>wake up and find this dropped off at your door
What do /pol/?
>>56780873
Eat it.
Well, you can see it in his eyes that he's gonna be a thug. I guess I'll bring him along to the next KKK meeting and we'll decide what to do with him there.
Leave him at a fire station
>>56780873
Toss it right in the fucking garbage.
Call him Thomas, raise him to be an antinigger.
>>56780873
>>56780873
who took a shit on my doorstep lmao xDDDD
put a stamp on it and send it to africa
>>56781046
this
>>56780873
Raise him/her to be a proper, well-adjusted black person to the best of my ability.
It probably would've frozen to death over night
>>56780873
Realistic answer or edgy answer?
>>56781046
this
>See something outside
>Spare a single fuck
>>56780873
call the police because it probably stole the diaper
can it ring the doorbell? I won't open the door to anyone anyway.
>>56780873
Close the door and hope it crawls away.
Pick up the little niglet, put it in a basket and call social services to come and pick it up. Wash sheets on the basket afterwards.
>>56780873
Post on facebook for thumbs up.
Use the back door.
I will use the garage door when I'm ready to leave the house.
Turn 360 degrees and close the door.
>>56780873
WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
>>56781092
this
>>56780873
>>56780873
Put it in the state provided outdoor waste bin.
>>56780873
drop it infront of the fire station up the street
>call 911
>report a black robber trying to break into my house.
>>56781001
My sides
>>56780873
Pick it up and drop again. Several times.
>>56781291
and we have a winner
>>56780873
Punish my dog. I taught him not to shit on the floor, ffs
Someone took a shit in fornt of my house?
I guess it's time to change that neighbourhood.
Be shocked and confused that someone left an american baby at my door
>>56780873
Call the police, obviously this little nigglet trying to break in my house. Also plant a knife on it.
>>56780873
Throw it into the trash can.
>>56780873
I'll scream Lionel Messi GOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
as I kick his body from my doorstep to the street.
>>56780873
pretend im its dad and then leave it, its the only true (afro)american way
Raise him into a rap slave because that's clearly Biggie Smalls
>>56780873
call animal control. they'll know what to do.
Put it in the garbage bag where it belongs.
>>56780873
Teach it how to shitpost.
>>56780873
Wonder why it didn't come in a paper bag and on fire this time.
Phone the council and complain about dog shit being on the floor.
>>56780873
Educate him to attract little girls to my house.
Raise it to be an athlete or entertainer, have it take care of me for the rest of my life
>>56783069
>implying the council will do jack shit about it and still ask for money
>>56780873
shoot it in self defence
Close door
>>56780873
close door
Stop dropping shit in front of my door
