You have probably heard that the new Belgium Health Minister Maggie De Block, a woman weighing over 280 pounds (127 kilograms), is tasked with tackling the obesity crisis that hit this West European nation.
>>56719637
She should tackle the treadmill first.
>>56719637
Welp. Had she been fat and promoted health she could have at least done her job, but now she's pretty much a failure on every level.
Fat women.
>>56719637
127 kg is already quite much, but how small must she be to look THAT fat at that weight? 150cm?
>>56719702
>BOSNIA HEZEGORVINA
>>56719637
>Maggie de Block
She's sure shaped like one
>>56719702
Umm.. What
>>56719637
i'm fucking ashamed
>>56719702
>speech comes from her bagina and dids
:Ddd
>>56719718
>>56719718
>Block
Haha fucking Belgians I swear.
Is that a trend to have a fat health minister? Got one in Québec too but to his credit, he lost quite a few pounds since then
>>56719980
Well that's what was cast for the part
>>56719637
IF I MAKE IT SO THAT OBESITY IS NO LONGER A CATEGORY, THEN OBESE PEOPLE WILL INSTANTLY STOP BEING OBESE!
>>56720105
12/10 pragmatic as fuck
>>56719637
If she tackled the obesity crisis she'd crush it flat.
>>56720030
Gaben?
Based Denmark does it again - This is what a health minister should look like (She's also minister for the elderly)
>>56719637
>That feel when you are more qualified to be a prime minister because you are of healthy weight
Seriously, what a joke. Pretty much any normal person that knows how to count calories is better than her, how the fuck did she even get this job.
Guys
Just nuke us tbf
>>56719637
i think it's brilliant. she'll eat all the food, meaning the nation has to eat smaller portions, and so lose weight
>>56720105
makes sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRoSJ1y1FSY
>>56720167
She doesn't look like she could tackle anything that isn't deep fried and covered in salt.
Surrealism really is our strongest suit.
>>56719637
>Hohoho
>maggie de block
>literal hamplanet
you cant make this shit up
>>56720343
I like Denmark. Is she a good health minister?
>>56720021
Fucking kek i swear.
LOL she look like my grandmother
>>56720770
stop spreading lies
deep fried and covered is salt isn't the problem
its when you eat a full bucket at once, and you do that every day of your life
So is she really petitioning for lower standards? Source?
>>56719977
NOT SO FAT BELGIUM AND QUEBEC
>>56720030
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
HAES
>>56719637
>McDonalds is not healthy
its actually the amount of calories thats the problem.
Guess what you have to much of every day even without McDonalds?
>>56721240
this
it might be hard to picture but somebody as fat as that woman is pretty much eating something every hour or half hour, doesn't matter if it's healthy or not you shove enough calories down you'll turn into a fat fuck
Irrelevant country laughing with non-country. I might have seen everything now.
>>56719637
HIGH TEST
>>56719898
Nice one, bro.
>>56721456
DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH
>ftfy
>>56719637
And here's our problem. The governments are trying to tackle obesity with law. Then some fat cunt like her gets in there and makes it even worse.
Get the government out of people's lives, faggots, and soon you'll see this obesity thing become less of a problem.
Let the fat people die on their own. I want them to get overweight and become diabetic and die. Fuck I hate fat people.
>>56721601
He's not laughing with you but at you
>>56720747
There must be an easier way. What about having a disease that makes their food inedible?
>>56719637
She's the joke of Belgium. Stop eating so much vlaamse frieten, landwalvis.
>>56720343
HNNNNNNNGH
>>56721934
good thinking, that would definitely help. or maybe they could lose a couple of world wars and end up in poverty for a few generations?
>>56719637
she is a fat fuck and a complete joke.
also: belgium is breeding terrorists.
two good reasons to drop the big one on them.
>>56719637
>De Block
had to check if it was real or not. Jesus christ what a perfect name.
>>56719637
I am pretty sure that there was a scene in a comedy movie using the exact same premise of having Jabba the Hut for your Health Minister.
Art no longer needs to parody life. Life has become a parody.
Our minister of justice is an ex criminal
Our minister of migration is a Syrian
JFOSU
>>56722253
yet the heart of islam in europe will be in the mini schengen area
>>56719637
HOW did she even become the Health Minister?
If i had 8 kids, and one of the kids looked like that. I would be proud of the strongest kid who killed that one.
>>56722410
She ate her competitors, as is the tradition in Belgium
>>56721857
OK theory in Burgerland, but in developed countries the taxpayer has to fork out for these cunts' diabetes medication and stomach stapling operations.
Quebec minister of health
>>56719637
>two weeks
>TWO WEEKS.. TWO WEEKS
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>>56722346
do you guys just do this sort of thing as some kind of macabre joke?
Little do you people know this is genius if you raise the obesity rate so high that no one could possibly reach it obesity will no longer be a problem and the only things left are strong independent beautiful women
>>56722346
our minister for health is gay, meaning it's in and around 100% certain that he has the aids
>>56722346
koen geens is a criminal? o.O
She is actually the most based Belgian politician of them all. Look up her stances and what she has done re:immigration
Your defense ministers are women, your health officials are obese, your immigrants don't work and want to kill you but we are the backwards fools, right?
>>56722259
only 'de blob' or 'de blimp' would have been more fitting
>>56719637
Good.
Obesity is a social construct tb completely h.
>>56720030
Der Zeus?
>>56722208
Nah, they'd just bounce back stronger than ever. Perhaps if they started fighting each other because of religion, then it might just work.
>>56720343
>those bangs
Please kill your crazy neighbor to the north before they decide you need more diversity.
>>56722650
>>56719637
Belgium has a house cow for a health minister lol
>>56722504
have this on higher res ? it's annoying to read like this
>>56719637
> Maggie De Block
> De Block
>>56722253
>belgium is breeding terrorists.
also
> belgium
> country
ffs smhtbhf
>>56719637
>Only source is www.satirlife.com
OP give better source pls
>>56719637
Of all feminist creations, fat acceptance is the most disgusting and revolting thing in this world.
>>56719637
>Maggie De Block
No fucking way (cartman voice)
>>56722466
by "developed" don't you mean socialist?
Our Minister for Culture is a nigger.
>>56719637
But but but only Americburgers are fat, I have been told this again and again by euro fucks.
>>56719637
>127 kilograms
>Health Minister
>127 kilograms
>>56719637
All these many long years of your mockery, yurop
>hurrr le stewpeed ahmaireecains are so fat
>durr Walmart and scooters
>hurr ham... Hamburger! You, you eat hamburger!
Now the day of the yuropoor has come. Now you shall witness Muslims tipping over fat 'poors in their scooters and setting fire to them for their amusement. Now you shall rue the day you mocked amurrca, out of petty jealousy of our guns and freedoms. Your time has come, Yuropooristan
>>56720343
>This is what a health minister should look like
Not white?
>>56725037
Looks like a normal Swede. What's wrong, she's not fat or anything.
>>56725306
Ya but seriously I can't go to walmart without seeing at least one fatty on a scooter. Its an embarrassment.
>>56722346
Who is your minister of waffles?
Because they do a fine job, and I would like to thank them.
>>56725898
>mfw seeing a scooter sitting in the entrance that's listing to the rear because fatties fuck the suspension's shit up
fat people should not be allowed to hold public office
>>56719637
>a woman weighing over 280 pounds (127 kilograms)
more than that
my aunt is 130 and she isnt this big
>>56720105
Now you're thinking with portals.
>>56720105
>less people qualify as obese
>less people determined disabled
>less free money for them
clever
>>56719898
kek no kidding
>>56725849
>>56725037
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS FUCKING SOCIETY IS A FUCKING JOKE
ID LOVE TO FORCE THAT FAT CUNT TO RUN BY STABGING HER IN THE FUCKING FAT BACK WITH A BAYONET FUCKING FUCKING FUCK WHAT THE FUCK FAT CUNT
>>56726654
Aren't you fuckers a minority in your own country?
>>56719637
>Health Monster mandates pork
>>56723543
>>56726374
>130kg
>not big
m8 she's either fat as hell or 8 feet tall, either way she's fucking massive
>>56726818
Gypsies aren't white
>>56720030
Not as good as Codere. That fat fuck actually hustled and lost a ton of weight.
I passed him last Tour de L'ile. I told him to go faster or he'd remain fat forever.
>>56722504
Great share
>>56719637
>new Minister
>October 2014
oh pol, so slow
>>56720633
Many people have genetic conditions or bone structure that makes it impossible to do that. You shouldn't judge without knowing the whole truth.
>>56727420
oh, sweden!
>>56727245
we put her in the fridge to save her for later
>>56722504
>yfw religious families lead to longer lasting marriages
>>56727420
>Sweden
Of course.
An obese health minister is rather retarded yes.
But at the same time we have an UN human rights council being taken by Saudi Arabia and women as defense ministers so I guess everything is possible.
After all it is 2015.
>>56720183
get doubles and episode 3 gets released tomorrow
>>56727702
>After all it is CURRENT YEAR
>>56719637
She'll eat all the food before the rest of Belgium can get to it.
Crisis averted.
>>56722713
And he's wants to let faggots donate blood.
>>56719637
Well you know.
Do as I say, not as I do.
>>56727823
TELL ME ABOUT TRUDEAU
WHY DOES HE STATE THE CURRENT YEAR
>>56719637
maggie de concrete block
>>56719637
>>56727702
>>56726760
>>56726368
If she's smart, competent and knows how to get the job done, and studied and practised medicine for years, why wouldn’t she be a good minister of Social Affairs and Health?
She probably is smarter than most of all politicians all over the world
>>56720030
>"Ahnd re-mehmber, weh cannoh beh as faht as dos Americahns, only Americahns cahn beh faht."
>*smiles fatly*
>>56719977
NOT SO FAT BELGIUM AND QUEBEC
>tackling obesity problem
>"I know I'm not a model but you have to see what's inside, not the packaging,"
>mfw she thinks the "obesity problem" is discrimination towards the obese
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/fat-health-minister-critics-attack-4435156
>>56728181
>She probably is smarter than most of all politicians all over the world
What exactly leads you to that conclusion?
Theoretically she could be yes, but the time when the west voted people into office because of their personal knowledge in that field is over since a long time.
Here in Germany we have ministers being moved from one resort to another like it is nothing. Barely anyone has any actual connection to their field. Maybe it is better in the Netherlands but I doubt it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvEtaotnonQ
My country is a JOKE
>>56728815
But it used to be glorious
>>56728699
>She doesn't blurt out stupid impulsive shit like most other politicians do just to get media attention.
>comes over like the silent worker
>Thinks before she speaks.
>She is in her current position with her appearance.
>No dumb retarded nepotism like most of politicians.
>Dumb people don't study medicine.
If you hear what other politicians do/say in belgium..
Hahaha, holy shit Belgium. I can't wait to see what comes of this.
>Health minister is morbidly obese
>President of the European Union had the charisma of a damp rag, and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk
>>56720030
How the fuck is America called the fatty but belgium and canada have fat fucks like this?
>>56729494
because they are the exception, not the rule over there
>>56719637
The entire west is becoming a parody of itself. The memes are turning into reality. We should have seen the signs.
>>56727420
That's literal bull shit
>le im big boned cartman meme
There is maybe 1% of the human population that has an actual condition seriously effecting their weight.
>mfw a burger has to educate a swede on genetics and health
>>56729602
I think if you appoint a fatty as your health minister you lose all credibility and deserve to be called fat.
>>56730055
I don't think you can judge an entire country by their ministers, they are usually the biggest cunts. I don't judge you by obongo and call you all niggers
>>56719637
At least she knows what she's talking about.
>>56719637
Oh look, LOOK! Someone is cherrypicking en being a sensationalist on /pol/!
Pro tip:
She was a GP for years so she is VERY qualified to do the job, and she has proven already she is a very able politician
If you would question her policies because she is fat herself then that pretty much shows your severe lack of IQ points
>Obesity crisis
>crisis
Not really, yes there is a rise in obesity but to call it a crisis is pure sensationalism. And you have been baited.
>>56719637
Fun fact: if you eat McDonald's food exclusively, with a caloric deficit, you lose weight. Not being obese will have a major effect on your health.
It's not what you eat as much as HOW MUCH.
When you're a fat fuck like her, what you eat doesn't matter compared to how much of it you eat. It can even be BigMacs.
>fat fucks
>>56728815
Being THIS self hating
It is simply a wake up call to raise awareness for psychiatry. She is the minister of fucking health.
Don't be a fucking dolt, you dolt
>>56729494
People like to nit pick with us because they pay waay too much attention toward our affairs due to our history of world influence.
It happens with well-known people everywhere with people that dislike them, so it's bound to happen on a macro level with a country such as ours.
>>56731015
And also, you know, there is a fat acceptance movement in the US. Not here (yet).
I truly feel sorry for you, fellow caucasian
Fix it by increasing the number... Genius!
That wont take away the health problems but cant win them all and you'll take a few fat bitches down with you.
>>56726425
Oh ho ho, why did I not think of this. Would be perfect for you guys in the states. It would pass too since fat fucks are retarded as sin and will do anything (Other than things that would actually help) to be known as healthy.
>>56730484
Fat people have no discipline and no self control, they are borderline mentally ill they should not be in charge of anything.
>>56719637
Oh sweet irony.
>>56719718
>>56719725
>>56719789
>>56719793
some explaining is needed
When you read these comments you realize how uninformed you people are and how easily you make conclusions.
Then you realize this must happen all the time and that everybodies opinion is of very very low value. Including mine.
HEALTHY AT ANY WEIGHT
