why
>>56779335
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY WEARING!!?
Spaceballs?
>>56779335
lol wat habbend
>>56779475
you tell me
http://www.morgenpost.de/vermischtes/article206722387/Bayerische-Polizei-erinnert-an-Lord-Helmchen-und-Darth-Vader.html
>>56779335
The point of armor isn't to be fashionable.
>>56779383
new bavarian riot police outfit sponsored by Disney
>>56779602
Yeah but I'm pretty sure it doesn't have to look THAT stupid. They look like circumcised dicks. Police should look intimidating.
Just add a gas mask to that outfit. Instant intimidation achieved.
>>56779335
>"Vader, your ship has arrived"
Man the quality of the uniforms on the Death Star #2 sure have fallen after the budget cuts.
>>56779826
Yeah meanwhile we have Minions™ defusing bombs.
Why indeed.
>>56779954
that shit looks way cooler desu senpai desu senpai
>>56779335
>mfw we're the laughingstock of the world
Why couldn't they design it to look better, it doesn't look very practical either
>>56779335
>my ears are cold
>this helmet doesnt even work
>Sandra has bigger shoulders than me
>I don't like Sandra
>this thing is way too heavy
>why is that guy wearing a red tie with a blue shirt
>I just wanna go home and watch football
>>56780083
Because if it looked better it would look like a nazi helmet.
>>56779954
[LAUGH AND GROW FAT]
>>56779335
>>56779824
>>56779335
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HAHAHAAAHA
>>56780207
>>56780334
Shirt looks prefectly fine, helmet is shaped to avoid compromising head movement with the high collar
>>56779335
Why would you design a helmet to catch as much air pressure as possible in the event of an explosion and then apply it directly to the wearer's chin?
>>56780083
First muslims and now this.
>>56779335
they look like turtles
>>56780648
much more probable to have someone throw a rock sideways aimed at your temple than to have a grenade explode directly under you (in which case you'd be fucked regardless)
>>56779335
> woman riot officer
>>56780779
They're Europeans senpai. The men might as well be women.
>>56779335
France has so many terrorists the police have to wear masks like it's third world Mexico.
>>56779335
kek
>>56779335
Yeah, bright red tie with blue shirt, you can't make this shit up
>>56779335
Maybe they're going for something like this?
>>56780866
Neither of them is wearing a mask
>>56779335
From this, to this>>56779335
>>56779335
LMAO
M
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>>56780334
>>56779335
What is this shit, guys?
>>56779954
LOL!! She looks like the guy from Blaster Master
so cute! hahahahaha
>>56781043
>>56781176
I imagine those knobs are for a visor or something. Would look better if they had left it on. That poor guy probably gets bullied now.
>>56781008
still exists, cant you guys read its the bavarian police riot gear.
cant wait for darth hans and helga to go clubbing down riots
They Wu-Tang bangers
What's so fucking wrong about the new uniform. Looks kickass cooler than any other police uniform on the planet.
As an ex-pmc. I want to move to bavaria now and join their police! I'd crack star wars jokes all day.
>>56779335
General Veers up in this bitch
Looks like a nazi helmet had sex with a ddr helmet. Just in time for the fourth reich.
>>56779415
underrated post
>>56781838
By PMC do you mean EO? How the fuck old are you?
They'll be creating a deathstar next...
benis hats XD