>you are a normal christian fag
>you have a very interesting technical skill background
>have a steady job, good wife, good kids
>everything is perfect
>you need to fix your car, fix the house, buy a new computer and so on
>its not like you really need more
>you don't even owe the bank a single cent
>but still, you could live better
>one day, you go to a internet cafe
>you join a random chat
>an ISIS member contacts you
>you ask many dumb questions about religion and shit
>after 2 hours, it seems that you and the ISIS guy have bonded
>he asks you for a favor
hey anon, I don't know who you are and you don't know who I am, but if I transfer 1000 Bitcoins to your account, would you please manufacture, install and set a timebomb into an embasy of your city?
>ISIS guy sends you 100 Bitcoins to show off that he is serious
>he sends you videos, pdfs and manuals about the particular bomb he needs you to build
>all the tutorials are very self explanatory, and you feel confident on doing it yourself
>he hands a map on where to install this special bomb
>the bomb can be carried even on a GPS programed drone, and be droped
>you have the knowledge to do so
>you didn't use any of your email, socialnetworks or credentials on the internet cafe
>the internet cafe has no cameras, you didn't bring your cellphone, there's nobody, and you got there using a poorfag bus, and payed in cash everything
>there is no FUCKING way anyone could ever knew it was you
>ISIS guy tells you that he will send 1,000,000 (one million you dumbshit) Bitcoins after doing the job
Would you do it?
Would you set a bomb on your own city for Money?
Current Bitcoin Price: $329.96 USD
http://www.coindesk.com/price/
>>56744351
No.
The questions here are these:
1) Would you do it?
2) Do you know someone who would be likely to do it?
3) Do you think anyone in your city do it?
$330 million USD for betraying your own city, killing random people IN your city, and let ISIS take credit of it
No one would ever know it was you
>>56744351
Is it going to be aimed against Germany, France, Britain or US? If yes, I'd do it for free.
>>56744351
I don't live in a city though, I live in a Roman era village near the sea.
>>56744689
It is going to be in your OWN city
Nobody is going to know it was you
Everybody is going to blame ISIS
ISIS is going to say it was them
>>56744640
>$330 million USD for betraying your own city
"Your own city". Ah, shame. In that case, no. My options are still open if the targets are Paris, London, Berlin or New York, tho.
>>56744825
But it would just explode a Mall, or a City Hall
You, your family and your friends will be safe
>>56744351
>implying I wouldn't contact the authorities and become a double agent receiving double shekels
>>56744825
That defeats the whole purpose of the thing you fucking retard, The whole point the mexican guy is trying to make is "would you betray your own country for money" not "would you bomb a country you dislike for money"
>>56744825
Please destroy New York.
>>56744795
There's still a chance you could be linked to the crime. And it's morally wrong so don't do it.
>>56744913
If you contact the authorities, your total gains are:
100 Bitcoins for demostration
1000 Bitcoins for falsely saying yes
1,100 Bitcoins Profit
But if you DON'T contact the police, the profits are;
1,001,100 Bitcoins ($350 million USD)
I would scam him and then later contact the authorities.
>get 100 free bitcoins
>report terrurist scum
win win for everybody
>>56744351
Aside from the fact ISIS would never pay that much, and given he has no way to verify who you are it's more likely a trick
Nope. Take the 100 free bitcoin, give all information to authorities, and jerk off knowing isis_snackbar got blown up by a drone
My city is pretty nice, I wouldn't bomb it. Maybe some urban shithole like NYC.
>>56745031
>I would scam him and then later contact the authorities.
Read >>56745014
Your profits for scaming them are 1,100 Bitcoins
The profits for NOT scaming them are $350 million USD
>>56744351
You would be the richest Mehican in town.
>>56744887
Nah. I'm a greedy, opportunistic cunt, but not THAT much.
>>56744965
>"would you betray your own country for money"
Well, I do hate my country, but I don't think I could stomach bombing a few Serbs for money given to me by mudshits. Rationally, I'd be fine with it, but irrationally, I'd never forgive myself.
fuck. your. money.
>>56745094
I would make it work somehow.
No, patriotism is the cornerstone of the rightwing ideology.
>>56745053
>Aside from the fact ISIS would never pay that much
BUT OIL
http://www.ibtimes.com/isis-oil-revenue-islamic-state-makes-money-selling-gas-bashar-assad-new-bbc2-1892370
Suppouse ISIS has tons and tons of money, so suppouse it is very plausible for them to pay you
they are not even ask you to convert to ISLAM, just do the job and profit
>>56745041
U forgot #3
>Get beheaded
>>56744351
you will mark your countries history
theres a chance if you dont do it someone else will
but will you stand the guilt trip
even a atheist will need to have balls to withstand the guilt trip
Go away CIA
Nice try FBI
Kill yourself radicalized islamic statists
NSA bait thread
>>56744351
no chance of getting caught?
Sure. Why not?
>>56744351
>Getting paid to false flag and fan the flames of hate in Europe
If I was in a place that needed that, I'd do it in a heartbeat.
But I don't.
I love my town way too much, and I don't care for wealth alone.
>>56744351
I'm not sure there IS enough money in circulation to make me fight for Israel or America, no.
i woud do it for fre
>>56744351
No i would help Russia, NATO, or the US for money
>>56744351
My friend Ronald Mathews of Phoenix AZ would do it in a heart beat Mr FBI guy.
how much is $350 million dollars?
suppouse you will live 80+ years from now
that's 4.375 million dollars per year to spend on average
or $12,000 USD PER DAY to spend on average for 80 years
or $500 USD PER HOUR to spend on average for 80 years for the rest of your life
all you have to do is bomb a fucking goverment office or some other shit ISIS tells you to do
there will be lots of deaths, but none of them will be related to you, and there won't be a way for ANYONE to tell it was you
would you do it?
>>56745333
Even with oil, they don't have the funds to pay $300m+ for a single isolated bomber. Terrorist attacks are low-cost, high effect - their expenses are paying fighters and maintaining their territory
>>56744351
>Going to an Internet Cafe
What are you, poor AND from the 90's?
You niggas need to step it up and bring down the monopoly you have in your country over Internet services.
>thinking isis has that much money
>>56745629
>Counting money as a deduction from a principal amount rather than an investment that pays out dividends and capital gains
What's financial illiteracy like, Mexico?
>>56745014
Better live with a 1100 bitcoins and a clean conscience than more and be a servant to the fucking mudslimes.
Also, 1100 bitcoins would allow me to get a small house and a cabin in the woods. What more does a man need
>>56745629
>all you have to do is bomb a fucking goverment office
Woah, woah, woah. A fucking government office? As in, where one of the government officials reside? Bitch, I'd fucking PAY for someone to teach me how to bomb my cucк government and get away with it.
>>56744351
No fucking way, I love my country more then imaginary digital shekels.
>>56746033
but you can convert Bitcoins to imaginary Canadian Currency, you imbecile
>>56746133
You have your answer mudslime, now fuck off.
how are you going to launder the money? you'll never get to see it, and you're going to get your ass caught putting a bomb in the embassy. also NSA pls go
I'll pass, Chaim.
>there is no FUCKING way anyone could ever knew it was you
when they DON'T find out it was you, when they DON'T arrest you in your house, in front of your kids and wife, showing the world and them that it's fine to sell yourself, what you believe in, killing people in the meanwhile, and when you DON'T (unironically here) have any info on the terrorist, are looking at hard time and probably gonna leave jail when you have grandkids, maybe then you'll see if there's a will, there's a way.
>>56744640
thousand.
>>56746219
this is a hypotethical question you dumb shit
imagine that there is no way you could get caught
imagine that you could get your $350 million USD without anybody noticing it, not even your wife, mom or whatever
Every single fucker out there will blame ISIS, and ISIS will confirm that
would you do it?
>>56744351
as long as i am guaranteed freedom from any legal action, 100% anonymity, and a passport for my immediate family. why not?
ISIS=CIA
the cia has been raping mexico for decades, if this means mexico joins ww3 efforts, so be it.
patriotism is a mental disease and I chose humanity over the title "mexican'
>2015
>not understanding hypotethical situations
what a niggers;
>>56746336
>>56746219
>>56745629
>all you have to do is bomb a fucking goverment office or some other shit ISIS tells you to do
>in mexico, the place with the most corrupt politicians ever
I'd do it for free DESU faM
>>56746425
But you do realize that all ISIS actions in the western world, possibly Mexico (not sure, tho), only strengthen the #NotAllMuslims bullshit, right?
>>56746336
nvm.
but if he/they isn't/aren't doing it himself/themselves, he's/they're either under surveillance, which will lead to you or it isn't as easy as he says it is.
TL;DFU (Too Long, Didn't fucking understand)
Would you support Terrorism in exchange of $350 million dollars?
>>56744351
>Would you help ISIS for money?
no
but id love to go to places near where they control and shoot random people and steal and rape and make it look like it was ISIS
>>56746534
dude mexico is going to get cleansed by the states soon anyways. this whole anti immigration feeling isnt a muslim only thing. its only masked by ISIS for now. its only a matter of time before zion knocks on mexicos door claiming cartels are terrorist, and funding isis or whatever, a few flase flag attacks, and the hatred shifts to us even more.
its inevitable.
WOULD YOU BOMB YOUR LOCAL GOVERMENT BUILDING FOR 350 MILLION DOLLARS, WITH 100% GUARANTEE THAT NO ONE WOULD EVER KNEW IT WAS YOU?
>>56744351
>Currently studying in the shithole known as distrito federal.
>Every day I get more tired of its dirty and stupid people
I'd do it if I knew I wouldn't be prossecuted or linked to the crime at all.
>>56746853
thats an easy way to get this thread monitored.
im out.
Im not going to end up on some dumb watchlist because of your trolling
>>56746853
>WOULD YOU BOMB YOUR LOCAL GOVERMENT BUILDING FOR 350 MILLION DOLLARS
My local government building is the Serbian Parliament building and I would actually pay for someone to tell me how to bomb it without getting caught. I'd pay pretty much everything I have.
>>56744795
I live in a town but could i do the next bigger city?
Id do it for free to nuke the shithole that us zurich. Degenerated dumbfucks all around the world are there
>>56747036
>I live in a town but could i do the next bigger city?
no
only in the next CLOSEST city
>>56744351
>1000 btc
that's fucking nothing, i'd do it for 10,000,000 btc maybe but like that's ever going to fucking happen
but obviously it would be a spic saying he'd bomb an embassy for less than the price of an average house here in the UK
>>56746853
I'd do anything for any amount of money
>>56747149
Would you SERIOSLY do it for 10,000,000 BTC?
>>56746656
vales verga, a quien no le gustaria explotar los pinos y wea, y ademas por dinero.
>Take bitcoins
>Set bomb off in ISIS guy's apartment
>>56747233
actually i didn't read the thread.
yes, for 10,000,000 btc i would. i'd then invest that money wisely, start an arms company, start a PMC, pump money into both of them and use this influence and power to start the crusade every white man wants. our governments are too keked to do anything about it so we will steamroll over the middle east and slaughter every shitskin we see.
>not taking the money then using it against them
baka desu senpai
>>56747375
>>Take bitcoins
>>Set bomb off in ISIS guy's apartment
You dense motherfucker
>ISIS guy is at Syria
>ISIS guy contacted you from Internet
>You don't even know what the guy looks like
>>56747237
>Los pinos is an embassy.
I fucking bet you're a chilango, nobody else can be this retarded.
Is this a joke?
Ofcourse not.
I take the 100 bitcoins and run like fuck.
Tell the dude to give me half up front, show him a picture of a clock in a suitcase, take the money and report him.
My purpose of this thread was just to demostrate that anyone could be a victim of terrorism
Terrorist don't need to travel to your local town, or shove their ideology into you
just contact the proper guy for doing the job, for the right amount of money
doesn't matter how "secure" your town is, there will always be a fucker willing to betray his own town, and you guys would think it was ISIS
OY VEY
Why would help these goyim ? take shekels and let whiteys kill goyim
then you start doing your plan to make whitey's country more progressive and then gaining alll shekels
>>56747795
But it has many assumption that do not apply to reality
>Risk that you are being caught
>Risk that it is just a honey trap
>Risk that money will not be paid after you have done what they demanded
The government wont just be like "he suddenly came into $330mil worth of bitcoins when the bomb went off, seems legit"
>>56744351
>>56744640
>>56744795
Hell no, I'd rather earn an honest living with a modest soldier salary when the Global war to purge the planet from Islam comes. My values ain't for sale, no matter the price.
>>56744351
Only an Idiot you do this. FBI and CIA pull entrapment schemes like this every day, evebn if you were stupid and reckless enough to do anything other than just leaving the money on the table and sprinting away from the scene, you would get caught, and fucked hard, never leave jail. You would be helping a degenerate and apocalyptic ideology anyway haha
>>56748249
>You would be helping a degenerate and apocalyptic ideology anyway haha
But UK is an Islamic and Arabic country, why would a Muslim write things like you do?
>>56745217
Sauce?
>>56746853
It's an impossible question though because they WILL ALWAYS FIND YOU.
>>56748541
hypothetical
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a hypothetical case.
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hypothetical reasoning.
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given to making hypotheses.
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Logic.
(of a proposition) highly conjectural; not well supported by available evidence.
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a hypothetical situation, instance, etc.:
The Secretary of Defense refused to discuss hypotheticals with the reporters.
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adopted in order to deceive; fictitious; pretended; feigned:
an assumed name; an assumed air of humility.
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His assumed innocence proved untrue.
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usurped.
a supposed case.
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accepted or believed as true, without positive knowledge:
the supposed site of an ancient temple.
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merely thought to be such; imagined:
supposed gains.
>>56744351
I'd take the first 100, then talk to the police so I don't get arrested, take the extra 1000 then say I'm gonna do the job while telling the police I'm not doing it.
Why would a terrorist organisation known for having suicidal followers spends $300ish million on some random dude? Odds are you'll die or get arrested because being a successful terrorist and not getting killed is harder than they make it look. Then they don't have to pay you because your fucked.
>>56744351
Yes and I would use the money to start a Ethic pan-Europeans ultra nationalist movement that is simultaneously palatable for normies.
Would gladly do it if it was Congress. Becaude that place needs to end.
>>56744640
The only thing worse than being a traitor is being a kek. Build wall. That is all.
>>56747795
Terrorism doesn't work that way. Nobody with a good life would do that, not even for the chance at millions, because in real life, there's no such thing as a free meal. Nobody will believe they can have the cake and eat it too, except a giant idiot. Using money to get people to do these things is especially bad - you don't want mercenaries, you want believers. A mercenary, by his nature, obviously values his own survival and freedom - how else could he spend that money? - over whatever mission you could give him. He has something to live for, because what else would he need that money for?
A good terrorist is someone who believes in their cause, at least believes in it more than in their own life. You need someone who cares about money as means to an end, not someone whose end is money.
>>56744351
yes I would do it,
but anonymously warn the feds beforehand.
notmyfault.jpg
collect them coins.
>>56744351
No, fuck off kike
>>56744351
set up bomb, tell it go to Ottawa and bomb Justin true doe.
yes i would, i would pay a million to do that shit to be quite honest
if i cant and it must be local
set up bomb
oh wait i live in a small prairie town nothing note worthy to bomb.
????
profit
>>56744351
>>56744640
>letting anyone steal my fame
never.
>>56744351
>>56744640
Is this a 5000 gigaton nuclear explosive guaranteed to wipe out all the failure that is life on this shit ball of a planet leaving only me on a spaceship exploring the galaxy?
If not then no deal.
