If a Native American and an Australian Aboriginal met, would they get along? Would they bond over their hate for the white man?
>>56780840
No, they'd find a goat and fuck it.
Our native savages would kick your native savages ass
>>56780907
yeah but OUR native savages would kick your native savages ass
>>56780840
>>56780988
Maori vs Apache.
My urge to re-read blood meridian is rising
>>56780907
>mfw my native savages literally didn't invent fire
:^) Good thing we genocided those stupid fucks
>>56780988
Our natives managed to colonize 2 continents and had several large (primitive) civilizations. What did your natives do?
>>56781075
literally beat up the Sun so the days would go longer http://eng.mataurangamaori.tki.org.nz/Support-materials/Te-Reo-Maori/Maori-Myths-Legends-and-Contemporary-Stories/How-Maui-slowed-the-sun
i'm pretty sure there are conventions where they do just this. natives from all over the world come together and play drums and talk about how much they hate whitey.
>>56781022
Oh good, the cleaner's here
>>56780840
Does the native american have a smoke on him to give the aboriginal?
If so then yeah he is ok for a white cunt, and if not then he is a racist white cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlJq2iuH73s
>>56781173
The abos will be round the back of the convention siphoning all the fuel out of the other natives cars
>>56781153
Maoris aren't native. They ate the native New Zealanders, which is pretty badarse, but horrid
4% abo here vs 3% in oz
was 2% here a few decades ago and not even 250k immigrants per year hold them down
>>56781240
Are they that bad?
do abos get 10k/yr and no tax too in oz?
>>56781331
...........Mate...........
>>56780840
I'm probably one of ur few conservatives who actually thinks that Native Americans were pretty cool. They live that /out/ life in the beautiful American landscape and just walked around mountains killing bison and stuff.
Aboriginese are probably bigger badasses though. They have been doing /out/ life on expert mode with spiders who stand up and chase you. And your big ugly red desert is pretty gnarly looking, probably messes with your brain after a few years
>>56781240
>american natives
>cars
They don't have to go anywhere, most of them don't even have running water. They just take their welfare checks and get drunk all day.
indigenous europeans did the same until we moved away from mud huts and the stone age
>>56781331
>he hasn't seen all of the abbo stories on /pol/
They're a few rungs below the dumbest hood nigger you'd ever see.
Abos are literally the worst niggers on the entire planet. They are like blacks in America but they are too drunk or high to have large scale chimpouts, Australia is also too big for abos to organize chimpouts effectively. My interactions with them consist of them asking me for money or smokes.
Native American Indians at least had some level of civility and culture. Also there are good looking native American women.
>>56781153
Maoris are pretty based. Abos are literally subhuman.
>>56781546
Based in what way? They cannibalized the natives of NZ, cannibalized the first whites who found NZ and are generally as violent as a nigger.
>>56781208
Whatever albo
>>56780840
Apparently, both have a weakness for firewater.
>>56781677
Do abbos actually have a low tolerance like Injuns?
>>56781723
Yes.
>>56781772
Cool. Or, you know, disgusting.
>>56780840
As long as they share the metho they will be best mates.
>Am Australian (White)
>Girlfriend is Native American.
>Just pondering how rare a combination that is.
>See this thread.
>>56781850
Pics of her or it didn't happen. While you're at it, prove that she isn't a roastee.
>>56781331
A couple of weeks ago.
Remember this is after 12 years of compulsory schooling and welfare.
This mob also spent 13,000,000 in 5 years in mining royalties which disappeared with almost no trace.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-07/groote-eylandt-deaths-machetes-spears-used-in-riot/6921182
Pic is houses there.
http://video.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2015/11/09/3162045313016904167/1024x576_3162045313016904167.mp4
>>56781883
>>56780988
Well our natives would kick the shit out of your natives' ass
>>56781067
How can they be even dumber than knickers?
Australians are still the Kings of shift posting.
Take that, Canada.
>>56781393
>with spiders who stand up and chase you
I really want to go back in time and unread that. That shit is gonna haunt my sleep for weeks now.
>>56780988
this desu senpai
>>56782103
Canadians aren't even people
dumping my rare abos
>>56781953
Dont know m8, the welsh are pretty fucked
they get along fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiz0q8-Z2_M
>>56781655
>Based in what way? They cannibalized the natives of NZ, cannibalized the first whites who found NZ and are generally as violent as a nigger.
pretty based. Just because you were bullied by Hemi at intermediate no need to get butthurt
>Native American has the image of an elegant,nobel and loyal outsider, who loves the nature and is a good fighter (whinetoo)
>aboriginal smells like shit
>>56782167
Funnel web spider. Australia might be hell. I don't get how people go hiking/backpacking in Australia when there's so many dangerous animals
>>56782257
Those blowjob lips are forever wasted
>>56780906
What is that very nice British dish you have there, Brit?
>>56781067
my tribe did invent fire, my tribe therefor beats all of your tribes :^)
>>56781990
They had an entire continent for 40,000 years and never even reached the mud hut stage.
Storytim.
> My business hired an old Abbo lady to make kangaroo stew etc for tourists, she was a rough old thing and a problem drinker but not too bad at cooking.
Her sister....fuck me.
>She had been arrested one night but smuggled her smokes and lighter into the lockup in her vag.
>She decided to set alight to her mattress but fell onto it and nearly burned to death, both her arms ended in deformed stumps with all the fingers burned off. Her face was also melted, no nose/lips etc.
>Any way we used to get visits from her when our lady was cooking, still a massive alcoholic.
>The burned faced sister told us a story how she had been in Carnarvon (boongy town) and one of the blokes she was drinking with got stabbed to death by another boong. She said how she tried to stop the bleeding by sticking her stumps in the holes..
>Hows that for your final experience/sight/feeling as you are bleeding to death, having your gaping wounds fisted by a gin with a face like Freddy Kruger (minus a nose)
>>56780840
human cant bound with wildlife&fona.
so the native would just cleanse the abos like the UK should have done.
>>56781067
>literally didn't invent fire
how fucking retarded are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbyd0LuVoZw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we4merRJI_g
>>56782548
>how fucking retarded are you?
Hes Tasmanian.
By that I mean you are actually the retarded one, when compared to a Tasmanian.
Are you proud?
>>56782548
also they figured out how to make a type of moldable plastic from spinifex resin that's as hard as concrete.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoMKQww5pq8
Fuck off you cunts. Your savages wouldn't stand a chance against an Irishman.
>>56782213
They are friendlier than your average bear thats for sure.
>>56782548
Yes, it was only the Tasmanian Abbos who regressed that far.
Anyway most abbo tribes found it easier to keep a few embers and carry them with then than go through the hassle of starting a new fire from scratch at each location
>>56782738
That's breddy neat actually
>>56782735
Fuck you're right.
If I'm more retarded than a Tasmanian could I claim benefits on centrelink?
>>56782347
>8 years old
>Bush abos visiting school
>learning about abos and abo culture
>traditional abo kangaroo cooking today
>obese abo starts a blackfella fire on the oval (smokey as fuck with bark and shit on it)
>old coon just throws the kangaroo tail ( shittiest part of a roo) and lets it butn for a while
>smart arsed me states "is that all you're going to do?"
>3 weeks detention and a letter home to mum telling her im racist
The cunts use a bic light and easy light cubes as well
>>56782738
And what did they do with that?
>>56782548
Found an abo
>>56782359
I'd drink to that, mate.
>>56780840
Why are all Aussies shitposters?
>>56782903
If he was full blood, he wouldnt be on the internet m8
>>56781075
invent trench warfare
>>56781723
I don't know, but I know they're so stupid that they drink gasoline.
Be apprentice plumber.
>Go to state housing, boongs, report of a blocked dunny.
>Approach doors, hear bees.
>Walk in, nostril burning stench, sound of bees getting louder.
> Get to bathroom suite, blowfly horde achievement unlocked!
>The dunny is full to the brim with shit.
>Floor has shit all over it
>Bath next to the toilet is filled with shit.
And that was my last day as an apprentice plumber. I did finish the day though.
>>56782862
> The cunts use a bic light and easy light cubes as well
Kekked desu
About ten years ago I worked with a nurse that is also a Navajo medicine woman. I took a month off and took my wife to Australia. While there I bought some Abo crap to bring back as souvenirs. I bought the nurse like three things. When I brought to work and tried to give them to her, she jumped up from table and told me take them outside to the break area. She was legitimately freaked out. She went out there with sage and some other shit to put some sort of cleansing spell on that crap I bought her.
She came in layer and said "Thank you.. you were supposed to bring those to me."
About two months later she tells me I have Indian blood in me because she dreamed it. She tells me dreamed that my Indian name is Red Buffalo. She was nuts.. and we worked on psychiatric unit.
>>56782862
You guys eat kangaroos? I need to do this. Is it like beef?
>>56781240
>>56781258
There were no humans in New Zealand prior to the 14th century. But yes, Maori are not native.
>>56781064
Maoris aren't Abos. Quit shitposting.
>>56782983
Lol can you even imagin dropping a shit in the toilet that already has someone elses shit in it? If this doesnt show that they're subhuman then nothing will
>>56783037
It's very tough like steak, imagine going camping and eating a lizard or a snake, the meat would be very leathery, that's what Kangaroo's like. At least the kind that I had was, anyway.
Anyone have any good abo stories?
I need something to laugh at.
In return you can have a rare Yeb
>>56783166
This. I wanna hear some missing link tales.
>>56782548
Holy fuck, how ass-blasted can you possibly be Trugganini?
>>56783037
Get a steak, the tail is rubbery and shit. Also the mince is good for hamburgers. The taste is like an extremely gamey beef to me. Also very lean.
Ive been to this place as a kid. Pic related.
I was about 7 years old and still remember one old boong talking to me with maggots wriggling in an empty eye socket.
>>56783109
He was talking to a Kiwi. About their native savages. You know, Maoris.
Quit shitposting.
>>56780840
Are all Abos shit tier? I mean you guys hate Blacks but even pol has to admit that their are many great ones out there like Ben Carson. Same with Mexicans and Mudslimes. Maybe my education on Aboriginals is limited to shitposts from Australia but I've never heard of a non savage Abo.
Well made roo tail stew is very good.
Roo meat has to be cooked by someone who treats it right, overcook it and its extremely tough.
Roo snaggers are good though.
>>56783166
>>56783213
>Be me
>Be in Perth
>Get on train to go to a nightclub
>Wild family of abbos jump inboard
>Police officers sees this
>Decides to get off the train
>All the abbos including kids are drunk
>All the white people on the train are scared and just looking straight ahead, trying their best not to make eye contact at the commotion.
>Hear one of the little abbos shout "I FUCKED MUH SISTA!"
>Bite my hand and try not to laugh because if I did I would probably be knocked out
>Abbos leave the train
>I live another day.
>>56783213
Not really a story but I once saw an abo spend a solid 5 minutes trying to light a dropped hot chip on the ground as if it was a ciggy bud. Not funny in text but neally pissed myself we I was watching him
>>56781362
More.
If they live on traditional land they get far more. I have seen trucks unloading brand new Land Rovers given to a "responsible" group of elders to lend/give out as seen fit.
This was out near Mataranka, out there they behave literally like savages. I can not think of a way for a human being to be more pathetic.
>>56783313
There is are nice ones but they still have to whole dumb as dogshit thing going one. You'll need a quarter caste before you get a normal person and then 90% of them are "my land white dog" types
>>56783213
>>56783166
This is story I heard from a friend.
>Two abbos decide to talk shit to two Sudanese fellas
>Sudanese fight back, kills one of the abbos by beating him to death
>The other abbo tries to hide under a car
>Sudo's drag him out and break his legs
Apparently the abbo was shouting "AHHH MUH LEGGG!"
>>56781331
What they spend their dole money on.
>>56783166
Oldie but a goodie from /pol/.
>>56783313
There are some brilliant ones, but in general they have made the effort to separate themselves from the "mob".
If you stay part of the extended "group" anyone claiming to be kin can more or less help themselves to your shit and you are a cunt if you dont let them.
So most abbo houses dont keep lots of food, have a landline phone, have any savings, because there will always be someone to bludge off them.
They are the anti-Jews.
>>56783430
In the communities you will see new toyota landcruisers abandoned in the middle of nowhere simply because they ran out of fuel. Also if an abo is looking for a car load, the government will co-sign the loan as a guarrentuer if the Bo can put down the first payment.
>>56782347
Hahaha....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backpacker_murders
>>56782347
>am in the army
>have bug battles when bored out bush
>British officer on exchange comes over to see what's going on
>there are about 5 small to huge centipedes and 2 largeish spiders with a smattering of small scorpions in the ring
>cunt actually goes white
> mfw my centipede "Samson VI" wins
Mum used to have to pick magotts out of abbos head wounds when she was a nurse.
They wouldnt even have the last head wounds healed before someone broke another bottle over their heads.
>>56783877
what unit, ex 5RAR here
>>56783877
Lol 5 year old tier
Do you have to advertise for people not to sleep in the middle of roads?
We do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qClBRaretEk
>>56783213
Not much of a story, but I have a mate who works in a centrelink call centre. Centrelink basically being Australian welfare. He was telling me how he once had to talk a 13 year old girl through how to file for and receive her maternity payments. This girl lived in one of those indigenous settlements where everything is for free and police conveniently turn a blind eye. So no doubt her brother or cousin raped her when she was 12, got her pregnant, and forced her to have the baby.
They're just hopeless. They oppress themselves worse than any white man ever could, and now Western media makes it impossible to criticize them for it.
You guys ever heard of that guy who got in shit for selling the abos refrigerated metho?
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaaahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahrgh!!!
Man, I love the smell of metho but I bet it burns like a cunt to drink.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mql16efnys
>>56784170
Oh god what is this?
>>56781075
> natives vs natives
Dis gon b gud.
>>56784164
Lol they did that in katherine for a while
Maoris > All other native savages.
>>56782377
Looks like a Yorkshire Pudding m8
>>56784323
Are you from katherine as well?
>>56784017
1ARMD
Do any field at Cultana? The amount of venomous shit is staggering.
>>56784079
What else is there to do? Cant shitpost without the internet.
>>56784286
Mate, google imparja ads. Theres all kinds of classics like blow your nose or dont sleep on the road, the road trains are a comin
>>56784349
I can only imagine if the Marois had got to Oz instead of NZ, fuck they would have been a force to reckon with.
Only 100 years more and the buggers would have been properly imperialists in the region.
I got a few stories about my run ins with the Abo kind. I work at a Tobacconist in a mall near a lot of the rougher parts of town, specifically the Aboriginal housing area.
>4 people have been shot in/around my work
>All Aboriginal
>1 was during a drug deal gone wrong
Once when we were out delivering there was an Abo lying down on the road with a bottle next to him. ohboyherewego.gif. honked at him to move as I was taught never to get out of the car if they are lying in the road as they might just be waiting for you to get out to mug you. He ended up crawling to the side of the road.
I have no love for these people any more. Fucking coons sued Coon Cheese company and lost.
>>56782983
>>56783249
>>56783349
>>56783464
>>56783517
>>56784129
>>56784448
holy hell, this cant be real, right?
how the fuck did they survive until the colonization?
>>56784349
this
Maori are mad cunt, family orientated and friendly as fuck
>>56784377
Went to primary school there. Katherine south m8.
>>56784408
Lol didnt the fattruck get banned from entering your compound 'cause there were too many fat cunts?
yeh did a handful of exs around aus
>>56784509
Weren't worth the ammo.
>>56784520
lols was born there but lived in Darwin most my life
>An anti-racism campaigner says Coon cheese is next on his hit-list after the Queensland government ruled a controversial grandstand being rebuilt in the state's south would not be renamed after E.S. "Nigger" Brown.
>Toowoomba Sports Ground Trust chairman John McDonald yesterday told AAP that while the grandstand bearing Brown's name was to be demolished in coming days as part of an upgrade, the "N word" would be used on a plaque or statue at the new ground.
>But late yesterday, Sports Minister Judy Spence ruled it would be inappropriate to use the racist term in any way.
>Ms Spence said she had talked to Mr McDonald, and he agreed the word would not be used at all.
>"I do not want the next generation of Queenslanders thinking that using the word nigger is acceptable," she said.
>Toowoomba academic Stephen Hagan, who campaigned against the name for almost a decade and even took his case to the United Nations, said his celebrations would be shortlived.
>Mr Hagan said he would now focus his time and effort on fighting Dairy Farmers' Coon cheese.
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/news/queensland/nigger-brown-gone-coon-cheese-next/2008/09/26/1222217491581.html
>>56780840
The abo literally has without exaggeration an average iq below that of a white person with downs syndrome. I seen chimpanzees on nat geo with better problem solving skills.
So no.
>>56784349
>>56784593
Read a book called 'The Fatal Shore'
Awesome account of first british settlers of australia
They originally wanted to do the right thing by the aboriginals but there was no centralised leadera and the aboriginals were hunter gatherers, not political and didn't give a fuck
>>56781850
what kind of injun is she?
>>56784596
Im in darwin now m8
>>56784572
Haha yes it was, after a while it was allowed back but they couldn't open the back where the deep fried shit is.
They only repealed that very recently.
Man, australian aboriginals just sound sad and pitiful.
>>56784809
cool, what age are u?
Im travelling to darwin for christmas, is it hot atm?
>>56782884
a very effective dagger
>>56784895
24. Humid as fuck today, but we had some rain this afternoon
Muh "stolen generators"
Most of this article is excuse making bullshit.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-06-11/wa-chief-justice-slams-high-rate-of-aboriginal-incarceration/6538006
>A report released today by Amnesty International shows Aboriginal children in WA are 53 times more likely to be jailed than their non-Indigenous peers.
>But even as the WA Government promises to change this, it is also pressing ahead with plans to toughen the state's mandatory sentencing laws.
>Around six per cent of young people aged between 10 and 17 in WA are Indigenous, but they make up almost 80 per cent of offenders in the state's prison system.
>>56784947
what school did you go to bro?
im 23
>>56782884
made a handle and shoved a flint rock into it so they can rob center link easier
>>56782393
>having your gaping wounds fisted by a gin with a face like Freddy Kruger (minus a nose)
lel
>>56784969
Drugstone
I'm just curious, how is New Zealand doing politically? Enlighten me. I know Australia is a shitshow, but what about the kiwis?
>>56784599
>Literally having nothing better to do with your life than campaign against vaguely racist terms that have no bearing on you
Reeee
>>56784997
korm and taminmin
>>56784812
some cunt tried to off himself on rob barracks a few weeks back. 3rar here.
>>56785182
I was in 5RAR when a 2cav guy hung himself in the lines.
are you guys full light inf now? no wings?
>>56785180
Lol how were all the abos at kormilda? Didnt they have accommodation for the bush ones there?
>>56781173
(((of coursh)))
http://theconversation.com/whether-youre-listening-or-not-australia-is-a-nation-of-white-privilege-49565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
>Mfw abos are so fucking stupid they need a song to tell them to not huff petrol
>>56785264
Yeah 2cav are down here now.
Yep lost our wings.
>>56785275
Yeh they were around but they kept to themselves and we kept to ourselves. They used to have brutal fights sometimes.
Also, they sometimes wouldn't rock up for the planes and buses which would go out to pick them up.
I was on school camp with them and saw one pick up a brown snake and crack its head off
>>56785334
thats fucked man hah. when i was in 5 they would change what we were every month
>>56785403
Classic army. We're all going light infantry now though
>>56784964
Typical lefty logic.
The smart thing would've been to kill off the abos long ago, but nooo, can't do that
So you put them in camps to try and control them, but noooo, can't do that.
So you let them back to their land, the ones that go that is, while the rest stay in the city, getting drunk and high and cursing the White man. They all get tons of kids, who in turn are damaged during pregnancy, and who amount to nothing during their lives, except causing trouble and being miserable.
They always seek to prolong the suffering through generations of natives, instead of letting the government step in and sort out the problem once and for all via forced sterilisations.
>yfw you realise lefties enjoy inflicting generational punishment on natives and are actually sadistic, but hide it behind their SJW veil
>>56781850
I had a friend who who wifed up a native american girl. She was actually hot, but since she was college educated she was all about muh ebil white man. They have a kid now and live in a teepee somewhere in the pacific NW. Not even joking.
>>56785325
>you don't sniff petrol from a can
>you put your petrol in the car it goes
>don't be rama rama and sniff it up you nose
Comedy gold.
>>56785487
Eh, sounds like he's whipped. You can't rely on a whipped friend to have your back when you need him.
It's for the best he got pussified. Just find a new mate.
>>56785444
i got out just before that new fitness program they brought in (to stop women from joining infantry)
apparently it was fucked
>>56785511
Even funnier when you realise that a white fella probably had to write the lyrics for them
>>56783037
its a gamey meat, bit tough but nice
>>56783037
the steak is almost not worth eating becaus eof the chewiness, get sausages or mince.
>>56783033
>not green texting for storytime
>not gonna bother reading your swill cunt
>>56782393
a hearty kek
>>56780840
All the NAs I've met are either reasonable drunkards, or they're depressed bastards who hate their own race.
>>56784017
ex-5rar here as well. what year u D?
>>56785910
2013 i think man
>>56785910
you?
>>56785998
yeah same here. fuck im so glad i got out. that place was fucking cancer.
>>56785542
He went full Bernie. I couldn't really be friends with him after that anyway.
>>56786034
we probably know each other.
It was fucking unbearable man.
>>56784509
Because there wasnt any roads
>>56786034
what company?
I was charlie
>>56786079
Did u have trouble dealing with uncontrollable rage after u left? I was Spt Coy... we probably know each other...
>>56786155
I had problems with having dreams every night that i was still in lol its no ptsd but that shit bothered me for a year straight haha couldn't believe i was free
mortars?
>>56786228
nah, sigs. had to deal with that fat lazy fuck Crab all the time.
>>56781075
Ate the dutch to laugh at them and make them leave (Abel Tasman and Murder Bay)
Ate eachother to absorb their fighting spirit and health (Mana)
Scared the shit out of Rommel in Africa (Maori Battalion in WWII)
>>56781022
>he is DISARMED and Australian
>>56786273
lol did you know prawnsley?
my housemate honsmeen(was in sigs) just told me about what happened to that h-t dude lol what the fuck
>>56784017
>>56783877
>yfw pukapunyal is Abo for 'place of exile'
Name a worse place in the country (except tully)
>>56786394
hint me your surname, my housemate should be able to guess.
I am the one who got 50cal shrapnel that time at bundy
>>56785325
Holy fuck, it's like poo in loo all over again.
>>56786394
I remember HT. Didnt he ahve some debt collecters after him?
>>56786415
I went to tully after the cyclone, it was one of the most fucked things ive experience, worse than butterworth.
>>56782241
Hemi bullied everyone. Even at high school.
>Is supposedly 17
>6'5 and well over 110kg
>"hey bro can I borrow your guitar/bike/book/pen/phone/bag/wallet"
>s-sure hemi
>he's too big to say no
>pic related are Hemi's siblings
>>56784677
>ww1
>maori diggers about to cross no-mans land
>do the hakka prior to going to what they thought was their imminent death
>get to enemy trench
>it's deserted
>all the enemy fled because they thought they were going to get eaten
I wish that the Maoris made it over here and took care of the welfare mooching abos.
>>56786489
nah dude the gross mofo had kids on his usb, he accidently left it on there when he gave to usb to OC bravo
i got 50cal shrap at mt bundy- that should make the guess easier
>>56786415
Spent six months there for IET's
Fucking hated that place, if I ever get sent back I will discharge.
>>56786560
Holy shit.... i knew that guy was strange and dumb. But a pedo. fucking hell. Also, is that Quirk guy and that nigger Deng around?
>>56783517
For anyone that thinks this is an exaggeration i present to you the finest in Abo PSA's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA241Lg70fg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qClBRaretEk
>>56786560
I was out field when this shit went down.
What actually happened?
>>56786665
quirk, he never rubbed me right - seemed weird.
deng left i think. apparently he was the jackest cunt in the battalion
>>56786753
The 50 cals were being overworked and I was a lid so being as timid as i was i went to the end of the line.
I got heaps of stoppages and hard-cocks(lol) and one time when i fired it exploded on me.
i got shrap in my leg and a bit hit my nut sack, capt stuart tried to brush it under the rug and told me to not do an AC563. fucking jack officer fuck.
Since this is now an Australian Army thread, did you hear about the bus that rolled on the way back from an ADFA ex.?
Had a mate who was on the bus; got away with just a few bruises. Lucky, considering one Raafy had to have his left arm amputated at the elbow.
>>56786873
holy fuck. the amount of shit that goes down is crazy.
>>56786873
nothing surprises me about the aussie army. its like one big social experiment on how colossal one can make a fuck up.
>>56780906
>Whiping his lips with the flag
They're not even shaving their heads any more, fucking new-age Neo-nazies.
>>56786714
Wait, what? Why would anybody sleep in the road?
>>56786975
lol one of the guys i was in 5 with is now a /pol/ack and is starting a far right political party in aus
>>56786982
snakes rarely use them
>>56786975
OR how one can come up with the most imaginative way to ling. my fav. was how Crab faked being bitten by a bat and said he had rabes. Got a chit too the cunt. Yet, i go to the RAP with the flu, i get told to harden up. <_<
>>56786975
Kek, sounds like our military service
>>56786982
the road hold warmth from the bright australian sun mate, its like laying on a heater. also alcohol
>>56780840
Incas, Mayans, Aztecs would have enslaved abos.
Mapuches would befriend them and then rape them
>>56786982
Roads are right next to centerlink, bottlos and pubs
>>56787062
oh no! not the finbros! i met some fins when i was in munich, we had a great time at the hofbrauhouse!
>>56787059
how much of a fuckin peasant do u get treated for having an injury. The army has a bad culture and attitude man, no wonder they cant retain anyone.
Do you know cpl lawrence ? lol
>>56787059
This. Knew a bloke didn't want to be out field anymore, and who had really bad chafing on the inside of his thighs. So he fucking rubbed Roo shit into his chaffing, hoped that it would get infected, and went to the RAP later on.
Best part is the medic saw through his shit, called him a linga and turned him back.
>>56786860
That's fucked up.
I would have done paperwork anyway, especially since it was nut sack related.
>>56787151
yeah, the red head one right? frequented the boozer often? if we're talking of the same guy, yeah, he was ok. a bit eccentric for me, but, i never actually had a problem with him.
>>56787220
I did the paperwork, and the doctor had a good look at me and said it was only superficial cut. it didnt go into the nutsack, just stuck into skin
>>56787151
Have to agree, especially on the mental health side of the house. I didn't find out about DVA until I was discharging.
The LOG WO2 (40 yrs+ service) didn't know you could even claim stuff through DVA until my fiance and I were talking to her about it.
They dont tell you anything to do with keeping yourself healthy longterm.
>>56783033
Did you Poca her sweet little Hontas?
>>56787215
not surprising at all. but good on the medic for turning the guy in. too often cunts ling and get away with it. if anyone wants to see why we should never become a fully socialist country, they should join the army and then they'll realise how people will do anything to get a free meal ticket. sometimes, it was just demoralising and makes you think, " that cunt is getting paid the same as me... and he';s in PT gear sitting around the hangers talking shit with the lids." fml
>>56787341
same here mate. same here.... minus the fiance part...
>>56787256
He was the worst man, trust me
>>56781393
Abbos are shit.
They burned down forests and wiped out species just to try and hunt dinner. Also never preserved their food.
>>56787436
>>56787341
only deployed on refugee shit so ie never had mental issues but as i said i would have dreams of being in the army (sounds stupid but it was stressful) for like a year, so weird when i was free man.
I had gotten bad shins from ringroad and more or less linged my last 2 months in, even that feels guilty tho, lids and career lingers anna be mates with you haha
>>56787683
yall remember when those dudes almost killed nimmo
>>56787534
Oh, ok. Like i said - I never really had any issues with him. then again i never had anything to do with the guy and i didn't go out of my way either. after the first 2 years in 5rar i just ended up just going to work, going back to my room and playing vidya, sleep, eat, work, rinse and repeat. there was something toxic about that place.... it really was a soul sucking blackhole. the most fucked up part, the one that really irks me the most is that i didn't even deploy, i did timor, but that doesnt count. it was so weird, fuckin nightmares about work and shit.
http://youtu.be/tatl1PBYim4
>>56787734
YES! I can't beleive they left him in there for that long. Is it true that the only reason why they found him was because he was late for guard?
They'd make up a new cocktail: a jigger petrol and a splash of rotgut bourbon garnished with a Wattle.
>>56787683
urgh, fuckin ringroad. shinsplint road more like it.
Injuns > any other kind of native > dogshit > Abos
These days they're all shit, obviously.
>>56787766
Where to start? Being expected to be a soldier but being treated like a child? a lot of it boils down to that. they legit dont care about you and will throw you out to dry at any turn (5rar is a family my ass)
>>56787810
yeh his mrs called 5 multiple times saying he was missing, they only went to find him when they needed him for guard lol. he was almost dead and the doctors had to cut his leg open because it was about to explode apparently.
I think i know who did it.
and i think one of them has committed suicide since
>>56783037
I've tried it. The meat is VERY lean. You'll need a good knife to cut it, and sharpen your damn teeth too, or just get metal ones.
>>56788084
yeah, he did come across as a bit immature. I read the article about Nimmo, i was more surprised that it was HIM not that someone got beaten to death in the lines. I used to go to the boozer on occasion and he and Pinto were always there... sometimes with lawrence.
>>56788216
Lawrence is a social reject who could not survive anywhere but the army. Hes one of those guys who got promoted to lcpl caus ehes been there for a decade lol
>>56788358
heh, sounds like 5RAR.
>>56788462
what you doing as a civi, im doing software dev
>>56788358
Should have done a ringersma and threatened to kill myself to get a posting out of darwin. I'm dead serious too. should have done it.
Can Abos ride horses?
Do they have the necessary political decision making skills to make terrible but complex decisions about their lands?
Did they ever have lands worth trading for beads?
Would you be ashamed or proud for your local sports team to be named after them?
>>56788509
Studying part time in a uni course to do a proper uni degree and working casual at a freight forwarding joint. Not making as much money, but, i'm much happier.
>>56788629
no. no. no. ashamed.
>>56783517
>no but there was 5 bucks in the glove box
w-would any of you big hardened military boys want to use my boipussy?
>>56780840
They both would be too drunk to communicate
>>56787123
Went there on Contiki (hurr normie i know) Hoffbrauhaus is fuckin sick though, too many steins.
>>56788629
>>56788676
FUck off cunts, not that I'm a gin lover but being logical here, they didn't even have bloody horses to ride here nor did they need to. They were stretched thin with a small population in a huge country that had a lifestyle that worked for them. Had they been left alone they'd still be doing the same shit as they were 20 thousand years ago. Might is right unfortunately and they couldn't keep up, feel bad for some of the poor coon cunts now though, no culture to hang on to because the elders sell their land for a pretty penny and everyone else is just getting pissed of goon, petrol and VB
>>56791298
>they didn't even have bloody horses to ride here
Neither did native americans until the spanish arrived
>>56791298
abos would fuck the horse before they would use them for travel.
>tfw my country doesn't have native savages
get on my level
>>56791443
Had a lot more time to adapt than abos. At least your natives were relatively warlike and knew how to take a stand, ours were just thousands of hunter gatherers that had no idea how to defend themselves against an organized force. They were only used to spear chuckin skirmishes
>>56790318
Yes. Bend over. I'll fuck you retarded as an abo.
>>56791943
Wow a whole 200 years between the spanish showing up in America with horses to the british showing up in Australia with horses. Which was still at least 300 years ago.
They had plenty of time to adapt. Fuckers still haven't adapted
They have met.
I am acquainted with an Aboriginal woman who has travelled to the US and has met with Native tribes in the Pacific Northwestern region.
>>56785325
>Put your petrol in the car it goes
>"DIESEL FUEL ONLY"
This was undoubtedly made with tax money from the oases around the coast.
Also, seriously, these people are uglier than tamils/sri lankians. And that's saying something.........
>>56782969
>implying that there are any full bloods left
I think the darkest abos around still have part whitey in them unless you're from a fuck-off tribe in NT/WA
>>56781393
Native americans are awesome. For being so isolated they accomplished a great deal. If they had been in contact with the westm they probably would have risen to the levels of europe or east asia. Plus there's nobody better to fight a race war with, they go all out and put up a good fight.
Abos however.... I'm not a racist. I belive the best aproach to race is the one of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. I belive all people can overcome obstacles and do great and good things. But Abos, they're not human. They must be a living fossil, a seperate species of the hominid genus that escaped Homo Sapien's genocide of the rest of the Hominid species. They're the only "people" that I would classify as subhuman.
>>56782393
Kangaroos for fightin not eatin matey.
