> we went on the moon
Fuck off already.
we wuz astronauts n shiit
>>56724169
You're jealous, we get it.
>>56724169
You literally just got finished watching porn, and now you're feels guilty about it, so what you think you can feel better about yourself by rubbing a burger in American faces? Canadian narcissism is disgusting.
>>56724169
Because what has Canada done other than be our bitch?
I'd love to go burn down York again.
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the igloo
>>56724169
DUDE WEED
>mfw Americans think that they won the space race
el
oh
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Canada having problems accepting it is only a satellite republic of the US with nearly identical culture.
Much like Belarus and Russia.
90% of Canadians live along the US border. Simply extra-territorial parasites on our economy. That's okay, though, you import nothing but niggers and export nothing but fat-assed tourists buying up clothes, but we're basically the same country, so it doesn't really matter.
>>56724770
>mfw countries that don't even have a fucking space program in the current year talk shit about NASA
I don't get to post this enough
>>56724896
america is so epic
> we are the strongest military power
stop
>>56724844
NASA is cool and everything, but just because you set foot and moon doesn't make you kings of space
> we are so powerfull, RESPECT US
>>56724169
>>56724770
>>56724169
Most people on /pol/ are guilty for shit like this. Taking credit for their countries achievements that they have never been involved in. You're all fucking irrelevant, I hope you know that
For example >>56724493
>>56725515
Do you know how races work dumbass?
>>56724169
Pls Canada tell me what you've done that is so great in the past 50 years?
Elected weed man? Admit it, you're mad because your country is a bunch of liberal c.uck faggots.
>>56725745
> you elected a president with fake birth certificate
nah I think even weed bro is topping that
>>56725495
The point people who say 'we went to the moon' is that the US is a great country and they're proud of it.
They're not trying to take credit for the missions like they're actually the one's who did it.
>>56726170
meant for
>>56725567
>>56724169
O SAY CAN YOU SEE, BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT
WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED, AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING,
WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS, THROUGH THE PERILOUS FIGHT
O'ER RAMPARTS WE WATCHED, WERE SO GALLANTLY STREAMING?
AND THE ROCKETS' RED GLARE, THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR,
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT, THAT OUR FLAG WAS STILL THERE;
O SAY DOES THAT STAR-SPANGLED BANNER YET WAVE
O'ER THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE?
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>56725773
>Hur dur only america uses imperial
When will amerifats learn?
They just used nazi scientists to beat the soviets
Amerifats was second for everything other then a man on the moon
Meanwhile soviets had a probe on it before them
>>56725773
>that donkey
>is actually serious
>2015
https://www.hq.nasa.gov/alsj/a17/AS17-141-21608HR.jpg
>>56724770
>we're drawing dicks on Mars while the USSR doesn't even exist
Sounds like we're still winning m8
Mfw all civilized hoomans will leave this dying world and move to mars. no Canadians allowed unless you a sexy lady
>>56725928
>> you elected a president with fake birth certificate
You only hear stuff like this from rednecks down south in the boons.
You realize you live in c.uckanda right?
>>56724346
>>56724493
>>56724896
>>56726322
How did Apollo 11 escape the Moon's gravity and return to Earth, hmm?
Murrica made qatar and saudà Arabia into much fatter nations. Even fucking syria is fatter than both México and América.
>>56726639
Because American patriotism and gravity's hatred for the dirty fucking commies.
>>56724169
Friendly reminder that nearly every scientist at the time considered sending people to the moon a complete waste of lives, time and money. We still live in a world stupid enough that symbolism > rationality.
>>56726830
take that back you filthy moose
>>56724770
>mfw this irrelevant country talking shit doesn't even know the current year.
>mfw USA is going to colonize mars by 2030 and become the master race
Can't hear you from mars faggot
>>56725119
>>56725364
Why is that Australia is shit posting central? I think Canada by far deserves the nomination. Just imagine if we shit posted at the same percentage per numbers of users on /pol/ that you all do.
>>56724169
>>56725119
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>56724169
>>56725119
>>56725364
>>56726747
I'm glad Americans went to the moon. They weigh a lot less there.
>>56727065
Can I join you senpai?
I really want to leave this shithole planet behind.
>>56727126
..... we thought you were. You mean to tell me most of these burgers are not shitposting, and actually just speaking their minds? God help us all.
>>56726639
>escape the Moon's gravity
You can do that with a baking soda and vinegar bottle rocket.
>>56726567
It's always funny to see american defend their fake president. There are tons of articles proving his certificate is fake, you can even download it to witness it yourself, the document is a scan of a paper from 1964 with layers and difference of typo where the text has been modified. What obama is doing to you and your shitty constitution right now is the definition of c.uck. So please keep supporting your shitty president and let him use all your money to finance guetto chimps so they can buy more crack and be more boosted to start a race war and wipe you out of the surface of the earth.
>>56724169
Kek I don't know why
>>56725515
everything is a lie, not just the burger space program but all space programs
here the chinese space walk with air bubbles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBL98p0wZ7g
there is no space
>>56727383
>Houston, our main propulsion system is not working. Switching to mentos and coke, over.
>>56727304
Than how is it that every 5 seconds there is not another USA thread shit posting about others. Given how many more U.S. users there are here it would only make sense, but it always seems to be opposite. Just like the degenerate minorities teaming up against the white man it seems the rest of this board is a bit jealous of US
>>56724169
> we went on the moon
and that´s why 9/11 happened
>Allah = Moon/God (thats why moon on all their flags)
>pointing your food on someone = big insult in Islam, throwing shoe/step on someone = extreme insult in Islam (see shoe throwings at bush)
>be Neil Armstrong
>be American
>literally stomp my footprint in the face of Allah
>penetrate the Muslims gods face with the american flag
>proclaim that USA now owns the muslim god after trampling/insulting him
>be proud about it, do a parade, cheer, make big tv event so whole world knows
and they still wonder why Muslims cheer if muricans die
>>56727547
That's a big 10-4. Remember to follow the procedure and point open end away from the moon before inserting Initiation Capsule into Carbonated Propulsion Tank.
>>56727387
> you can even download it to witness it yourself
>There are tons of articles proving his certificate is fake
>actually believing this
I wasn't defending him either, just pointing out you're own stupidity.
>>56727065
Quality shitposting my NA friend. Going to Mars thinking you can escape Dindus and Mexicans? Sorry to bust your bubble if that's the case, but radical National Socialism isn't a relevant regime anymore. I'll be over here chillin n grillin while you take your overdose of NA, and that's hoping you don't get robbed before that happens. Maybe when you stop being a fundamentalistic liberal we can have a beer in the Omega relay one day that is owned by the Europa Empire.
Shut the fuck up you disgusting brain dead canadian. You're so irrelevant that it's hilarious. Why don't you continue sucking the world's dick to stay stable like the little bitch you are? Don't make them annex you (though I wish russia or the US could).
Fucking asian shitskin nigger and faggots enabler. You're a complete joke and on your way to sweden levels.
>>56727387
Your opinion is completely irrelevant as your PM is a complete clown. Fuck you.
>>56726639
Are you aware that you have retardation? Might want to get it checked and castrated so you don't spread through breeding.
>>56727789
That's a neat theory, I like it, but yeah, Islamists hate the US and the west because we are so dick-waveringly swaggering around the world with our 'degenerate' culture and massive wealth and prosperity when their shitty Quran tells them they should be ruling the world and have all the riches when their cities are open sewers and bombed out rubble.
Most real Muslims will say they don't worship a moon-god like real Christians will say Christmas and Easter are not co-opted pagan holidays. Islam adapted to it's enviroment, but I can see the cultural hurt made when Murrikans annexed the moon.
>>56726347
At lease they're not the most useless and jokeable country in the world. Most people don't even know what's canada.
>>56724169
DUDE WEED LMAO
>we went to tim hortons
fuck off canakek
>>56724169
>obvious jealousy
whats c,ucknada's greatest achievement. you just wish you had something like that on your resume
>>56727433
First sane response in this thread.
>>56725495
>this was the last time we walked the nixon on the godfather moon
>>56727547
We president now
>>56724337
Underrated post
>>56727433
Lmao is anything China does real?
>>56725364
Nice try syrupnigger.
>gif related
