/pol/ how conformist are you?
>He believes in Christianity
lolwut Atheism is clearly better
>He smokes cigarettes
Vaping is healthier, cheaper and tastier
>He drives
Cycling keeps you in shape, is fun and you don't get as much road rage.
>He drinks alcohol
Why drink when you could smoke weed, do ecstasy or trip on mushrooms/LSD - they're just as fun. Why only ever rely on one drug?
>He uses microsoft windows
Linux is objectively better, offers more freedom and combustibility with the option of dual booting for games or using WINE to play windows games.
>He owns a game console and pays for online
PC gaming is superior, cheaper, offers more customisability via mods and has a larger catalog.
>He identifies as a label on the political spectrum
If all of your beliefs and opinions can be summed up with one label then chances are you haven't thought very much about anything.
>He follows all the traffic laws.
Why use a turn signal when you could just run people down on the sidewalk?
cool blog bro in all fields
>>56773395
>he breathes air from the Earth's atmosphere
Breathing pure Oxygen is objectively better.
>>56773757
>mfw you are too fat to even think up a cool rebuttal
>>56773395
My God... How does a single post exude so much hipster neck beard?
>>56773909
>He cares so much about the opinions of imaginary strangers that he lives his life in the most conformist way possible in the hopes of not standing out because he is keked by tall poppy syndrome.
>He only posts on 4chan and on less than 4 boards
Get some other interests and expand your horizons, if you stay in a stagnant rut then you're beholden to the best that a chan can offer rather than the best that is on offer.
>He doesn't know how to play a musical instrument, speak a language other than English and has never been physically fit
Sounds pathetic but I bet it applies to a lot of you. Since you only have one life why pass on things that are easily achievable and life enriching? Pussy
>>56773880
REactionImage.Dot.Jpeg!
Holy shit chan culture is so awesome brb fggt2
>>56773909
This. Fuck sake OP, back to Reddit with you, faggot
