I just busted up laughing and woke up all my roommates because I thought of something from my past that's actually hilarious now
>be 7th grade me
>had this substitute teacher ms. Goldstein
>guess what she was...
>everybody loved ms Goldstein because she was a nice old lady and didn't make us do any work, she also couldn't hear us talking during class
>she was old as fuck, like 80 something
>she would talk about the holocaust, it was a math class
>didn't say she was in it just that it was bad very bad
>one day we play a prank on ms OLDstein as we called her
>crank the heater up to 90°
>ms Goldstein gets pissed
>"WHO TOINED ON DA HEATAH, AHHH ITS SO HOT! ITS LIKE AN OVEN IN HEEYUH"
>mfw I gassed a kike when I was only 12
>>56786699
Even if she was Jewish that's kind of fucked up man. You should have some respect for elderly people.
>>56786781
This is why you had no friends in school.
>>56786957
Ya, and it's worked out pretty good so far.
>>56787314
Right otherwise you'd have never met your beautiful waifu
I had a teacher that had asthma... cranked the heat in the room all the way up and watched her sweat and gasp for breath... I feel like OP and I would get along
>>56786699
>>56786957
>>56788753
So you trolled a teacher 2 years ago and this is on /pol/ why exactly?
>>56786699
Bad goy. That's 3 weeks detention for you.
>>56788753
Holy fuck you are an edgelord
>"trolling" people is gud, we dun need no respect
>>56790975
You're trying to discipline me when I was 12. This was over a decade ago, of course I feel like some of the shit I did as a kid was dumb or disrespectful but who gives a shit? Boys will be boys, you're not one of those people thats hellbent on making young boys little bitches that aren't allowed to express themselves in masculine ways, are you cücko?
>>56790367
Lmao bruh that's just cold... or hot idk
I have another one of me taking action against degenerates
>be 4th or 5th grade me
>me and the homeboys liked to dig in the sand, we'd create great feats of architecture
>meanwhile the girls would dance around the poles under the jungle gym pretending to be strippers
>the proctors would just watch and say "oh they're just being cute"
>we decide to take action against these whores
>decide to throw wet dirt onto the poles so they would be dirty and the girls wouldn't want to slut it up on them
>proctor leaves, mission is a go
>me and a couple bros run up, dirt clauds in hands and begin throwing
>fat asian girl hadn't finished her stupid slutty dance and kept going
>she gets covered in dirt
>the last one i tossed flew in slow motion
>directly into her mouth
>she didn't even spit it out, she ran over to the proctor with dirt in her mouth to tell
>call her dirtmouth for the rest of school
>we didn't even get in trouble
>>56786699
And that's how you turned into the shit that you is today.
Funny, very funny.
>>56792021
>>56786699
You sound like a really lame person, stop this pathetic attempt at pandering to /pol/.
>>56792959
Ok Shlomo
Neverhappened/10
Stop desperately seeking approval on /pol/ you sad piece of shit.
>>56786699
A really bad lie to be funny ?
Nigger go back to your work at a Fast Food Restaurant with a shit degree and 200k debt
