Why is everyone on /pol/ bullying Canada?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWeRnQO2suY
They are trying to upset Austraila as the new kings of shitposting
i dont blame every canadian individually for the election of trudeau
i am, however, going to psychologically punish each of them individually
theyre our little brother, its what we do
Because it's 2015
>>56736071
Do you have something against our Prophet Trudeau, (weed be upon him)?
>>56735577
DUDE
>>56735577
Because we elected a retard to govern our country and we deserve all the negativity we get.
>>56735758
Question for Murrikans
Can you tell this guy is Canadian just by listening to him? You all sound the same to me
>>56735577
Hey Anon, it's 2015 why are you still bullying Canada?
>>56736298
I can tell if they're American just by listening to them, and usually which area they're from as well.
I can also tell where other Canadians are from, by listening to the way they speak.
>>56735577
They deserve it, Canucks have been shitposting harder than Australians lately.
>>56736298
Sometimes it's hard to tell, but some words they say are dead give-aways. You just gatta wait for them to blow their cover.
>>56736399
I can pick up the comedy US accents like Brooklyn and Tennessee but that's about it.
Because it's 2015!
>>56736606
/thread
>>56735577
No one cares about you go away
>>56736186
https://www.liberal.ca/because-its-2015-t-shirt/
>Libkeks
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>56735577
America's hat?
Because it's all hat and no cattle.
>>56735577
BECAUSE THE PRIME MINISTER IS SUCH A DEGENERATE
>>56735577
Honestly we deserve it for electing Zoolander...
what the fuck are you talking about, canada is my greatest ally you better cunt off, fuck.
>mfw not a citizen yet so couldn't vote for the NDP and Comrade Thomas Mulcair.
>>56735758
My God this upsets me.
You Americans really don't realize how much of the "Canadian Identity" is based of feigning superiority over Americans when we are really obsessed with them. We as a nation are like an abused housewife who shit talks her husband when he isn't around, but deep down she knows who is boss.
>>56737127
>feigning
America is basically Canada but shittier with it's lulzy healthcare, crap education system, more massive debt and black people.
>>56736481
exactly this
>>56737396
See?
>>56737396
And is an actual country
>>56737127
Speak for yourself you unpatriotic cu.ck
>>56736872
>it's real
God damn it. Why...
>>56737724
I guess you heard "feigning" once and decided to use it...shame you don't know what it means.
Success breeds jealousy
>>56737396
We don't have common core and our teachers are well-paid so they do their job well (for the most part).
If there's this many self-loathing Canadians here on /pol/ we deserve to have the piss taken out of us.
Requesting the Polandball group selfie photo where Argentina gets kicked out
>literally having a leaf on your nations flag
>>56735577
I'm not bullying those maple syrup slurping, mounty loving, lumberjacks. I'm just pointing out facts.
>>56737864
Reading is obviously a challenge for you. Have another go.
>>56737728
>2 nukes
>Fukushima
fucking mutant
>>56737127
I don't think of you like this. I think of Canada as the quiet girl who pretends as if she looks down on America's actions, she tells her European friends how much of a bad seed America is, but actually wets her little panties whenever America does something bad because she likes bad boys.
>>56736186
uh
yeah
his primary election M.O. was A. be pretty, & B. legalize DUDE WEED LMAO.
oregonfag here, & if the prospect of legalizing weed had half the effect in the voters that it did here, then nobody else stood a chance, & the last thing that was involved this election cycle was their brains.
id like to think that canadialand is a pretty cool place. id also like to think that both america & candyland represent a rather significant bastion of traditional values & abilities. oregon is pretty much trees & beer, which i would think sounds like a lot of candelabra, too.
i would think i just hate to see what seems like a sound-minded voter base be overruled by silly issues, especially considering how cool it is to have you guys as neighbors.
not that i would actually think that, that would be gay.
>>56736298
I know this is for Murrikans, but Canadians all have different sounds depending on what province they're living in and if they're living rural or not. French Canada is different from a Newfie is different from Northern Ontario is different from Southern Ontario.
American have too many accents, it's unbelievable, and Detroit have the dumbest accents by far.
>>56737982
Reading is obviously a challenge for you. Have another go.
>>56737952
>this image triggers the American
>>56738095
Not really. I think Canada is a beautiful country and one of the few that I would give my life to protect as if it were my own.
>>56738095
I wonder what the white % in Detroit is now. a lot of flight can happen in 5 years
>>56738095
You seem the one to be triggered
>>56737952
>seeing stars from an ass kicking from king george
>red stripes symbolizing bloody gauze
>white stripes for what they claim to be
>>56737781
Not even unpatriotic
I just can't stand Canadians acting tsundere towards our neighbors to the South.
We aren't better than them no matter how badly most Canadians would like to believe.
>>56738095
im with >>56738176, yall are so bad at being assholes you cant even rustle me
>>56738231
The only time I ever saw a white person in Detroit was in the central bus station.
>>56738319
>pic related is me right this moment
>>56736298
I couldn't tell until he said "urr" instead of "are". The Canadian accent sounds like 95% the same, but there are little retarded sounds they make that make it clear that they're Canadians.
>>56737832
https://www.google.ca/#safe=off&q=feigning+definition
>invent (a story or excuse).
checks out to me.
>>56737952
We used to be so much better than this..
>>56738396
If Canada was attacked Americans would feel it as if New York City was attacked. I know I would fucking rage.
>>56738484
>thinks it's invented
Emigrate to the US immediately.
>>56738599
>>56738632
I've been to the states bud, I know many from there.
Some of the best people around.
They also have free speech and gun rights, so suck on that.
>>56735577
We deserve it.
He won a federal election running on the 77 cents on the dollar myth, stopping misogyny in video games, and legal weed. Not only did he win but he ended up with a fucking majority.
Wake me up.
>>56737864
>Don't have common core
>Required by law to teach children that there are 4 genders
>We don't have common core
>>56738095
Racist bigots! I have faith that your new caliph Trudeau will turn Canada into the multicultural utopia it was meant to be.
>>56738618
i dont want canada to be a victim of a terrorist attack, obviously
BUT, if they were, & trump was president, im 100% certain it would be taken as an immediate excuse for a semipermanent export of a significant portion of our military on canadian soil.
they would be there overnight, & they wouldnt leave until the kebabs did
>>56735577
Because their PM is the grand Cucк of Cucкingham. You better not be new.
But Canada is a cool country.
>>56735758
This is literally the funniest thing I've ever seen
>>56739135
TAKBIR TAKBIR TAKBIR
>>56737396
>judging the US based on the South
Nice job Canadian
>>56735577
Aussies turned it into a meme so then you get dweebs like this guy >>56736862
BECAUSE OF THE QUALITY OF OUR POSTS
JUST LOOK AT US!
>>56735869
>>56736481
JUST SHITPOST MY BOARD UP FELLOW COUNTRYMEN
WE'RE HERE TO MAKE AUSTRALIA LOOK GOOD
I hated Harper because he cut funding to medial research and whatnot. He was an uber bible thumper and was sending our ass back to the stone age.
I voted Trudeau just to get him out.
God fucking dammit, I would much rather have a scientific dark-age in Canada than have 25000 refugees 'culturally enrich' us.
>>56738836
>>Required by law to teach children that there are 4 genders
Only in Ontario public school but the Catholic schools are safe. Education is a provincial matter in these parts, unlike you cu.cks.
>>56738599
Trudeau the Elder forced us to have the leaf. I fucking hate Trudeaus. All Trudeaus.
Ahahah get fucked I'm smoking weed right now and i wont go to some jail full of niggers and wetbacks AHAHAHHAHA fucking jealous bitches.
>tfw your head of government isnt 10/10
>tfw no weed
>tfw no 10/10 female syrian refugee tail
O wait nvm TFW you have all that ahahahhahahaehehahahahh
>>56740336
Harper cut funding to everything because we don't have the funds. Most of what the scientists complain about isn't even a big deal. For example: changing the definition of waterway from something that a canoe can float in, to something that's actually a waterway. Seriously, farmers needed to get permits to drain a ditch filled with water if a canoe could float in it.
>>56738003
No i voted for him because he has a tattoo
>>56738599
Id rather have the leaf than that asymetrical garbage
>>56740657
you know weeds is still illegal?
>>56740716
I recall someone else in pol state there was massive security issue in University where China just either steal or destroy research material. And Harper try to fix this by require some process or something. Scientist claim they are being gagged by Harper.
>>56738357
Since when does Canadian patriotism mean that we have to think that we're better than the US? ffs
>>56740924
Ahahaha no it aint im gonna go out and blow some fat dank cloud in the face of a cop ahahahaehahahaha Trudeau got elected on this shit bitch he won
>>56740944
>patriotism
what in the fuck do you think that word means?
>>56740924
That's essentially what happened over there. Another thing Harper did was to put all the documents and books for science online in a digital database bringing them into the 21st century but people STILL complained and said he burned scientific literature and how awful he is. People complaining about it are stupid. There's actual stuff they can complain about with Harper but this is not it.
>>56735577
good, canadians are blue pilled faggots especially half of canadian posters
They elected reddit as a president.
>>56741081
[pey-tree-uh-tiz-uh m or, esp. British, pa-]
Examples
Word Origin
noun
1.
devoted love, support, and defense of one's country; national loyalty.
>>56740716
>waterways
That changes the Navigable waters act, and affects which waterways industry is allowed to pollute. Harper basically made thousands of protected waterways down to less than 100
He is shilling Canada out to foreigners to make a few Oilbux now
Buuut Trudeau is a different, worse kind of shill who whores our country out for free
>>56738176
Because it is your own you asshole. We're simply a vassal state.
>>56735577
Because she's bullyable. Tell me you wouldn't make fun of her.
>>56741288
False.
It sounds terrible if you put it that way but it actually means that any little pond would be protected if it could hold a canoe. It was very outdated and it changed for the better.
>>56735577
we elected a meme in human form
>>56735577
>Australia ball not on the picture
Fuck off leafkeks
>>56741428
dafuq is that
you have this whole annexation fetish but you cant even pick a decent picture to shitpost with
>>56741620
I'd rather have the North preserved better, so when "Manitoba is going to have the climate of Northern Texas in 2060" actually hits, we aren't going to have a mucked up wasteland where we can't draw anything becuase of >muh gains now
We're going to have a better climate for producing stuff and colonizing the North, but if we fuck it up in the next couple of decades, we're not going to be any better off than most second world countries resource wise
t. Eco Canada Climate Change Conference 2015
>>56741151
I never have chance to ask this person for source.
by chance you know source on this?
>>56736267
You need a retard to run the country fgt, so people can convince themselves they're smrt.
>>56737952
>Literally having another nations flag on one of your states flag
>>56741793
>Personal trainers hate him
>Become a sick cunt with this one weird trick
>>56741804
go eat a burger
>>56736071
>>56735577
>>56736891
>>56737952
Dont hate us because our ass is beautiful freedom bros.
Do you fags even lift like our Trudeau?
>>56741428
This is the best age to be a vassal state
>>56742341
this one isnt even in the center
KILL ALL SYRUP NIGGERS
>>56742658
I've done the math, burger.
>>56742895
you have?
all 195 KB of it?
ive seen higher resolution tattoos.
>>56741804
>>56742341
>>56742658
>>56742895
>>56743763
Go take your autism someplace else
