Got time before my exam so ask me anything and I will try to answer ! :)))))))))))))))))))
>>56721593
vas a reprobar, ponte a estudiar faggot
we are on the same boat though
Vas a contruir la pared?
Why haven't you BUILD WALL?
adonde esta la bibliotecha?
>>56721593
Better get back to studying there, Paco.
>>56721593
What are you studying, smuggling? Beheading? Taco-making?
>>56721593
Which Cartel are you with?
>>56721802
>>56722141
Give me enough money and I would even build you a Taj Majal across the border mate
>>56721593
Do you agree with Trump that Mexico is sending it's undesirables to the United States?
>>56721593
Why won't you build a wall?
>>56721593
What % European are you?
Are you related to Cortez?
>>56722403
Yes, the doctors/scientists/educated people have no need to risk their lives crossing the border into the USA. It's sad but it's true.
¿Cuál es la solución a los problemas actuales de México?
>>56722305
Cartel de los Sapos
>>56721593
do you suck cock?
>>56722573
Sinceramente la educación, casi todos estan bien pendejos
>tfw #isisenmexico is trending on twitter
scared
>>56722700
Is it true that Mexican Spanish is the closest to Spain's Spanish, compared to other Latin American countries? Like, for instance, Columbia's Spanish sounds like Romanian mixed with Portuguese to me.
>>56721593
>ASK A FAGGOT ANYTHING
fuck yourself reddit tier attention whore
>y construir el muro cabrone
>>56722836
Mexican spanish sounds like a sleepy spaniard with weird intonation speaking.
>>56722800
If an actual attack occurs, I wanna see all that funny people on twitter mocking about it
>>56722836
Hallo Mexican spanish and colombian spanish is the most similar in speech as far as I can tell. I would say that argentine accent is the one the sounds more like spanish!
>>56723136
no one will be able to tell the difference between an Isis terror attack and your average saturday night in juarez
>>56722836
No country in south america speaks like Spaniards. Spaniard's spanish is disgusting.
>>56723310
the snackbarish screams will tell you
>>56723315
I meant latam not south merica
>>56721593
Why are women from Guadalajara so short, fat, dark, hairy and disgusting?
>mfw mexican people stark talking shit to each other
>>56723315
Shouldn't you be thankful to them for giving you your language?
>>56721593
Cerveza favorita?
Votaste por AMLO?
>>56723360
allah ackbar sounds awfully close to "a la verga!"
>>56723601
Allackverga jajajajaja
>>56723601
maybe to the untrained ear, but not for us, you can even tell the difference between "no mames" and "no mams"
>>56721593
What is you're personal favorite decapitation/amputation tool?
>>56723136
Not like you guys aren't used to some serious bullshit with the cartels anyway.
>>56723847
It's not that anon, it will be a pride thing, a catholic thing, we will uprise
>>56723574
Cerveza Indio o si eres de Monterrey prueba una que se llama Ocho Reales del Sierra Madre!
NO!
>>56721593
Would you rather team up with the whites or the niggers?
>>56723969
Soy de Sinaloa
yo la neta pienso cambiarme a isis ya me tiene hasta la madre cablemas
Would you ever let another man ejaculate inside your rectum at all?
Are burritos Mexican or American?
>>56724028
The whites
>>56721593
Mexicans are catholic.
Do you guys hate the cancer that is Islam threatening western civilization?
Do average Mexicans know that it is a threat and hate it?
Because if shit hits fan, i think you catholics would be some great fighters on the front lines of war against Islam.
>>56724066
>fibra optica de 20 megas
why do the do this to us
>>56724066
Topkek
Diego Luna in suicide watch
>>56721593
How fast are you at wallbuilding?
>>56721593
De que es tu examen?
Porque publicas en /pol/ en lugar de estudiar?
>>56724096
:) you're cool anon, I'll hook you up with a couple magazines when we start exterminating the chimps.
>>56722330
Eres de Monterrey, compa? Dónde estudias. Yo soy abogangster de la UANL. Feels bad man.
>>56722800
w-what's the context of that trend?
>>56724028
Lol no Hispanic is gonna say blacks unless they are like 90%black
>>56721593
Is there really a conspiracy for Mexicans to overtake the southwest and make it part of mexico again? "La raza"?
no one cares
>>>/int/
>>56724485
is "la raza" even a thing now? I don't even know
>>56723529
We are them..
>>56724590
Jew detected nice ID
>>56724590
It must have died out. I was born and lived in the southwest my entire life. I'm also a bigot, but educated. I'm totally down for brown and white to team up, eliminate the niggers and share the southwest. But let's keep the numbers reasonable please.
Es homero, no homer.
>>56723641
I took 2.5 years of Spanish courses and I still have no idea what the fuck is with the jajajaja bullshit your spic women always reply with on kikebook and whatnot
>>56725153
Maybe it's laughter?
>>56724810
w-what are you talking about goy.. friend?
btw, have you watched televisa reciently? there's this fun show right now
>>56724404
En el tec bro jajaja yo tmb estaba en leyes pero me sali :(
>>56725272
The Spanish channels always have chick's with big tits and revealing clothing.
>it's pretty nice
>>56724106
I'm not a catholic myself and I do realize the threat they will become if they expand more but most mexicans dont see it
im a canadian white af and i want to travel to non all inclusives in mexico will i be kidnapped and have my ear sent to my family or will i be ok travelling
>>56725272
>televisa editorializando su agenda por la fuerza de la insistencia en la idea de que los derribos de aviones y rescates fueron Justificados
>>56725153
You are fucking dumb then
>>56725153
Remember how to pronounce 'j' in Spanish? Now say it out loud 'jajajajajaja' and think about what it could mean. Hint: lmao, weed, dude, 2015
Why are you all alcoholic pedophiles?
>>56725557
just don't get cocky and don't act like you haven't a future or don't care. You'll be fine travelling
>>56725557
Hello friend! You can travel to lots of places, northwest and central like Guanajuato and SanMiguel for cultural or youcan also try Real de Catorce (peyote drug) or Parras (wine town)
>>56725557
Im white with blue eyes and used to go to Mexico a couple times a week. Just don't go more than 5 miles in, and you should be fine.
build wall
>>56725936
>tfw comfy life right now in gto
>>56723249
I'm Mexican-American. Peruvian Spanish and Basque Spanish are the only other Spanishes that I can easily understand. Other Spanish-speaking countries speak too different.
Basque Spanish: https://youtu.be/H_7wpfuXZJQ
Peruvian Spanish: https://youtu.be/693m7iCh-TE
>>56726133
Los bolivianos hablan parecido a los mexicanos
>>56722836
Depends, even withing our country there are different ways to speak spanish.
Those from the south speak like if they where singing (it's sounds awful tho, those in the north speak like they are angry, honestly if I had to say the way the northern Mexican speak would be the closest to the Spaniards.
Maybe Argentina is close enougth too, the only thing I can assure you is that Chilean spanish is the farthest one from Spaniard spanish.
>>56724106
Muslims ignore us mostly, none here knows much about them, at one point we had some Muslims here but they assimilated or leave since pork meat and dogs are essential down here.
>>56722800
Wait isis threatened mexico? Will cartel members shoot up mosques as retaliation?
>>56721593
¿Que piensas de los doblajes americanos? (Osea, Volver al futuro 2 y 3, South Park, Los padrinos mágicos, La sirenita)
>>56726304
Para nada
>>56726659
Cartels aren't loyal to a country, only money. Isis has plenty of money.
>you do the math.
>>56721593
I have a hard time describing Mexicans to rednecks.
How would you describe yourself to a redneck?
Chicano here
Whats Mexico's opinion on us?
You have a beautiful country along the coasts mexico,
however I have only been to "touristy" areas, aside from dodging people trying to sell me stuff I always felt safe. Food was great (and cheap), full sized steaks for 10 canabucks, full rack of ribs for like 5 canabucks, an entire BRASILIAN BBQ with 10+ types of meat, sides, desert etc for 20$
Beer cheaper then soda, etc.
The fishing is the best I have ever been to, fished many countries personally.
HOWEVER
Why are the taxi drivers such jerks? Had to haggle with literally every last one.
Why dont you remove fucking coconuts from trees? I Almost died from ballistic coconuts multiple times having massive ones explode on the ground beside me.
>>56726752
cuando los hacen especificamente para Mexico pueden ser muy buenos. Usan "guey" "pendejo" "no mames"
cuando son hechos para toda latinoamerica se pierde algo. no lo puedo explicar muy bien
>>56726845
You are fucking retarded. The mexican Cartels are also nationalist.
>>56726912
(They shake the trees when Canadians go by.)
>>56726881
normalmente eres un pocho y nada mas
>>56726881
You're confused idiots that make your people look very bad. No offense.
German Irish here; white as they get
I've lived in San Diego my life
Am I a Mexican?
I fucking LOVE burritos
>>56726881
Esse please. You know they hate you.
>>56726659
Most of the mexican mosques are in cartel territory, but wouldn't give a shit about this, they're busy killing each other
>>56726912
>Why are the taxi drivers such jerks?
They are mad Uber is taking their jobs.
>>56721593
can you ship coke to sweden
>>56726920
Nigga, los doblajes que mencione no se hicieron en México, se hicieron en Los Ángeles y Miami.
>>56726972
You know there's more than one cartel right? If they're such nationalists, why do they murder their own people?
>money
>>56727035
K well at least I'm not some fucking mongrel living in Mexico
Visited that shithole country to visit family. Seriously how can one generation make all the difference? They haven't evolved
>>56724198
Depends on the pay
>>56724485
No. Only southern mexicans dream of that.
>>56727251
Why do "chicanos" dress the same way as they did in the 70's?
>not much evolution on your part either
tienen wifi en mexico?? mi pa quiere mandar unos cellulares y le dije que no van a poder mander textos ni llamar, pero creo que los podrian usar como mini-tabletas
disculpa mi espanol, e vivido aqui 19 de mis 21 anos
>>56727190
No shit dumbass. Why do American criminals murder people?
>money
>>56727445
Thanks for clearing that up. Like I said as a white American or "gringo" I'm down to share, just don't back us into a corner.
>>56727518
You're thinking of different Chicanos. I just used the term to mean an Anshan born from Mexican parents who is more culturally American.
By the way there is nothing wrong with 70s dress
>>56727524
>tienen wifi en mexico?
No, m8.
We also don't have Internet or T.V, I'm posting via radio right now.
>>56727719
Cool.
>>56727251
callate la boca antes de que te de un chanclaso tu abuelita
>>56727583
So isis and the cartels are both criminals with shared interests, and a common enemy and you still don't think they would click up?
>>56725557
Avoid the niggers and the poorest parts of town and you should be fine
>>56727719
I know its a stupid question sempay
but I'm sincerely curious cause back in like 2005 when I was back there literally nobody had home internet. we had to go to the cafe's
>>56727706
>"you're thinking of different chicanos"
thanks for making me smile.
>>56727101
Aren't drugs forbidden in islam?
>>56728235
That's what they claim but I happen to know a very devout muslim that's a dealer.
>>56727910
I'm joking, I'm in the middle of la sierra right now.
But big cities do have wi-fi but everyone have deals with Telcel or another company and use data.
>>56726912
Taxi Unions
>>56727844
Mexicans are shit tier. Below niggers.
Lazy and fuck children.
Suck a dick, it's a horrible place.
>>56727524
No
We only have telegraphs
>>56727664
No problem mate, we hate niggers here too.
>>56727821
Hello anon, cartels may work.mainly for money but they feel really proud to be mexicans and also they are catholic (I know it makes no sense) but they super respectful for family tradition like religion
>most of this didnt make sense but its true
>>56721593
How much do you hate yourself
>>56721593
What're you having for dinner?
>>56727821
If you're a criminal do you want other criminals fucking up your territory?
>>56728445
You don't know many Mexicans do you?
>hell is about to freeze over, I'm a white man standing up for Mexicans, I need to leave.
>>56721593
You have to take a exam to put up a roof?
>>56728445
Well, at least there aren't much niggers here
>>56728716
Putting up a roof is harder than you may think
>>56728681
Lol I live in a city where they are half the population you fucking retard.
You're clearly the one who doesn't know what he's talking about.
You're
>>56729039
Ya I don't know what I'm talking about I was only born and raised in NM, and had Mexicans bust their ass to help me, and lost my current job because a nigger tried to rob me and I nearly killed him.
>>56721593
Thank you for your service.
>>56728588
No I get it. Born and raised in the NM.Im very familiar with the culture. I just think if isis paid enough, the cartels would help fuck up America. I don't see the cartel assisting the Mexican or American governments. Or the American people, even though we are the cartels main customers.
>>56721593
tacos are good, keep making them
>>56728635
What if those other criminals can make you richer than you ever imagined?
>isis makes at least a million dollars a day, look it up.
>>56729481
Money is the last of their worries and no amount of it will change them.
They are very VERY religious, to the point of delusion. They created they own saint that protects them in order to have some relief that they will not go to hell when they die.
Have you not seen the videos where the police confiscate all their shit in their houses? Crosses and pairings of the virgin Mary everywhere. Chapo himself is always carrying a rosary.
Not to mention, under sharia the can't drink alcohol eat pork, in the north "carnitas", chicharrones and BBQ are sacred.
>>56724066
I thought I could read spanish but I have no idea what is going on in this sentence.
>>56729626
>What if those other criminals can make you richer than you ever imagined?
If they worked by that logic we would have only one mega cartel.
>>56730036
No offense my brown brother, but you're not telling me anything I didn't already know.
>>56730203
So whom would die out, Los zetas or the sinoloas?( Ya I know it's probably misspelled) those guys would NEVER work together.
>>56726488
Ke pá hermanito! Discusión qlia aweoná weon puta la wea fome.
>>56730385
Then you should now cartels supporting ISIS is a rather silly scenario.
Maybe Los Zetas who are know to not care about religion or civilians, but the rest of the cartels are catholic to the bone.
Hell one cartel is named after the templars.
>>56730099
>>56730099
Translation To be honest I think to changing to isis ( izi is an internet connection company heavily marketed in TV mexican ads), Im sick and tired of megacable ( a cable/internet company)
>>56730678
There's already confirmed reports of isis training camps near Juarez (border town with el paso for those who dont know). So either a cartel is helping them or doesn't care isis is on their turf. What do you think?
>>56731056
They don't care, they will care if they start getting in the way.
Just like when a new cartel is being made.
>>56731196
Do you have an idea of whose turf that is? Because if I was a devout catholic I wouldn't want that islam bullshit on my turf
>I thought it was sinoloas
>>56731056
>believing conservative news media
Top kek
Mexi bros what would happen if isis attacks the church where the patron saint of Mexico is located?
>>56731520
You can check satellite images
>>56731520
Step 1: Blame the Jews
Step 2: Declare war to israel
Step 3: ?????
Profit
>>56730597
>>56731520
Collective anger and a few keks chanting the "Not all Muslims!" but no matter how vocal they are, their numbers are so low they barely make noise.
>>56725153
Spanish for "Hahahaha"
>>56721593
¿Dónde está Martín? Alguien robó la estatua del hijo de Cortés y la Malinche ¿Sabes quién fue? ¿Fuiste tú?
>>56730099
Me neither
>>56730597
The fuck is this?! Is this even Spanish?!
>>56721593
What's wrong with your economy that you all come to the US?
>>56732990
Chilean spanish, the worst kind there is, it roughly translates into
"SUP SENPAI, SHITTY DISCUSSION FAGGY FAG WHORE THE SHITTY SHIT"
>>56732990
Believe it or not, it's fun to talk like that
>>56733086
Most of the people that go to the US are people from farms, or low income communities, hard working people who never prepared themselves as to going to school and barely speak spanish, so when they go into a bigger city to try and get a job they are undermind due to their lack of education. Most of them have abilities that require no previous school, (construction work, gardening, or any kind of manual labor) of which there is plenty of people that can offer these kind of services, so there is no "real jobs" for them here, so its either joining a drug cartel and make some easy money, or migrate illegally to the US to get a job that people do not do just because there is no real need to,and send money back to their home so the family they left here can have a better life and access to an education so they don't have to go through the things they went through.
However when mexicans stay on the other side of the border they get "americanized", they tend to overeat since food is so cheap by the bulk, and their kids join the american school system, and after they get rejected by the rich white kids (because they can't really relate to them) they hang around with the lower class white trash people and adopt their "culture" or lack of, this creating the Mexican-american you all hate, lazy, fat, and with no real expectations of life
>>56732990
No. Chileans speak their own language
>>56722582
Clever girl.
>>56721593
Why are you studying for exams when you could be BUILD WALL?
>>56726881
You're not Mexican at all. You're a gringo. I bet your spanish is all broken up.
>>56721593
Can people in Mexico understand people from Spain?
>>56721593
Jorguito... No mames
>>56734589
of course, its not different than an american trying to understand an irish or an english
>>56721593
"Mexico was a mistake"
