Dear Canada,
I know this is a rather sudden letter but I have to get this off of my chest. I do not feel I am speaking on behave of all Americans, but all of the Americans that have any justice in their hearts. I know we've had our good times together and we're both Anglo-Sphere nations. Like two peas in a pod. And we have and shall continue to share this continent with Mexico but you really need to know this
Canada, Fuck you.
Love,
An American
>>56732076
Shut up and pay your taxes.
eat a dick nigga
That was hella gay.
P.S. Your faggy PM is going to lead to Trump building two walls in 2017. Thanks a ton ~USA
>>56732144
Come at me, you know what happened last time.
>>56732076
Happy Thanksgiving, guy.
>>56732076
Dear Amerifat,
Stay Gold.
Love,
A Canadian
>>56732376
Hes not our guy, friend
DUDE
>>56732474
I'm not your friend, buddy.
to long to read don't give a shit
enjoy your GMO factory food aids creator
>>56732076
Dear America,
It's normal for siblings to hate each other from time to time, our parents fought for hundreds of years and thankfully we didn't inherit that kind of relationship. just know that If anything ever happens to our big brother, we'll be right there with barbed hockey sticks to smack down the would be invaders.
get good at hockey.
love,
A Canadian
>>56732076
>Canadians and Americans arguing
>bigger issues in the world to talk about
just the usual faggot shit on the internet. Also, fuck Trudeau
played street hockey with roller blades when I was younger. Good times
>>56732336
... they burned down the white house and sacked DC?
they won that war man
>>56733296
1812 wasn't about taxes or representation though.
Why didn't Canada become the Russia of North America? What went wrong to make them so soft?
>>56732799
Enjoy your actual AIDS and Somalians, Gaynadians.
>>56732076
Dear America,
ayylmao
Sincerely,
Canada
>>56733592
Englishness and Frenchness.
Meanwhile, Russia took it up the ass from Vikings, Turks, Mongols and Germans. Misery is the Russian way. Russian must prove always that he is stronk, for Mother Russia is always stronk, can alway withstand abuse. Such is life.
>>56733831
>>56732902
>>56733148
>>56732169
>>56732144
You all better shut the fuck up before we fuck up the world even more.
America isn't the neighbors you need, Canada. We're the neighbors you deserve.
>>56732315
good it will keep you rancid swine out
>>56733952
Russia is also very different from the west. Sometimes hard to see because Europe and Russia grew up right next to each other so they have similarities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP8_pqJDwJE
I feel this highlights that well enough
>>56734087
Let the loyalists speak their minds. What Americans would we be if we didn't allow other countries attempt to embrace free speech?
>>56734087
DUDE
>>56734288
Why would anyone want to move to Canada?
>>56732144
up yours grandpa
>>56732169
fight me frost back
>>56732197
ur gay
>>56732315
admittedly true
>>56732376
WHY DO YOU DO IT SO EARLY
>>56732387
is tim hortons really as big a thing as i hear it is?
>>56732799
lern to read digit
>>56732902
oregonfag, im going to enlist if Canada ever needs american army support
>>56733148
nothing in the world is more important than my calling you a fag
>>56736012
tim hortons, apparently
>>56736631
>>56732799
i meant fagit
>>56732076
Fuck you too bro. But we will always be Freedom Friends. Forever and ever.
>>56736631
Tim Hortons is the true canadian religion bro. There is one on every corner. Good coffee, good timbits and donuts. Comfy environment.
Im going right now to get me a coffee and 20 timbits.
Keep me posted.
>>56737890
Used to have Tim Hortons around here, they got rekt by Dunkin Donuts
ITT americans and canadians acting like they arent the exact same fucking people.
get real guys
>>56732076
Ok sorry
>>56732076
Go get gangraped by a polar bear and an eskimo using a harpoon as a cock cause his old cock was eaten by a polar bear, and I hope when the polar bears dick penetrates your ass it pierces through the other side and makes your dick explode and the eskimo uses it for fishbait.
But thanks a lot man.
Sincerely,
A Canuckistani
>>56732604
I'm not your buddy, guy!
>>56737890
nigga what the fuck is a timbit?
>>56739198
basically donut balls
>>56732076
Hey, bud! What the fuck did Canada do to you?
>>56739198
>>56739293
FUCK YEAH! TIMBITS, NIGGA
>>56736631
>WHY DO YOU DO IT SO EARLY
americans do it late for the foliage. basically make and average, snow in maine, sun in florida
Merryburgers need walls because their rolls are spilling over
>>56732076
>live in alaska
>cheap college and high paying jobs
>tons of Canadian working class live here
>love how clean and respectful you faggots are of my state
I can't hate on them. I actually consider them pretty much our brother nation and I would help defend Canada if they needed it. I honestly love north America. USA, Canada and Mexico are the best friends club. The UK and Australia are part of the club too.
>>56739695
thanks alaskabro!
>>56732076
Sorry
>>56737890
I'll tell you all a secret… Tim Horton's is really not all that great.
The food is cafeteria tier, the donuts are frozen nowadays and no longer fresh baked.
The only thing they have going for them is they staked out every location imaginable. So basically the best thing about them is they are there and are usually open.
Even the smallest town with nothing else seems to have one or two of them.
Beyond that it's pretty much crap.
>>56732144
LMAO you pay YOUR taxes! U.S.A has bases all over your country
>>56737890
the coffee is ok, the donuts are complete shit and overpriced
$1+ for a fucking dried out longjohn that came from a frozen puck.
>>56732076
>be American
>think Canada is multicultural, socialist hell hole who lacks freedoms
REALITY CHECK: Canada's population is 80% white compared to Americas 60%, as well as the fact Canada makes it into the top 6 most economically free countries, when Americfats barely make it into top 10.
Stay mad chubby.
