>Burgers couldn't singlehandedly-destroy America in a week
TOP KEK HUNGRY FATASS SHIT!!!
Oh believe you me, us Burgers are ITCHING for a war with America. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your hungry country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that lacked meat, buns, or lettuce that isn't flooded with grease, once our tomatoes and onions are done bombarding your defenseless stomachs. Then, our fast food boys (we'd send McDonalds and Burger King first) would swoop in, raping your mouths, and filling EVERY American belly they see. When burgers are done with you, we will have committed acts of ending world hunger. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it.
>McDonalds is the best and most modern chain in the world. computer analyst shows that a McDonalds Big Mac can probably win in a 1 vs 8-slice pizza pie scenario.
>Burgers are the best food in the world more advanced and better seasoned than tacos or pizza meme foods.
>Burger fast food staff are more advanced and better trained than pizza fast food staff.
>Burgers are better prepared and better tasting than pizza
>go to europe
>all their burgers are terrible
Now I know why they don't understand
>go to man u game
>dropped off by bendy bus
>go to the parking lot to join a tailgate, maybe smash a bud select and a burger
>nothing but mercedes A classes locked up with nobody inside
>someone hands me a Stella and a bag of 'crisps'
God help them
>>56780354
We are more prepared then you are...
>>56780462
COME AT ME BITCH NIGGER
I WILL DESTROY YOU
>>56780558
Come at me then...
>>56780618
Oh look at the little bitch waving his bloopy noops and potatoe twiddlies like they fucking mean something.
Your ride's over, poseidon. Prepare to die.
>>56780354
>Vegetables on the bottom
>Pickle/Egg pairing
>Mixmeat franks
>Two applications of ketchup
I bet there's mayonnaise on both buns too.
>>56780727
Oh but the possibilitys are endless.
>>56780771
Those are potato chips not eggs.
>>56780795
Holy shit is that pizza burgers?
>>56780913
Okay, no.
>>56780854
I stand corrected, but no less disgusted.
>>56780795
Are those stuffed mushrooms?
>>56781021
More like lawful neutral.
>>56780354
>There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that lacked designated shitting streets for our meat, buns, or lettuce
Fix'd
F O O D
F I G H T
>>56781340
'Murcia FREEDOM BERGER ANTI COMMUNIST TOPPINGS
>>56781403
Every time I try that I can't help but feel it would be drastically improved by an actual sausage gravy.
>>56781403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-yldqNkGfo
>>56780354
HOT DOGS ON BURGERS?
TAKE THAT YOU STALINIST SHITS
>>56780771
you fucking dumbass you live in America and you can't tell those are chips
>>56780450
mAx burgare used to pretty good. I'm not sure there's any better fast food chain fries.
>>56780354
I dunno senpai but I'm itching to ANNIHILATE that burger
