You are now aware that John Oliver is married to a 10/10 US combat vet.
I guess it's true what they say - reality has a liberal bias.
>>56739072
5/10 at best
His wife is a stupid skank that should have died in Afghanistan
>>56739072
John Oliver is literally the bitch in that relationship. I'll be honestly surprised if he even puts it in her pussy, their fucking is most likely 100% him getting rammed up the ass with her strap-on.
>>56739072
Look at that balding fuck.
What an insecure faggot.
100% chance she pegs him and she doms him 24/7
Yes I'm jelly
>>56739072
Oliver's face resembles that of a ferret.
You are now aware that we're in 2015, c'mon.
she sounds retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDORvZJKr-k
>>56739167
>Not realizing that being the sub in a heterosexual relationship is an act of penance for being a white male
It's the current year anon. Why do you still not realize this?
>>56739072
That's a 10/10? The fact she got fucked by everyone in her branch alone makes her a negative
>>56739163
>>56739072
>Married to a combat vet
More like married to another one of ZOG's pawns.
All Zionist pawns should share the fate of their masters on the Day of the Rope.
>>56739072
>female
>vet
Oliver really is a kuck.
>>56739072
We know who brandishes the Sword in that family.
>>56739072
Aren't female marines huge sluts?
>>56739499
>>56739146
>>56739072
She's not even fucking him. John Oliver watches while she gets plowed by BBC.
>>56739499
Does this really happen or is it a meme?
shes served in war, guaranteed she has higher test and fucks his asshole bloody every night
>>56739537
>combat vets are ZOG's pawns
>>56739072
> married to a US combat vet.
i wander what her pussy look like, it must be terrifying
>she saggy
>manly face
Still, way out of this ugly fuck's league
>>56739072
>10/10
She's a 7/10 at best. Besides, she's probably only with him for his money.
>>56739072
>combat vet
Since when do women see combat?
>>56739622
Being in a 99% male environment does that to you. Also, I'm pretty sure he married her BECAUSE shes had 100 military dicks in her.
>>56739072
>>56739907
She was a medic >>56739342
>>56739768
It does. Can confirm.
good for him
but why did he marry within his own race?
i mean COME ON
its 2015 people
>>56739988
dubs confirm
>>56740111
trips says so
>>56740133
and dubs double check em
>>56740076
He also married someone of the opposite sex. It's like he isn't even aware of the current year.
>>56739941
>Being in a 99% male environment does that to you.
Not that I don't believe that but if females chose to be in marines(which is hugely male dominated) there must be something off about them in the first place.
I bet some women go to college in USA expecting getting raped since they hear 1 in 5 women gets raped in college.
I love how much he annoys /pol/. He seriously gets under everyone's skin on here.
That's all I like about him though, not a fan of LWT.
>>56739072
he might be married to 10/10, prolly she is not fucking him right
>10/10
kek, maybe if you're from Oklahoma
>combat vet
>female
yeah nah, the most combat she ever saw was hearing some mortar rounds landing on the men doing real work like 2 miles away
get the fuck out of here, it's 2015 i mean come on
>>56740162
>>56740133
>>56740111
>>56739988
>>56740441
Nobodies actually angry at the guy.
He's just a symbol of all the bumper sticker arguments of the left so he's good to poke fun at.
>>56739072
>reality has a liberal bias.
Maybe in the reality where she's a 10/10
>>56739072
10/10? Are you desperate or just American?
>>56739768
It really does happen. Women in the US military are 100% beat whores, they simply fuck their commanding officers to avoid any kind of difficult work or punishments.
If you date a female who ever served in the military, please be aware that she has had countless trains ran on her
>>56739288
he is quite a rat-faced bastard
>woman
>combat vet
kek she was probably sucking dicks on some base in Iraq. thats whole combat she saw.
>>56739288
he is quite a rat-faced bastard.
>>56739988
>>56740111
>>56740133
>>56740162
Literally a Magician
>>56740076
>>56740183
>tfw /pol/ finds out that le current year man is a redpilled shitlord that's being extorted by the the kikes
WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM COMRADES
>>56740988
magic is real
>>56739622
Absolutely. They are practically comfort women.
>>56741454
mah man
>>56739072
Fuck. He is better than me. Whatever. Hes not right. Hes got the thought process of a 16 year old girl. Still that fucking bugs me.
Why can't he be married to a strong women? Men don't always have to be the strong one in the relationship.
Why are we even having this discussion for goodness sakes? It's 2015, I mean COME ON!
>>56739421
kek
>>56739342
Probably from all the dicks she took while enlisted
>>56739951
>all medics are line medics
Most sit on the FOB
>women
>combat
>>56739072
He looks like a fuckboy with a shit tier jawline
that nordic beauty would give me alpha sons with Dolph Lundgren jaws.
>>56739072
When you deploy, she'd be a 11/10
Getting mortared in Kuwait doesn't count as combat.
And how does that mean anything when libs shit on real veterans?
>>56739072
Murk titties
>>56739072
>not overweight
>10/10
typical american thinking
>>56739072
>not overweight>
>10/10
typical american thinking
>>56743228
>>56743008
Are you posting while dodging AK fire or something?
>>56743008
Sad but true for most guys. Guarantee those tits are nasty and unattractive. Also guaranteed he is keked so who gives a shit?
>>56739072
>10/10
Even in Britain that would just be a 7/10
Are you a fucking nigger or something?
Also,
>married to a woman in the army
How keked can you be?
>>56743851
browse more pictures about her, she's really gorgeous.... they will surely get divorce in the near future
>>56739072
bait thread
but everyone knows military women are the biggest sluts in the US
>>56741610
You just have to believe
>>56739072
>10/10
Its like you people live in an alternate reality, where up is down
>>56744128
Yeah she would have been a 7/10 at best in her prime
>>56739072
she's a conservative. or was anyway.
>>56743942
Yeah, I lokked. She's really not great. She's good, but thing special. I've honestly fucked/dated better.
>inb4 pic of neckbeard
Anyway, John Oliver, mate...
>Not calling a hit on someone who's about to take alimony off of you
It's 2015, C'MON you faggot!
You can call a hit on someone for £800 these days, he won't exactly be the quality of the man in Hitman series, but more like a drunken scotsman with an AK. But still, shit job gets done, aye.
Can someone actually tell us about her war history? How much of a vet she is?
>>56739072
is that a man?!
>>56740988
>>56739988
>>56740111
>>56740133
>>56739072
You call that a 10/10? Rofl.
Also she's probably in it for the beta bucks and will divorce him in a few years.
>>56739072
>transwoman
>10/10
Fuck off back to your Bailey Gay threads on /b/, you fucking faggot.
>>56739072
>10/10 US combat vet.
more like 7/10 at best
Bunch of low T fags, bet you fags couldnt handle this amazonian goddess, watch her strong muscular arms warp around you body and her strong and rugged fingers slide down to your soft penis, and begin to jerk you off with such force strong masculine force. Her tigh muscular vagina wrapping your soft penis, fucking fags dont know what a real women is,she's a real woman.
>>56739072
>10/10
Kek
>>56739163
>should have died in Afghanistan
The world would have been a better place. Dark times are brewing.
>>56739167
This. John Oliver is a socialite needy pussy English boy who enjoys brisk anal.
She might fuck him, but I doubt he's anything but the kekold in the relationship.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz-crDWmINk
>>56745213
>she divorces him
>Oliver goes into deep alcohol-fueled depression
>show on hiatus for 8 months
>After a night of hard drinking, Oliver pulls out a revolver he bought just for this purpose
>puts it in his mouth
>Wait...no! Not this way
>Goes to range next day...yeeehaw
>Starts lifting
>Slowly gets red-pilled
>Comes back to show
>Libs holding their breaths in excitement, their hero has returned
>Starts first show
>"JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS"
>Audience shocked, unable to comprehend what just happened
>"It's 2016"
>10/10
>>56739685
>plowing your own wife
IT'S 2015 I MEAN COME ON
i dont think oliver is as liberal as his show. Look at how he acted when he hosted the daily show. The writers have much more control over the dumb bullshit than the mouthpiece weirdly enough.
>>56739072
i would bet $100 she makes him wear a dress and fucks his ass
>>56739072
>married to a woman who is more of a man than him
fucking christ is there any way in which he is NOT a c.uck?
>>56745577
nice dubs, senpai.
>>56740850
>>56740910
Slow down on the vodka there Alex
>>56739768
No, it happens. One of my FWB's is an army vet. Her pussy looks 50 and she's only 28. Whore is into everything. And I do mean everything.
