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You're out shopping with your wifu at Walmart when suddenly a black man begins serenading her and hitting on her with Christmas-themed songs about her.
Wat do?
>pic related
>>56728708
Slap his ass.
She clearly likes it.
Wat do?
>>56728734
>she clearly likes it
do a 360 and walk out
>>56728708
Your a fucking idiot this is a commercial. I'd grab the bitch and keep walking. Wait no I wouldn't I'm not some faggot intimidated by a singing nigger, I sing and clap along then walk away when done
>>56728821
>Wait no I wouldn't I'm not some faggot intimidated by a singing nigger, I sing and clap along then walk away when done
Stop using a proxy, Sweden.
>>56728708
ask him to join me in double teaming my wife
>tfw no black bro to have threesomes with
>>56728708
this was most likely inspired by that one episode of the office where they make a dunder mifflin commercial
>>56728708
Ask him to play Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's or I Wupped Batman's Ass.
Share a good laugh with this amazingly talented negro.
Tip my winter hat and slip him a $20 and wish him a Merry Christmas.
HOL UP
*smacks lips*
HOL UP NIGGA
*smacks lips loudly*
SO YOU BE HITTIN ON MY BITCH,
*walks upto the piano playing faggot*
AND YOU THINK I AINT GONNA NOTICE?
*picks up piano and throws it to the ground*
YOU SING ONE MOE WORD BOUT HER
*picks up piano faggot by his collar*
AND I GUNNA PUT YO ASS IN DA GROUND
*throws faggot onto the christmas tree*
MERRY CHRISTMAS MUDDA FUCKA
>>56729327
This is the only correct response.
Pure alpha.
>>56729327
hey jamal
>>56728821
This
>>56729758
>>56728821
Enjoy having your wife fuck around behind your back.
You never allow your women to talk to strange men out in public. It can only lead to sex.
>>56729216
>Merry Christmas.
>>56730145
this only happens if you're an insecure betafag
>>56729216
This
He's one of the few black people I legitimately like
>tfw darrell will never sing a ballad to you
>>56730512
No. You have to be an alpha that controls every aspect of your wife's life.
Otherwise she'll just fuck around.
Call him a nigger
>>56728708
tell him The Office was shit after season 5, and he was dumb enough to go down with the ship
>>56728708
BLACKED friday
