Eurofags tell me
If the zombie apocalypse occurs how the fuck do you defend yourselves??
Harsh language and castles.
We drown everyone
>>56785779
Let them in, not doing so is racist
>>56785779
>zombie apocalypse
What kind of shithole do you live in?
>>56785779
>zombie apocalypse
I want underage kids to leave
>>56785779
we go full reich
our strong governments will support us, the people. they represent our interests and serve us well both in times of peace and in war.
Stay alive long enough for them to starve because it goes against the laws of physics that biomass is to function without constant addition of energy.
Either they all eat eachother or they starve
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>>56785841
Holy shit delusional
Thank god I have countless automatic rifles shotguns and pistols for zombies or aliens
>>56785919
>our strong governments will support us,
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>>56785779
The world is already filled with zombies. Now we just wait for the apocalypse.
With a sword and a bow in a castlr.
Anyway, we are already ina zombie society. How are you defending yourself, are you sure that you are not actually a mass media's zombie?
I was going to post a long rant about Americans being gun obsessed retards but this thread seems pretty tongue in cheek so I'll bite.
Traps. The best way to defend yourself from anything besides one or two zombies at a time is traps.
It would obviously be better to have a shotgun of some sort for stragglers, lets not kid ourselves, but the stragglers you could pick off with home made (or preferably not home made) crossbows and a little ballistics know how
>>56785868
They're not children, they're just ameritards.
>>56787186
Not to mention firearms are noisy, they attract attention.
>>56785868
what this guy said
>>56787228
They are so obessed with shooting live targets.
>>56785779
I will put my hand out of the window, let zombie bite me, and after I turn I hope to kill as many people as possible
>>56785779
Shoot them with my gun.
>tfw swiss
>>56785779
there will be no zombie apocalypse fat video game nerd
>>56785779
The government will protect me, the government stops me owning tools of self defence for my own safety, I might hurt someone.
The government knows best.
I love the government (hello GCHQ)
>>56785779
>wait 2 weeks
>they can't move
>they can't see
>they can't hear
>find some hot chicks and rape my way to a new society
>>56785779
We don't
#ZombiesWelcome
>>56788035
I believe this before the Avon who said he'd use a crossbow. Its 2015!
>>56785779
Castles had raisable briges for a good reason, and even if not, museums will be pillaged really fast
>>56785779
Post-soviet countries are perfect for a zombie invasion. There are wide open spaces everywhere, mountains, abandoned millitary bases with big fenced backyards.
Contrary to american belief, it is not impossible or even hard to get a gun in most parts of Europe.
>>56785779
The only reason I'm here is for a higher resolution version of OP's picture.
>GO TO GYM
>GET 10 TREADMILLS
>ARRANGE THEM IN A CIRCLE FACING OUTWARDS
>LIVE INSIDE CIRCLE
>INCREASE TREADMILLS FOR MORE LIVING SPACE WHEN WAIFUS WANT PROTECTION
>>56785779
They plan on aging and realizing zombies aren't real.
>>56785779
Climb a ladder take ladder whit me. Zombies can't do shit to me now w8 a month they rot away.
>>56787939
>I love the government (hello GCHQ)
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>>56791063
hey guys, OP is an idiot and forgot to tell you guys that Zombies is code for Niggers.
We say Zombies because it isn't polite to walk into a gun shop and say you want a gun for "when the niggers riot"
so, how are you going to defend yourselves when the refugees riot?
