have a 8 inch cock.
I don't believe you
>>56799939
>social scientist
Go get some inawoods experience m8 and you will be safe.
>>56800010
Country side is always better than major cities.
Most best years I had were I lived near Danzig.
Small town, somewhere around 30km away from Danzig.
Now I live in capitol and oh boy was that a mistake.
Forest guard
>>56798275
Im a trained Mechanic...
Well the Army trained me, probably why I'm a min wage security guard atm
Mechanic reporting in + our family owns some farmland and a vineyard. Could be much worse i guess .
>>56798275
There will never be a "happening" or a "day of the rope" it's just a juvenile fuckboy fantasy. Go back to your smartphones and e-cigs you faggot tweens
How can I learn to be happening safe?
I don't know any practical skills.
>cook
>safe
best laugh today, dzieki
>>56800570
First day?
Please read the rules.
I was in The army, now I'm an electrician. I also know a lot about military history.
Carpenter. Am I fucked?
>no guns, i've shot shotguns and rifles before but if you put me on the spot I probably wouldn't know how to load it, let alone clean and maintain it
>extremely clumsy (bum ankle)
>weak
>know nothing about cars
>horrible bartering skills
>half swedish / half irish
I have some decent camping equipment that might give me a slight advantage, but some negro will probably kill me and steal it on night 1.
>>56800677
>cook
>not safe
I have also some innawoods skills like making basic shelter and even owen and what not.
Food is very important Jarek.
>>56800126
I almost don't believe me either ,I have poor self image and always want better.
I don't know what to tell you other than trust me anon.
>>56800743
No, we need woodworkers to build fortifications and shit.
I am an edgelord, chaotic evil allignment.I'm safe from all happenings
>want to become an actuary
insurance/risk analysis post-habbedings will be worth shit
>>56800797
Nice :3
>>56800743
Someone has to make beds and chairs.
You are safe.
>>56798275
Accountant.
Someone has to account for how many Jews have been gassed.
>>56800918
I'll keep it up then. I like what I do :3
Mechanic at water treatment plant, not sure if happening safe.
>>56798275
Lawfag. Once society crumbles my training is utterly useless. Unless I start some type of small society and rule over it, since lawfag and stuff.
Luckily I own more guns than I'll need and am an avid hunter and fisherman. So I'll be okay until some ex Navy Seal hunts me down.
>>56798275
I am a farmer, happening safe
>>56801017
Any mechanical skill is always good.
I can talk myself out of anything. Not a blacksmith, but a wordsmith.
>>56798275
My different hobbies have made me a jack of all trades so I bring a few things to the table.
I'm a ham radio operator with a shit ton of equipment; mobiles and portables in various bands. I could outfit a small militia with comms for local stuff but I also do HF for national and international comms. This also brings with it extensive knowledge of electronics in general such as setting up solar power and other related things.
I also have first responder and first aid training. I can stabilize a patient long enough for someone with more advanced equipment/training to take over.
I also do my own car repairs so I've gained a good bit of knowledge in that area over the years.
And I own plenty of guns and I'm always practicing.
>>56798275
Im a programmer, but i can assemble radio/other electronics from a scratch using only batteries + metal, wires e.t. c,
>>56798275
I don't think people will care about cooks after the happening. Being a cook won't make you any better at heating canned food, which is what the vast majority of people will survive on.
>>56800771
Food is, but any dumb cunt can cook a standard meal. So long as it fills my belly, I'm fine. I'd slice you open and cook you tbqphwy family.
>>56801154
>>56801223
But if you know how to forage and break down wild game then you are good
Architect
I will be the first to be canablised
>>56801131
Yeah I was just thinking about it, I could provide clean water but anything large scale would be very difficult.
You have some very specific and narrow definition of a happening, or are deliberately deluding yourself.
Do you think anyone will give a shit that you know what herbs go with mutton when all there is to eat is flour, canned food and squirrles? Or that you can make chairs when there are no trees anymore? Or buildings to put them in?
>>56801237
>I'd slice you open and cook you tbqphwy family
Edgelords are allways dead tier senpai desu ne family
>>56798275
Software engineer, helped my father build a house from scratch, so I know quite a lot about that. Know what kind of mushrooms are edible and how to prepare them, got a little experience with orienteering. Feel pretty safe desu.
>>56798275
Mechanic. Gun smith. Hunter. Knows some blacksmithing. Computers.
Anything else? Down to 2 guns now.
>>56798275
>IT guy
>irrelevant country
>even if caught, can still be used to translate stuff
It simply can't get safer than that
Status: Absolutely safe.
>>56798275
Is welding a happening safe profession?
As the song goes, I can skin a buck, I can run a trot line, a country boy can survive
>>56801429
>Do you think anyone will give a shit that you know what herbs go with mutton when all there is to eat is flour, canned food and squirrles?
>pick up wrong mushroom
>ded
>pick up wrong herb
>lol ded
We need happening safe places to meet
>what path do you follow?
The path of light
With our carpentry ,mechanical,medical, physical,mental etc abilities we can be set.
Our main issue is gangs that have established them selves.
Governmental authorities
Spastic normal fags
And drama.
If I was in the walking dead I'd shoot every fucker in the head that caused issues.
There is no room to drama in survival situations
>>56798275
Engineer
did Combat engineering in the military
Am i good?
>>56801464
>safe
>in Brazil
>>56799585
Nigga too much The Pretender for you
The series ended in 2000...
Besides the fact that I know how to make medicine from a large scale of herbs im prolly fucked.
Im a person who likes to do shit slowly but with quality.
Dentist here, happening safe as fuck.
Engineering Physics, what is my status?
>>56801520
You can wield for people some shit metal weapons and wield stuff to cars Mad Max style.
I would say yes.
>>56798275
I brew beer/wine and know how to make moonshine. Beer and wine are important to keep spirits up and as a source of drinkable fluids that can be stored long-term free from bacteria. High-proof liquor is important for sterilizing tools in case of injury.
I'm a passable cook after a couple years as a bachelor. I can make cheap canned food taste passable.
I was taught how to shoot by a USMS SOG guy who goes to the same church and am a pretty good shot with both rifle and pistol. I also worked on all my own firearms and am a very amateur gunsmith.
I know first response aid and aquatic rescue as well as some basic wilderness survival.
I know some very basic auto repair. I can patch/replace tires, brake pads and rotors, and belts. I can't disassemble an engine.
Day-to-day I'm a tech writer. All the reason some of you guys need to pick up some hobbies.
>>56801577
frankly I wouldn't ever want to meet any off you sociopaths irl tbphy family. Especially in a crisis situation.
>>56801705
ded
>>56801529
Also a proficient carpenter and basic taxidermy. Can build shit and make leather
>>56798275
No trade but I'm a Croatian. 25 years experience in a post-apocalyptic lawless wilderness aka Ex-Yu.
>>56801619
Calling yourself an Engineer because you've completed a Combat Engineer course is like calling yourself a Doctor because you know CPR
t. A britfag Combat Engineer
>>56801726
This, tb_h.
I've seen what a /k/ meetup looks like. I can only imagine what a fucking /pol/ meetup would look like.
>Work as an IT guy.
>Own a 20 acre farm.
>About to buy another 16 adjoining my property
>Tractor
>Barns
>8 Goats
>3 Pigs
>16 Chickens
>1 Lama
>Had a Bronze Turkey until today.
I think I'll be fine.....
>>56801558
>spongy underside: eat
>anything else: no eat
Wow that was hard. And why would anyone bother with eating fucking grass in a crisis scenario, that stuff has zero nutritional value.
>>56798275
Being a cook is useful, but can you butcher animals efficiently as well ? Because then that would make you a lot more useful than a regular cook.
>>56801638
Yes, Brazil is now safer than Europe (well, at least south is).
>>56801870
Nigga just because you can make scrambled eggs doesn't mean you can actually make a nutricious food that will make peoples belly full and happy.
Now what's you are doing.
>>56801850
Until you get raided.
>>56801659
I don't watch television.
I am aware of shows though and I absolutely despise drama shows
Single malt distiller.
Someone's got to make the moonshine i guess.
I know carpentry. I can build a house by myself.
However its not going to stop me from leaping at the chance to fight to liberate europe, if you got kids to take care of i understand but fucking off into the woods to die alone is a little egoistical when your help is sorely needed
>>56798275
IQ 127.
Can do most anything up at basic to intermediary level.
Mechanic level high.
Lived inawoods till mid 20s. Can hunt and survive off land.
I wish a happening would happen.
I feel confident I'd have a high survival chance.
>>56801876
Yes I can butcher. Know what to keep and what to throw etc.
Just don't expect me to skin, don't know shit bout that.
>>56802039
I bet you forgot to mention your laser vision too
Happening safe
I can tattoo anything you want for your new post tier apocalypse crew.
>>56800096
Bro you went to med school right? I'd imagine you have more than basic medical knowledge. That has to be worth something.
>>56801837
>>56801726
I agree with you
Except pol doesn't meet up.
When the happening comes you'll wish you had allies.
Physician reporting in
Surgery experience, but mostly deal with diagnosis and prognosis.
Not a lot of innawoods experience. Go mountain climbing and hiking a fair amount, camp sometimes, but absolutely 0 knowledge of guns and probably incompetent in any sort of survival scenario.
How fucked?
>>56798275
I'm a programmer but I have a degree in physics. I can technically restore our technology to 1930's style (radio, some electricity for fridge, etc.). So /pol/, am I happening safe?
>>56802006
By who?
My house is ICF with 8 inches of 4000 PSI fiber mesh concrete.
>>56802254
Doesn't matter if you have 0 knowledge about habbening if you *really* are a physician, people will probably fight over you.
>happening safe
>implying anyone cant master trade jobs in a day during times of duress
im studying history and i can learn these shitty skills anytime i want using logic
>>56802003
>just because you can make scrambled eggs doesn't mean you can actually make a nutricious food that will make peoples belly full and happy
Yes it does.
Bitch, you fucking cook for a living, something that every woman can do. Just because you put a slice of mango on it doesn't make it any tastier or more nutritious than mielony z kartoflami.
If you believe that haute cuisine will be in high demand in a post-happening scenario, there is something wrong with your head.
>Software engineer
maybe i can leech off of some people for a while though.
>>56798275
I've got pretty impressive trailer trash nigger-rigging skills.
As long as I've got the materials available, usually I can reverse engineer something, unless I need detailed information, which is why I understand the power of hoarding information.
In the apocalypse, information will be the most valuable commodity, because no one will have been raised with the endless drill of same old self-sufficiency skills.
I would advise printing up a nice stash of general electrical, mechanical, carpentry, plumbing, oil refining, chemistry, physics, and agriculture manuals and information. Knowledge is power. It's the foundation of civilization.
>>56802136
Actually my eyes are quite shit desu.
I have several year supply of contacts though by the standard we use them.
I wear one pair for months.
>>56802426
>Bitch, you fucking cook for a living, something that every woman can do
Yeah but he has much more knowledge than pinterest recipes man.
>>56798275
Cop and national guard MP, depending on the level of breakdown I could either work to restore order or just go full mercenary.
Electrical engineer, mostly communications
I program a bit as well but I prefer working with hardware rather than software.
>>56802254
Willing to learn and not afraid to get hands dirty?
Not very fucked. If you know about the insides of a person an animal isnt much different.
Just trial and error. Weapons can come with practice and time.
>>56801464
IT and translation would be useless as fuck in a post happening bro.
Sorry. You done for.
>>56798275
graphic designer here
1% happening safe, unless somebody wants some badass branding done for their killsquad
i at least did scouts and have some survival gear i guess...
>>56802426
>something that every women can do
Modern women can't even cook propelly ya cunt.
Cooking is more than put a flower in to the meat and call it a day.
You want to keep fuckers happy and sooner or later people will get tired of same food. It's always like that even in survival scenarios.
Fucks always want something better, that is why you need cook.
I grow psilocybins. Happening safe?
Private security here, licensed for weapons, armoured transport and bodyguard work.
I feel like I'm pretty happening safe, there's always going to be people willing to pay others for protection, especially during happenings when shit gets real.
And if it really comes to it, I can always just go to the other side and become one of the people that others need protection from.
I'm a TIG welder, am I happening safe?
>>56798275
student in engineering for now
potential gunsmith
>>56802657
I mean flour ah fuck it I made a lot of mistakes before anyway.
I'm dead. I'll be watching from Heaven praying for you all.
> Priest
Not sure if safe.
Though i am not quite knowledgeable on guns ans chemistry, so that oughta pull me up a few ranks
>>56802414
Lol b8 rite?
>>56802365
I used to be at the Queensway Carelton hospital.
Still confident I would spaghetti and eat a mushroom I shouldn't. I would know what to do about it, but I'd still end up eating it.
>>56798275
I am a web designer and developer. I am extremely sociopathic and can manipulate most people to my will. I also have an AR and USP.
Biochemist here. Not really happening safe, at most I could produce some basic medication like aspirin.
>>56802745
thanks mr. skeletal
>>56798275
I'm a trade embalmer. I have established a great reputation with funeral homes all around my state. The more deaths, the more I work.
>>56802691
Start welding your shelter together
>>56802757
I can build a house in a week. I worked with the Amish as a kid. I also know how to rebuild engines and fix lots of electronics. I could go on about it but.. However I think they won't care about that.
I'm dead.
>>56798275
Civil engineer here... 100% safe, infact looking forward to it
>>56798275
Petroleum Engineer. Can operate abandoned wells and drill illegal water wells as a side job.
>>56802917
>thinking we would let Indians live
>>56802850
Actually, depending on how bad of a happening it is and how long it lasts, being able to make even basic medical supplies could set you up quite well. Just need to survive long enough for large stockpiles to run out
>>56802869
Learn carpenting and you can also start selling coffins.
Nurse here. Totally 100% safe
>>56802657
People go their whole lives eating mielony z kartoflami and don't complain. Your talent is useless m8, deal with it.
>>56798275
CNC milling programmation
Im sure im safe in military industry
>>56801850
How did you afford all that land?
>>56798275
Freelance software developer, Day trader, can work anywhere with an internet, savings distributed on three continents.
>GOD-tier comfiness
>skinny finance student with no knowledge of guns, hunting, camping, martial arts, medicine, or engineering
NOT SAFE
>>56800126
mine is 9 inches and i dont even believe it myself
>>56798275
software developer here
people will always need programmers, r-right?
>>56803115
>cooking is usless
You are retarded.
>>56798275
I'm an actor
>>56798275
>English teacher
Literally the first to die, even in a semi-happening situation
>>56799585
oh yeah did i mention im jesus christ too
>>56802914
Why not seek the church?
If a happening happens im sure as hell gonna fortify my church, and wait out the storm.
Literal fucking holy ground.
>>56803302
You can start in movies bout HAPPENING after HAPPENING, if you survive.
>>56803302
You can act as if you were useful to society.
>>56803371
I'm surrounded by only black churches and they've quietly told me that I wouldn't be so well accepted being Blond, blue eyed and white as snow. So much for Christs teaching that there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek. They just don't care.
I LOVE THAT HAPPY BLACK CHEF OP
>>56803121
Inheritance?
>>56798275
No one is safe in a face of god's wrath.
>>56803378
>>56803417
I have money. Is money useful in a happening situation?
Please. My boipussi must remain secure and untouched by evil wasteland bandits
>>56803502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCKBtsTk8eQ
>>56798275
I'm a plumber.
Am I fucked when the happening occurs?
I think I'll be OK. Sorting out a clean water supply and fixing leaking roofs. Also toilets and showers.
Jobs like insurance salesman, lawyer, banker, etc will be destroyed.
>>56803590
Or ya know, they could just shot you and take your money.
>>56803115
>>56803273
He's right you know. Cooking is managing and processing one of the most important resources in a postapocalyptic society - food.
>>56803680
But I have a gun.
>>56803462
>excluding Christian's from God's house
10/10 would rage again
on a semi-related note
>tfw literal god-tier church architecture
>>56803590
In a real happening money is valuable as tinder and toilet paper. If the money is on an account it is basically a number being deleted if nobody can pay it. Good luck.
>>56803766
Noice.
At any rate yeah I got upset but then I prayed to help forgive them for their ignorance. Now I'm thinking of starting my own Church.
>>56803794
Nah, I have about two million stockpiled in my house. The rest is in the bank.
>>56803560
Inshallah my friend :)
>>56803273
It is when fucking everyone can do it.
>hurr I can gather firewood, that means I'm useful, right?
You chose to specialize in something that 90% of the population can do just fine on their own, let's not pretend you are anything special or precious.
Studio musician.
Even worse: I'm a studio piano player. Not exactly able to be a travelling minstrel.
>>56803720
The proplem is that there is plenty of people like me who can handle food perfectly well without making it my profession. I have cooked in my fathers restaurant when I was a teen and then cooked at home as a hobby. I know food safety and how to process food to make it taste good and how to get a long shelf life. Professional cooks will basically be useless if there are a lot of semi-pros which can do other stuff too.
>>56803648
>Am I fucked when the happening occurs?
Sanitation is not an option.
I'd jump in and help you, but you've got to take charge.
>>56803836
Good luck with that, running a church ain't easy
>>56803861
So you won't run out of toilet paper then.
>>56803889
>everyone can do it
Except not everyone can you idiot.
Preparinbg food is something more than putting a salad on a bread and call it and sandwich.
If you wanna eat like low life during HAPPENING the feel free but my boiz will eat good stuff only.
And you still have not told us what you do.
I am a serial rapist and take my trade very seriously. I'd say I'm pretty much secure.
>>56803891
If there's two otherwise useless things that will survive the apocalypse, it will be entertainers and saloons.
Enjoy playing Sweet Home Alabama for the rest of your life though.
>>56803984
I can butcher and have some basics in survival plus can make different type of makeshifts ovens, from stone ones, to burried ones and even sand ones.
I think this counts.
I'm a manlet with god-tier flexibility
If you want those cans of beans in the basement of a collapsed building, you're going to need me to squeeze in there.
Plus I'm pretty knowledgeable about survival techniques and I'm pretty damn dexterous.
>>56798275
furniture factory worker here...
I-I guess totally expendable ;_;
Although I can cook and know first aid,maybe it's worth something?
>>56804050
Jesus fuck how tall is the wall of denial you built around yourself?
ENTER A RANDOM HOUSE ON THE STREET AND ASK THEM WHAT THEY HAD FOR DINNER, AND DID THEY HAVE A PROFESSIONAL COOK PREPARE IT FOR THEM
>>56804139
You are safe. I heard that rape is high in demand during happenings. From your flag and your profession I can see that you are muslim, which may also help you, as your chance of getting your head cut of is smaller.
>>56801835
no im actually a engineer now after i left the military to go to college
>>56804279
Still have not answered ye cunt.
What do you do for a living.
Also>>56804200
>>56804245
Woodworking is *not* a useless trade.
But you'll probably be shifting focus a bit.
>>56804200
Butcherings pretty useful. Especially if yoiu can butcher AND process the meat. Ok seems like you are safe.
>>56804245
Nigga, you gonna create comfy furniture and ill sell drugs and meds, we could be the greenwood duo
>My job involves blowing up mountains for money
I would do that for free
Let me know if you want any post happening shit blown up and we'll make a deal.
>>56804003
Surely having clean water is vital.
Not just for drinking, but washing, cooking etc
I'm not ready to be kill. I have many years left.
I don't want to be radioactive.
>>56803259
What they'll need are people who understand machine code.
If you're only proficient in high level languages, you might as well be thrown on the pile.
>>56804482
can you make your own explosives?
Tho demolition is always good. Someone who can blow up the safe or walls of some camp or just for fun would be needed.
>>56798275
Intel analyst. Unfortunately expendable or vital depending on group.
>>56804636
Not very good ones no.
But raiding my place of work would be my number one priority.
I have access to most stuff and there's a lot of useful stuff to be found there. Anything from axes and cans of beans to dynamite and dump-trucks.
>>56798275
>Accountant
NOT SAFE
But as long as there is no happening I'm safe af senpai
>>56804470
I'm in,braliukas!
>>56802679
So. Whats it like doing commissioned security over seas?
Here in the states its a crap shoot. You have to use a weapon? Good luck you're thrown under a bus.
>>56804856
As long as you can blow up stuff you will be fine.
>>56798275
18 yo here.I aspire to study medicine but i guess if shit breaks down i'll be the lowest of soldiers.Beats this monotone hell i'm stuck in.
22
unemployed
hav less than 5000 pounds
can't cook or clean
have no skills that needs tools
unfit
have no friends
h-happening safe
>>56800351
>Im a trained Mechanic...
>Well the Army trained me, probably why I'm a min wage security guard atm
That could be good, though. If there's ever a real happening breakdown, just lay low for a while. Before too long, people will be using the vehicles left behind by the Army, and they'll need a mechanic.
>>56805352
Your only hope.
>>56805417
Mechanicking is a general skill.
Most everything you learn (assuming you understand the fundamentals of diesel/gas automatic/manual) can be applied in every type of vehicle on the road except hybrids.
The problem is having the parts, and if you don't have those, you need the materials, tools, and experience to make them.
>>56798275
I am melting my own alloy for defense purposes, gun smith, bachelor mechanical engineering, CnC operator reporting in.
>remove kebab mehmet
>>56805294
well you're albanian, so you're already the lowest of people
>>56805085
There will be a happening anon. Think of all the happenings since 1915
>>56805663
>SAFE
>>56805663
Do you know how to program a cnc?
>>56805663
>gunsmith
They will either wage wars over you or kill you so nobody can get you.
>>56805750
Yes sir I do.
>>56805791
Sir.
I am private sector.
>>56798275
Worked as a mechanic for a couple years, more than comfortable doing it. Have a huge arsenal because im American. I'll be ok.
>>56805806
I run a cnc for work. It's nice to see someone realize how vital we will be in the next world war against china
>>56803121
>>56803511
By working?
My parents bought a truck for me a couple years back but that was it.
I've never inherited anything.
>>56798275
Canadian here
Safe
>>56805904
Sir. I gonna support NATO only when they gonna start chewing kebabs, since they are close... no go. I gladly support Based Budin then Obongo.
>Sir. I was working with CnC for two years, now I invested to DIY kit, not that expensive for such purposes.
Software engineer so probably not
But I was a marine, an avid Hunter, and I'm a pretty good survivalist. So maybe I can be the muscle when we start a small colony
>>56806045
Living the American Dream ey?
Thought it's impossible these days in US.
>>56805661
Usually. I don't really know much about mechanics, but I was in the Army, and most of what you learn is very specific, at least at first. I wouldn't trust one of the Humvee monkeys to fix my car, but if I were driving a Humvee, I'd protect that guy to the end. Lose him, lose the vehicle.
I make these bad boys. i could organize a raid on the warehouse to loot all the materials needed to build a big one for the community so we can grow delicious and healthy radioactive veggies
>>56798275
0% chance of survival
hahahahaha
>>56806355
>humvee
don't drive Humvee, slow and retarded. Reinforce it, lift it and add some huge sticky rock climbing rubber, if there is more cash, think about bigger power station, compressor, buy some generator, and water can. with pump and and you are good for hunting.
>4x4
>4249 cm3
>GVWR - 7t
>Double Cabin
>>56806920
>4249 cm3
>147hp stock
Energy engineer. I'll set up solar panels and wind turbines for your fort anon... L-let's save the environment!!
>>56803351
I forgot to mention actually that no I'm not.
He is kill. So not happening safe
>>56800120
Underrated
>>56798275
:( im a geologist and more than likely will be useless in the happening
>>56806920
>Hunting
Humvees can navigate all kinds of terrain, and besides, I'm not looking to hunt. There's a huge joint Army / Air Force base nearby. Depending on the kind of apocalypse, most of the stuff should be unclaimed, and the soldiers there uninterested in defending it. Hit the base with some friends, saddle up with gear, and we can weather the apocalypse as an Infantry squad prepped and armed for urban warfare.
Accounting
idk to be honest
on paper unsafe - professional musician
in actual fact
-knows what innawoods is actually like
-can cook, fish, and hunt
-emt training
-speaks several languages fluently
-has already amassed life experience in stressful and/or dangerous situations while being massively sleep deprived, suffering withdrawal, sick, hurt, starving, homeless, etc. all while being in foreign lands. situations where failure meant death.
-the rest is opsec
SAFE
>>56798275
dude when money is short, people can cook for themselves and you have no real use.
mfw i have no skills, i work in an office.
I am /fit/ though and can outperform most physically
>>56798275
My NEET training has made me stronger, wiser and healthier beyond my years, far more than my active counterparts. Dropped out of my wizardry phd ( although I did graduate with highest honours) and thus am fit to lead and help repopulate the earth.
Look up the definition of SAFE and you will see this post. You'd need to come up with a new vocabulary, hell maybe a new language (and I am definitely planning doing on that later on) to define just how safe I am.
>>56798275
Jack of all trades here. There isn't much I can't fix. Also highly willing to kill dindus and goat fuckers on the reg.
I know how to program a synthesiser.
If you choose me to tag along with you, I can make atmospheric sounds that will enhance the experience of a Happening.
>>56800351
If you can't find a mechanic job you're not trying hard enough. Get on jsfirm dot com and get a real job dude. There are a ton of aviation jobs right now. Or get your A&P and have even more options.
>>56802047
alcohol, cigarettes, paper products, etc. will be the currency of the time. being a distiller is a good thing.
>>56802110
my iq is 136, but I make terrible decisions and have basically no discipline. iq is irrelevant.
